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Politics / Re: Why Nigeria’s Economy Is ‘working’ Under Buhari – Osinbajo by Joel3(m): 6:35pm On Oct 09, 2017
I am wondering if the Britain thought Nigerians corruption. but really our divide.both ethnic and religion is what is making the corruption go inflamed...
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria’s Economy Is ‘working’ Under Buhari – Osinbajo by Joel3(m): 5:40pm On Oct 09, 2017
lol. I can't spot laughing. only on the front pages of news paper.
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Killed At Delta Broadcasting Service Warri (Photos) by Joel3(m): 1:02pm On Oct 09, 2017
this one is big enough to swollen adult human oh. it can stretch up very well.
Properties / How Many Blocked Is Required To Fenced 100 By 50 Plot by Joel3(m): 5:29am On Oct 09, 2017
how many block is required to fenced a plot 100 by 50.? and how many cement will be enough to set this block?
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Laments: Nigerians Have Accepted Corruption As A Way Of Life by Joel3(m): 7:37pm On Oct 08, 2017
Nigeria is a failed projects. I only pity those still calling on restructuring.
Romance / Re: Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by Joel3(m): 12:59am On Oct 05, 2017
papichula:
at this point , what do you tell her ... after the eye contact and all that
lol. hi can i talk with you for a moment..
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Monitor Lizard Caught In My Area This Morning (photos) by Joel3(m): 12:27pm On Oct 02, 2017
that is a baby of the lizard species. it has not even grown to one third of it full size.
Politics / Re: Supporters Of Muhammadu Buhari Group (SOMB) by Joel3(m): 12:22pm On Oct 02, 2017
failed generation. the worst elected president Nigeria ever had.

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Politics / Re: “orji Uzor Kalu Tried To Bribe Nnamdi Kanu Through Me” – Nnamdi Kanu’s Brother by Joel3(m): 12:15pm On Oct 02, 2017
one of the reason i will never fight war for an igbo man. and one of the reason the south south was silent during the military Invasion is a thing like this. igbo man love money so much and can betrayed you half way while still on it. but it amazed me that Nnamdi KANU is a rear ibo breed.
Politics / Why President Yoweri Museveni Of Uganda Visit Nigeria - Buhari by Joel3(m): 4:39am On Oct 02, 2017
President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda want to extend the age limit from the Uganda constitution so that he could continue as the president for life. so he seek support from buhari by making a friend and pledging support to Nigeria unity. but what is wrong with African leaders
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Independent Speech Shows Fixated Hatred For Igbos – Ozekhome by Joel3(m): 4:14am On Oct 02, 2017
i supported buhari last election for one reason, reason be that we need a change of government atleast we were tired of PDP. i am more concerned with electricity and believe buhari have what it takes to fix power but i was wrong. the fuel pump price and electricity which i believe if it were to be stable and affordable Nigeria will be transformed.

but indeed i was wrong. this man don't have the solution to Nigeria problem.

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Politics / Re: Independence: How To Restructure Nigeria — Pastor Tunde Bakare by Joel3(m): 3:43am On Oct 02, 2017
is this not supposed to be novel?

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Romance / Re: Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by Joel3(m): 3:06am On Oct 02, 2017
alexialin:



Hahahahahahahah
I get that alot
But nah am not Chinese. I don't know, why I look like one o.
But am contemplating travelling to china and seek for my other roots properly.
Me sef confuse.
But it's well.
lol. you have their Asian eyes and rounded face.
Romance / Re: Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by Joel3(m): 10:13pm On Oct 01, 2017
alexialin:





But unfortunately most of the fine boiz, av zero character and unnecessary pride, that leads no where.
Wish them luck in their brokenness grin cheesy
are you Chinese?
Romance / Re: Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by Joel3(m): 9:24pm On Oct 01, 2017
Lalas247:


And it didn't occur to you they lost their balance for a different reason undecided
if u are that handsome why didn't she notice u in the first place
ok what are the reasons a girl can lose her balance please explain to me.
Romance / Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by Joel3(m): 8:11pm On Oct 01, 2017
wait a minute.. you just saw her but she haven't notice you yet. before you walkup to her. if she haven't notice you yet you will likely fail if you approach her just like that.

first of all keep looking at her face. make sure she knows/notice you are looking at her. and when she notice your focus on her she will check you out immediately. and if you are really a cute handsome guy with your face focus on her 75% of them will lose balance or steps if still walking. make sure they are the first to remove eye contact from you. if this happens for like 2-3 times then approach her you are likely to have 90% success than just walking up to her from no where and talk to her.

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Romance / Re: To Control And Bleep A Girl Friend Is Even More Expensive To Ashawo Why by Joel3(m): 6:54pm On Oct 01, 2017
iamJ:
cheesy send me ur acct number, let me church rat ur life this evening


Dont pm me later, send it here, am waiting
you are stupid please give it to motherless baby home and upload the bank deposit slip here. only then i will take you serious. i don't need your money

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Romance / Re: To Control And Bleep A Girl Friend Is Even More Expensive To Ashawo Why by Joel3(m): 6:47pm On Oct 01, 2017
iamJ:
k, get lost now, thanks

A lion doesn't care abt the opinion of the antelope
shut up. you are forming rich but unfortunately you are a poor fellow who is probably still squatting with your parent.

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Romance / Re: To Control And Bleep A Girl Friend Is Even More Expensive To Ashawo Why by Joel3(m): 6:45pm On Oct 01, 2017
Florblu:



Now get lost, know ur level, i dont talk to people beneath me biko

This is a faceless forum, reason why you have such cheap popularity.

When I talk you don't breath kiddo
don't mind the guy. he is one church rat probably still living with his mother and stealing from her pot.

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Romance / To Control And Bleep A Girl Friend Is Even More Expensive To Ashawo Why by Joel3(m): 5:47pm On Oct 01, 2017
to control a girlfriend this days. before they agree to your program you must take them out.

1. Her hair N5000, before they agree to go out with you they will request money to fix their hair. stating that their hair is rough it will just be like if they cant go out on their own if you don't give to them.


2. cab N2000. majority of them will want to enter cab to come see you. just to make them feel big by putting themselves in a class they are not in. if indeed they are big girl why would they ask you to pay the money for cab why cant they do it themselves.

3.Plate of fast food N2500 (some might even request for their sister or roommate own. because that one is aware she went out and will be expecting her to bring something for them. its now like a normal thing to them all this day)

4. Hotel N7000- N15,000 room. if you tell girls to come to your house majority of them will decline. but if you mention come and see me in one big hotel they will rush to the bathroom.

5. drinks N10,000 - N100,000. some of them will mention one expensive wine as their brand.

6. Tips 10,000 - N50,000. if you don't give them tips to go house. 99% of them will not pick your calls again or turn up to your control. they all expect you to give them tips back home. some will even say it out like use your mind. now what is the different between them and ashawo.

they are expensive more than ashawa so if you know there is no future between the two of you. quit that relationship now. and start controlling ashawo

Politics / Re: Funny Independence Day Pictures by Joel3(m): 10:58am On Oct 01, 2017

Politics / Re: Funny Independence Day Pictures by Joel3(m): 10:56am On Oct 01, 2017
Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari 57th Independence Speech (video) by Joel3(m): 7:45am On Oct 01, 2017
lol. this one is a recorded speech. probably done yesterday and not a live or today speech.


however, whoever is writing this man speech is a Dumpster. my dear Nigerians is not an official statement. it should have been fellow Nigerians.


"Dear" should be use in love letters or message address to single entity.

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Politics / Re: Babangida Finally Speaks On Conflicts, Agitations In Nigeria by Joel3(m): 6:01pm On Sep 30, 2017
it keep on weakening me each time people talk about fighting for the unity of this country, is this the country they fought to keep us in?


is this what they want for us? it's very clear these people don't meant well for the generality of us all but their pockets and benefits.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ugandan Lawmakers Exchange Blows Over Bill Extending The 31 Year Rule Of Museven by Joel3(m): 5:51pm On Sep 30, 2017

Phone/Internet Market / Re: I Want To Swap My Tecno Camon CX With Infinix Note 4 Pro by Joel3(m): 11:10am On Sep 30, 2017
ahless:
Thanks bro I was tried when typing
tired not tried
Phone/Internet Market / Re: I Want To Swap My Tecno Camon CX With Infinix Note 4 Pro by Joel3(m): 11:08am On Sep 30, 2017
ahless:

Am not a selfie person, the battery, ram, internal memory of the Tecno Camon CX is lower than Infinix note 4 pro. Actually I don't really need the xpen feature

lol then you really need to see this

https://www.nairaland.com/4088188/tecno-cx-vs-infinix-note

how much did you buy the phone?
Phones / Tecno CX Vs Infinix Note 4 Pro Comparison ( You Be The Judge ) by Joel3(m): 11:04am On Sep 30, 2017
its better you be the judge. which do you think win the battled from your own perspective.

for Infinix note 4 pro click like

for Tecno CX click share.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: I Want To Swap My Tecno Camon CX With Infinix Note 4 Pro by Joel3(m): 10:41am On Sep 30, 2017
Samswags9:



Please Give Valid Reasons Why You Thing Tecno Camon Cx Is Better Than Note 4.

Please.
apart from the pen. which people will hardly use. i don't see any other function in note note 4 pro that he should be crying about.

the CX camera is something he shouldn't trade with for a note 4 pro or whatever.

Phone/Internet Market / Re: I Want To Swap My Tecno Camon CX With Infinix Note 4 Pro by Joel3(m): 8:42am On Sep 30, 2017
why swap. i thought this phone is better than note 4
Politics / Did The Federal Government Stop Printing The Centenary Note. by Joel3(m): 3:56pm On Sep 29, 2017
did the federal government stop printing the centenary note.?

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