₦airaland Forum

Jadekitana:
Well since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing, birds have learnt to fly without perching

things fall apart, and the centre can no longer hold. I like a reader.


Gold digging is the new male act. Its just guys cashing in on ladies desperation for the ring. Moreover, Lagos is a city where survival is by any means, even if it means living off a lady.



Nice article too !

You seem like a guesser. You need more than that to succeed in this racket. You need precision.


At this pace, you will run out of your virtual money before the week runs out.

Many salaried workers fall in this category of people. You save diligently only to see your money's purchasing power get weakened in this turbulent economic voyage.


Am sure you also understand that the entrepreneurial path is not as glossy as online writers pitch it to you. Not even in a country like ours, you know what am saying : epileptic power supply, poor infrastructures, porous security, unstable economic policies etc.

Not to mention the insincerity and dubious attitude found on the individual level. This ultimately discourages handling over your money to people to invest on your behalf.






Sport betting ? that's Craaaazzzzzyyyyyy !!! Yet brilliant. If handled wisely and smartly, it could bring a little but constant income that rivals the safety of any conventional business model.

More interesting, you don't have to go neck-deep with your finances. That is, you won't have to test the depth of the water with both feet. With just 1/10 of the money, you would be amazed at the outcome.


Won't drop my contact. A searching man knows where to look...

By now, i believe even a rookie marketer should know better than trying to sell a technology without pictures

sharp guy. you sure know how to create suspense.


Let's make it interesting by having people guess what you told her...

Let me start. ''do you know KFc serves vultures for chicken '' or

You beta make it worth our time

Yet, short dudes keep taking tall girls to the altar every saturday

This is the reason i find it hard to give those begging mallams money. They shove their little disabilities in your face and expect you to part with your hard-earned money, which goes into goro (kolanut) and buruntashi (a liquid stimulant ).




I always believe that disability is not a limitation. True limitation lies in the mindset.

deturla:
LMAO..... This guy!

And consider yourself followed on twitter ! @Deedeesblog

Pheals:
op u try but let correct this:

We are not stingy like the ibos ( u should knw that .... Ijebu can only price your product from #500 to #150)

We can cook ( or u wanna taste my egusi soup or efo ri ro )

No tribe shows more respect than us ( have seen a Yoruba woman who knee down on a busy road thanking a man who stopped his car to allow her cross a busy road )

Yoruba marriage last ( only youth of nowadays who cares not) have seen a Yoruba man with 5 wives still together for good 25yrs)

We are not lazy and we are not dirty !!

We remains the most educated tribe in Nigeria

I am proud to be a yoruba gal

plus Yoruba supposed fetishness made then fear God. Thats why they find it hard to con others in the name of business or take lives anyhow. You're quick to hear something like 'fear God o' o beru olorun.

lol. myopic fellows. we were feasting under a burning house then. your cheap water is packaged with foreign nylon, your cheap rice comes from Vietnam, .....
We better endure the hardship Now and leave a buoyant economy for our children. When we painstakingly improve our local industries now, the coming decades will smile upon us.




You can ask the Chinese under Mao Zedong 12 years of transformation era. Now they are the ones exporting technologies to us.

nice write up




thanks for also teaching us how to sabotage their 'defense system'. All we gotta do now is spend, talk about emotions and pretend we ain't interested in the cookie.


Then it walks right into our bed chamber !

TheHeGoat:
And you're telling me there's no way to chase the cobra away without killing it?

have you ever confronted a wild animal before . they reason in opposition to human gesture. take a dog for instance (though its domestic) when you smile at it, it sees baring of one's teeth as a sign Of aggression. hence it tries to attack.



chasing it away will work, just as much as trying to lull it to sleep with a lullaby

goodfornothing:
It's a shame that people of Nairaland nowadays enjoy seeing threads about dead snakes.
It's bigger shame that the mods encourage this barbaric act by dragging such threads to the front page. As a result, this has driven a whole lot of jobless people to the bush, hunting and killing innocent snakes just so they can see themselves on the front page of Nairaland.
And my question is, what value does it add to your life killing these beautiful animals? Do you know that some pythons give birth just once in their life time, and that more than half the number of their offspring don't survive after being hatched? Can you help conserve these animals that are gradually running into extinction by sparing them please? And can you mods stop moving threads of killed snakes to the front page? I know you can because you're a human being. Thank you.

I know you hold animal lives in high esteem. probably you're also a vegetarian and stuff. but this is africa. have you heard of 'survival of the fittest' ?

that's what comes into play when i find a 12 feet spectacled cobra in my garden. now i paid for the land, it didn't. so it has crossed into my own domain. moreover, it can afford to hatch and leave its offspring, but i can't afford to let my children come in harm's way by it's presence.




We are all beasts. Just that some have found a way to protects themselves better

For what purpose exactly ? that the british govt should forcefully release him ?



why does nigerians keep shading our image in the international community

flop ! didn't you see Leicester city there ?

Since about 2:35 pm on Friday, Firstbank plc network for transfer and ATM withdrawal has been off air. Leaving people stranded at Atm points and Mall POS terminals. Not even money transfer or airtime purchase has been made possible since then. I also have friends and business partners that have confirmed this situation in different states like Oyo, Kwara, Abuja, and Kogi.
Now i want to ask fellow Nairalanders if they've experienced such in their state of residence. Tell me when last you used your Firstbank ATM card, and whether you were able to make a withdrawal or pay.
please drop your comments from what you've seen or heard.

Since about 2:35 pm on Friday, Firstbank plc network for transfer and ATM withdrawal has been off air. Leaving people stranded at Atm points and Mall POS terminals. Not even money transfer or airtime purchase has been made possible since then. I also have friends and business partners that have confirmed this situation in different states like Oyo, Kwara, Abuja, and Kogi.

Now i want to ask fellow Nairalanders if they've experienced such in their state of residence. Tell me when last you used your Firstbank ATM card, and whether you were able to make a withdrawal or pay.

Quick answers will be appreciated because i can't waste my fuel to the bank again (spent the environmental day there) , this sun no be sere sere o

'' WE DO NOT SELL CARS WE SELL HAPPINESS ON WHEELS,''
this is the killer opener... already liking this guys

domopps:
What abt bae that loves 3some?




Cheeeeeeers

Unity Bank. lol

Seriously, i prefer seeing this, than to see a 2015 luxury car offered for 850k. Scammers trying to strike our 'greed cord' '. Believe me , we've all got it.


Nice Suv thought, my mum would love this

Nice. You could start it. Woof !

this is what artistes and celebs mean when they say, ''i come from the gutter ''

So what's the inspection fee

yeaaa !!! i concur . this is definitely front page material