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Politics › SHOCKING!!! Sick President Muhammadu Buhari Disgraced Before The Entire World by joeruano(op): 10:25pm On Jul 22, 2017
Former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode, has replied the Presidential Spokesman, Femi Adesina, who had in a special feature titled: “President Muhammadu Buhari and the Descendants of Shimei’’, accused Buhari’s critics of being ‘Filthy Dreamers’.

Fani-Kayode in his response to Adesina, said the Presidential Spokesman has lost his mind.

The Statement reads in full:

I am convinced that Femi Adesina has now finally lost his mind. In his latest essay, he compared Buhari to David.

What on earth is Davidic about Buhari? David was a Spirit-filled believer and a heroic and courageous child of God, whilst Buhari is a son of perdition and a tyrannical servant of satan.

Femi also said Buhari could have “cut off the heads” of his opponents, meaning he could have had them assassinated. Gosh. Poor Femi.

He has just made a cardinal spiritual blunder, the consequences of which I have no doubt that he will deeply regret. I knew that he was frustrated, but I never knew he was a man of blood.

I never knew that he and his leader believed in murder as a tool of governance. God will see to it that they pay a terrible price for even thinking of taking the life of their detractors and political enemies both in this life and in the next.

The truth is that God alone gives and takes life and whether they like it or not He guards His own jealously. No-one is intimidated by Femi’s implicit threat.

He ought to be mindful of the fact that whilst he and his associated are planning to take someone elses precious life they may end up losing your own. Examples of that are replete in the Holy Bible.

Abishai and David’s other strong men were courageous and righteous men who undertook a noble cause, shed the blood of evil men and fought against tyranny.

That is not the case with Buhari’s cabal. They are the opposite. They are the darkness that seeks the darkness. They prey on the weak, they destroy the young and they slay the old, the vulnerable and the weary.

Buhari has no Abishai’s around him. He has no Joab’s and no Prophet Samuel’s either. He only has Absalom’s, Haman’s, Judas’, Dalila’s and Ahitophel’s.

That is the tragedy and the weakness of his Presidency. That, plus the fact that he does not fear God and he does not respect the rights of the Nigerian people.

Finally Femi wrote “when Buhari returns home some people will bury their heads in shame”. He is wrong.

The truth is that when Buhari returns home, some people will prop him up and pretend that he is well enough to be President, until he falls sick and goes back abroad again.

It is called “corspsocracy”, and it is defined as the rulership of the living by the dead.

Instead of telling us that his principal can kill us all, Femi should consider his many failings and fluctuating health, and advise him to resign honourably.

That is what a real believer and a true man of honor would counsel his erring and ailing boss to do, and not try to intimidate those of us that are in opposition with blatant, vulgar, and bullish threats of assassination.

The path of blood is a dark and unpredictable one. I advise Femi not to take it.


http://www.post-nigeria.com/shocking-sick-president-muhammadu-buhari-disgraced-before-the-entire-world-declared-a-servant-of-satan-and-a-man-of-blood/
Politics › Father Mbaka Releases Shocking Prophecies About Buhari by joeruano(op): 11:35pm On Jul 14, 2017
Fellow Nigerians,I am writing based on information I heard from(currently on at Adoration Ministry Enugu Nigeria aka AMEN) Reverend Mbaka’s live programme titled ‘E No Dey Again’ held every Wednesday. Today’s own is ongoing.Here are some of the extracts of the things I heard him say……

1. 4 Days ago he got a vision to rush to Aso Rock(he said he was told go speedily) to go and see Buhari in UK.He said he was ready to pay for the visa with his money.He went to Aso Rock but nobody was ready to take him to where he is in UK.He went back 3days ago and was also turned down.He said the God he worships is not a tribal God is can heal Muslim or Christian.

2.Last night he was in vision.There was a meeting in Aso Rock.He was part of the meeting.Ibrahim Babaginda was in the meeting.He asked him a question about Buhari but he told him to forget it.

3.Currently it is raining at Adoration Ministry on Wednesday.He said it has never happened before this year.According to him,the rain signifies something.He told everybody to look up and showed them the rainbow on the sky.He said everybody should be mature.That the rainbow signifies something.

4.He also said that as it stands now,there is cry like rain in Aso Rock and in the north.

5.He also revealed that in the spirit world,Nigerian flag is burning.

6.According to him,within a short time what is hidden will be revealed.

7.He also said that Holy Spirit has told him to forget trying to help the situation.He said he has tried his best but people in Aso Rock did not listen to him.

8.He also said that people/the elites already have their visas on hand.That when the problem starts,it is the poor that will perish.

9.He also recalled that there was a time he told Buhari that people were planning to kill him but nobody listened to him.Do you still remember the prophecy?Yes I did.People then were castigating him.

10. He also envisaged that there is likely to be catastrophe.He said that the Yorubas,Hausas and Igbos are not ready for the trouble.

11.He recalled that before Buhari travelled,he was in a vision and saw him.God told him to go and pray for him but the same Aso Rock people did not allow him in.

http://www.ngyab.com/2017/07/cry-like-rain-aso-rock-north-father-mbaka-releases-11-shocking-prophecies-buharis-life-nigeria/
Politics › Re: Shocking! See What North Korea Tweeted About Buhari’s Health (photos) by joeruano: 6:10pm On Jul 14, 2017
Wait o. Is North Korea telling the world that our President wasn't well trained and as such has no manners?
Politics › Re: Shocking! See What North Korea Tweeted About Buhari’s Health (photos) by joeruano: 6:10pm On Jul 14, 2017
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Family › Re: Meet The World’s Tallest 8-year-old Boy Who Is 6ft 6ins Tall by joeruano(op): 5:16pm On Jun 19, 2017
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Family › Meet The World’s Tallest 8-year-old Boy Who Is 6ft 6ins Tall by joeruano(op): 5:15pm On Jun 19, 2017
At 6ft 6ins, it’s hard to believe 8-year-old Karan Singh is just a child. The boy towers above his classmates and even most of his seniors and has made it to the Guinness Book of Records multiple times.
Karan, from Meerut in India, got his height from his basketballer mum who is even taller than him.
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His mum, Shweatlana, 33, is India’s tallest woman and stands at 7ft 2in. She has represented India in numerous national and international sports events. Karan’s father, Sanjay, 41, is also tall and stands at 6ft 6in, the same height as his eight-year-old son
When Karan was born weighing 7.8 kg and over 63 cm in length, he entered the Guinness Book of Records as the heaviest and tallest baby at birth. Now his father hopes Karan’s height will make him recognised again.
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“When Karan was born, he weighed 7.8 kg and was over 63 cm in length. So that got him into the record books instantly. Then, when he was five-years-old, he got the record for being the tallest toddler. He is eight now and I want to get him into the Guinness Records again,” said Sanjay.
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Karan hopes to play basketball like his mother and began receiving training from her since he was five. Karan is a healthy child and does everything his classmates do. He is regularly taken to an endocrinologist and so far nothing abnormal has been noted in his development.
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The only problem with Karan’s height is getting clothes and shoes that fit. Karan’s parents also face the problem of finding clothes and shoes that fit. Karan and his mum have the same shoe size and often wear each other’s shoe. As for clothes, they are made specially for Karan by a tailor as it’s almost impossible to find his size in the market.
Shweatlana said.
“My clothes have to be stitched specially. I don’t even find bangles or sandals in my size. Now we get Karan’s clothes tailor made as well.”
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Karan hopes to grow even taller than his mother and he intends to use his height in deciding his future career. He loves basketball playing but also loves science but when asked which he would choose between the two, he said:
“But if I have to choose between becoming a doctor and a basketball player, I will choose basketball for sure.”

http://nigeriana.org/buzz-list/meet-worlds-tallest-8-year-old-boy-6ft-6ins-tall/

Agriculture › Re: If You Are Into Agribusiness In Bayelsa Or Delta, Pls Read This by joeruano(op): 7:34pm On Mar 22, 2017
pinkkyb:
are u in Enugu? I am Soo interested in this
Yes, we are. You may contact me for the way forward
Agriculture › Re: If You Are Into Agribusiness In Bayelsa Or Delta, Pls Read This by joeruano(op): 7:39am On Mar 21, 2017
Nobally:
You haven't said much yet you want to be contacted via your numbers. You need to drop more info, let's hear about trainings or programs you have done in the past or present in any of the 25 states your organisation is present in...
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I haven't said much right? So I have to write ten pages before you will be satisfied that I have said much right? In PAN we don't condone this typical Nairaland attitude you just displayed. We are mature adults who apply decorum while discussing issues related to our mission. By the way, contacting me is not by force. After all, I'm not going to share the benefits of PAN that will accrue to you. Feel free to stay away from contacting me since in your opinion, I haven't said much.
Agriculture › Re: If You Are Into Agribusiness In Bayelsa Or Delta, Pls Read This by joeruano(op):
Enquires:
Agriculture › Re: If You Are Into Agribusiness In Bayelsa Or Delta, Pls Read This by joeruano(op): 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2017
Requirements:
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To be a member of the organization,the following are required of you.
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1. You must either be an adult or a youth.
2. You must show interest and commitment in agriculture/agribusiness.
3. You will get and fill our membership form which is a prerequisite for the production of P.A.N national identity card.
4. You may make payment of five hundred naira (#500)only for the production of P.A.N national identity card
Agriculture › Re: If You Are Into Agribusiness In Bayelsa Or Delta, Pls Read This by joeruano(op): 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2017
Mode of operation: P.A.N conducts free powerful packed free seminar in each LGA/state.There after is a short training for the members. After this is the commencement of pilot projects meant for that LGA. Pilot project for a LGA is usually a national one,making it possible for members who are not residents of that LGA/state to partake as long as they show interest and commitment for it and are also card bearing members.
Agriculture › Re: If You Are Into Agribusiness In Bayelsa Or Delta, Pls Read This by joeruano(op): 10:59pm On Mar 20, 2017
Below are some of the benefits you stand to enjoy:
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Capital to power your agribusiness
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Mentorship and guidance into agribusiness by successful millionaire agropreneurs.
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Access to government and non-government soft loans and grants.
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Market intelligence through our market trend indicators and forecast for smart agricultural investments, etc.
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P.A.N covers you in the following areas of agribusiness:
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Farming
Production.
Processing.
Marketing.
Distribution.
Equipment hiring and sales.
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Location: P.A.N is presently in over 25 different states of the country and we hope to cover the remaining states soon.
Agriculture › If You Are Into Agribusiness In Bayelsa Or Delta, Pls Read This by joeruano(op): 10:56pm On Mar 20, 2017
PATRIOTS AGRIBUSINESS NETWORK

An organization with members of patriotic Nigerians who are on a mission to: produce agro millionaires, put a stop to hardship, eradicate poverty, curb financial slavery and of course bring development to our dear nation. All these via agribusiness.

Are you interested in any aspects of the agribusiness?
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Do you have difficulties in accessing fund,land,machinery or general information on how to go about farming
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Do you want to revive a failed agribusiness
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If your answer to any of the questions is YES , then the opportunity to fulfil your dream is here.

The Patriots Agribusiness Network (P.A.N),in collaboration with our national and international government and non- governmental partners, is set to revolutionize the agribusiness and make it profitable and attractive to every agropreneur
Agriculture › . by joeruano(op): 10:51pm On Mar 20, 2017
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Car Talk › . by joeruano(op): 10:37pm On Mar 20, 2017
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Romance › Re: Am Almost 34, Not Yet Married With A Job Of 45k After Tithing And Feel Depressed by joeruano: 10:22pm On Dec 14, 2016
Oh! Just noticed a nairaland lunatic (dikerebel) on the 2nd page of this thread. They r everywhere!
Romance › Re: Am Almost 34, Not Yet Married With A Job Of 45k After Tithing And Feel Depressed by joeruano: 10:15pm On Dec 14, 2016
I'm impressed. If only nairalanders will always be this civil when addressing issues... @O.P. u r special.

You don't have any problem IF YOU HAVE A STRONG DETERMINATION TO BE WEALTHY. That's all you need to be wealthy. I can show you the way and mentor you for free. Send me an email: hailrapsongs4me@yahoo.com
Car Talk › Re: Disastrous Impacts Of Overheating by joeruano:
nony43:
Brotherly i de o, looking for ways to survive this recession
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Car Talk › Re: Help! My V6 Camry(Big Daddy) Is Getting Lazy by joeruano(op): 10:28am On Sep 15, 2016
cokoduck:
it is quite unfortunate that you keep on ignoring the people who will help you instead you preferred to listen to those who say change this change that, GO AND RUN A SCAN ON YOUR CAR, YOU SHOULD SCAN THE CAR AND THE COMPUTER WILL HELP THE TECHNICIAN TO NARROW THE PROBLEM. CHANGING THIS AND THAT WILL NOT HELP YOU.
I don't have all d time in the world to reply everybody and that's why I thanked "EVERYONE" that contributed and that included those who suggested a scan. I already made up my mind to scan it
Car Talk › Re: Help! My V6 Camry(Big Daddy) Is Getting Lazy by joeruano(op): 7:58am On Sep 15, 2016
Skillfullulu:
when last did u change the fluid, the fluid might have lost it's viscosity... Try replacing it, i asked from a lube man those are the possible thingz he said, even my boss.
So try em...
I changed it 4 months ago
Car Talk › Re: Help! My V6 Camry(Big Daddy) Is Getting Lazy by joeruano(op): 7:30am On Sep 15, 2016
Thanks to everyone that has replied so far except king406 that gave a MrCork-like reply.
Car Talk › Re: Help! My V6 Camry(Big Daddy) Is Getting Lazy by joeruano(op): 7:23am On Sep 15, 2016
honmusa:
I understand u perfectly but the op might not be aware of anything like auto-diagnosis which is now the professional approach which offer cheaper,and faster method of fixing issues unlike the Kazeem method of throwing parts to fix issues which can make you to change all the parts in the car and the issue will still persist.
If you are mentioning possible cause ,I can give u up to 50 possible things that can be responsible .
Mature reply too
Car Talk › Re: Help! My V6 Camry(Big Daddy) Is Getting Lazy by joeruano(op): 7:21am On Sep 15, 2016
Skillfullulu:
Was so quick to come in and read your write up, I ha same experience with a honda baby boy yesterday, check the level of your transmission fluid. It might be as a result of low ATF...
The level is ok, I guess. It's slightly above the upper mark. I'm now wondering if it's because it's slightly over the upper mark of the dipstick.
Car Talk › Re: Help! My V6 Camry(Big Daddy) Is Getting Lazy by joeruano(op): 7:17am On Sep 15, 2016
SPG4U:
Well am not arguing with you... I just gave the op a most possible solution... Am sure he ought to know that he needs to run a diagnosis on the car... But he only came to know the possible cause of the problem
Mature reply.
Car Talk › Help! My V6 Camry(Big Daddy) Is Getting Lazy by joeruano(op):
The car is usually sluggish when I start a journey but later speeds up well after some minutes of being on the road. And if I slow down and decide to accelerate again, it takes a long while for it to accelerate normally even though it's engine is a V6.
And it seems to consume more fuel these days.
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What could be wrong with it?
Business › Re: Dollar Scarcity: Petrol Price Hike Looms, Marketers Say by joeruano: 3:16pm On Aug 09, 2016
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Agriculture › Re: My Farm Experience Diary: Advice For Intending And Established Farmers (pics) by joeruano: 11:06pm On Aug 03, 2016
Lesgupnigeria:
The future of Agric produce selling in Nigeria is Contract sale
The earlier farmers key in into this,the better for us.
Will talk about it on this thread.
Stay tuned.
Thanks, O.P. for all the free info you have been sharing. But the promise you made in the quoted text, I want you to help us fulfill it.
Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Really Despise Makeup? by joeruano: 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2016
pheyhi:
Heavy make up?? I love make up, All these guys will be shouting 'I don't like girls with make up' How many of them have GIRLFRIENDS that do not use make up at all? Hypocrisy will not kill some people hian
I didn't know ur reasoning was this shallow. SMH
Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Really Despise Makeup? by joeruano: 2:37pm On Jul 08, 2016
SANDOSKI:
••••••••Story story........Story.......


If dey guy like make him no like make-up,
wetin concern me....
After dem talk finish {I don't like gals who wear makeup } Na wash......

•••••Abeg eeeeeeh..... One man's food is another man's poison......

gringrin


Keep deceiving yourself. By the way, it might just be that you reason that way cos u r a kid who thinks they are grown. How old are you?

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