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Remember back in the days when our mothers has this special weapon she uses to reset our brains anytime we go AWOL or out of order. Immediately you do something wrong just have in mind that you would be receiving it hard from her. Though those trainings had really shaped us to being a better person in the society.

So my question this day is, which was your mums favorite weapon.
Mine was broom ooo.
#Happy Mothering Sunday.
#I_Love_U_Mum.

you nailed it bro. keep it up

When I'm lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
breakthru in our life in JESUS RESURRECTION. Christ truly loves you. May the joy of this season never depart from you and your family. Happy easter from Joseph.

It was super awesome today. To Go be all glory

Quite a pastor material she is.

good for him

Deseo:
It is the name of biscuit.

lol

happy birthday

9ja, which way, groups of comedian

that man face be like mouse

Nmaster:
Is DE FORM OUT TOO

yes oo the deadline is same as utme

issa fine boy

having issues uploading pictures

this facebook user has lamented over the sudden death of her dear friend. according to informations gathered, he went missing few days ago. His lifeless body was later found in the premise of popular noodles production company, dufil foods, in choba community, port Harcourt River State. cause of death is still inconclusive at the moment of filling this report.

okikiosibodu:
Thanks bro, you have my respect. This joke is dedicated to you...

That awkward moment when the 5
Star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of
coke is #1500. You'll start explaining
and describing coke like
"I mean coke... Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral type.. I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi.... The one Coca-
Cola produces"

� lol

this has been the best comedy section in nairaland. guy you too much

gayman99:
The consequences of this groove will be felt in nine months time with cries of babies from every home.

[color=][/color] una do well.

iyam not understanding you gayman99

He got sloppy cos of excess consumption of locuzade boost

10a..... When the best man sponsored the wedding

10. When weed finds its way into the jollof rice eaten at the reception

9. When hubby is a die-hard Man United fan.

8. When hubby is the branch manager of a susu collection company

7. When there is no money, but the love is too strong.

6. When hubby has been watching too much James Bond movies

5. Jackie Chan style. This is serious!

4. When you want to prove that you have arrived - the newest groom in town!

3. When the money you spent on the wedding is borrowed, you want to start getting value for money immediately

2. When the wife's father does not support the wedding

1. When you marry a mechanic who is used to sucking fuel from the car carburetor

saw this funny wedding pictures online and decide to extend the humour... enjoy.

exclusiveppGod:
Source:- http://www.exclusivepp.com.ng/2019-election-im-shocked-pdp-wants-come-back-power-buhari/


President Muhammadu Buhari has said he is surprised that in spite of the atrocities committed by the opposition Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, it is still making efforts to come back to power in 2019.

Speaking at an interactive session with community leaders to mark the president’s 2-day working visit to Kano on Thursday, Mr Buhari said Nigerians would never forget PDP’s 16 years of misgovernment.

According to Mr Buhari, corruption thrived during the administration of PDP, lamenting that the Nigerian treasury was rendered empty during the party’s reign.
He added that the party performed woefully on Security and economy.

He said the change agenda of the All Progressives Congress, APC, was to fight Boko Haram insurgency, corruption and revamp the economy, adding that his government was recording successes, but fighting corruption was the most difficult among the three agenda.

Mr Buhari added that Nigerians must understand the difference between democratic and military administration, adding that since his military regime, corruption was fighting back, as he himself ended in jail for about 3 years.

When I was a military head-of-State, I arrested and jailed some politicians on alleged corruption. Only two of them, late Bilyaminu Usman, former state minister, and Mallam Adamu Ciroma were found clean. But since that time, corruption was fighting back, as I myself was not jailed for more than two years.

This is a country where we found a judge, hiding foreign and domestic currencies running into millions, and 4 diplomatic passports in his house. This is the man that sends people to 20 years in jail for committing corruption, now he is found wanting.

Mr Buhari lamented.

He also recalled that from 1999 to 2014, Nigeria produced 2.1 million Barrel of crude oil per day at the rate of at least $100, lamenting that the money were nowhere to be found under the opposition PDP.

Unfortunately, when we came on board, the price of oil crashed to $28. From $28, it rose to $37 up to $40. I went to the Central Bank of Nigeria, because everywhere in the world knew what Nigeria got at that time. I then asked, what about what has been saved for the country, I was told at the CBN that nothing was left in the treasury but liabilities.

I couldn’t believe it because it is lie. They said the money was used in food and fuel importation, while we produce our own food in the southeast, southwest, northeast and Northwest. Most of the peoples in these regions produce their own food because they are not government workers, as such, they can’t buy foreign food. This is a lie.

When we investigated how the fuel was imported, sadly, we found that more than half of the money were going in bogus deals between the importers and the buyers in connivance with the CBN officials. They don’t care about the plight of the remaining Nigerians,

he emphasized.

Source:- http://www.exclusivepp.com.ng/2019-election-im-shocked-pdp-wants-come-back-power-buhari/

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what is this one even saying

She may have gone to slay. Anywhere she is may she be found