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Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by JoeEeL(m): 6:48am On Apr 08
Ilekokonit:


Not just friends o. If your wife is the type that phones Nigeria to give her parents a running commentary of everything happening in your home (most times behind your back) that marriage will not last as one or both of her parents (if unreasonable or too controlling) will coach her against you and sooner or later, the marriage will collapse like an unstable jenga pack.

I recommend for every man who wants to marry to carry out discreet research about the character of his woman's mother and father around the neighborhood of his woman's family house. If his research reveals that any one of his prospective parents in law are combative or troublesome in their neighborhood, he should cancel the marriage plans 'cos if he doesn't, his in-laws will bring their nasty attitudes into his home.

Wahala be like wetin again?

Everywhere left right and center, na just wahala. Most comments are quite scary o.

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Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by JoeEeL(m): 11:09pm On Apr 07
Artscollection:


The narrator self don't even know the root cause, the western world especially the high end areas are not family oriented, if you like bring a nun soon the society will stress her to the point of divorce.
Things like
#Lack of social cohesion in the society
#If she is working, the stress at work and also if have
Kids in most western society, you have to be taking them around for their own activities n this will shorten your own free time.
# some women looses their head when they see a certain amount of money,at they point they focus on their own family n possibly expect the man to solely provide for the house. With most of these activities,you start to loose interest in the marriage.

Hmmn bro, I think u nailed this perfectly well. Nice submission.
Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by JoeEeL(m): 10:20pm On Apr 07
pansophist:


Would you rather I point a gun at you, but promise you that I won't shoot you, or that I should not be having the weapon in the first place?

It doesn't matter if a woman is reserved and doesn't keep friends, it is about the possibility that she can do evil to you if she wants to. She must not have that chance, doesn't matter if she wont use it.

Bro thanks bro. See bro I understand u but don't u think that is too harsh?

All women can't be the same na. And if more and more women are beginning to behave this way, then what is wrong with we men? Are we that weak that the next thing is to start abandoning the wife we've had for years?

Why don't men protest these laws, then? Why are men now so weak? Agitate to tilt the law to balance it a lot, no we won't. Instead, many will abandon their marriages, some wont even marry again. Many going the single dad way because of issues like this, masturbating up and down. These are harder alternatives.
Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by JoeEeL(m): 3:07pm On Apr 07
Artscollection:


The narrator self don't even know the root cause, the westerns ward especially the high end are not family oriented, if you like bring a nun soon the society will stress her to the point of divorce.
Things like
Lack of social cohesion in the society
If she is working, the stress at work and if hou have
Kids in most western society, you have to be taking this around for their won activities

I respect ur own angle to this too.
Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by JoeEeL(m): 3:02pm On Apr 07
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Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by JoeEeL(m): 2:40pm On Apr 07
For those unable to watch, the man emphasizes on ensuring to bring your wife if she's not the type that keeps friends. He keeps mentioning that it is the idea of friends, parties and events that leads women astray in the U.K, and if your wife is like that or has tendencies like that already in nigeria, then it is dangerous to bring her over.

Also, the man is not the one affected. He's just a narrator.

Finally, he dons a nice cap.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden To Netanyahu: ‘we Won’t Be Able To Support You’ If You Don’t Change Course by JoeEeL(m): 1:14pm On Apr 06
Ahmedbari:
You are a Racist

Someone will innocently be on his own, but there are some people that would just look at him and because he does not belong to their religion or tribe, they will call him "arne" or "kuffar". Sometimes they will even go ahead and kill him.

These are the bastard terrorists Im talking about.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden To Netanyahu: ‘we Won’t Be Able To Support You’ If You Don’t Change Course by JoeEeL(m): 9:48pm On Apr 05
ISLAMIC TERRORISTS NOW HOPING ON BIDEN TO REIN IN ON ISREAL.

SEEING THE BASTARD ISLAMIC TERRORISTS SO HUMBLE IS SO SATISFYING.

YOU START HEARING WORDS LIKE, 'WHY ARE U SUPPORTING ISRAEL, DON'T YOU KNOW THEY HATE XTIANS?' 'DONT YOU KNOW THAT PALESTINE HAS MORE XTIANS THAN ISRAEL?' YEN YEN YEN...

EHEN, AWON ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TI DI OLOLUFE XTIANI, L'OSAN GAN GAN? EHEN, OVERNIGHT XTIAN LOVERS??

WE HEAR. BUNCH OF NARCISSISTIC, STUPID, DISCRIMINATING BUMBLING IDIOTS.

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Celebrities / Re: American Rapper Trippie Redd: DNA Test Confirms He's Not The Child's Father by JoeEeL(m): 2:34pm On Apr 05
jayce232:

I think I agree with u
If men get to know their stand earlier, it wouldn't hurt that much. Women too will be more careful if the paternity of the child is going to be confirmed at birth. It will go a long way to curb cheating without protection.
Celebrities / Re: American Rapper Trippie Redd: DNA Test Confirms He's Not The Child's Father by JoeEeL(m): 2:32pm On Apr 05
Morbeta11:
I see why Mohbad’s wife is trading with caution........ grin

Lol bro u get the idea now?
Travel / Re: UK People Are Miserable, Nigerians Are 'happy' by JoeEeL(m): 1:26pm On Apr 04
NEVER DIFFICULT TO SPOT A STUPID IDIOTIC APC-SPONSORED POST.

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Crime / Re: South Africa Gospel Singer, Funanani Mbedzi Shot Dead In Church By Her Husband by JoeEeL(m): 10:41pm On Apr 03
E no fit pass infidelity.

Why kill a soul you can't create? Mugu. Shame on u.

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Travel / Re: No Crane For 3 Hours As Container Falls On A Car, Killing A Lady In Ilesa, Osun by JoeEeL(m): 9:42pm On Apr 03
VaginaAcademic:
I swear we no get country Nigeria is just a forest with people we don't have a government. A country where citizens provide their own electricity and water and other basic amenities themselves angry

You are partially describing a zoo already bro.

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Travel / Re: No Crane For 3 Hours As Container Falls On A Car, Killing A Lady In Ilesa, Osun by JoeEeL(m): 9:40pm On Apr 03
USELESS COUNTRY NEVER PREPARED FOR ANYTHING.

COVID WAS NEVER PREPARED.
WAR OR INVASION, NEVER PREPARED
ECONOMIC CAPITULATION, NEVER PREPARED.
OIL PRICE DROP, NEVER PREPARED.

ACCIDENTS, NEVER PREPARED.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by JoeEeL(m): 8:41pm On Apr 03
Almiron:
my boss it's lonely at the top, nothing to drag with em penadogs anymore, we are done and dusted for life. Make dem dey celebrate irrelevant goals wey no fit win the basssstard any spoon this season , even in the desert he still dey flop. Against Slovenia he didn't even hit the bar . Clownery

Almiron the boss. cheesy

I swear, I no fit lie say I too dey feel u. grin grin

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Business / Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 8:40pm On Apr 03
LordIsaac:

I’ve often reiterated that men are the enablers!

U are correct.

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Business / Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 8:10pm On Apr 03
Maysdevices:
Almost like they have been deceived into believing women do not have a brain to do these things because women pretend not to grin

If you’re reading, women know the right thing to do but will rather cruise through life at your expense, it’s just like a enabling a teenager grin


What more could I add?

I couldnt have said it any better. 💯

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Business / Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 11:08am On Apr 03
DonBenny77:

I wonder
This is a very cheap publicity stunt, but lots of Nigerians are idiots and zombies the trending opinion is determines theirs.

U correct

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Business / Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 10:59am On Apr 03
Men who are cursed to suffer in this life will come here to laud this lady for doing what she's meant to ordinarily do.

They will forget to praise themselves for bringing out such money to support a woman as if she were an orphan, instead they will praise what is meant to be mundane such as investing money given to make more money: what is meant to be simple common sense.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:02am On Apr 03
kenchop:
WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED AND VOCAL ABOUT GENOCIDE HAPPENING IN OTHER COUNTRIES, BUT LESS CONCERNED ABOUT THE GENOCIDE HAPPENING IN JOS, BENUE, NASARAWA, BORONO, SOUTHEAST, OKUAMA DELTAL, ITS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF HYPOCRISY.

NIGERIANS AND AFRICANS CAN BE SO STUPID.THEY ARE RACISTS AND TRIBALISTS IN THEIR COUNTRY BUT ALWAYS CRY FOUL WHEN IT HAPPENS OUTSIDE THEIR COUNTRY.



REMOVE THE ROCK IN YOUR EYES BEFORE CONDEMNING ANOTHER OVER A SPECK IN HIS EYES.


He's a fulani or hausa muslim. Those who dont follow their religion are regarded as "kuffars" or "kafirs". So those in Palestine, they regard them as brothers more than you in the same cowntry, lol.

This is d kind of education southerners should be having... yet you see them shouting Peter Obi, Tiffnubu... lol. Short-sighted people.
Foreign Affairs / Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:57am On Apr 03
ABANGWABOI:
If una like make una no commot for Gaza...
Make ISREAL clear everything from Gaza...
No time...

Una wan dey Gaza dey cook give Palestine and Hamas terrorists abi??
Nonsense

That makes them aide and abettors.

Rip to them sha.
Foreign Affairs / Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:51am On Apr 03
Jovi10:
Israel is a terrorist state. How can Israel war with Hamas of less than a year have lots of civilian casualties than Russia and Ukraine that's over 2 years. It doesn't make any sense.

Without the USA Israel is nothing.

Tears, is that u?
Foreign Affairs / Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:50am On Apr 03
Kelklein:
Why is the world silent in all of these.. can One country be more than the world and UN.. can US even be more than the whole world and UN.. Sanctions must be placed on Israel.. this madness has gone on long enough

YES THEY CAN BE MORE THAN D WORLD... SINCE D WORLD KEEPS BEING STUPID.
Foreign Affairs / Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:49am On Apr 03
Zonefree:
Bandits kidnapped Delta students yesterday...that should be our major concern at the moment.

Delta? You forgot how they were celebrating the massacre of same delta citizens?
The poster may be in support of it. Make e no shock u?
Foreign Affairs / Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:48am On Apr 03
FreeStuffsNG:
Shocking and heartbreaking!!!!
Are they Hamas fighters too? No. This is what has been happening since the war started, IDF is not killing the Hamas fighters but mostly civilians and innocent people! There's no way the US will not take part of the blame.

cry more
Foreign Affairs / Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:47am On Apr 03
shoodboi2:
The bombing of the World Central Kitchen vehicle and staff Okuoma is just one of the many atrocities Israel Nigeria has committed against Biafra since 1967.

As you read this, Israel Nigerian army is currently committing a genocide in Gaza Delta and the West Bank, killing Palestinian Biafran civilians, women, and children, bombing their homes and hospitals, and stopping anyone from bringing food into Gaza Biafra.

Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by JoeEeL(m): 8:30am On Apr 03
Ronaldo has struck gold o. Finally finally. cheesy

I realised Obembet has given up on the fight ever since his boss Almiron took over NL.

Almiron be dishing them wotowoto ever since, cr7 fans been calling for help! cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel's Killers Faced Camera, Bragged And Held A Matchbox – Amnesty Int by JoeEeL(m): 8:00pm On Apr 02
MasterJayJay:
90% of Nigerian muslims support death for blasphemy.
That means 90% of muslims are potential terrorists.

Why do we have sharia court but we don't have christian courts in Nigeria?

If you are fighting for your god or dead prophet, it means your religion lacks spiritual power and your god is useless.


I can never live in any muslim dominated area in Nigeria.

They will outbreed you soon and will migrate and live close to where you live instead. They are very intentional with what they're doing even though they may be pretending. They are sworn to change demographics of people. Use middle-belt, Sudan (Darfur crisis), or even North Africa as good examples.

And if that's not enough, use Europe of today as a case study.

You better have contingency plans.

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Politics / Re: 'Why Nigeria’s Oil Belongs To The North' - Dr. Usman Bugaje by JoeEeL(m): 5:54pm On Apr 02
I tried to be very patient with this man, reading the writeup multiple times, trying to make head or tail of it.

I didn't want to come out bursting so it doesn't appear like I'm coming with bias, but with all my goodwill approach, all I can say is that this man and his kin with such mindsets are bumbling moronns.

First of all, who decided what north is? Who falls for this crap? There is nothing like north? All we have are tribes with indigenous lands. Is TIV part of north? Is Okun part of North? Are Gbagyi, Nupe, Eggon, Gwari, Jukun, Afizere, Mupun, Kwalla, Doemak, Adara, Atyap, Gworok, Wurkum, Mumuye, Bachama peoples all north?

When you begin to hear 'north', 'north', just know that the speaker is very likely fulani, who has no lands at all in nigeria but like to hide behind regions.

Watch them in Ilorin. The fools don't say this is Yoruba culture or Fulani culture. They will hide behind the name and say this is "Ilorin" culture.
As long as we have these people near to us, Im sorry for Yoruba, Igbos, Izon, Orring, Urhobo, Igede, Efik etc. We will never have rest. Never.

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Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Doubt That Liam Is My Grandson But I Want The DNA Done - Mohbad Dad (vid by JoeEeL(m): 5:19pm On Apr 02
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Food / Re: The Yam Porridge I Made With Just 2400. Very Delicious. Photos by JoeEeL(m): 4:47pm On Apr 02
NO PITY.

NEXT PLS.
Politics / Re: Anybody Who Hoards Palliatives Is Cursed — Oluwo by JoeEeL(m): 8:03am On Apr 02
Ebi a fe lu yin ku.

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