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what am I to comment now.......

no need he will still fail......

this feels stupid

She get mind oooo.

Nice update

Which one come be this,
U no see another place to buy land.
Una wicked oo

Lemme search Google,
iliketheSunrise search Wikipedia
Lamore search bing
Let the search continue

tyokunbo:
Below is the Hausa narration of the incident.

‘TA TSALLAKE RIJJYA DA BAYA A HANNUN MATSAFA A JIHAR SAKKWATO

Wata matashiya da Allah ya nufe ta tana da sauran shan ruwa, ta tsallake rijiya da baya a hannun wasu matasa da ba a san ko su wanene ba, inda suka yi yunkurin yanke mata kai, amma Allah ya tsirar da ita.

Lamarin ya faru a shiyar Dandima a yanikin Runjin Sambo dake cikin karamar hukumar mulkin Sakkwato ta Arewa.

Ita dai yarinyar tana aiki a wani shagon sayar da kujeru a Dandima. A halin yanzu tana kwance a Asibitin Sokoto Clinic tana karbar magani’



CC: Lalasticlala, Mynd44


Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/12/see-how-evil-men-slit-throat-of-salesgirl-after-attacking-her-shop-graphic-photos/

Abeg OP who does not understand English here

Who send am....
Leave that matter jere

OP the pix u uploaded is it that of the Shanghai Mpofu..............




How I wish the dog would just kiss his dick....
He will understand the meaning of "senselessness"

many things could be attributed to the fall of the building ranging from pillars, roofing materials, foundation, building materials

he has said it finish.....

Tonyosas101:
Nice advert bro....

Can you do advert for synagogue too.

funny

Jafar1:
PEOPLE DYING IN CHURCHES NOWADAYS, NAWA O

my brother Na so we see am ooo

I wonder how the pastor's and top officials escape............. I no talk anything sha

He has said his own finish

Promiscojohnney:
it a copy and paste story it has made front-page. before Joseph cosmus

E pain u well well.



**Hater** keep off. Work harder next time...

kollintin:
i didnt experience all this because i didnt grow up seeing my mum though

bro u miss oo

lordfizco:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst.
Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which
is called IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and you will say it's in my pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered one of these slaps.

Lolx

Fabulocity:
When she's used everything possible to flog you, from cane, slippers, shoe, garri turning stick, hanger, belt,wire,hand, koboko,mopstick,....Every object in the house is a potential weapon for flogging

LOL Mehn don't think u can ever forget about ur mum

That's what I call a patriotic Governor

bolaino:
Well. It is no longer news that Nigeria has a lot of religious people some are Christians and Some are Muslims. the Muslims Have Imams who Sponsor Boko Haram and The Christians Have Pastors who sponsor Militancy and Use them For Rituals but how long will The Government Fold its hands and allow these occult clergy men in this country to sacrifice the lives of good and hardworking innocent Nigerians As if we are nothing more than meat for the evil spirits that control them. The Government should consider separating state from religion in Nigeria. It is the only way forward.

bolaino:
Well. It is no longer news that Nigeria has a lot of religious people some are Christians and Some are Muslims. the Muslims Have Imams who Sponsor Boko Haram and The Christians Have Pastors who sponsor Militancy and Use them For Rituals but how long will The Government Fold its hands and allow these occult clergy men in this country to sacrifice the lives of good and hardworking innocent Nigerians As if we are nothing more than meat for the evil spirits that control them. The Government should consider separating state from religion in Nigeria. It is the only way forward.

Na ur mouth I hear am oooo

Why u too dey lie like this.....................
How can one b called or invoked into a wall.......
Abi na Nollywood movie.

Why u too dey lie like this...................
How can one be fed with human blood nd flesh.. Abi na vampire...... Abeg check him teeth.

Why u too dey lie like this.......................
Demon in human form
Are u kidding me......
Bring me the holy Cain.
This one is strong.
Can't stop laughing.

Wow....... Just dint know our Nigeria arrest foreigners

**NOTED**

I will not say it again.

This our soldiers should be fighting like captain America, commando
U guys kw those action movies na, why actor no dey die..........

Rip

Them being alive is an achievement...










Pls don't even bother to quote. I'll kill u

Funny to think of it.... Kidnapping police........ SMH....... U will still be the one to free them

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, ?Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And
she replies
you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night?
.
.
5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took
first has two heads abi??
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn?t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own
with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum
TYPE I LOVE MY MUM IF YOU LOVE YOURS TOO then share this post
Let's see how many people are Proud of their mother!

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, ?Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And
she replies
you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night?
.
.
5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took
first has two heads abi??
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn?t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own
with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum
TYPE I LOVE MY MUM IF YOU LOVE YOURS TOO then share this post
Let's see how many people are Proud of their mother! Let the fun continue.

camera man get mind stand to take pics......... are u for real..... u got some nerves.
I for throw camera run oooooo. my foot for reach my head. as I dey here so eer... I dey see the kind race wey I for take

yea nice one, vote churchHill come 2019