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Politics / Re: Buhari Congratulates Obiano , Promises Nigerians Credible Elections by Joephat(m): 7:17pm On Nov 21, 2017
CrtlAltDel:

Is this not the guy that said he would denounce his igboism if there was election in Anambra…. You and your fellow ipigs should bury your head in sand
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That's what makes Termites' colony preferable to Nigeria... Listen more.

We don't know we getting it wrong.... We always think its all about hate when one proffers solution to Nigerian's problems.

At this juncture sir, I would allow you to die with your poor imagination..
Crime / Re: Okada Man Who Raises False Alarm Over Missing Joystick For Free Sex Arested.PICS by Joephat(m): 7:13pm On Nov 21, 2017
grin

It can only happen in a country where colonial scam called religion is upheld with high esteem.

Meanwhile....

I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

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Politics / Re: Ipoas Vs Ipob - Is Joephat Still Igbo? What Ethnic Platform Does He Now Hold? by Joephat(m): 7:03pm On Nov 21, 2017
Danladi7:

Goal post shifting and lying are IPOB terrorist most cherished methodology.You said if he election hold not if there is no rigging grin

I said if there was massive turn out.

Nobody came to vote. Beside, I am not an ipob, I am a Biafran.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Pregnant With Second Child by Joephat(m): 6:09pm On Nov 21, 2017
Tiwa, mother of all nation


Hoe

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Politics / Re: Response To Martin Elechi's Careless Verbal Attacks On Umahi by Joephat(m): 6:08pm On Nov 21, 2017
I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

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Politics / Re: Ipoas Vs Ipob - Is Joephat Still Igbo? What Ethnic Platform Does He Now Hold? by Joephat(m): 6:07pm On Nov 21, 2017
ehissi:
While the Indigenous People of Anambra State, IPOAS, risked life and limb to exercise their civic responsibility, partaking in the just concluded election process.

It is on record that The Indigenous people of Biafra, IPOB, had declared the very election day as Ofe Nsala day and strongly advocated/advised that all the good people of Anambra state should sit at home, eat and drink, in effect calling for a boycott of the November elections.

Failure to comply with this directive, according to IPOB, is to place their lives at risk.

As at Saturday Morning, the Nairaland Frontpage was littered with treads - powered by lalasticlala - loaded with exclusive photographs of IPOB members using permanent voters cards as bottle cover for bottles of beer which they used to douse their thirst after munching on tasty Ofe Nsala, in line with the directive to boycott voting. Frontpage inserts provided by Lalasticlala also show treads loaded with reports of different people actively observing the IPOB declared boycott.

However, the Indigenous People of Anambra State, IPOAS, who by reason of nature are very industrious, International Developers and business men and Natural risk takers, defied this order and today, we have an INEC declared winner in Governor Obiano amidst other winners and supporters.

But more interesting, a very interesting character, who goes by the moniker, joephat, here on our darling Nairaland Forum declared and I quote

"If Anambra Election hold, I would denounce my igboship"

Which brings Nairaland to a very important question, has Joephat denounced his igboship? Is Joephat still igbo? And if he isnt igbo, well what exactly is he?

The United Nations, Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 15 section 1 states that "Everyone has the right to a nationality".

In the light of this, we would like to ask our dear brother and sisters, Danladi7, laudate, sarrki, etc to be our brothers keeper.

Please where can we donate this fellow in the event that he finally decides to take the path of integrity and denounce his igboship as he earlier planned (that is if the plan hasn't changed undecided).

So any suggestions from Nairalanders, Hausa, Fulani, Nupe, Igala, Edo, Ijaw, Yoruba, riyom, berom, bwari.

Please which of you guys are willing to accommodate this fellow so that we can avoid a humanitarian crisis here on nairaland. Anyone,............ grin grin

I will honestly denounce it, if you can prove that there was no form of rigging in the election...

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Politics / Re: APC Members In Akwa Ibom Burn Brooms As They Decamp To PDP (photos) by Joephat(m): 5:59pm On Nov 21, 2017
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I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Agbada: Ugo Monye's Instagram Followers Skyrockets by Joephat(m): 5:17pm On Nov 21, 2017
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Romance / Re: Another pix of some guys squeezing a lady's boob with all their might by Joephat(m): 4:15pm On Nov 21, 2017
Bye bye.......

Politics / Re: Buhari In Closed-door Meeting With Faure Gnassingbé, Togo President In Abuja by Joephat(m): 3:04pm On Nov 21, 2017
I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Full Text Of Robert Mugabe''s Speech To Zimbabweans by Joephat(m): 2:37pm On Nov 21, 2017
I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals.

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Career / Re: Photos Of The Youngest Officer In The Nigerian Army by Joephat(m): 1:33pm On Nov 21, 2017
cool

I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

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Politics / Re: Buhari Congratulates Obiano , Promises Nigerians Credible Elections by Joephat(m): 1:23pm On Nov 21, 2017
I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

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Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Welcomes A Baby Boy (Photos) by Joephat(m): 12:56pm On Nov 21, 2017
shocked

I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals..

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Politics / Re: States With Health Insurance Laws In Nigeria by Joephat(m): 12:42pm On Nov 21, 2017
Celebrities / Re: When Your Girlfriend Meets 2face (Hilarious Photo) by Joephat(m): 12:41pm On Nov 21, 2017
shocked
Politics / Re: How Can I Produce A Person You Labeled As A Terrorist? – Abaribe Asks Court by Joephat(m): 12:38pm On Nov 21, 2017
Nigeria Nigeria


In the idiots habitat, idiots live more cordially and responsibly than what we have in this country.

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Health / Re: My Goodness! I Have Never Seen Such Before, See People's Reactions! #savageous # by Joephat(m): 12:27pm On Nov 21, 2017
cool

If you're there checking npower come and meet me here... I ain't checking nothing.

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Crime / Re: American Man Identified As Zee, Goes To Shopping Naked (WATCH VIDEO) by Joephat(m): 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2017
That's it..

Ppl there are just minding their business nobody cares about what he is wearing
Crime / Re: Man Who Burnt His 7-Year-Old Son With Hot Pressing Iron Arrested In Abuja (Pics) by Joephat(m): 10:07am On Nov 21, 2017
angry
Celebrities / Re: Police Parade Burna Boy's Manager And The Students Hired To Rob Mr 2kay (Photo) by Joephat(m): 9:59am On Nov 21, 2017
Its only crime that binds Nigerians together


Politicians will join hand together to loot our treasury not minding if they are from different tribes.

Yahoo boys will reason together forgetting their tribe but once it has to do with anything above crime.

You will see bubu calling one side, 5% and the other 97%..

Nigeria is cursed..

For those that didn't get npower and immigration... Just know that, you were bounced bcz you lack strong ties to this criminals. Just stay calm n pray until God answers your call but if you can't wait please, Devil answers prayer faster..

Consult your village Oracle

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Politics / Re: Nndigbo: Why We MUST STOP Saying Lagos Is No Man's Land by Joephat(m): 9:21am On Nov 21, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Under Fire As Applicants Lament Inability To Check Status by Joephat(m): 7:42am On Nov 21, 2017
Not selected but for my good
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Class In Mathematics Needs A Job by Joephat(m): 8:13pm On Nov 20, 2017
TheLogicalMind:
This is what I hate about this country. Elsewhere, jobs run after 1st class graduates. Here it is the 1st class graduates who run after jobs.
Meanwhile a DULL.ARD with a poor School Cert result is ruining the country from the comfort of Aso Rock.

After first-class graduates or after graduates?
Properties / Re: Anambra Man Builds House For Poor Widow, Dedicates It After Completion. Photos by Joephat(m): 3:27pm On Nov 20, 2017
shocked

If is in the Waste or NUT

The formal will give the window, Bread ati Beans and the Later(Nut) the window will be given plate to always come every morning to be given kunu n nunu

Cursed ppl

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Pulled A Crowd At Enugu Phynofest 2017 (Photos) by Joephat(m): 1:35pm On Nov 20, 2017
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Romance / Re: "100 Condoms Burst In My Body, No STDs, HIV" - Zimbabwean Sex Worker (Photos) by Joephat(m): 12:29pm On Nov 20, 2017
[quote author=Xsem post=62547325][/quote]

I am telling you as the son of the soil

Enugu-ezike is the only one known for that... All others are claiming it but it doesn't exist there..

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Romance / Re: The Mood I'm In Now (photos) by Joephat(m): 11:36am On Nov 20, 2017
chigoizie7:
Snap out of this young man. Step out of ur comfort zone.


U don't have to beg all the time.

People kept dashing u free change, what do u do with it? Spend it and then comeback again.

Can't u invest in something? Yea, u are a graduate but that doesn't stop u from doing minor jobs until u are back on ur feet.

U can go learn how to barb people's hair. U can learn how to sew clothes. U can go to construction sites for menial jobs. But u will not, because ur ego as a graduate might be bleeped with. But that's not how to be a man.

Oga, if you can't just help allow others to help him

You, who is listing all these things, can you do them after wasting money n time in the university?

Rubbish!
Romance / Re: "100 Condoms Burst In My Body, No STDs, HIV" - Zimbabwean Sex Worker (Photos) by Joephat(m): 10:42am On Nov 20, 2017
Xsem:

It's true, Enugu is better bro. I assure you, they are more modest to an extent than girls from other tribes. Not that you can't find rugged girls but the percentage is at the minimal.Enugu has a durable and strict traditions which tames and curbs the amorous propensities of both male and female, though females have higher standards shaa. Want a good wife? Enugu girls are sure bet. grin

Enugu-ezike sir not all the Enugus........ Thanks anyway..

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