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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 11:01am On Nov 23, 2017
ken1982:
there's no politics here sir...e no go work

Seriously?

Even humanities department no dey there?
Health / Re: Kerosene In Lantern Explodes In Delta. Kills Girl, Burns Her Mum, House (Graphic by Joephat(m): 10:59am On Nov 23, 2017
angry

I said it and I will continue to Echo it..

ElRufia sacking teachers is a witch-Haunt and using the teachers as Scape Goats.

If not, tell me the system that are working in Nigeria right about now? Our best brain Medical doctors leave this country just immediately they graduate, in other to practice abroad with mouth watering salary.

Most doctors practicing in Nigeria are unqualified Doctors. So are our engineers, Nurses and Our architects....

If you think, I am lying, The same short man should organize a professional exams to the ppl in this profession n they would kiss the ugly Truth..

#Just look at the Oxygen, we are using in The 21st century and look at what poverty and bad governance had done to this family....
Events / Re: We Have Dated For 10 Years: A Nairalander Celebrates His Fiancée On Her Birthday by Joephat(m): 10:08am On Nov 23, 2017
grin

Yoruba does magic

Mama Beji has been living with the father to the twins for over 7years.

I used to think they are husband n wife.. It was on Sunday that they did their wedding for the first time..

That's why I want to marry a Yoruba girl but I won't allow her to be doing Owambe all the time..

I wonder how many children this one already has bcz her stomach has fallen..... 10years dating a lady n you're happy broadcasting it?

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Crime / Re: Friends Lured & Killed A Businessman In Festac, Lagos (Photos) by Joephat(m): 9:51am On Nov 23, 2017
cool

N.
Crime / Re: Friends Lured & Killed A Businessman In Festac, Lagos (Photos) by Joephat(m): 9:51am On Nov 23, 2017
cool

Afonjas are afraid of Uba's dominance in their area...

They killed him bcz he is becoming more successful than them. This is the true nature of Nigerian polity.

They killed him bcz they Hate Igbo's progress.
If they would have subscribed to my own ideology. They would have remain subservient to this Almighty Uba and still get shares of what's coming to Uba but they chose to eliminate him n will be dying in the jail

When Chinua Achebe said it, I was reluctant to believe it until this day.

Even with this evident afonjas on Nairaland will still say They own Lagos..

Let me come and be going..

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Education / Re: Guy Outs Wicked Senior Back Then At Federal Government College Rubochi, Abuja by Joephat(m): 8:37am On Nov 23, 2017
Talk2Bella:


looool

never

You're beautiful anyway

So smelling you mess won't be a big deal to some ppl..

Now, go through my signature and see if you're qualified and interested.
Education / Re: Guy Outs Wicked Senior Back Then At Federal Government College Rubochi, Abuja by Joephat(m): 7:43am On Nov 23, 2017
Talk2Bella:
grin I didn't get flogged by seniors in secondary school, I was as stubborn as a witch, but I'd never forget a farting incident in pry 3, first one no be Me mess but dem accuse me, I think the second one was done outta anxiety and Alas they caught the culprit me, the beating that male teacher gave me I have never forgotten till today, yearsssssss later uncle saw me strolling the street and was asking me out na small thing remain I would have spat on him

Madam, I greet you
Hope, you av stop farting?

Sports / Re: Nigeria Begins Sale Of FIFA Hospitality Packages by Joephat(m): 6:33am On Nov 23, 2017
shocked

I can't waste my money on Nigeria

Would rather buy anything about Chelsea than super eagles


They might not even go to the world cup self.

Lia n sports minister no go wan release money for them as they had claimed that Super Eagles and World cup are waste of money...
Romance / Re: See What A Kenyan Girl Said About Nigerian Guys on Facebook by Joephat(m): 6:29am On Nov 23, 2017
Loving as in Sex or what?

If na Sex.... Yes, I am 100% OK.

With my 10inches dick.. I can make Heaven Cum self..

Celebrities / Re: Policewoman Releases Half-Unclad Photos To Celebrate Her Birthday by Joephat(m): 6:25am On Nov 23, 2017
Yoruba Demon
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Pity Zimbabweans: Meet Incoming President Mnangagwa’s Extravagant Son – Photos by Joephat(m): 6:06am On Nov 23, 2017
This one,,, na UN armies go come remove em after 100years.

Africa represents Backwardness

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Releases New Photos by Joephat(m): 9:36pm On Nov 22, 2017
demsid:
funny you. I dey find too.

Now, you get the joke..

Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Releases New Photos by Joephat(m): 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2017
demsid:
are u pretending to be serious. Cos u are definítely un serious.

I am serious sir..

If you can recommend anybody for me.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Releases New Photos by Joephat(m): 9:22pm On Nov 22, 2017
Meanwhile;

I am searching for A virgin within the ages of 25/30 for a serious relationship.. I will marry you after two days of virginity Test...

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: Buhari Will Go Through Process - Bola Tinubu Speaks(video) by Joephat(m): 9:19pm On Nov 22, 2017
OK..


Meanwhile;

I am searching for A virgin within the ages of 25/30 for a serious relationship.. I will marry you after two days of virginity Test...
Politics / Re: FG Unfolds Plan For Rehabilitation Of South-East Roads, Others Before Yuletide.. by Joephat(m): 9:16pm On Nov 22, 2017
They should start this their plans na.... Since, they want to unfold, they're still unfolding it up til now.

Meanwhile;

I am searching for A virgin within the ages of 25/30 for a serious relationship.. I will marry you after two days of virginity Test...
Crime / Re: Muslim Cleric, Two Others Nabbed With Human Heads, Legs In Ibadan by Joephat(m): 9:15pm On Nov 22, 2017
Afon.............

Meanwhile;

I am searching for A virgin within the ages of 25/30 for a serious relationship.. I will marry you after two days of virginity Test...
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: APGA Thanks Buhari For Obiano’s Victory by Joephat(m): 9:14pm On Nov 22, 2017
OK

Meanwhile;

I am searching for A virgin within the ages of 25/30 for a serious relationship.. I will marry you after two days of virginity Test...
Romance / Re: I Deserve What I'm Passing through. I'm A Murderer! by Joephat(m): 9:10pm On Nov 22, 2017
Frustrated Rat...

You are murderer?

Meanwhile; I am searching for A virgin within the ages of 25/30 for a serious relationship.. I will marry you after two days of virginity Test...
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of 2 Corpers Set To Wed In Imo: "From Hello, Hi To Wedding" by Joephat(m): 9:01pm On Nov 22, 2017
Houseofglam7:
Oya
Husband fall on me

How you wan make husband fall on you when you dey use ....
Man wey dey smoke as your dp?

Make sense fall on you before Husband.. shocked
Romance / Re: Meet My New Beautiful Girlfriend - Photos by Joephat(m): 6:52pm On Nov 22, 2017
angry

Ppl will be wish to be like you

But she resemble person wey dey take antiviral drugs...

Use chun chin oo

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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 6:18pm On Nov 22, 2017
Cafisis:


He will be hot meat pie.

By the wayJoe I did my attestation today MOE and MOFA. Finished late at MOFA so 2moro na UAE own I go do. Have you done yours? The email you sent I saw nothing.

Just replied it now,
No vex, they no come grant me permission for where I dey teach.. I will go next week

Did you lodge in a hotel?
How much was the whole stuff in moe n mofa?
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 6:11pm On Nov 22, 2017
Cafisis:


He will be hot meat pie.

By the wayJoe I did my attestation today MOE and MOFA. Finished late at MOFA so 2moro na UAE own I go do. Have you done yours? The email you sent I saw nothing.

Oga, they no grant me permission for where I dey teach... And I wan take this month money go shopping


How much the two cost you?
You lodge for hotel?
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 5:49pm On Nov 22, 2017
ken1982:
teaching, nursing, doctor

Sir, I have a frd with BSc Ed (education/political science) and with two years accumulated teaching experience..

Hope he will be a hot cake there?
Politics / Re: DSS, EFCC Showdown: Buhari Has Lost Control Of His Administration - Senator by Joephat(m): 5:26pm On Nov 22, 2017


Nigeria is a joke

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Travel / Re: Qatar Airways Plane Forced To Land After Wife.... by Joephat(m): 4:40pm On Nov 22, 2017
That's why, I would rather cheat than never....
Career / Re: Nigerian Retirees Vs European Retirees In Photos by Joephat(m): 4:15pm On Nov 22, 2017
cool
Celebrities / Re: Forbes’ 2017 List Of World’s Highest-paid Women In Music by Joephat(m): 3:03pm On Nov 22, 2017
OK.....
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Hires Emem Ema 'Vzhun' As New Manager (Photo) by Joephat(m): 2:33pm On Nov 22, 2017
ThankGod she is not beautiful
Romance / Re: My GF Uploaded A Guy's Pics On Dp And Wrote HBD Sweetie by Joephat(m): 2:18pm On Nov 22, 2017
LoudNdclear:



Buying sex wouldn’t give you STI?

It will sir but the probability is low.... you just have to be conscious.

This kind of girl advertised by op can easily give you STI
Romance / Re: My GF Uploaded A Guy's Pics On Dp And Wrote HBD Sweetie by Joephat(m): 2:02pm On Nov 22, 2017
Why keeping gf that will only offer you STI?


Grow up kid, celibacy or buying sex is the best

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