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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Check IF You Have Been Pre-selected For #npowerng by Joephat(m): 10:35am On Nov 20, 2017
I am the only graduate in my local Govt.... So I am getting ready for the physical verification.

I won't check any shit... Village, here I come.........
Science/TechnologyRe: What Will Our World Look Like In A Thousand Years From Now? by Joephat(m): 6:12am On Nov 20, 2017
shocked

All I know is that in that 1000years.. People will go back to crude days. Ppl will see unclothedness as swag and nobody will be wearing cloth.

Sex will be very affordable and rape will be rampant. There will high level of security and crime will be reduced.

Talking about Nigeria, Nigeria might av been divided before 1000years and afonja by then will officially be proclaimed as slaves to the Fulanis
CelebritiesRe: Nichole Banna: I Used To Smoke, Masturbate & Date Married Men Until I Met Jesus by Joephat(m): 11:12pm On Nov 19, 2017
Nairalanders, make una help me ask SEUN which movie this olosho don act wey make em bring her topic to front page..

This one go be waka pass actress, wey dey find cheap fame.


If you need fame just go meet Chidima cucumber to teach you..

Nonentity
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Best Dressed Vs Worst Dressed, Ebuka Vs Mastercraft by Joephat(m): 10:09pm On Nov 19, 2017
LuvU2:
Lol What nxt. It takes a goat to know a goat. A fish to know a fish? lol
Come, na here you dey?
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Best Dressed Vs Worst Dressed, Ebuka Vs Mastercraft by Joephat(m): 10:08pm On Nov 19, 2017
nikkypearl:
What is wrong with Ebuka' outfit ?lovely i think.
There is no sense in your Simplicity

You can't even read n understand, nobody is talking about Ebuka but masterkraft
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service Sends Invitations To Successful Applicants by Joephat(m): 9:38pm On Nov 19, 2017
Npower
CelebritiesRe: If Poverty Is For Heaven, I'll Rather Rot In Hell - Notorious Yahoo Boy Brags by Joephat(m): 9:21pm On Nov 19, 2017
Me too
RomanceRe: Pls Which Of The Locally Advertised Pennis Enlargement Work Better by Joephat(m): 8:13pm On Nov 19, 2017
Jesus Christ


The best way to enlarge your pennies is too allow Smash girlsss
RomanceRe: I Want A Beard, Have Tried To, But I Ain't Getting It.. by Joephat(m): 8:11pm On Nov 19, 2017
At least you have goaty

Buy Fuel mix it with weed.. After robing it allow it to dry and put it again but this time around, don't allow it to dry

Just make sure you have you matches with you. Light it and allow the goaty to burn. The next day you will see d natural reaction.

It's akind of hard but always endure it. Don't thank me.. Thank Suen
CelebritiesRe: 2face And Annie Idibia's Look To Banky W & Adesua Etomi's Wedding (photo) by Joephat(m): 7:30pm On Nov 19, 2017
Is that not tuface

The man that married a prostitute cum actress?
undecided
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 7:27pm On Nov 19, 2017
Cafisis:
At UAE embassy 18k per document. So 36k for two.
At MOE and MOFA budget 6k for all though it should be lesser.
I am not going to Dubia

Will be going to Bahrain.

Thanks
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 4:13pm On Nov 19, 2017
Fish123:
Nope, just your waec and degree
How much for every every
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 3:59pm On Nov 19, 2017
Cafisis:
@Joephat I will be in Abuja tomorrow monday from Aba. Then go for Authentication on Tuesday. If you are going too let me know.
I will be leaving Lagos on Tuesday.
How much is the attestation?

I will be attesting my waec n degree.

Do I need to attest NYSC certificate?
EventsRe: Ehi Ogbebor And Kenneth Bramor's Wedding Everyone Is Talking About (Photos) by Joephat(m): 3:57pm On Nov 19, 2017
Chybeibe:
Savage.
Chi, you're fine oo but a kind of short

But no prob. I am tall n cute. Can we relate?
EventsRe: Ehi Ogbebor And Kenneth Bramor's Wedding Everyone Is Talking About (Photos) by Joephat(m): 12:44pm On Nov 19, 2017
sad

Come, so you later marry this ashawo for City Hotel?

Nwaw oo. Come dey even call em Big girl untop?

You try shaa bcs she go don chop Joystick well.

And she don old self.

No wonder ppl are talking about two of you.

You try.. Weldon sir.
TravelRe: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Joephat(m): 10:13am On Nov 19, 2017
Cafisis:
Anybody who is going for certificate Authentication should let me know we can go together. I am going to Authenticate next tomorrow Tuesday 21st.
Where are you?
EducationRe: See How Students Of Kings College Were Being Punished Like Animals (photo) by Joephat(m): 9:09am On Nov 19, 2017
This is rubbish

I remembered how a teacher flogged me straight 12strokes of cane for not participating during march pass.

It made us to rem. To attend the march pass the next year. I can't see any animal punishment here.

Nigeria values moral n its incorporated in our curriculum too.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election 2017 Results - Live Updates (Unofficial) by Joephat(m): 8:59am On Nov 19, 2017
Chibuhealth:
people voted in Awka-Etiti
Why you come marry na?

See as you fine..
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Ipob In Israel Host Ofe Nsala Day, Very Fanstic (video) by Joephat(m): 9:32pm On Nov 18, 2017
grin
PoliticsRe: Youths In Anambra Kill Cow And Enjoyed Nsala Day After Boycotting Election by Joephat(m): 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2017
Ppl will call them jobless
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election 2017 Results - Live Updates (Unofficial) by Joephat(m): 5:02pm On Nov 18, 2017
ehissi:
These I.P.O.B folks dont have one kobo of sense. Massob did this election boycott before and regretted it, it is the turn of IPOB to regret their own.

For your information, voters apathy favours unpopular candidates more, plus its gives more margin space for riggers to perform their enterprise.

Sit down for house with Nfe Nsala make pant dey wear of of una. The Nigeria constitution does not tolerate vacuum.

Result will be declared based on the low turn out and the person with the highest result of the low turnout is the new governor......

Chikenan....... grin

In other news, start getting ready to deny your soon to fade igboship......
Shifting goal post... Afonja
PoliticsRe: How Nnamdi Kanu’s Style Derailed IPOB Project by Joephat(m): 5:01pm On Nov 18, 2017
Jesus, how can you write this piece just because of your hatred for a particular man?

A man who Forbes has proclaimed the strongest man in west Africa
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election 2017 Results - Live Updates (Unofficial) by Joephat(m): 3:45pm On Nov 18, 2017
Make una dey write anything wey una like

Awka etiti without a single recorded that vote.

Yorubas
PoliticsRe: My Take On 'No Election' In Anambra And 'Ofe Nsala Day' by Joephat(m): 3:42pm On Nov 18, 2017
sounwave:
Bikonu how was this a success?? With all the threats from IPOB, lots of people still came out to vote. And a winner will be announced. So nna it was a colossal failure. Enjoy your meat and beer cos that's the only thing IPOB youths will enjoy from this ofe nsala day.
Poor boy, reserve your strength for tomorrow owambe or don't you av owambe to attend tomorrow?
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters Confirm That Election Was Boycotted In Anambra(photo) by Joephat(m): 3:39pm On Nov 18, 2017
The only afonja newspaper with infinitesimal epitome of truth...
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election: Awka Remains Calm, Traffic Free by Joephat(m): 3:38pm On Nov 18, 2017
Sammy07:
I think you didn't watched the � TV..

Anyways I'll still quote you tomorrow, when they announced the results
Oga, boycott was successful

I Neva said that it won't hold
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Election: Massive Low Turn Out Ever Recored In Poling Units (pics) by Joephat(m): 3:29pm On Nov 18, 2017
kingxsamz:
[color=gray]And the miscreants will start crying when their newly elected governor starts building statues for Shekau...grin grin grin...
If u like no vote..is it me ur doing? No..ur doing yourself.
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Hehehd... You funny die

But, the man building statues was elected through popular vote na
PoliticsRe: Live Updates Across Anambra by Joephat(m): 3:26pm On Nov 18, 2017
grin
PoliticsRe: IPOB Thanks Members For Successfully ‘boycotting’ Anambra Governorship Election by Joephat(m): 3:23pm On Nov 18, 2017
I can now brag of being the first son of Mamah from Enugu state..

I won't denounce my village again. Thanks Ndi Anambra, I will continue to lift igbos high high and higher

Nnamdi Kanu remains the strongest man in west Africa
PoliticsRe: APC Tony Nwoye Casts His Vote In Anambra(pics) by Joephat(m): 3:09pm On Nov 18, 2017
sad

All I see in the polling unit are inec officials with other 72 party agent representing 37political parties
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election: Awka Remains Calm, Traffic Free by Joephat(m): 3:07pm On Nov 18, 2017
Sammy07:
Hope you've denounced it
Where is the election?

Is it the one going on on the faces vanguard n punch newspapers?
PoliticsRe: Anambra: APC, APGA Agents Paying 2,500, 2000 Each To Buy Votes– PDP Alleges(pic) by Joephat(m): 3:07pm On Nov 18, 2017
bamidelee:
so you meant pple on nl are wretched
If you ask me now, na who I go ask?

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