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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Participating In A Water Goddess Rituals (Video, Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 8:55pm On Apr 14
Chukwuka319:
Really so many people are destroyed due to ignorance.
What pledge did she make to the water spirits,in return for their blessings?
Because water spirits are not Father Christmas or God who gives without adding any sorrow.
Fools will rant now,but this is the truth.
Nothing good ever comes from Water spirits.
It's only God who can give without interest, collateral or sorrow and pain.
The "blessings" of water spirits may appear refreshing, satisfying for a while,but soon,they will come to claim one precious thing from her life at the date they choose.

Your own god deh for sky
Her own god is in that water.

Why e deh pain u? And whats the difference anyway?

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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Participating In A Water Goddess Rituals (Video, Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 8:55pm On Apr 14
Light78:
Social media will carry a lot of people to hell.

because ure the first occupant??
Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Participating In A Water Goddess Rituals (Video, Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 8:54pm On Apr 14
Cute.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:52pm On Apr 14
Mrexcell:
This one is just a content creator but she get mind sha no yoruba man dead or alive have done what she just did.

Even if one is paid to do such job or is a govt undercover agent, it still takes some level of mind to pull this off o.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:48pm On Apr 14
Fcwilly:
Yoruba and comedy, Republic of Yoruba is that the name of the country? Not Oduduwa Republic again? Bunch of comedian.

Germany is also Deutschland
Holland is Netherlands
Finland is Suomi
Myanmar is Burma
Swaziland is Eswatini
Even UK sef na Great Britain

Yoruba and Oduduwa nations are interchangeable names

We still have names like Ile kootu ojire and ife odaye and if e pain u, we go use all 4 names.

So whats the fuss?? Grow up pls
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:40pm On Apr 14
Antoeni:
This Girl No Read E Papa Story , Make This Mumu Girl Ask Wetin Kill Her Papa.
MKO Declared Himself President, And He Paid With is Life, Now The Daughter is Foolishly Following Same Path of the Father

Papa or husband, lol
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:38pm On Apr 14
Chukwuka319:
Why do these people love lying so much? How's Delta state part of Yorubaland?
I read one stupid online writeup about Yoruba being indigenous to parts of Delta state.
I have a friend from Delta state whom I asked about Yoruba language presence in the state and he categorically stated that no single part of Delta state speaks Yoruba,but that Itshekiri tribe in the southern part of the state speaks a language very closely related to Yoruba.
He mentioned that the so called " Yoruba" called Olukwumu are actually Igbos whose ancestors migrated from parts of Owo and Akure in what is presently predominantly Yoruba speaking SW.

The Olukumis are Yorubas.

The Itsekiris are proper Yorubas who journeyed from Ile Ife about 600 - 800 years ago. They are directly from Ile Ife gangangan…that Itsekiri wey u see so

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:35pm On Apr 14
kikake:


Most unfortunate thing is that most of the Yoruba people don't seem to recognise the fact that one Nigeria is a huge stumbling block to development of Yoruba people and Yoruba land.

I tire for my people. Most of them are blind and comfy in wretchedness

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Sports / Re: Bayer Leverkusen Win Bundesliga For First Time In 119-year History by JoeEeL(m): 7:55pm On Apr 14
baralatie:
So
The match between Bayern Munich vs arsenal is a match of we die here

A match of swords and guns, I tell u. cheesy

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Sports / Re: Bayer Leverkusen Win Bundesliga For First Time In 119-year History by JoeEeL(m): 7:54pm On Apr 14
Dyfynezz12:
Kinsley Coman has never gone trophyless since he made his senior debut in football
Harry Kane has never won a trophy since he made his senior debut in football.
He played for the same team with Coman nd he is abt going trophyless

One of the records must give.
Sports / Re: Bayer Leverkusen Win Bundesliga For First Time In 119-year History by JoeEeL(m): 7:54pm On Apr 14
Soulsymbol99:
The xavi Xabi Alonso show cool
Politics / Re: Christian Elders Forum Says Foreign Terrorists... Have Taken Over Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 3:16pm On Apr 14
Stupid people. Is this not what Nnamdi Kanu has been saying?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran's Statement To The United Nations About Its Attack On Israel by JoeEeL(m): 6:25am On Apr 14
Ningishzida:
World War 3 is about to begin.

The previous World Wars were Wars that started because as a latecomer in the struggle for African Colonies, Germany had to settle for just four territories, called “protectorates,” in Africa: Togo and Cameroon in the west, German Southwest Africa (today's Namibia), and German East Africa (today's Tanzania, Rwanda, and Burundi) in the east. This made Germany angry at the UK for taking the Lions share. Yet, our forefathers were the ones who still went to fight for their Colonizers out of ignorance.

Please African Leaders, learn from history and stay out of this war, let the Colonizers destroy themselves.
Fighting for any of them won't make them respect or see us as Africans as equal Humans. We need to use this opportunity to rearrange our Continent and destroy the Quack Countries that these Colonizers created to make it easy for them to divide and rule us due to our different Culture and Traditions.

Germany was in charge of Angola too.

African rulers, not leaders.

And finally, they know this history better than you do.
Romance / Re: Who Is Tracy? Pregnant Woman Quizzes Her Husband Who Insists He Is Not Cheating by JoeEeL(m): 5:26am On Apr 14
ukaface:
See all the men typing ‘ok’ upandan if to say the table is turned around now, thread for don enter page 10 with all the men bashing women

Hypocritical lots

Some nigerian men are hypocrites.
Do women forgive cheating?
Romance / Re: Who Is Tracy? Pregnant Woman Quizzes Her Husband Who Insists He Is Not Cheating by JoeEeL(m): 5:25am On Apr 14
Taiwojon:
Give your life to Jesus

Jesus is coming soon

na ur agboile jesus go come. Dey there make pant dey wear u.
Romance / Re: Who Is Tracy? Pregnant Woman Quizzes Her Husband Who Insists He Is Not Cheating by JoeEeL(m): 5:23am On Apr 14
Make the girl swear say she no do small olosho before she marry.
Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by JoeEeL(m): 11:20pm On Apr 13
AuthorMan:


You are good in writing Poems. Keep writing but please stop crying on my mention.

grin

BLACK SLAVE. NOW BARK FOR YOUR WHITE SLAVEMASTER. WOOH, WOOH cheesy cheesy

Health / Re: Fawaz Alabi Drowns At Ibeshe Beach In Lagos by JoeEeL(m): 10:28pm On Apr 13
Hes donning Tiffnubu cap?

Hmmn why do I feel he may be one if those twitter trolls that bash self determination struggles?

He has all d markings of a typical ronunazi. Rip to him anyway

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Culture / Re: Lagos Has Only One Ohaneze Ndi-Igbo President — Igbo Leaders by JoeEeL(m): 1:04pm On Apr 13
helinues:


You don't have any contribution apart from attacking others

Mynd44
Nlfpmod
Seun
Dominique

Rule 2

At ur age, ure quoting people just to have them banned or suppressed so u can deepen ur agenda?

For normal man-to-man talk, u dey go call mods?

We all know say u be vuvuzela for apc but shey e mean say u no fit tackle opposition as per man? Or are u manna bbq in disguise?

Small fight, u don go deh call referee. Ur shame deh shame me.
Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by JoeEeL(m): 12:18pm On Apr 13
BscHolder:
oh you also noticed it too?
I've observed people in the market, most way so confused, and worse of those sellers seem heartless like they don't give a damn..
I wanted cooking stew last weekend, made a list and withdrew 5k, Omo when I came to the market and saw the drastic increment in food prices I had to withdraw again cos the initial money didn't reach, I was just at one spot buried in thoughts

People like u go still mock Nnamdi Kanu for prison say make he dey eat beans.
Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by JoeEeL(m): 12:17pm On Apr 13
RoyalBlu:
Na the garri own pain me pass.

From 2400 for a paint rubber to 3500. In just a couple of days.

You go to the market and you see people wandering up and down in a state of confusion.



Should nigerians be pitied?

Nope
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by JoeEeL(m): 12:13pm On Apr 13
tochez24:



😂😂😂😂

Bring a dead SHEEP into the jungle, A lion king will definitely ignore it, his pride lionesses and cubs might probably have a bit and move on... It's only the beta male lions and the hyenas that will enjoy such a meal.

Everyone is this life already knows exactly where he or she belongs in the hierarchy of life.

There's nothing on earth you can do to convince scavenging hyenas and vultures to let them see the sweet taste of fresh meat over maggots infested decaying meat, absolutely NOTHING!!!! Now this is not about meat⚠️
👌🏽🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

If u think am another way, its still about meat o

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Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by JoeEeL(m): 4:37am On Apr 13
AuthorMan:


THE DAY MY RESPONSE WILL MAKE SENSE TO YOU, IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
LEAVE IT AT THE NON MAKING SENSE FoR NOW.

I KNOW HUMAN EVOLVING FROM APE MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO YOU.
CONGRATS

SHALOM

Very ridiculous people. because of a foreign religion brought by whites who raped your greatgrand fathers and mothers and took them on slave ships, you will now turn around to condemn your own brother with stronger blood association?

In ur mind, Im already as good as sentenced already and an outcast. And u dont see anything wrong with such ideology? U guys should ramp ur your IQ. You can go read Things Fall Apart to begin to understand the web you're in.
Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by JoeEeL(m): 4:28am On Apr 13
AuthorMan:


THE DAY MY RESPONSE WILL MAKE SENSE TO YOU, IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
LEAVE IT AT THE NON MAKING SENSE FoR NOW.

I KNOW HUMAN EVOLVING FROM APE MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO YOU.
CONGRATS

SHALOM

So whats the fuss? For not believing in ur jesus, next thing is to sentence me to hell? Are u people not embarrassed? Una no dey shame? Why the threat first of all? And why does my believing in that absolve me from the danger?

What nonsense do u mean by "It will be too late". So all my ancestors for thousands of years, its "too late" for them right?

Do u believe in Zeus no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in Ra no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in mohammed no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in Olodumare no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in Buddha no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in krishna no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in vishnu no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in Ifa no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in Orunmila no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.
Do u believe in chi no, it WILL BE TOO late for you.

You are as ridiculous as you sound. But because uve been brainwashed from birth, u will be talking with hubris. TOO LATE for who, as in who una be? Have you been there before?

Oh, I'll be sentenced to eternal damnation for questioning all this crap? Then y'all dont need a brain. In this day and age, see thinking... U belogn to the medieval period.
Politics / Re: Germany Arrests 3 Teenagers On Suspicion Of Terror Plot, Plan To Bomb Churches by JoeEeL(m): 10:01pm On Apr 12
How did the german investigators get into the private chats of the people?

Are we sure our chats are secured and the so called talk of encryption is not foolproof??
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Makes ‘World’s Sexiest Men’ List by JoeEeL(m): 5:13pm On Apr 12
Nothing wey money and lobbying no fit do. Burna wey don use smoke ruin hin looks, wey make am age faster

Singers wey fine pass Burna boy plenty pa:

Davido
Kizz Daniel
Chike
Wizkid
2baba
Victor AD
Flavour
Olamide
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Son, Liam Celebrates 1st Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 4:21pm On Apr 12
Gentlesoul2021:


Haa what some men ND women do to bring ill-luck to their family...

U can say that again.
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Abduct Channelstv Reporter In Port-harcourt by JoeEeL(m): 3:18pm On Apr 12
jamesversion:


Nigeria is an insecure place.

This is more than awful but it looks like it will get worse from here on in.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Son, Liam Celebrates 1st Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 3:17pm On Apr 12
Gentlesoul2021:


Oba elegushi dey the gist too. . .

Hin wife weh don run leave house for am... at least temporarily. Them deh beg the Iyalode as we deh speak currently.
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Abduct Channelstv Reporter In Port-harcourt by JoeEeL(m): 12:43pm On Apr 12
jamesversion:
Sometimes it's best to keep a very low profile in PH and. Igeria generally.

No matter how much I have, I drive regular cars and try to stay indoors as possibly as I can.

And how long do u think this can go on? Imagine what your kids will endure during that time if urs is like this already.

Its like living in a house with a low ceiling.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Alhaja Who Collapsed During Ramadan Fast Rejects Malt Drink Offer by JoeEeL(m): 12:36pm On Apr 12
bassdow:

A lot of them don't understand their holy book.

see eh, not everyone must fast. There are those exempted form fasting e.g Nursing mothers, small kids, those with medical conditions, etc.

And most importantly, people with common sense
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Son, Liam Celebrates 1st Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 12:28pm On Apr 12
Elzazzi:


You are right

Thx boss

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