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TravelRe: Pilots Were Arguing Before Agagu's Plane Crashed - Blackbox by joeekuns(m): 1:40am On Oct 12, 2013
donphilopus: why blaming him na?
Do you know whether he was coming back from suspension?
He'll be eager to pilot a plane after a year of suspension na
How can you say that? Even if he was suspended for 5yrs or even threatened of being fired is it enough to put his life or other's in dangerhuh Haven't you heard the saying when there is life there is hope?
ComputersRe: 9-yr-old Boy Is Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by joeekuns(m): 5:13pm On Oct 11, 2013
Bandit C: Bandit C.:
Worthless intelligence.
Kids in Imo state rural secondary
schools are building amateur rockets
that travel kilometers and this dolt is
celebrating "word document formatting
and opening page layout"
Young teenage white kids are hacking
into defence ministry servers, creating
PC games Mods, hacking and disabling
electronic devices and so on and this
simpleton is happy about "formatting"
documents.
Even as intelligent as you are, you
cannot differentiate between "been"
and "being"
Smh.
Why are we like this in this country? I mean we all know the way the world sees us....we being black-listed and label a danger to ourselves. This may not be world class achievement but it's something to be proud of (i know i would be very proud and greatly over joyed if it were my son) and may brighten our light to the world. Ye who is faithful in little is faithful in much and besides you who is talking what were you able to achieve at that age (it's not like there were no computers then)?
ComputersRe: 9-yr-old Boy Is Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by joeekuns(m): 4:53pm On Oct 11, 2013
Lionbite: So this boy can Maintain Documents, Format Content, Apply Page Layout, and Reusable Content, where as the only thing me i know on my laptop na to play PES and Zuma.
I Don Vex
LMAO.....no vex ma broda, you just didn't start on time and your inquisition wasn't in that direction. Imagine a child less than 10 is already very much acquainted with computers and very good to say the least....just trying to imagine what he would accomplish when he's 18(only if all kids growing up now could be set on this path).
FamilyRe: Man Beat His Wife For Not Calling Him "Sir" by joeekuns(m):
Afam4eva: I was even expecting to see a Nigerian or African name. This shows that Africa is now exporting some of it's values to the world grin
Hear yourself!!! Everything we know in Africa was taught to us...so don't even go there saying we exported whatever. The only reason you are surprised is because they keep it to themselves...letting us take the fall for it because of our big mouths.
FamilyRe: Man Beat His Wife For Not Calling Him "Sir" by joeekuns(m): 3:43pm On Oct 11, 2013
Icebicker: She deserves it..... Gud husband, bt dat wood is 2 much
Reallyhuh So you would beat your wife too? Guys who beat up their wives or girlfriends are not real men they are boys.
SportsRe: Why Nigeria Must Qualify For 2014 World Cup by joeekuns(m): 2:49pm On Oct 11, 2013
Richy.:
God pls make we qualify ooo. I don make mouth finish for my place of work. telling the German and Australian friends of mine that my country will teach them lessons in soccer if we are in the same group. the joke will simply be on me if something I do not want to think about happens cheesy
The joke would really be on you.....how can you bet on Nigeria with the world cup and with a country like Germany. When it comes to the game of football and world cup in particular betting on Nigeria is like jumping into a ditch with your eyes wide open. It's when you don't expect it that Nigeria steps up.
RomanceRe: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by joeekuns(m): 9:13am On Oct 09, 2013
Dyt: U see
grin grin grin
U see whathuh Would you do that to your bf?
CrimeRe: UNIPORT Students And ALUU Villagers Fighting In Port-Harcourt by joeekuns(m): 7:12am On Aug 27, 2013
Olalekan 0: Uniport,pls do the souls of those innocent guys a favor by wiping out Aluu in it's entirety!
Bros if you generalise it that way then you may be doing other innocent indegenes of aluu a great harm no matter how minute they may be. There are people there who never supported the dastardly act melted on those boys, grouping them with the rest of those evil ones would also amount to innocent blood being shed. Like the popular saying goes "two wrongs never make a right" and we should always learn to leave vengeance to God especially in this case where the actual perpetrators are not the ones facing the brunt.
CrimeRe: 2 Women Jailed For Fighting For A Man In Public by joeekuns(m): 7:00am On Aug 27, 2013
nzeaji: Males also fight over females shaaa.

http://ireporterstv.co/video-two-cripple-fights-over-a-lady/
Well as the heading says they are cripples (it could be that the lady in question is very pretty and they both obviously liked her maybe without her knowing)....but i very much doubt that two able bodied men would have a physical brawl over a lady no matter how pretty the lady may be. One of them has got to be matured enough to walk away.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Obasanjo Wearing A Shirt : Your Take? by joeekuns(m): 9:54am On Aug 25, 2013
Hezron Lorraine:
The 7 Best Selling Books in Bookshops.
1.)Beauty Tips by Olusegun Obasanjo.

2.)Value of Family Planning by 2face Idibia.

3.)How to Live in Peace by Boko Haram.

4.)Tactics to Win Trophies by Arsene Wenger.

5.)Say No to Corruption by James Ibori.

6.)My Love For America by Osama Bin Laden.

7.)How to Speak Good English by PermSec Dame
Patience Ebele Jonathan.

They are all available in Nigerian Bookshops.Grab Your
Copy Now.
mehn those books would sell for a million naira each
CrimeRe: 2 Women Jailed For Fighting For A Man In Public by joeekuns(m): 9:41am On Aug 25, 2013
olatade: Abeg inside jacki chan and jet Li who go beat?? . * inside macaroni and spag which one sweet pass... . *inside boys nd gurls who dey do amebo pass.. . *inside messi and c.ronaldo who fit play pass .. *inside boko haram and al qaeda who get mouth pass *inside ASUU nd Thunder which dey strike pass.... *inside me wey post diz nd u wey read am who no get work pass..
My guy you are very funny....lmao
but sha thunder still strikes more than ASUU oooo
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by joeekuns(m): 9:23am On Aug 25, 2013
@S.K...you are really funny, taking out time to write all the flaws of hollywood but it's really interesting though. The truth is we humans love to be lied to even when we know we're being lied to and the whole idea is about entertainment (or isn't that what it's called "Entertainment Industry"). The things they do are all for fun and not to be taken seriously and infact very dangerous too in real scenerios that's why in wrestling viewers are warned not to try what they see at home.
In respect to Nollywood i believe if our government backs the industry the way the US does then we may be able to attain that level as well...but let's not forget the fact that they are way ahead of us in technology and advancement. Entertainment Industry is a viable business for them so they put so much effort into it.
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by joeekuns(m): 9:04am On Aug 25, 2013
gist4real: I had to stop watching any movie with stephen siegal as the hero. That guy will ‎​be beat a zillion bad guys without as much as breaking a sweat, his shirt never gets dirty. Haba!
My guy that is so true....i mean how can one guy with a little pot belly and no physical fitness beat up guys who are younger and stronger than him without even touching a strand of his hair. Till tomorrow i love jackie chan's movies because it's more realistic...as experienced as J.C is in martial arts he still gets beat up and also uses the aide of objects to defeat his enemies which makes a whole lot of sense.
TV/MoviesRe: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by joeekuns(m): 8:46am On Aug 25, 2013
imperiouxx: 6) A big jumbo jet ran on runway for over 12 to 18 minutes. I guess that particular airfield runs through many states. angry

Reference: Fast and furious 6, the last showdown scenes.

Re-calculating the distance covered by that jet at that speed, it's like a plane running from International Airport, Lagos to Abeokuta on a straight runway without turning..... That scene sucks!

Though, I still stick with Hollywood ONLY.
First of all it was a bridge not a runway and i think it was a newly constructed bridge that had not been commissioned, the bad guy was trying to avoid the police, army and securty officials so decided to use that bridge.
PoliticsRe: Boy Stowed Away In Arik Flight To Lagos by joeekuns(m): 8:05am On Aug 25, 2013
brownlord: Can anybody help translate to English so i can comment.





between na my younger broder be that, OVBIOBA OYA WEREGBE LAI OHONBA LINE GHA RIO WA
Literarilly speaking i think it means "Prince turn back, enter OHONBA line and go home"
RomanceRe: HELP!!! Am Easily Attracted To Older Ladies by joeekuns(m): 9:00am On Aug 23, 2013
Dude yours is not serious...at least you're still within age group. Ever think about about dating someone who is 10-20 years older than you?
Science/TechnologyRe: Mike The Headless Chicken That Lived For 18-Months by joeekuns(m): 6:46pm On Aug 22, 2013
austinenice: abeg make una help me ask dem how the folw take they chop?
Read the story dude...

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