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PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari And Osibanjo Meet Catholic Bishops In Abuja (Photos) by Joel3(m): 4:26pm On Feb 11, 2015
a friend of mine is in one africa country ( name of country undisclose here).

And he told me how lucrative the transportation system is over there.

now he has set up a transportation service and looking for investors. Money guaranty in timely manner.

Example:
If you Invest in $5000

You will be getting $500 every month for 2 years, which is the life span and contract time.

Fast now and invest before its too late.

Its profit driving if you ask me.

$500 * 12 = $6000
$6000 * 2 = $12000

= $12,000 USD in 2 years return to you for putting 5000$.

Contact me if you are interested.
PM me if interested.
PoliticsRe: Postpone Election 20 Times, Binis Will Not Vote For Jonathan- Esogban of Benin by Joel3(m): 2:37pm On Feb 11, 2015
you see i like when people speak for themselve and not for others. The man should have said i will not voe for pdp not the binis.


There are different controversies here in benin on who to vote for. But I tell you with look of things jonathan will get enough vote here. So the margin will not be that much which jonathan really need from south south.

Jonathan should be guaranty of 30 to 40 % vote from edo.

But anyway team sai buhari. Vote for change
CelebritiesRe: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by Joel3(m):
who knows it might just be hip pads
PoliticsRe: The Nigeria Military Chief Should Resign Immediately - Nigerians In Diaspara by Joel3(m): 11:14pm On Feb 09, 2015
obiZEAL:
I just read the first line....u are very stewpeed...who is dog and pig?
nigerians
FamilyRe: 14 Year Old Boy Jailed For Killing Step Mother's Chicken by Joel3(m): 10:57pm On Feb 09, 2015
that judge should be striped off his rant with immediate effect. A 14 years old sent to remanded.. Offense one That's under aged. offense two for a common chicken, offense three for 5months.
RomanceRe: How A Mature Man Couldn't Control His Urge Even In BRT Standing Queue by Joel3(m): 4:24pm On Feb 09, 2015
in as much as i believe this story as i have seen several account of it. But i do not believe the semen part.

No guy will release semen for just laping on a guy. It will take penetration to do that. Except the man is a learner and a fool.

As i knw.. the older a man becomes the more difficult it take to release semen.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Election Postponement Pictures by Joel3(m): 4:12pm On Feb 09, 2015
grin hahahaha
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Nigerians At The 2015 Grammys by Joel3(m): 12:24pm On Feb 09, 2015
mayim:
08110028018. pls add me on watsapp and let us talk about this
mayim:
joel 3, add me on whatsapp 08067130256
ok I just add you. but there are two different number here.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Nigerians At The 2015 Grammys by Joel3(m): 12:18pm On Feb 09, 2015
aholiab:
fruad. be more innovative next time
you must be crazy. Why must you assume just like that. You know me before.? For your information this is not fraud fool.
Christianity EtcBusted... Shoki Dance. A Name Of A Chinese Demon god by Joel3(op): 12:04pm On Feb 09, 2015
SHŌKI 鍾馗 - THE DEMON QUELLER Protector Against Evil Spirits & Illness Expels the Demons of Plague Guardian -- Safety of Hearth & Home Protects Homes with Male Children Protects Male Heirs to the Chinese Throne

Origin = China Chinese Name = Zhōng Kuí, Chung Kuei, Chung K’uei, Chung Kwei Japanese spellings: Shōki, Shoki, Shouki, Shooki

UPDATE: Aug. 2, 2010 An original ink painting of SHŌKI by Kitagawa Utamaro (1754-1806), last seen in 1975, has been rediscovered in a private home in Japan.https://s29.postimg.org/as0hfu9d3/shoki_warrior_1_slideshow.jpg
Stone Statue, Taishō Era (1912-1925), in garden of site author, Kamakura.

Shōki 鍾馗 is a deity from China’s Taoist pantheon who was depicted often in Edo-period (1615-1868) Japanese sculptures and paintings, but one who is today largely neglected. Legends about Shōki reportedly first appear in Tang-era (618-907) Chinese documents.

The deity reached Japan by at least the late Heian Period (794 to 1185), for the oldest extant image of Shōki in Japan is a scroll at the Nara National Museum dated to the reign of Emperor Goshirakawa (1127-1192).

Numerous legends surround Shōki in Japan and the West. The three most widespread are: Shōki is the Chinese deity who protected Tang-era Emperor Xuanzong 玄宗 (Jp: Gensō, 685-762) from malevolent demons.

According to this legend, Shōki appeared to the sick emperor in a dream and subdued the demons causing his sickness. In gratitude, the emperor awarded Shōki the title of "Doctor of Zhongnanshan" (Jp. = Shūnanzan-no- Shinshi 終南山の進士). By the way, Zhongnanshan 終南山 is the legendary birthplace of Chinese Taosim.

It is here that Taoism's founder, Laozi 老子 (Jp. = Rōshi) reportedly gave classes and wrote the Taoist classic "Tao Te Ching." The sacred terrace monastery is called Louguantai 楼観台. <Sources: Tokyo National Museum, JAANUS , and The Art Institute of Chicago> Shōki wanted, above all else, to serve as a physician in the imperial palace, but when he failed the national exam he committed suicide in despair.

Emperor Xuanzong heard this story, and in pity, posthumously awarded Shōki the title "Doctor of Zhongnanshan." Shōki’s spirit thereafter vowed to protect the emperor and empire from evil. <Source: JAANUS > Shōki was a Tang-era physician in the Chinese
province of Shensi, but he was very ugly. To
advance his career, he took the national
examination to enter imperial service, and
performed brilliantly, scoring first place among all applicants.

But when Shōki was presented to the emperor, he was rejected because of his ugliness, and in shame, Shōki committed suicide. Overcome with remorse, the emperor ordered Shōki to be buried in the green robe reserved for the imperial clan.

In gratitude, Shōki's spirit vowed to protect
the ruler and all male heirs from demons of illness and evil. <Source: Minneapolis Institute of Art> Says Hugo Munsterberg in his Dictionary of Chinese and Japanese Art: “In China, he is canonized with the title of ‘Great Spiritual Chaser of Demons.’ He is usually represented in art as a large ugly man,
wearing a scholar’s hat, a green robe and large boots, and is usually shown either stabbing or trampling on demons.” Shōki’s popularity peaked in Japan during the Edo
period, when people began to hang images of Shōki outside their houses to ward off evil spirits during the Boys' Day festival (Tango no Sekku , May 5 each year, but now a festival for all children of both sexes) and to adorn the eaves and entrances of their homes with ceramic statues of the deity. Today, Shōki is a minor deity relatively neglected or forgotten by most Japanese, except perhaps in Kyoto city, where residents still adorn the eaves and rooftops of their homes with Shōki’s effigy to ward off evil and illness, and to protect the male heir to the family. Rediscovered Painting of Shōki by Kitagawa Utamaro 喜多川歌麿 (1754-1806)
PoliticsRe: The Real Reason Nigeria Should Delay Elections-Al Jazeera by Joel3(m): 9:48am On Feb 09, 2015
a friend of mine is in one africa country ( name of country undisclose here).

And he told me how lucrative the transportation system is over there.

now is has set up a transportation service and looking for investors. Money guaranty in timely manner.

Example:
If you Invest in $5000

You will be getting $500 every month for 2 years, which is the life span and contract time.

Fast now and invest before its too late.

Its profit driving if you ask me.

$500 * 12 = $6000
$6000 * 2 = $12000

= $12,000 USD in 2 years return to you for putting 5000$.

Contact me if you are interested.
PM me if interested.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Nigerians At The 2015 Grammys by Joel3(m): 9:19am On Feb 09, 2015
a friend of mine is in one africa country ( name of country undisclose here).

And he told me how lucrative the transportation system is over there.

now is has set up a transportation service and looking for investors. Money guaranty in timely manner.

Example:
If you Invest in $5000

You will be getting $500 every month for 2 years, which is the life span and contract time.

Fast now and invest before its too late.

Its profit driving if you ask me.

$500 * 12 = $6000
$6000 * 2 = $12000

= $12,000 USD in 2 years return to you for putting 5000$.

Contact me if you are interested.
PM me if interested.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Standard Chartered Bank Vacancy by Joel3(m): 9:17am On Feb 09, 2015
a friend of mine is in one africa country ( name of country undisclose here).

And he told me how lucrative the transportation system is over there.

now is has set up a transportation service and looking for investors. Money guaranty in timely manner.

Example:
If you Invest in $5000

You will be getting $500 every month for 2 years, which is the life span and contract time.

Fast now and invest before its too late.

Its profit driving if you ask me.

$500 * 12 = $6000
$6000 * 2 = $12000

= $12,000 USD in 2 years return to you for putting 5000$.

Contact me if you are interested.
PM me if interested.
PoliticsRe: O.M.G Checkout The Church Built By Rochas The Imo House Chapel Really Great by Joel3(m): 9:15am On Feb 09, 2015
a friend of mine is in one africa country ( name of country undisclose here).

And he told me how lucrative the transportation system is over there.

now is has set up a transportation service and looking for investors. Money guaranty in timely manner.

Example:
If you Invest in $5000

You will be getting $500 every month for 2 years, which is the life span and contract time.

Fast now and invest before its too late.

Its profit driving if you ask me.

$500 * 12 = $6000
$6000 * 2 = $12000

= $12,000 USD in 2 years return to you for putting 5000$.

Contact me if you are interested.
PM me if interested.
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Celebrates Daughter's 14th Birthday With New Pics & Lovely Bday Message by Joel3(m): 9:14am On Feb 09, 2015
a friend of mine is in one africa country ( name of country undisclose here).

And he told me how lucrative the transportation system is over there.

now is has set up a transportation service and looking for investors. Money guaranty in timely manner.

Example:
If you Invest in $5000

You will be getting $500 every month for 2 years, which is the life span and contract time.

Fast now and invest before its too late.

Its profit driving if you ask me.

$500 * 12 = $6000
$6000 * 2 = $12000

= $12,000 USD in 2 years return to you for putting 5000$.

Contact me if you are interested.
PM me if interested.
CelebritiesRe: See What Toni Braxton Wore To A Grammy. Sexy Or Not? by Joel3(m): 9:11am On Feb 09, 2015
a friend of mine is in one africa country ( name of country undisclose here).

And he told me how lucrative the transportation system is over there.

now is has set up a transportation service and looking for investors. Money guaranty in timely manner.

Example:
If you Invest in $5000

You will be getting $500 every month for 2 years, which is the life span and contract time.

Fast now and invest before its too late.

Its profit driving if you ask me.

$500 * 12 = $6000
$6000 * 2 = $12000

= $12,000 USD in 2 years return to you for putting 5000$.

Contact me if you are interested.
PM me if interested.
Family10 Reasons Why You Dont Need An Owl As Pet by Joel3(op): 9:51pm On Feb 08, 2015
10 Reasons why you dont need an Owl for Pet

1. FOOD. You can't just go down to the local grocery store and buy Owl Chow. Owls are
strict carnivores and require diets of whole
animals for proper health. that translates into chest freezer stocked with pocket gophers, rats, rabbits, and mice. Each day one have to thaws an animal for Owl, Leftovers from the
previous day must be located and removed,
as owls like to cache (or hide) leftover food
for later. If you're not prepared to thaw and
cut up dead animals every night of your life for 10 years or more, you aren't up for
having an owl.

2. Feathers, pellets, and poop! Owls molt thousands of feathers every year, and they
wind up everywhere. Owls throw up pellets
of fur and bones wherever they happen to
be at the time. And poop happens. A lot. In
addition to "regular" poop (like most birds),
owls also empty out the ceca at the end of their intestines about once a day. This
discharge is the consistency of chocolate
pudding, but smells as bad as the nastiest
thing you can imagine. And it stains
something awful. Keeping owls involves
non-stop cleaning.

3. Owls need specialized care. Most veterinarians don't have the necessary
training to properly care for owls, so you'd
need to find a vet who's comfortable
working with an owl. And you as a caregiver
need to know quite a bit about owl health
also, including what "normal" poop looks like, which very subtle behaviors might
indicate health problems, provide proper
perching surfaces, a healthy diet, appropriate
housing, and regular talon and beak
maintenance. There is a LOT to know, which
is why proper training is normally required before permits are issued.

4. Beaks and talons are sharp. If an owl doesn't like what you're doing, it's going to
let you know. And you might wind up
bleeding because of it. It's also easy for an
owl to scratch you even if they aren't trying if
they step up onto your gloved fist but stand
off the side of the glove on your bare arm.

5. Owls are long-lived. A Great Horned Owl could live 30 or more years in captivity if
things go well. Small species could live 10
years. Taking on the care of an owl is a long-
term commitment.

6. Owls are high maintenance. They require daily feeding, cleaning, and attention,
especially human-imprinted owls. Owls that are capable of flying need to be flown regularly, or housed in very large cages where they can get adequate exercise.

7. Owls don't like to be petted and
cuddled too much. Captive owls still retain their natural instincts, and traditional "petting" doesn't fit into the owl scheme of things. Even though if lived with owl for over 10 years, owl like to be lonely during the day light time..

8. Mating season involves a lot of all-
night racket. Remember, owls are active at night, so that's when they'll be hooting and
calling during mating season. If you have
neighbors nearby, they won't be very happy
about the noise of owl.

9. Owls can be very destructive. They have a natural killing instinct that can be applied to
blankets, pillows, clothing, stuffed animals,
and just about anything else that can be
shredded. Talons are also really bad
for woodwork. They bring out the natural
grain of the wood really well as they strip off
the finish.

10. Taking a vacation or going on a
business trip is difficult. You can't just take the owl with you (especially since in the
United States permits are usually needed
every time you cross state lines.) It takes a
trained person to take care of an owl,
Owls also like routine, so disruption to the normal scheme of things is very stressful for them.

CelebritiesRe: Daddy Showkey Posted On Instagram That His Glue Rat Killer Caught An Owl by Joel3(m): 9:07pm On Feb 08, 2015
ummm. pet come to mind

CelebritiesRe: Daddy Showkey Posted On Instagram That His Glue Rat Killer Caught An Owl by Joel3(m): 8:06pm On Feb 08, 2015
hahhaha.

I cant laught anymore.

Thought its scaring. But trust africa, that bird must have been dead by now, he saw it in the morning and we are in the evening.

So Shokey must have burnt it alive in fire already....

In africa we think in spiritual way.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are You Angry With God? by Joel3(m): 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
Jameselias:
U said if some one want's to know the true God he should indicate interest which i did but now u have diverted it to formular for power which u didn't expaintaite. which one u dey self. U said if some one want's to know the true God he should indicate interest which i did but now u have diverted it to formular for power which u didn't expaintaite. which one u dey self.
my reason of explaining this is that if you understand this things, you brain will be able to understand some things about the true God.

I cannot point any direction to show you the God if that's what you expect.

God is not in any direction if any one show you where God is that its a lie. No road lead to God. there is no trace.

God is far from humans. very very very far away.

You cannot know him. sorry son.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are You Angry With God? by Joel3(m):
Jameselias:
no i am not a christain or a muslim, matter of fact i have renounced religion since. i see my self as a seeker of truth so go ahead i am ready to lern.
ok fine.

Even if you renouce christianity. You can still pray in the name of jesus. That doesn't stop you from taping from the power in the name.

There is some powers in all religion. This powers are limited. But this religious people will tell you that there is nothing the power cannot do which is a lie.

You can pray to change some little things and not all things, this has nothing to do with accuracy of the holy book or not. If its the true book from the creator or not. there is some power in all the holy books.

We have powers that claim to be from the true creator but they are not. because they are limited. Limitation in the sense that they are alegy to some act or reaction. Reason is that this powers forbid some things. All power on earth has something that it forbid this let you know they are not the creator.

Example. Seduction & Fornication. Chass away the bible God. Just like the other act that chass away the gods.

This things are formula. Instead of praying they are some formula that you can apply and solved spiritual problem and chass away some spiritual force because there is something that the force doesn't agree to.




hey, I don't want to talk over this again. Let just leave it like this.
Music/RadioRe: HELP ME PLEASE! Song Stuck In My Head And Can't Find It by Joel3(m): 5:33pm On Feb 08, 2015
first of all what is the name of the artist?

Girl or guy?

Is it mavin chrew. doro buci?
or flavor & wande coal. Wakeup?
Yanya - Mr. Oreo?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are You Angry With God? by Joel3(m): 4:17pm On Feb 08, 2015
Jameselias:
what do u mean? is this the god?
i am sure we dont have the time for that now. This happens to be old thread.

by the way are you christian or muslim.

I don't want to waste my time over debates.

Well intro

The true God. The creator who created everything doesn't have anything to do with a particular religion.

You must first of all denounced and renounce any religion and believe of yours. You need to be neutral and seek to know him and who he his.

You must be ready to accept what you see. You don't have to hold back.

This is a strong one of you ask me.

Otherwise no need for it.
PoliticsRe: A Reporter Asked Obama If Its Possible To Postpone Election , See Answer by Joel3(m): 1:05pm On Feb 08, 2015
Jonathan is a curse to nigeria.

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