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Romance / Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Joephat(m): 1:48pm On Nov 22, 2017
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ULSHERLAN:
What kind of men approach you and scratch their balls. Let us see your picture

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Crime / Re: IMSU Final Year Student Stabs 100 Level Roommate With Scissors (photos) by Joephat(m): 1:15pm On Nov 22, 2017
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Politics / Re: I Will Denounce My Igboship In 48hours(with Facts) by Joephat(m): 1:13pm On Nov 22, 2017
Yyeske:
See your life, no shame even after you've been caught barefaced and you are dancing in the village square b.utt n.a.ked.
I guess we now have two Joephat on nairaland

Maybe

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Politics / Re: I Will Denounce My Igboship In 48hours(with Facts) by Joephat(m): 1:08pm On Nov 22, 2017
Yyeske:
OP, for you to open a thread to defend your lost self esteem is failure itself.
Nairaland is already awashed with the screenshot of when you promised to denounce your Igboship if election should hold in Anambra and we demand you denounce it this moment as we speak.
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Someone please provide me that screenshot again, next time you should be careful with what you say online because the internet never forgets.
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The election was held with over 400,000 people voting so we demand you denounce your Igboship now.

The screenshot is a lie from pit of hell.... I can't denounce my Igboship bcz the election held. I would have denounced it if it was not boycotted..

It was 80%boycotted sir!

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Romance / Re: Boyfriend Wooed Lady By Leaving His Phone With Her (Photo) by Joephat(m): 11:59am On Nov 22, 2017
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Yea, its a nice code shaa

I gave one girl phone in d campus like that and the next time I called her, it was the boyfriend who is a cult guy... He was d one who picked it and I had to beg before getting the phone back

During that BlackBerry era. I later penetrate the girl shaa. It was a huge testimony.


Guys, take the same risk, it pays..

But, this olosho is celebrating 9years of boyfriend.. American magic

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe Jubilating After His Election In 1980 (Throwback Photos) by Joephat(m): 11:39am On Nov 22, 2017
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Sit tight syndrome.

What Walter Rodney had failed to tell us is if the Europeans also introduced sit tight syndrome into Africa and how sit tight syndrome became the crunch on our wheel.

Obj come to mind..

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Politics / I Will Denounce My Igboship In 48hours(with Facts) by Joephat(m): 10:50am On Nov 22, 2017
There was nothing like Election in Anambra on 18th November 2017.

According to Wikipedia; *An election is a formal group decision-making process by which a population chooses an individual to hold public office*

Considering what happened in Anambra, where politicians were paying Citizens to buy their vote, would you say, that there was an election in such scenario?

Beside, 20% percent of Anambra ppl who were paid voted during the election leaving the 80% behind.

It invariably means, that Anambra Governor's office was bought and nobody was elected to take charge of such public office.

Disclaimer: I never said, I will Denounce my Igboship if Anambra election hold. I promised to Denounce my Igboship if Anambra election was not boycotted.

It was obviously boycotted.

Celebrities / Re: Mr 2kay Robbery: Burna Boy Still On The Run – Lagos State Police by Joephat(m): 10:31am On Nov 22, 2017
Don't be surprise, tomorrow will come out to tell you that never wanted Burna Boy.

Publicity stunt.

You want him in the faces of public newspaper.

If they're really looking for Burna boy they will get him. Its just one tout somewhere trying to promote Burna boy n 2Kay..
Crime / Re: Secondary School Cult Boys Nabbed While Trying To Fight Other Students. Photos by Joephat(m): 10:08am On Nov 22, 2017
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Shout out to prof. Jonah Onurah.
While teaching the great students of political science, university of Nigeria, the Course code Named: State and Economy, in the academic year, 2012/2013. He said and I quote.

*A failed State means when a government lack the monopolization of Ammunition*

Just yesterday, a group of armed indigenes of Adamawa took arms against the Children and women of Fulanis(Which I am boldly in support of such Genocide bcz of our past experience with the same fulanis).

The same yesterday, there was a bomb blast that took the lives of not less than 50persons in the same state.

The Avengers are still preparing for their attack.

Badoo cult group is killing innocent ppl in Lagos.

Fulanis are killing Benue indigenes.

Skull miners in Ijebu ode and other western states

Cultism in south south and other rest of the region.

To cap it up, The army and police are using their arms against innocent ppl.

Now, debunk this assertion that Nigeria is a Failed state heading to a Collapse state,

like Sudan and the rest of other Collapse States.

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Computers / Re: Facebook Messenger Now Supports 4K Photos Sharing by Joephat(m): 10:03am On Nov 22, 2017
How does this change the fact that some dumb ass are agitating for creation of more ministries?


Nawa oo

Politics / Re: Cabinet Reshuffle: 50 Ministers Not Enough For Nigeria –NSE by Joephat(m): 9:40am On Nov 22, 2017


Nigeria will remain static if they don't put igbos Talent into cognizance or if they they don't swallow their pride and be subservient to the Almighty igbos.

Nigeria will remain static if they don't consider True federalism, which would encourage the development of individual talents in Nigeria.

We don't need more ministers to harness our rich human n natural resources, we need love, we need unity, we need hard work and above all, we need restructuring.

Individuals agitating for more creation of ministries are doing so for their personal ego. The current ones, we have are full of ineptism, nepotism, corruption and incompetence. How are we sure that the ones that will be appointed won't be more bad than Buhari himself.

I urge, the Northerners, not to be afraid of Restructuring, I remembered, what Anthony Joshua said and I quote..

*If you av not passed through trenches, you won't discover your true greatness*

Meaning that, If you accept restructuring, you might just discover that you ppl can be beta without Delta oil..

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Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Shades Burna Boy Over Robbery Of Mr 2kay Allegations by Joephat(m): 7:33am On Nov 22, 2017
Adebowale89:






then congratulation for being stupid because its only stupidity that made people to developed another man's land, leave their own underdeveloped and still brag with it


Lagos has been viable to be a developing state without the settlement of Hausas or Igbo



what's your point of developing Lagos? that you people buy land in another man's land, that's ur own definition of development? one could easily know the level of your education thru this off point post



you wonder why hausas and Yoruba don't build house in east because they know no place like home. one day one day, you would be left with no choice than to return home and left what u ve laboured for in another man's land just like that



I expect you people to be enlightening yourself on why u should take your development to your east, if una no be vaga.bond

Yorubas and Hausas don't have the money to buy land or build in the east..

Now, how many houses are owned by the yorubas in Lagos if not facemeifaceyou house?
Politics / Re: Lady Gets Wrapper & N1000 After Voting In Anambra Election. Shows Them Off by Joephat(m): 6:45am On Nov 22, 2017
Yyeske:
So you still be Igbo man till now, na wah o! Anyways, IPOB miscreants are known for such traits especially chest beating, propaganda and lies.

No election held in Anambra

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Politics / Re: Lady Gets Wrapper & N1000 After Voting In Anambra Election. Shows Them Off by Joephat(m): 6:31am On Nov 22, 2017
Yyeske:
IPOB miscreants with mouth and no action everywhere you go, have you denounced your Igboship as promised?

I go soon ask you how market but until then.

Shalom!

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Politics / Re: Lady Gets Wrapper & N1000 After Voting In Anambra Election. Shows Them Off by Joephat(m): 6:17am On Nov 22, 2017
Yyeske:
Really, so election took place in Anambra state? Wow!!! Meanwhile, have you denounced your Igboship yet and how is the processing of your visa to the Middle East? I hope it's all going well and good luck. I guess that you will become an Arab after denouncing your Igboship there

You just carry my matter for head..

E no dey heavy you?

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Politics / Re: Buratai Pledges Deployment Of Soldiers To Benue Over Grazing Law by Joephat(m): 6:13am On Nov 22, 2017
Burutai is trying to do what he loves doing

He is going there to help Fulani herdsmen to terrorize the ppl of Benue. Its obvious that they don't need military presence anymore.

Why sending soldiers when its not needed, Fear Burutai but respect God..

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Politics / Re: Lady Gets Wrapper & N1000 After Voting In Anambra Election. Shows Them Off by Joephat(m): 6:07am On Nov 22, 2017
This is the little case of what transgressed in the Anambra on that blissful day.

Hungry ladies, AKA slay queens, lazy boys and old women, were paid to ho out to vote.

I watched the video of how a man was paying them in this vain.

Now, after, the election, the same ppl would expect miracle from the government.

Anybody, who exchanged hands to vote in Anambra election would die miserably. Amen

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Nairaland / General / Re: Food Is Ready: Villagers Capture Massive Python Which Swallowed Another Animal by Joephat(m): 6:02am On Nov 22, 2017
Its a Taboo to kill snake in Anambra.

The ppl who engaged in this form of insubordination to the already existing culture of anambra should be wary of the possible outcome.
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Girlfriend, Stabs Her Brother, Then Attempted Suicide (photos) by Joephat(m): 5:58am On Nov 22, 2017
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Rest in peace if you care but engaging in an immoral relationship will either mal your future or take you out of your future.


Youths should learn Celibacy
Travel / Re: Night View Of The Water Fountain At Abule Egba Jubilee Bridge(pics) by Joephat(m): 10:15pm On Nov 21, 2017
God bless ambode for utilizing the igbo s tax payers money


The tax collected in Alaba alone can build this times three..

God bless my igbo ppl too

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Fashion / Re: Enugu Police Arrest Two Ladies Walking On The Road For Indecent Dressing by Joephat(m): 10:10pm On Nov 21, 2017
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Fulani police officers coming through another dimension..

Why are arresting this ladies na, do they think they are in their caliphate?
Celebrities / Re: Spaceship Records Statement On Burna Boy Being Wanted By Police, Mr 2kay Robbery by Joephat(m): 10:07pm On Nov 21, 2017
I think nairaland n other brown envelope media are using this entertainment news to make us oblivious of the political happenings..



Publicity stunt

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Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Shades Burna Boy Over Robbery Of Mr 2kay Allegations by Joephat(m): 9:23pm On Nov 21, 2017
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Frank ezigbo nwafor 042. One of the great igbo ppl who had helped in turning Lagos into a megacity....


Kiss the Truth!

Nigeria will remain static until they swallow their pride and remain subservient to the Igbo ethnic group.


Our immense contributions in developing Lagos is why our Lagos is ranked one of the developed cities in the world today. We own n run Lagos, kiss the Truth.

Most Yorubas live in a FaceMeFaceYou apartments here in Lagos and most hausas sleep under the bridge.

With the tenacity n sagacity in an Igbo man. The continuous neglect of igbos in Nigerian politics will only end up keeping Nigeria in the list of backward countries of the world...

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: We Won’t Endorse Buhari – U.S Govt by Joephat(m): 9:03pm On Nov 21, 2017
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Kiss the Truth!

Nigeria will remain static until they swallow their pride and remain subservient to the Igbo ethnic group.


Our immense contributions in developing Lagos is why our Lagos is ranked one of the developed cities in the world today. We own n run Lagos, kiss the Truth.

Most Yorubas live in a FaceMeFaceYou apartments here in Lagos and most hausas sleep under the bridge.

With the tenacity n sagacity in an Igbo man. The continuous neglect of igbos in Nigerian politics will only end up keeping Nigeria in the list of backward countries of the world...

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Crime / Re: Hundreds Displaced In Adamawa As Fulani Herdsmen Attack Two Communities by Joephat(m): 9:01pm On Nov 21, 2017
The blood of innocent igbos killed prior to the war and during civil is really haunting them..

Kill them all
Crime / Re: The Scene Where Bilyamin Muhammed Bello Was Killed By Wife Maryam Sanda At Home by Joephat(m): 8:41pm On Nov 21, 2017
I wish our women can be doing this to our politicians..


Ashia do this n all the Nigerians will make you a heroine..

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Politics / Re: How Can I Produce A Person You Labeled As A Terrorist? – Abaribe Asks Court by Joephat(m): 8:24pm On Nov 21, 2017
I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

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Crime / Re: Villagers Attack Fulanis In Numan Adamawa, Kill 45, Injure Others (Graphic Pics) by Joephat(m): 8:18pm On Nov 21, 2017
Karma is a bitch


You can't kill innocent Igbos and expect to live freely.

I rem. How more than twenty ppl were slaughtered in my backyard by the same Fulanis...

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Career / Re: Photos Of The Youngest Officer In The Nigerian Army by Joephat(m): 8:12pm On Nov 21, 2017
Iefosa:


You categorized Termites as animal undecided... Tufia anuofia

Please Sir, Is Termite not a living thing?
Crime / Re: Police Arraign Fulani Herdsman In Makurdi Court (Photos) by Joephat(m): 8:05pm On Nov 21, 2017
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I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

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Celebrities / Re: Jidenna Raunchy Video Of Himself Partying & Rocking A Lady's Ass (photos) by Joephat(m): 7:19pm On Nov 21, 2017
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My Igbo brother.. Next time, pull off the cloths n penetrate..

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