₦airaland Forum

Samantha124:
Go google for Life Orientation subject in South Africa...

No need, I believe you

Samantha124:
We were taught sex education from primary to high school...

Sex education INDEED (In Morgan Freeman's voice) 😁

Samantha124:
Some hang lower than the other, while with others they're a different size.

Sam, are your speaking scientifically or from your many episodes of voyeurism? 🧐

Samantha124:
The same reason why some men's balls are also a different size.

No, they're the same size, one just hangs lower than the other.

LegendHero:
Lol 😂

Seems Atiku is even more confused on the name he used. Sadiq is different from Siddiq on the certificate.

So one can bear a different name on multiple document, so why is Dele Momodu and his gang crying that Tinubu has Adekunle on his NYSC?

Atiku should better provide the man Siddiq who he stole the WAEC certificate from because we heard that man is a Pakistani-American.

Oga Legend, I heard the real Siddiq is a Pakistani-Mozambican 🤭

" I even sent my nude pic cos I was so free with her."

What kind of human being is this?

Hey God! 🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾

akmaw:
I'm really surprised. Most of this people live and thrive well in Yoruba land. Why do they hate Yorubas so much?

One word: ENVY!

WantsandMore:
Playing G.Jesus on the flank and putting Nketiah as a target 9 I don't understand.

That's why Arsenal should start 'toasting' Osimhen with the January transfer window in view.

sukkot:

Oga Sukkot, which wan your women send you: "Happy Birthday honey, I wish you what you wish yourself"

Justkatty:
Omoh it's not easy atall.
Motherhood requires a lot.
God bless all mothers and responsible fathers.

Amen!
But, are you presuming ALL mothers are responsible?

Exactly, Atiku basically reaffirmed Tinubu's legitimacy to rule, and he did it to the whole wide world!

Talk about turning what was meant for evil to good...

seguno2:
One man’s meal is truly another man’s poison.

Exactly, qualities that a certain people esteem may be looked down on by another people.

wrongnumber:
This babe carry but not my spec.

I prefer moderate onion booty with full bosom.

Post sample pic, let us see what you're talking about 🧐

She's still pretty.

alfredfrddy:
is that why we should write an English test? That shit is only money spinner for those countries. That I wrote the test and pass doesn't make me speak English that well. Wait, when I get to UK, I'll adjust to their, unlearn my Nigerian English, and pick up their English. Some statements don't make sense as such comparisons are baseless. Why not worry about our local dialects that are going extinct as much as we struggle to pass an English test? In case you don't know, westerners are really learning our dialects, they write no paid test to show their proficiency in them. But the truth is, we have secrets no more as they understand our dialects better that us as much as they understand English better than us as well.

See, I'm not so much of an emotional or sentimental person.

If you want to go to the whites man's country and they say learn our language so you'll be able to learn our nuances, diction, culture, and the way we communicate, then learn, or else stay for your papa land.

It's a money spinner Abi, dem get the right to do as dem please so far na their country!

You too find way to promote and make your native language profitable.

But as for that English oo, if Oyinbo say you must learn am, so far you wan work for their country (not holiday oh), you must learn am.

luksyb:
Even though we were colonised by the British and our official language is English, our level of understanding of the English language is somehow low.

I come in peace. What's your opinion?

Not "somehow" low, it is abysmal!

Most Nigerians don't know English Language.

What we speak and write here is "Nigerian English" which may be OK within Nigeria.

But if you're going outside the shores of this country, particularly to a predominantly anglophone speaking country, then we need to drop the "Nigerian English" and really learn the "English" of the English.

Kevineleven:
You smell nice today

Sh*t

HA NIGERIANS!

Sanity!

Make Lagos habitable again.

Make we breathe fresh air...

Rahkman:
You are very beautiful I thought you were igbo didn't know you were yoruba

Also, I like this your head, very smooth like Samsung FLATRON TV.

Beremx:
.

Not interested in what you have you have to say.

Berem, you've always been bereft of common sense!

FOCUS ON YOUR SOUTH EAST STATES and LEAVE SOUTHWEST ALONE!

Simple.

stonemasonn:
Mass psychosis

Coupled with mass Schizophrenia!

Tinubu's bill seeking a special status for Lagos due to the overload on its infrastructure was rejected by majority of the senate including Igbo senators.

Ambode also tried to resurrect the bill in 2018, it was rejected again.

The bill for special status for Lagos was rejected 3 times when Ekweremadu was Senate President!

Now Igbos expect the senate including South West senators to support their bill for South East 'deveROPment'?

JOKERS!

Read the disparaging comments of Igbos in these NL links:

https://www.nairaland.com/3389862/senate-rejects-tinubus-bill-seeking

https://www.nairaland.com/4427037/ambode-buhari-lagos-truly-deserves

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/212132-update-senate-blocked-tinubus-bill-seeking-special-status-lagos.html?tztc=1

https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-senate-rejects-remi-tinubus-bill-on-special-grants-to-lagos/amp

FAKE NEWS.

sukkot:
yup. corrupt immigration officials. now after my capture i was told it would take 6 months meaning i was looking at february 2024 to collect it, then this new guy came in and i am able to collect it today october 5.

Nice one chief.

64 pages?

What was your total cost, and duration?

Hamzashaf99:
It has failed me, at home too. Broke the fence

Honey, you gotta have that handbrake (and your whole brake system) checked.

May we not have accidents.

Yamleg:
Osimhen should join psg

Abi!

That's a good alternative to "Arab money", he'll be playing in a competitive league, and the Champions League.

Osimhen should keep a calm and clear head while rendering his duties as the top striker of the team, instructing his agent to work out a move in the next transfer window.

January no far...

geoworldedu:
It's not new. Jesus Christ did the same thing by casting the man without Aso Ebi out of the wedding party. And there was wailing and gnashing of teeth after.

Hmmm, sense dey inside this your comment o!