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Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza Hospital Patient: Hamas Should Go To Hell And Hide There ( Pics, Video) by joemag: 8:11am On Nov 17, 2023

Confirmedzombie:
This propaganda from Israel won't fly. This is a sign that Israel are already fed up with the war.

Hamas can never hide but will battle Israel face to face.

Our most Holy Prophet Muḥammad (SAW) have given Hamas all powers to battle usrael.

Allah is the greatest. Hamas will surely defeat Israel.

May Allah's wrath fall on Israel.

Arise ya Allah and let your enemies be destroyed.

Insha Allah
Amin

Religion of peace indeed

Foreign Affairs › Re: G-7 Countries Meet In Japan, Announce Support For Israel, To Pause Humanitarian by joemag: 3:35pm On Nov 09, 2023

Babalola0920:
First WORLD WAR was a christain
Second world war christain
September 9/11 was stage by christain
Hiroshima christain
This king that kill over 20million africa during colonial era christain
Adolf hitler that kill over 6 million jews christain.
Mention just few.

Islam brought nothing but PEACE but not good for business for the western and its allies.

Whenever they say Isam is a religion of peace I immediately become scared. my instict easily tells me it is a trap
The only time Isam is peaceful is when they a few in a place. immediately muslims dominate like this omo na blood go just full everywhere. see the middle east

Foreign Affairs › Re: G-7 Countries Meet In Japan, Announce Support For Israel, To Pause Humanitarian by joemag: 1:13am On Nov 09, 2023

Babalola0920:
Believe me most Nigeria Christians are ignormous thank GOD una eye dey show on every small leverage MUSLIM are humiliate.

Well the story will clear una eyes as islam isn't a business religion and the people that go against a certain group most have seen them as threat.

Even devil plus all of una no fit dim the light of PEACE...

Islam has rule and will rule over and over again.

What peace is this one mentioning again. When has Islam been a religion of peace? Oh! Maybe you meant pieces because that is what you are known for. Imagine Nigeria without Islam and the world without Islam. Everywhere for calm and dey peaceful .

Food › Re: What Do You Call This Food In Your Dialect by joemag: 2:27am On Oct 25, 2023

Anumbe in Tiv

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Politics › Re: Governor Alia In Owerri For APC Governorship Campaign Flag Off (Photos) by joemag: 8:21am On Oct 12, 2023

YourRealFather:
Bro until idoma man rule benue state, the state won't develop

If David Mark had shown any difference when he was the senate president we would have at least believed what you have said. I don't see any good politician from Zone C and the whole of Benue. its pathetic

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Bombs Hamas Sites Hidden In Mosques – Rt.com by joemag: 12:40pm On Oct 08, 2023

adams123:
Go learn about Islam and you will be happy to embrace it. Islam is the sure way to paradise. Never you judge Islam by the attitude of some Muslims but you need to study the religion itself. Thank you

There is nothing to cherish about Islam. I just wish Abraham never committed the mistake he did. The world would have been a very peaceful place without Islam. All terrorist organizations are from Islamic Nations why?
You said that Islam is a religion of peace well, most times I just feel like that's just a cover-up to continue to perpetrate your acts of violence .

Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 52nd Birthday by joemag: 11:04pm On Jul 19, 2023

Make she comot the poti poti for her face make I see something

Politics › Re: Ahmed Yerima Gives Update On The 14-Year-Old Girl He Married In 2010 by joemag: 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2023

saysoo:
Am a christain and I think Islam has kept our society moraly up than Christainity.

Yes they have kept our society by breeding terrorism resulting to unwanton killings and displacement of innocent people. Yes they have kept it up by instilling fear into their followers and have denied them of freedom of expression for fear of being killed. They have kept our society morally upright by fighting for their God. The recent killing of the the butcher at Sokoto comes to mind.

weldone Mr morally upright. Oshey

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Politics › Re: Mad Man Dance By IPOB by joemag(op): 6:39pm On Jul 06, 2023

gidgiddy:
This one saw people enforcing some sort of sit at home and felt so disgusted that he had to open a thread about it

What makes him a hypocrite is that killer herdsmen, ISWAP, Boko haram and armed bandits are doing the below in the North, but he has never been disgusted by the killings to open a thread

His own disgust is about sit at home enforcement, not human life

Ok. Continue

Politics › Mad Man Dance By IPOB by joemag(op): 6:12pm On Jul 06, 2023

One would wonder what exactly IPOB stands for and who they claimed to fight for.

I have watched their activities for so long a time and one thing I have concluded is that let the south East not use their hands to destroy their land.

I remembered how the Northerners cheered up the Boko Haram sect and how it has grown to become a thorn in the flesh of the region.

Today I wake up to see barbaric videos circulating the cyber space originating from IPOB.
Ordinary I would have chosen to remain silent but for the offensive odour of hypocrisy and ethnocentrism occasioned by the silence of the state actors including online bullies from that region has made me to comment on the videos.

If such action had taken place in any other part of the country we are sure of what the cyber space would have looked like by now. Why then the silence from these same sets of people who choose to rather poke their noses in the affairs of other regions while their house is on fire?

There are many ways of pushing home our demands but the acclaimed most civilized people choose to use the most barbaric means. Why cripple the economy of the region by enforcing sit at home? Why destroy the means of livelihood of people whom could not withstand hunger and go in search of what to eat?

I saw some cars were burnt and people injured. How demoralizing and depressing it is to come from that region.

Stand up now and condemn the activities of IPOB. Don't come here after and claim that Nigeria hates you

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Anyone Received Offer Letter From Teach For Nigeria (TFN) by joemag: 11:12pm On Jun 30, 2023

ceeceeuwa:
Monthly

Yes. Additionally, you will have access to some training, and if you are not from an educational background you will be given a scholarship for PDE

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Anyone Received Offer Letter From Teach For Nigeria (TFN) by joemag: 11:10pm On Jun 30, 2023

ceeceeuwa:
I guess the selection process is competitive. The age limit disqualified me. Or do they consider applicants above 35yrs? 🤨

Nop

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Anyone Received Offer Letter From Teach For Nigeria (TFN) by joemag: 8:27am On Jun 27, 2023

ceeceeuwa:
How much is the remuneration?

80k. But the fellowship is just 2years

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Anyone Received Offer Letter From Teach For Nigeria (TFN) by joemag: 12:39pm On Jun 26, 2023

it is not a scam. I am a proud alumnus of the fellowship. Your appointment letter will come after you are done with institute, that is if you pass the last stage of the recruitment process.

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Sports › Re: Karim Benzema Leaves Real Madrid After 14 Years At Bernabeu by joemag: 11:27am On Jun 04, 2023

Farewell Benzema. You will always be in our hearts.

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Politics › Re: 17 New Governors To Inherit N2.1tn, $1.9bn Debts by joemag: 1:24pm On Mar 25, 2023

[quote author=NinjaXmetahuman post=122047791]Wow

Ortom no try for Benue at all

Close to 250 billion in local and foreign debt, yet the fool still owing close to 15 months salary?

To think the fool endorsed obi and some people were jubilating. Endorsement they supposed to reject if they genuinely want to change old order. [/quote

That was why Obi failed in that state. The people were very angry and his endorsement of Obi meant nothing to them. Ortom is the worst thing that happened to Benue

Politics › Re: Ogun: Dapo Abiodun Narrowly Wins Polling Unit With 5 Votes by joemag: 8:42pm On Mar 18, 2023

APC see their menses here in Ogun. So pe Dapo ti lo

Politics › Re: 2023 Ogun Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by joemag: 6:41pm On Mar 18, 2023

APC is going down in Ogun

Forum Games › Man City 6 Vs RB Leipzig 0 by joemag(op): 10:32pm On Mar 14, 2023

Halaand is a beast

Literature › Who Killed Fisher by joemag(op): 7:58pm On Mar 07, 2023

I don't know why our dad named the pussycat fisher but I presume it was because of the supposed role it will play in the house.
We never knew our dad to be a lover of pets but maybe the rats were stubborn.

There was a day our last born Mabel run to our mum's room and refused to sleep in her room for fear of the rats.
Growing up, especially during the moon season in our little village, life used to be full of fun. It was during this season that boys and girls played hide and seek and our grandparents told us folktales.
My siblings and I never partook in the hide and seek because our dad never allowed it. On one occasion he asked our elder sister whether she wanted a protruding stomach like the daughter of Mr Agwa. I don't know what he infer by that but I only knew that it was a gathering where boys chase after girls who hide away from the shining light of the moon.

Though we never go out to play hide and seek but follow the voices of each of our friends and often whisper among ourselves who was running after another as we lay on our rafter mat.
Our grandfather, a tall slender man with an unfathomable sense of humour was the greatest treasure we had on such nights if he failed to go on his drinking spree.

On such nights, we hastily finish our chores and spread our mats beside his chair and open our ears for his rendition of the mastery of storytelling.
It was during one of such nights that he told us a story about Okoli and the ghost. Okoli was one of the most notorious boys in the village. Grandpa told us that he had rickety legs I don't know what that means but he told us that when he walked it was as if his posterior would touch the ground and his mum always prayed that the whirlwind never meets him.

In a culture where respect for elders was sacrosanct, grandpa told us that Okoli had not an iota for the elders. He was fond of evading peoples' farms and plugging their mangoes and oranges at will. Nobody liked him in the village because of his rude behaviour.
One day, on the eve of the new yams' festival, when the gods of the land come out to clean the land Okoli committed a sacrilege. He insulted the village chief priest because he sent him to go and fetched water from the stream for him. Grandpa told us he don't know whether he was possessed or not but what he did that day was taboo.
Everybody was shivering like the epidermis of everyone at the village square had goosebumps. Nobody dared to beg for Okoli and many wished the chief priest pitied him not.
They say mercy is an orphan who had no parent people said Okoli was lucky for he would have gone six feet down that day but maybe the gods had excess secretion of dopamine.

I don't know if it was this story from our grandpa that made our lastborn run from her room that day. Maybe the sounds from the rats made her think it was the ghosts in the Okoli's story our grandpa told us but I knew she never got to sleep in that room until Pricilla her immediate elder came back from the boarding house.
I think her running away made our dad buy the pussycat. His decision never went down well with us as I and my immediate younger sister were not fans of a pussycat.

I don't know for me but my sister complained about the constant sniffing of the cat and her failure to perform the duty she was bought for.
Fisher was a very lazy cat. one only sees her only at meal times. My sister always complained about whether it had a clock for checking when the means would be ready.

Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 6:44pm On Mar 02, 2023

Abiliboi:
Until people like you start thinking and reacting to issues normally in this country, there is no hope. You left your weak defenders and killers to face the Ibos that didn't contribute to the issue. Haba!
The meaningless hatred on this ibo people is huge, yet they are blessed and great. I bet you if this nation let the ibos out of this nation, they will shock the world and silence y'all positively.
Rethink and place your hatred and anguish properly

I didn't face anybody. I face the elements that delight in the misfortune of other people because of election result. This I don't have regrets

Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 6:41pm On Mar 02, 2023

Otunbakayce:
You are a very stupid slowpoke. I cannot not engage a fool.
Bastard son of a LovePeddler!
The Fulani will keep killing you fools and bedding your whorish females.
Eleribu, Oni Kure.

Er e ko? Oni kure. Omo ale bruku radarada. You don't even know the sperm that fertilized you. See this vagabond.

Politics › Re: Herdsmen Kill Scores Of People In Benue by joemag: 5:21pm On Mar 02, 2023

onuman:
You can't see reasons with another person, except the EVIL in your mind. I can imagine the level of fire in your immediate household.

I am one of the most detribalised person but times come when the truth is necessary.

Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 5:15pm On Mar 02, 2023

Abiliboi:
Fabrication. This op is not truly obidient or a true new Nigeria supporter.
He's either one of these wicked afonjas or just gullible. What is your verification that those people are Ibos? Mugu

Insults, insults from a people that feels they are agitating for a better Nigeria. Nelson Mandela that stayed in the prison for 27years had a better mindset than this sons of Adam.

People that sold Cownu because a bounty was placed on his head. People that can kill you for money are suddenly seeking for a better Nigeria they have crippled.

Change your mindset before you will ever dream of a better Nigeria because if your like is given any powers you will sell this nation.

Once again you are a wasted sperm.

Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 5:09pm On Mar 02, 2023

Otunbakayce:
Bastard with a pocket filled with corn. You forgot how you made a post on why Obi won't win Benue State and the Election.
Fool!

You are a product of wasted sperm. I think your mom also regrets not aborting you. That post I made was based on facts I gathered and if you looked at my engagements on that post you will notice that I was sad about it.

You are forsaken you and your generation, an slowpoke without any cognitive ability to think rationally and engage in discussions with a civil mindset.
Tueh! God has even helped Nigeria because with this kind of mentality you people would have killed almost everybody that has an opposite opinion and tried to have criticized his government.

Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 4:32pm On Mar 02, 2023

[quote author=Tk4all post=121410482]I'm from Benue state, a Tiv guy for that matter. But i don't give a flying fuuuck about those that were killed by fulani herdsmen.

I even pray more should come so that people will have sense. sometimes, learning the hard way will bring sanity to a group of people.

For all those of you blaming others for lack of sympathy, a Tiv man himself did not care about his people's killing. Why did you expect from people outside?

Earlier in 2109, the campaign song of apc in Tivland mocked people that complains of killing in the state, the famous "ior kpem oooo" was been sang at campaign grounds everywhere that there was no killing in land and opposition parties should stop complaining. The trend continued till now and i can tell you for free that Tiv people voted massively for apc.

The votes you saw from other parties came from idoma and igede land.

Make una leave us alone, we are just getting what we ask for [/quote

You are suffering from inferiority complex.

Politics › Re: Herdsmen Kill Scores Of People In Benue by joemag: 2:25pm On Mar 02, 2023

onuman:
You can't afford to buy land in Igbo land because you are poor. Value of landed property in any area is a measure of the level of modern development in the area.

The tribalistic people in Nigeria are people who would not vote the most unarguably qualified Peter Obi in this election. You must be included among the most tribalistic people.

Hear what a grown man is saying. You that despise even your own because he didn't come from your clan. I saw how a man was robbed in broad daylight in Nnewi of the land he bought with his money simply because he wasn't from Nnewi but from the other part of the state.
If all Nigerians will give a flesh for flesh of what you people exhibit in your land this country will be a living hell for you guys.

We know all these things Nah. Is it the boys in Onitsha that will hold you and be robbing u in day light without any body showing concern?

You know what you and you people are capable of Nah.

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Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 1:44pm On Mar 02, 2023

BeardedmeatR:
You are cursed beyond redemption.

Everyone offers what he has. I offer you blessings. Be bless

Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 1:43pm On Mar 02, 2023

SaiOba:
APC blessings fall on all the states that voted for APC.. LP blessings fall graciously on all the states that voted for LP.. PDP blessings fall on the states that voted for PDP.

It is what we seek as humans that we will find.

I have NO fvvck or pity to give.. Since most of us are so stubborn and stūūped enough to forget the past.

Go seek ya pity, emphaty from those that swore to end ya clan/family yet you swore to make the Lord over those that swore to protect you.

Shikena..

I can't seek for pity from a retard like you. You are so infinitesimal to offer protection to the good people of Benue. You that can't even help your stomach.

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Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 1:40pm On Mar 02, 2023

jmoore:
You are regretting?

I don't understand what's wrong with some of you?

Is it Peter Obi that is mocking Benue victims?

Your reasoning shows you are not different from those that mocked Benue victims.

Why won't I regret ?

Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 1:39pm On Mar 02, 2023

BeardedmeatR:
You are cursed!

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I can't be cursed because I am not of your stock. Your are clearly displaying how cursed you are . 💥💕💕💕💜

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Politics › Re: Benue Killings And The Pathetic Reaction Of Obidients. by joemag(op): 1:36pm On Mar 02, 2023

Slynation:
Werey wants to use reverse psychology on us...!! According to you, "You painstakingly took your time to transfer your polling units" but on the 24th of Feb 2023 you painstakingly made a post why Obi will not will Benue state...and the big question remains who painstakingly put efforts in a futile journey?? Oga!! Remove that corn from your pocket and identify with Urchins with your full chest...

So many people made vile statements in that post but you singlehandedly singled out the "Igbos"... As usual it's always very easy to blame anything on an Igbo man in this country, afterall they are seen everywhere...!!

Benue state can keep suffering from the Stockholm Syndrome for all I care...!!

So it's woods that gave Obi over 300k votes in Benue? Are you yourself free from the Stockholm syndrome? Are you not a second class citizens in the country of your birth? For all I care we can not amount to the over 2 or 3 million Igbos that died between 1967-70.
And know for sure that it is this mentality of yours that will make you not to smell that seat in Nigeria.
Democracy entails alliance and if you continue to insult other tribes who will be on your side when time shall come telling. Obi try next he wouldn't even get halve of this.

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