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Travel › Re: No Crane For 3 Hours As Container Falls On A Car, Killing A Lady In Ilesa, Osun by JoeEeL(m): 9:40pm On Apr 03, 2024

USELESS COUNTRY NEVER PREPARED FOR ANYTHING.

COVID WAS NEVER PREPARED.
WAR OR INVASION, NEVER PREPARED
ECONOMIC CAPITULATION, NEVER PREPARED.
OIL PRICE DROP, NEVER PREPARED.

ACCIDENTS, NEVER PREPARED.

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by JoeEeL(m): 8:41pm On Apr 03, 2024

Almiron:
my boss it's lonely at the top, nothing to drag with em penadogs anymore, we are done and dusted for life. Make dem dey celebrate irrelevant goals wey no fit win the basssstard any spoon this season , even in the desert he still dey flop. Against Slovenia he didn't even hit the bar . Clownery

Almiron the boss. cheesy

I swear, I no fit lie say I too dey feel u. grin

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Business › Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 8:40pm On Apr 03, 2024

LordIsaac:
I’ve often reiterated that men are the enablers!

U are correct.

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Business › Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 8:10pm On Apr 03, 2024

Maysdevices:
Almost like they have been deceived into believing women do not have a brain to do these things because women pretend not to

If you’re reading, women know the right thing to do but will rather cruise through life at your expense, it’s just like a enabling a teenager

What more could I add?

I couldnt have said it any better. 💯

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Business › Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 11:08am On Apr 03, 2024

DonBenny77:
I wonder
This is a very cheap publicity stunt, but lots of Nigerians are idiots and zombies the trending opinion is determines theirs.

U correct

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Business › Re: Young Lady Uses 250k Boyfriend Gave Her For Hair To Start Fried Yam Business by JoeEeL(m): 10:59am On Apr 03, 2024

Men who are cursed to suffer in this life will come here to laud this lady for doing what she's meant to ordinarily do.

They will forget to praise themselves for bringing out such money to support a woman as if she were an orphan, instead they will praise what is meant to be mundane such as investing money given to make more money: what is meant to be simple common sense.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 10:02am On Apr 03, 2024

kenchop:
WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED AND VOCAL ABOUT GENOCIDE HAPPENING IN OTHER COUNTRIES, BUT LESS CONCERNED ABOUT THE GENOCIDE HAPPENING IN JOS, BENUE, NASARAWA, BORONO, SOUTHEAST, OKUAMA DELTAL, ITS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF HYPOCRISY.

NIGERIANS AND AFRICANS CAN BE SO STUPID.THEY ARE RACISTS AND TRIBALISTS IN THEIR COUNTRY BUT ALWAYS CRY FOUL WHEN IT HAPPENS OUTSIDE THEIR COUNTRY.

REMOVE THE ROCK IN YOUR EYES BEFORE CONDEMNING ANOTHER OVER A SPECK IN HIS EYES.

He's a fulani or hausa muslim. Those who dont follow their religion are regarded as "kuffars" or "kafirs". So those in Palestine, they regard them as brothers more than you in the same cowntry, lol.

This is d kind of education southerners should be having... yet you see them shouting Peter Obi, Tiffnubu... lol. Short-sighted people.

Foreign Affairs › Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:57am On Apr 03, 2024

ABANGWABOI:
If una like make una no commot for Gaza...
Make ISREAL clear everything from Gaza...
No time...

Una wan dey Gaza dey cook give Palestine and Hamas terrorists abi??
Nonsense

That makes them aide and abettors.

Rip to them sha.

Foreign Affairs › Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:51am On Apr 03, 2024

Jovi10:
Israel is a terrorist state. How can Israel war with Hamas of less than a year have lots of civilian casualties than Russia and Ukraine that's over 2 years. It doesn't make any sense.

Without the USA Israel is nothing.

Tears, is that u?

Foreign Affairs › Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:50am On Apr 03, 2024

Kelklein:
Why is the world silent in all of these.. can One country be more than the world and UN.. can US even be more than the whole world and UN.. Sanctions must be placed on Israel.. this madness has gone on long enough

YES THEY CAN BE MORE THAN D WORLD... SINCE D WORLD KEEPS BEING STUPID.

Foreign Affairs › Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:49am On Apr 03, 2024

Zonefree:
Bandits kidnapped Delta students yesterday...that should be our major concern at the moment.

Delta? You forgot how they were celebrating the massacre of same delta citizens?
The poster may be in support of it. Make e no shock u?

Foreign Affairs › Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:48am On Apr 03, 2024

FreeStuffsNG:
Shocking and heartbreaking!!!!
Are they Hamas fighters too? No. This is what has been happening since the war started, IDF is not killing the Hamas fighters but mostly civilians and innocent people! There's no way the US will not take part of the blame.

cry more

Foreign Affairs › Re: World Central Kitchen Employees Killed By Israel (Graphic Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:47am On Apr 03, 2024

shoodboi2:
The bombing of the ~~World Central Kitchen vehicle and staff~~ Okuoma is just one of the many atrocities ~~Israel~~ Nigeria has committed against Biafra since 1967.

As you read this, ~~Israel~~ Nigerian army is currently committing a genocide in ~~Gaza~~ Delta and the West Bank, killing ~~Palestinian~~ Biafran civilians, women, and children, bombing their homes and hospitals, and stopping anyone from bringing food into ~~Gaza~~ Biafra.

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by JoeEeL(m): 8:30am On Apr 03, 2024

Ronaldo has struck gold o. Finally finally. cheesy

I realised Obembet has given up on the fight ever since his boss Almiron took over NL.

Almiron be dishing them wotowoto ever since, cr7 fans been calling for help! cheesy

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Crime › Re: Deborah Samuel's Killers Faced Camera, Bragged And Held A Matchbox – Amnesty Int by JoeEeL(m): 8:00pm On Apr 02, 2024

MasterJayJay:
90% of Nigerian muslims support death for blasphemy.
That means 90% of muslims are potential terrorists.

Why do we have sharia court but we don't have christian courts in Nigeria?

If you are fighting for your god or dead prophet, it means your religion lacks spiritual power and your god is useless.

I can never live in any muslim dominated area in Nigeria.

They will outbreed you soon and will migrate and live close to where you live instead. They are very intentional with what they're doing even though they may be pretending. They are sworn to change demographics of people. Use middle-belt, Sudan (Darfur crisis), or even North Africa as good examples.

And if that's not enough, use Europe of today as a case study.

You better have contingency plans.

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Politics › Re: 'Why Nigeria’s Oil Belongs To The North' - Dr. Usman Bugaje by JoeEeL(m): 5:54pm On Apr 02, 2024

I tried to be very patient with this man, reading the writeup multiple times, trying to make head or tail of it.

I didn't want to come out bursting so it doesn't appear like I'm coming with bias, but with all my goodwill approach, all I can say is that this man and his kin with such mindsets are bumbling moronns.

First of all, who decided what north is? Who falls for this crap? There is nothing like north? All we have are tribes with indigenous lands. Is TIV part of north? Is Okun part of North? Are Gbagyi, Nupe, Eggon, Gwari, Jukun, Afizere, Mupun, Kwalla, Doemak, Adara, Atyap, Gworok, Wurkum, Mumuye, Bachama peoples all north?

When you begin to hear 'north', 'north', just know that the speaker is very likely fulani, who has no lands at all in nigeria but like to hide behind regions.

Watch them in Ilorin. The fools don't say this is Yoruba culture or Fulani culture. They will hide behind the name and say this is "Ilorin" culture.
As long as we have these people near to us, Im sorry for Yoruba, Igbos, Izon, Orring, Urhobo, Igede, Efik etc. We will never have rest. Never.

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Celebrities › Re: I Don’t Doubt That Liam Is My Grandson But I Want The DNA Done - Mohbad Dad (vid by JoeEeL(m): 5:19pm On Apr 02, 2024

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Food › Re: The Yam Porridge I Made With Just 2400. Very Delicious. Photos by JoeEeL(m): 4:47pm On Apr 02, 2024

NO PITY.

NEXT PLS.

Politics › Re: Anybody Who Hoards Palliatives Is Cursed — Oluwo by JoeEeL(m): 8:03am On Apr 02, 2024

Ebi a fe lu yin ku.

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Politics › Re: Energy Crisis: More Troubles For Power Plants As FG Increases Gas Price By 11% by JoeEeL(m): 7:28am On Apr 02, 2024*

People would look back and someday say "I miss buhari's era".

That's like d most unimaginable thing but today its happening. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Army Will Defeat Terrorists, Bandits, Declares COAS by JoeEeL(m): 7:07am On Apr 02, 2024

For you to keep calling them "bandits" at this day and age means either you are working with them, or they have defeated you already.

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by JoeEeL(m): 3:44am On Apr 02, 2024

The babe normal na.

Make una no use style comot our eye from recognising say na d guy short.

Christianity Etc › Re: Easter Celebration In Imo State(pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 11:38pm On Apr 01, 2024

BLACK MAN GET SENSE NA

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran’s Commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Airstrike in Syria by JoeEeL(m): 9:55pm On Apr 01, 2024

Celebrities › Re: Davido Upset As Female Fan Tries To Touch His Face by JoeEeL(m): 8:54pm On Apr 01, 2024

CrossRhodes:
Good luck trying to prove that in court when she sues you.....

Sue who?

O o like suya?

Celebrities › Re: Davido Upset As Female Fan Tries To Touch His Face by JoeEeL(m): 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2024

A touch is enough to bring down a target with a bio-weapon. President Palmer was hit with such in 24 series, Season 2 ending, I think. This is serious security breach and while I know his guards have a handful to take care of, this here is still a breach.

And I don't know what girls feel like sometimes. Just feel special enough to touch someone, as in who are u? P*ssy power or what? These girls should be resting abeg.

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Food › Re: See The N1,700 Meal A Nairalander Had For Breakfast (pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 7:12pm On Apr 01, 2024

noblefrank31:
Cost of food is seriously on the high rise globally, not just in Nigeria.

••• IF YOU ARE GENIUS, can you see the Dog Eating a bone?

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrwdAuHTPjMOBD9eiDvjMINWjTCrT-EZ98XarmHQ40-euYJ-LINX33IfcOyUTkf31Qo5b9fREaZOyaoJ97ddqvshErtSYdP4v_B0BUzdnI8NhPAwE-JaY61o-AT3BShMHpCV2Qs1hL1J5bxoB_1lxRbp0izZFCnyA6-KeWYGVtQ5e4TI6Qv03Vwt_ZwIiu/s630/a68bc2f7-545d-4602-80fa-71cff44d37b6_560_420.jpg

••• SEE THE ANSWER HERE www.puzzles.com.ng/2024/03/can-you-see-dog-in-this-viral-optical.html?m=1

Flip the image upside down.

So for ur mind, that looks like the image of a dog. Looks even more like a beaver.

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Food › Re: See The N1,700 Meal A Nairalander Had For Breakfast (pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 7:11pm On Apr 01, 2024

MORE SUFFER-SUFFER TOPICS LIKE THIS PLS.

THANK YOU.

Business › Re: Food Prices Won’t Drop Immediately Despite Naira Appreciation – Economists by JoeEeL(m): 6:57am On Apr 01, 2024

Where is catrioina laing that was deceiving u guys to go into elections and love nigeria?

She don disappear leave una now abi?

Una eye don clear? E never clear. APC, turn the heat on.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Graphic Footage Of TERRORISTS Caught By Russia Forces (photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2024

Botragelad:
Below are photos of some of the TERRORISTS Russia forces caught few hours ago. The first shows a guy ear being caught off and fed to him. Maybe don't mess with the Russians, these guys can be barbaric when need be.

One was shot dead, third captured and tortured.

Video:
https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1771548560850338209?t=q67yfh9IOeVTE6U4EKArKA&s=19[/quote]Be very careful not to spread unconfirmed news.

This was how an old footage of Delta communities was spread around as the army invasion last week.

One thing Ive observed with bloggers is that once there's a trendign news, they will bring out an old footage and twist the stories just for traffic sake.

The quality of this footage does not look current at all.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Military Kills Senior Hamas Officials In Airstrikes by JoeEeL(m): 12:12pm On Mar 15, 2024

Iamshyne:
Kole Kan E, nigba ti oni opolo

Baba e o l'opolo.

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