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Politics / Re: Army Will Defeat Terrorists, Bandits, Declares COAS by JoeEeL(m): 7:07am On Apr 02
For you to keep calling them "bandits" at this day and age means either you are working with them, or they have defeated you already.

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by JoeEeL(m): 3:44am On Apr 02
The babe normal na.

Make una no use style comot our eye from recognising say na d guy short.
Religion / Re: Easter Celebration In Imo State(pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 11:38pm On Apr 01
BLACK MAN GET SENSE NA

Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran’s Commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Airstrike in Syria by JoeEeL(m): 9:55pm On Apr 01
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Celebrities / Re: Davido Upset As Female Fan Tries To Touch His Face by JoeEeL(m): 8:54pm On Apr 01
CrossRhodes:

Good luck trying to prove that in court when she sues you.....

Sue who?

O o like suya?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Upset As Female Fan Tries To Touch His Face by JoeEeL(m): 8:17pm On Apr 01
A touch is enough to bring down a target with a bio-weapon. President Palmer was hit with such in 24 series, Season 2 ending, I think. This is serious security breach and while I know his guards have a handful to take care of, this here is still a breach.

And I don't know what girls feel like sometimes. Just feel special enough to touch someone, as in who are u? P*ssy power or what? These girls should be resting abeg.

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Food / Re: See The N1,700 Meal A Nairalander Had For Breakfast (pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 7:12pm On Apr 01
noblefrank31:
Cost of food is seriously on the high rise globally, not just in Nigeria.

••• IF YOU ARE GENIUS, can you see the Dog Eating a bone?



••• SEE THE ANSWER HERE www.puzzles.com.ng/2024/03/can-you-see-dog-in-this-viral-optical.html?m=1

Flip the image upside down.

So for ur mind, that looks like the image of a dog. Looks even more like a beaver.

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Food / Re: See The N1,700 Meal A Nairalander Had For Breakfast (pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 7:11pm On Apr 01
MORE SUFFER-SUFFER TOPICS LIKE THIS PLS.

THANK YOU.
Business / Re: Food Prices Won’t Drop Immediately Despite Naira Appreciation – Economists by JoeEeL(m): 6:57am On Apr 01
Where is catrioina laing that was deceiving u guys to go into elections and love nigeria?

She don disappear leave una now abi?

Una eye don clear? E never clear. APC, turn the heat on.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Graphic Footage Of TERRORISTS Caught By Russia Forces (photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:44pm On Mar 23
Botragelad:
Below are photos of some of the TERRORISTS Russia forces caught few hours ago. The first shows a guy ear being caught off and fed to him. Maybe don't mess with the Russians, these guys can be barbaric when need be.

One was shot dead, third captured and tortured.

Video:
https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1771548560850338209?t=q67yfh9IOeVTE6U4EKArKA&s=19

Be very careful not to spread unconfirmed news.

This was how an old footage of Delta communities was spread around as the army invasion last week.

One thing Ive observed with bloggers is that once there's a trendign news, they will bring out an old footage and twist the stories just for traffic sake.

The quality of this footage does not look current at all.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Military Kills Senior Hamas Officials In Airstrikes by JoeEeL(m): 12:12pm On Mar 15
Iamshyne:
Kole Kan E, nigba ti oni opolo


Baba e o l'opolo.
Music/Radio / Re: Chike Ft. Mohbad - Egwu (video) by JoeEeL(m): 9:28am On Mar 01
Mrtaye:

No mind am e fit be part of the other crew

Maybe na nigeria frustration cause am sha. I no too blame am.

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Music/Radio / Re: Chike Ft. Mohbad - Egwu (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:50am On Mar 01
Risingblue008:
Let the dead bury the dead

The guy is goon and goon forever
I see no reason why dem still dey mention him name

Let him rest in peace na

But they've recorded the song before he passed away na obviously. So Chike should dispose the song because his feature passed on?

Things like this cement his legacy instead.

Nigerians and una weird way of thinking sef enh. Una can tire person. Shiish.

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Politics / Re: Hardship Will End Soon, FG Tells Aggrieved Nigerians by JoeEeL(m): 6:53am On Mar 01
UNA WEY UNA SUFFER JUST BEGIN.

E MA SUN EJE.
Crime / Re: South African Woman Confesses She Falsely Accused A Nigerian Man Of Rape (video) by JoeEeL(m): 2:46pm On Feb 28
NOTHING ANGERS ME MORE THAN FEMALE FALSE RAPE ACCUSERS GETTING AWAY AFTER THEIR EVIL.

Wetin dey pain me pass is we the men who are victims. We just dey siddon look. We just keep being endangered for free? Men are not even looking for ways to put an end to this madness...

So we just come this world to be sufferhead ni abi wetin gan sef?

Shame on we this 21st century men. Tueeeh!!

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Food / Re: Can You Cook Your Meals With Shea Butter? (pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 2:40pm On Feb 28
mariahAngel:


It'll surprise you to know that Shea butter is even a bit more expensive sef. cheesy



Ah! 😀
Are you serious?

hmmn
Food / Re: Can You Cook Your Meals With Shea Butter? (pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 4:50pm On Feb 27
Are u sure ure not dribbling urself thinking ure dribbling us?

Shea butter ko, Alan Shearer ni.

Dey pretend like say no be Tinubu hard knock economy na hin dey make you find cheaper ways of survival.

One naija 4 life!
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Engages New Legal Team As Trial Begins by JoeEeL(m): 2:01pm On Feb 27
Umuinyioku:
Thank you for your support!!!

Welcome bro.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Engages New Legal Team As Trial Begins by JoeEeL(m): 2:01pm On Feb 27
afube:





The day we are all liberated in Nigeria the work of the true Yoruba nation will be truly appreciated! We do not take the support of the Yoruba Nation for granted..........whether outside or within Nigeria,we will always be allies! As for Uzodimma and his igbo cohorts that are behind MNK's travails judgement awaits y'all !!

Blessed.
Food / Re: 3 Sachets Of Pure Water Sold For ₦100 In Akure Currently by JoeEeL(m): 6:11pm On Feb 26
AareGaa:


That fake story was sponsored by your ibo blodas who have not recovered from the defeat of Hoebee.

A bag of pure water is ₦250 in Akure, not ₦500.

Obi go contest tire!

I tell u. Those people: their lives are never straight. They just tend to sponsor everything.

They even sponsored Tinubu.

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Food / Re: 3 Sachets Of Pure Water Sold For ₦100 In Akure Currently by JoeEeL(m): 5:12pm On Feb 26
StingingStinger:


Ponuku pẹ̀lẹ́ ti ẹ

Shey this one na latest e-recruit ni?

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Politics / Re: FG Condemns Israel's Attacks On Journalists In Gaza by JoeEeL(m): 5:07pm On Feb 26
WHAT IS FG?

ISLAMIC ZOOGERIA, MIND UR LANE.

SHAMELESSNESS OF A NATION.

WHEN WILL YORUBA BREAK OUT OF THIS USELESS UNION AND BE ON OUR OWN, SO WE DON'T INVOLVE OURSELVES IN THIS ABRAHAMIC RELIGION MADNESS.
Food / Re: How Much Is The Price Of Egg Roll In Your Area ? by JoeEeL(m): 4:45pm On Feb 26
UNA NO BE BIAFRA NA?

REMEMBER THOSE BOASTS ON HOW WIKE "CRUSH" IPOB ABI?

THIS ONE-NIGERIA GO FIT UNA LIKE SUIT AND TIE, NO BE LIE. cheesy cheesy
Food / Re: 3 Sachets Of Pure Water Sold For ₦100 In Akure Currently by JoeEeL(m): 2:45pm On Feb 26
IN FASORANTI'S VOICE OF AFENIFERE: YORUBAS DON'T PROTEST.


"ON THE MANDATE" RONUKUS WEY HUNGER DON WIRE BE LIKE:

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Engages New Legal Team As Trial Begins by JoeEeL(m): 12:22pm On Feb 26
MrSly:

May the truth always lighten your path.

Ase.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Engages New Legal Team As Trial Begins by JoeEeL(m): 11:46am On Feb 26
WE THE TRUE OMOLUABIS UNDER THE AEGIS OF THE KOIKI TEAM, ILANA OMO-OODUA AND WELL-MEANING YORUBAS LIKE MAIYEGUN DIARY POLITICO, YEYE DARA, LADY K, CHIEF IGBOHO, PA AKINTOYE, AROLE 10-10, PA ADEBANJO, SOWORE, OBASANJO, SOYINKA, (YES, YOU READ IT RIGHT) WISH YOU VICTORY NOT ONLY IN COURT BUT FOR THE FINAL RESTORATION OF BIAFRA.

WE HOLD NO GRUDGES, FAR FROM IT. FORGET THOSE TWITTER APC E-RECRUITS. INSTEAD, WE THINK MOST ETHNICITIES WOULD BE BETTER SERVED IF THEY DEVELOPED ON THEIR OWN AND CREATED LAWS THAT BEST REPRESENT THEIR CUSTOMS -- SOMETHING WHICH IS NEVER GUARANTEED UNDER THIS CURRENT ONE-NIGERIA SETUP.

WE ARE THE PROUDEST GALLANT AWON OMO KOOTU OJIRE RACE: THE ODUDUWAS... THE MOST ANCIENT IN WEST-AFRICA.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistani Wearing Dress With Arabic Print Almost Lynched To Death For Blasphemy by JoeEeL(m): 11:30am On Feb 26
seuncyrus:
Religion is the most dangerous creation ever.
Sadly , Most of those guys can't even read Arabic , they only memorize the text of the Quran.
If you want to know this, write an article in Arabic and ask them to read , they can't.
That was how those religious fanatics killed an Igbo man in the north decades ago because of a Lebanese magazine written in Arabic. They didn't even know it was a magazine, as long as it is written in Arabic , it's a sacred text.

[s]Islam really needs to do something about its followers[/s]. The weak non-islam adherents must grow some balls and do something about these brainwashed dolts - It's not just about saying you're the religion of peace , Show me who you are by your actions and not just mere words.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistani Wearing Dress With Arabic Print Almost Lynched To Death For Blasphemy by JoeEeL(m): 11:29am On Feb 26
santaclaws:
Typical illiterate muslim society. Just like the ones in Northern Nigeria... That's how they'd have killed the woman before discovering their ignorance. After killing her, they'd lie that she blasphemed 😏

They don't even understand the same Arabic language they've been learning all their lives. They think everything written in Arabic has to do with the quran or islam.

When religion comes in through the door, common sense goes out the window!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistani Wearing Dress With Arabic Print Almost Lynched To Death For Blasphemy by JoeEeL(m): 11:26am On Feb 26
advanceDNA:
Pakistani Muslim are a different breed of muslims.... They consciously look for virtually anything they can call blasphemy so they can kill.....

Bro, which version is d worst?? I thought the talibans of Afghanistan were d worst.

Followed by the mumus we have here up north.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rogozin, Former Russian Deputy PM Posts Racist Photo About Lloyd Austin by JoeEeL(m): 11:03am On Feb 26
[quote author=Botragelad post=128647843][/quote]

Igbo wey dey call Yoruba Yoruba and yoruba dey call them ajeokutamamomi....


Like say una love unasef. You think outsiders dont know all these or how blacks were most of the times at each others' throats before they invaded and colonised?

And ever since, we failed to regroup and learn lessons just a few centuries after.

Why do you think they would give us respect?

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