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InvestmentRe: Eklipse Consults: Now You Have The Oppurtunity Obasanjo And Awolowo Had!!!!! by joeekuns(m): 3:04pm On Aug 20, 2016
joe.ekuns@gmail.com Wanna join the moving train
PoliticsRe: Youths/occupy/nigeria/2016 by joeekuns(m): 10:39pm On Jul 16, 2016
Pushas:
I appreciate and applaud all those who have contributed to this thread. In as much as we are taking some steps, I want ask what the modus operandi of this revolution will be but I can see its gonna be only an ideological revolution.
I might be wrong but I have reasons to believe that a Violent revolution is the most effective way to save Nigeria. This might be extreme and quite radical but I think there has to be bloodshed. Some of these politicians and elites need to be eliminated or exiled which will set an example for the others to follow and learn that Nigerians should not be taken for granted and thus whatever we request for will be granted very fast. I commend everyone here for their input.
Once again I might be wrong. We Will Get There.
I seriously support you in that ideology which has made Ghana a better place today but the question is how do we go about it since we are no longer in the military era...democracy in Nigeria covers those evil politicians.
InvestmentRe: Watch Me Grow Or Grow With Me- The Choice Is All Yours! by joeekuns(m): 8:34pm On Jul 13, 2016
Bros pls am very interested in this stuff but am using a Lumia phone with a windows 8 version which is low, pls can I use it for this stuff as I don't have money to be going to cafe everytime...my email is joe.ekuns at gmail dot com
HealthRe: Ebola: Lagos Okays N50m Grants To First Consultant Medical Centre by joeekuns(m): 7:43am On Oct 21, 2014
morbid:
Smh4some nigerians and the way they celebrate thieving politicians. As if when we hear that money is giving out,we ∂oη't knw how that would always not be used for what it is meant for. Nigerains celebrating mediocrity since time immemorial.
So are you invariably saying you prefer the FG's public display of inept and distrustful characterhuh Cos am yet to come to terms with the fact that they purportedly approved 1.9billion for the fight of EVD yet only 400million was released, they get involved in disgraceful acts and openly exposed in their ploy to swindle us of our money in the guise of purchasing weapons to fight insurgents. My broda nobody is a saint but BRF and many other party reps outside PDP are lesser evil.
FashionRe: SEE 2face Idibia's Amazing Versace Shoe Collection! by joeekuns(m): 7:10am On Oct 21, 2014
diluminati:
[size=16pt]I thought i was going to see a thousand and one shoes collection. This is very disappointing and of nairaland standards i should have expected more. Why does this type of nonsense celebrity jargons make fp like it is one very important thing that can change someones lives. why is nairaland desperately trying to mind trick the youths into nothingness? when is the front page ever going to be filled with insightful posts that will definitely change the way our morally-decaying youths think? i'm just ashamed how nairaland has stooped this low. ask yourself oga kpatakpata, why are your ads declining?[/size]
Now here is someone with a high level of reasoning faculty. These days Nairaland is all so filled with childish post, abuses, insults, irrelevant and unfathomable junks. Oga Seun and all Mods this is an issue that duly deserves your in-depth consideration....together we can make Nairaland great again.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Chilling With T.i In London(pics) by joeekuns(m): 8:46pm On Oct 19, 2014
oladunwo:
Keep on chilling wen others are busy recording
my brother forget the hate...those sleeping in the studio are looking for hit tracks and probably from the street and haven't made money yet but davido has hit tracks and has enough money. Even if he decides not to record anymore he is d son of a billionaire...so go figure
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by joeekuns(m): 9:29am On Sep 24, 2014
Ajekpakororo: My baby cant try that o,he MUST give me what financial probs i ask,he is free to give me his own time frame.Else that him pricck go pain am ehn,i will just finger myself in his presence while watchinghard core!HE SHED GO AND dIE and if he tries to touch........1966!!!
Too bad....then if he gets it elsewhere he's a cheat right?
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by joeekuns(m): 9:09am On Sep 24, 2014
Overseas a guy can win a girls heart with just $5(which is about #800) and after that the bleeping continues regardless of whether he spends again but here in 9ja when you don't spend females translate it to mean you're insensitive and unromantic regardless of whether the money is there or not. It's a relationship which is all about sharing... so if the girl has and the guy doesn't then she should help out likewise if it's the other way round the guy should pull through also. That whole mentality of "if he doesn't spend then he's not getting any" and "na love I wan chop?" should stop cos truth be told the ladies enjoy sex more than men(we only ask for it more)
PoliticsRe: ‘goodluck Nigeria,’ Says New York Post In Reply To President Jonathan by joeekuns(m): 8:58pm On Jun 29, 2014
VICTORCIZA: SOMEBODY TELL THE AMERICANS TO SHUT THE Bleep UP AND SIT THEIR GAY CURSED BOTTOMS DOWN. HOW MANY YEARS DOES IT TAKE AMERICA TO GET OSAMA BIN LADEN??
I HATE HYPOCRITES!!!
AMERICA LEAVE US ALONE AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS. HOW ARE WE EVEN SURE YOU GUYS ARE NOT SPONSORING BOKOHARAM?
THIS IS NIGERIA. GEJ IS A NIGERIA, HE IS LOVED BY MAJORITY OF NIGERIANS! THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!!
My broda Osama was not in the US neither was he anywhere close and besides after his attack he never ventured into America again. These BokoHaram people are wrecking havoc on Nigeria...after multiple minor attacks they've brazened up and now conduct openly massive attacks which has claimed scores of lives. Now to make matters worse they've turned their attentions to harmless defenseless children to the extent of going so degradeable low as to murder children in their sleep...as if that was not enough they went ahead to abduct young girls. My broda truth be told Nigeria is under massive attack and we don't have both the structure and leadership to save ourselves. It's been long since we've been crying to God to rescue us but will God come down to do it for ushuh People are taking their destinies in their hands right now and the quicker we decide to help ourselves the better for us. If God were to punish countries by their unutilized resources don't you know how much we will suffer?? If it takes outside intervention for Nigeria to get it's head straight then let there be many.
Christianity EtcRe: Bitter Truth About Blessed Virgin Mary by joeekuns(m): 10:16am On Dec 17, 2013
Sal C: Oh I thought Heb2V7 said God made us for a while lower than the angels.

Don't be too fast, you are only going to be greater than the angels in the world to come.

For now, they are greater than you.
My broda don't get your understanding of the bible twisted...study and understand the bible before your make statements that are untrue and questionable and possibly cause degradeable situations. Now your bible reference Heb2v7 was talking about our lord Jesus christ and not human beings or when did humans become the "Son of Man"huh
Please read the whole bible and stop picking verses that suit you thereby misleading people of little understanding.
Christianity EtcRe: Bitter Truth About Blessed Virgin Mary by joeekuns(m): 9:46am On Dec 17, 2013
Macelliot: Firstly, Jesus reffered himself as the Son of God. So the Son is the same as the Father.
Jesus said, "I am in my Father and My Father in Me."
For Example.
Your name is Emmanuel James and your father's name is Emmanuel Ben.
If you wants to be addressed, you will be addressed as Mr. Emmanuel.
My broda even if you and your father answer the same name you would be addressed as junior...so dnt get it mixed up.
AutosRe: Mazda Premacy 2009 Model For Sale Cheap In Abuja SOLD!!!!!! by joeekuns(m): 4:44pm On Dec 16, 2013
stagger: A company can still manufacture an old model in a current year. See?
Sorry to say but i think this is a dull statement or maybe you're trying to amuse the OP. There is no way a company can produce a car later than it's year. After production any further innovation is put into the next model which comes out the next year or later.
HealthRe: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by joeekuns(m): 2:58pm On Dec 04, 2013
idprincess: Because we are made from dust and so it can't be completely washed off. Ever.

Try it... No matter how hard you scrub or how much you wash your body, if you rub your finger/ cloth firmly against your skin, some dust will still come off.
Best answer so far....man was made from dust so therefore our body keeps emitting it. Just like corruption we can never eradicate it only minimize it.
EducationRe: Why I Am Angry With ASUU – Jonathan by joeekuns(m): 6:11pm On Dec 01, 2013
ayodeji752: silly arrogant ppl, dont return to class. Hope u hav enof land in ur village for farming sha? Wot do u hav to say abt ASUU telling nigerians dat d nec meeting has been postponed indefinitely after iyayi's death? D fact is dat ASUU doesn't pray federal govt honour d agreement so dat they can continue to stay at home and receive salary.lazy old fools
My dear friend i would love to ask you a question....did you or do you school in Nigeria? If yes then am guessing you know the state of our schools here in Nigeria. I schooled in FUTA and i can tell you as at the time i was still there things weren't very pleasant. Imagine you having a 7am lecture in 100L and you're using a small LT, having to do practicals with practically nothing.....now that is for a federal school. These are just tips of the iceberg cos if you're sincere with yourself then you know that worse things happen in Nigerian schools and we're not even talking of the value of our certificate outside Nigeria....so why not suffer now for the greater good. If ASUU are not rigid and firm with their decision we will be back here again in the next 5-10 years debating the same issues. Do you know what happened in Ghana during general Rawlings regime? Only violent ones taketh it by force.
InvestmentRe: Avoid Online Business Scams by joeekuns(m): 9:50am On Nov 24, 2013
nairacoded.com:
I like chatting rather than email. BBM. 329FE5A9
Please do you use Ymessenger?
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Cross-Country Runner Refuses To Race Wearing Bib Number 666 by joeekuns(m): 12:57pm On Nov 10, 2013
Dubby6: I don't want to say anything oo but what if the '666' number was ur admission number? cos I have a friend whose admin.number is 06/666..will u reject the admission? So if she was given 419, she'll also reject? Cos its also associated with evil For me I think its not about the number but what u have in mind.

Everybody with their mentalities
I sincerely disagree with you because 419 and 666 are not the same numbers and if it was the former that had been assigned to her she would have gladly accepted it....if you're a christian you would know that the number 666 holds a strong meaning and even has an effect on the bearer. It is clearly stated in the bible that it is marked on either the fore head or the right hand of a person, that is why many people in the US rejected the obama care of a thing because the micro chip was to be embedded either on the fore head or right hand of the patient. As for your friend who was given the number as an admission number i believe he/she could have appealled to a religious HOD or someone of great influence.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by joeekuns(m): 10:11pm On Nov 05, 2013
@Kslib....really feeling this!
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Annie Idibia's Baby Shower by joeekuns(m): 11:21pm On Nov 03, 2013
Lil chilz: Two young boys were plucking
oranges from a tree belonging to
an
old man, they heard him coming
their
way and ran away with the ones they
had. While the boys tried to run
into the
cemetery, they found that the
gate was locked and they
decided to jump over the fence. While jumping, two
oranges fell from
their bag and they left it. When
they were safely inside the
cemetery, they began to share
the oranges. The boys started
counting: One for you,
one for me. A drunkard passing
behind the
cemetery heard their voices and
ran as fast as he could to the church to
tell the
priest that he has heard God and
Satan
sharing Corpses. Then the priest
came with the drunkard to the
entrance of the cemetery to hear
for himself. The boys were still
busy counting: One
for you, one for me. After they
had shared the ones they had, one of the boys asked the
other,
“What about the two at the
gate?” Immediately the
drunkard and the
priest heard this, they took to their heels
Really can't stop laughing......it's extremely hilarious.
RomanceRe: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by joeekuns(m): 12:57am On Nov 02, 2013
[*FINALLY THE CURTAIN CLOSES.....END OF SHOW/TOPIC.*]
RomanceRe: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by joeekuns(m): 9:07pm On Nov 01, 2013
Richiy: Dearie, am certain u must have a job (how else did yu afford the previous rent?). Firstly, there is nothing wrong that you want to ask ur bf for your rent. It may be urgent nd important to you. But, just dont sit down and wonder when to ask him. Do something first. There is always a way to everything. If yu cnt still pool in enuff resources, then if yu r sure it wont be an incovinience, discuss the issue wt him. U guys wud definately come up wt sumtin. That is how people in love act. They talk abt issues.
My sister i strongly support you and your sense of maturity. Everything you said is right on point.
@OP: I respect your being calm and collect even after all the criticism but the truth about this life is your approach (and activity/employ status), your manner of approach matters alot. Truth be told no man right now likes a lazy woman(all men are looking for independent ladies) so the main question is are you independent? If you are and probably in a little bit of crisis then you need not ask before he supports you, because when there is true love between the both of you then you do things for each other. If you're of the concept that he has sex with you so he needs to pay your rent then that means you do not love him(when there is love in sex it's called love making) then that would mean you need to re-evaluate your relationship...that would also mean studying your guy to know if he's the caring type (cos some guys are not just caring).
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by joeekuns(m): 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2013
@OP: Chief you should know that it's comedy and 45-55% of Nigerian movies are done in pidgin or bad english. Now in the US the reason why there is slang is because the illiterate blacks could not speak exactly like the white men so they had to improvise to suit them, so it is here as well. The illiterates and unlearned citizens improvised with pidgin and bad english to suit themselves and personally i believe it is the duty of the parents to either correct their children when they speak bad english or stop them from watching such movies. Basically when a child has been instilled with good english it's difficult to deviate.
AutosRe: Is A Used Car Mileage Of 170,000 From Cotonou A Good One? by joeekuns(m): 7:03pm On Nov 01, 2013
Bro sometimes mileage matter a lot but it also depends on the brand of car e.g M.Bz, Nissan, BMW. The aforementioned brands doesn't matter for mileage cos their engines are really strong and built to withstand Nigerian roads. But for the brand you mentioned i wouldn't advise you to go for it except you are ready to request the professional advise and check up of a certified auto engineer to check the status of the engine.
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Rocks Sexy Catwoman Outfit by joeekuns(m): 11:02pm On Oct 31, 2013
bionicdude: not sexy to me.i was suprised when i saw naija peeps celebrating halloween on twitter.abeg i wan ask wen halloween turn to one of our holidays o.abi white pple sef don dey celebrate new yam festival
That's very funny....but seriously though we africans love to copy the western world and you really can't blame us since they colonised us and they are way ahead of us in technology. Imagine african movie industries trying to mimick the white's love making roles in their films (to me that's totally eeeeeewwwwww). I just hope in the near distant time we would be able to find our wit and be truely independent of colonization.
FoodRe: Snake Venom, World’s Strongest Beer Contains 67.5% Of Alcohol by joeekuns(m): 8:57am On Oct 31, 2013
homesteady: If I drink two bottles unko? undecided
Before you start just put coffin beside you lol
PropertiesRe: Should A Man Live In A House Built By His Wife? by joeekuns(m): 9:06am On Oct 29, 2013
Law-confessor:
I like dis topic, cos i'm seriously thinking on somfin lik dat.


Honestly, i see nothing in it, and why would d huby refuse to live in it?

I totally support d man moving in to d house wit or witout his consent- depending on how d wife break d news about d house to him.


Wot if she builds the house to present to her huby on his birthday as an unexpected suprise package?- her intention/s shud be learnt first.


But i suppose dat it depends on how n in wot way he got to have d knowledge of d house.
Now if that is so that means you would be presenting him with the CofO that bears his name right? You cannot present a birthday gift only to collect it back later on.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Iran: Fifa U17 WC (4 - 1) On 29th October 2013 by joeekuns(m): 2:40pm On Oct 28, 2013
Which ever way the game wanna go the result will still remain he same....eaglets victorious. Although i must add that they should never loose focus and get complacent if not it's a one way ticket.

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