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Why does it took, Father Mbaka to see the real tomorrow: Buhari's clueless economic government. In any case i will say good morning Mr Mbaka for waking up. |
Sweet one, at first i thought i was a scam or humor , but works very well. |
Oga inspector why not go for Tear Rubber? You didn't even mention engine or chassis number if it has been changed or tampered to avoid Special Anti Robbery Squad (SAS). Use Auto Reg. and vehicle particulars to verify. Finally ask the owner why he's selling the vehicle? |
That time was better because Nepa the give steady light to watch The Longest Day, Living In Bondage part 123, The Red Scorpion, etc. |
In fact you are a rocket scientist that is wasting in Nigeria, we need you in national assembly to throw more light on this, after we sweep it under the speaker's chair, just take a bow and go. |
You can't criticize a government while you are in it, so the dude is right now as he is no longer part of 'Ole's government. |
In pills of immortality; under dose or overdose kills - johnaruson. |
Boko Haram war started by extra judicial killing of YUSUF their leader by police, Biafran war started by mass killing of Easterners in the north, now worst crime against Shiite members and humanity has been committed by Soldiers allegedly killing more than (armless) 1000 people in so called self defense in two days? Can killing someone out of self defense from attacker on the road be extended to his house the following day with more killings? |
Applock from Google play store is the best. A good Samaritan may pick your phone and call your contact to return it.
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This is the worst : you can't do intebank transfa, very frustrating.
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This bank is the worst bank: you can't do interbank transfer, very frustrating. |
Good, thanks for the employment, but don't steal his works without payment, otherwise the whole Nairalanders will come after you. |
The answer is half or 0.5
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dogstyle007:1960 with colored pictures, fallacy in the highest order. |
dogstyle007:1960 with colored pictures, fallacy in the highest order. |
Sex on First date is different from sex on First Sight. |
1st, Report scam to intstagram. 2nd, You are a big foool: Etisalat de sell Data at Instagram? Never be a second foool. |
Eye for Eye in US police Vs civilians: Obama condemned the racial cleansing-"All fair-minded people should be concerned" about the frequent police killings of black Americans." |
Pls help me: If i'm working to ovver throw a civilian president that over thrrew a civilian government years back? AM i doing wrong or should the game continue? |
Pls help me: If i'm working to ovver throw a civilian president that over thrrew a civilian government years back? AM i doing bad; or should the game continue? |
Pls help me: If i'm working to over throw a civilian president that over threw a civilian government years back? AM i doing bad; or should the game continue? |
many need u dead . y |
house of rape |
you got it wrong take this
1. Inappropriate clothing : bulky clothing helps
hide an explosive vest. If someone is wearing a
heavy coat in spring or summer, you could be
looking at a suicide bomber. If you’re living in the
sections of the planet where you have never seen
real snow, that’s less of a hint, and more like a
neon sign. However, since anyone with circulation
problems are always cold, this alone doesn’t
help.
2. A robotic walk: Bombers walk like a robot for a
very simple reason: they’re carrying
approximately 40 pounds of additional weight.
Also, many suicide bombers tend to be high
before they go towards their target—raw opium is
standard, usually tucked between the gum and
the cheek. So, either take the added weight or
being high, or both, a suicide bomber walks funny.
Again, there’s a good reason that this alone is
not a reason to panic – in New York, this
describes most people during rush hour.
3-6. Variations on a theme: irritability, sweating,
tics, nervous behavior. These people are in the
last moments of their lives: they are all scared of
the pain, drugged out of their mind. Motivation
doesn’t matter, nor does sincerity of one’s beliefs
—they are about to die, they see it coming, and
they haven’t exactly had to do this before. The
stress becomes visible. Again, by itself, this could
be someone committing almost any other kind of
crime.
7. Breathing. Breaths come low, and controlled.
It’s more or less a matter of the bomber trying to
control their breath so they don’t hyperventilate.
However, this by itself may merely indicate a
panic attack.
8. Staring: No one is 100% sure why, but suicide
bombers stare straight ahead, fixed on a target.
Perhaps it’s tunnel vision, perhaps it’s blocking
out everything but the thought of being about to
meet one’s maker. Every image of bombers before
they blow up shows them with the exact same
stare. Since I get this look every time I talk
politics with someone quoting Jon Stewart all the
time, again, this by itself doesn’t help.
9. Mumbled prayers. To date, everyone who
blows themselves up in a suicide bombing has
done so for religious reasons. Surviving
eyewitnesses have all seen continuous, formulaic
incantations on visibly moving lips, usually before
all hell breaks loose. It might be good to avoid
these people anyway, because it could be a
simple case of schizophrenia.
10. A large bag. Fresh dynamite is a stable
explosive that needs to be set off by specially
prepared blasting caps. These caps are wired
with cord to an electricity supply and a switch. A
nine-volt battery will do, or a large square battery
—these are too heavy for a pocket, usually,
therefore, a bag. You will never look at a
shopping spree at Macy’s the same way again,
will you?
11. Re, point #10: You can’t see the person’s
hands. If the person’s hands are in the bag
consistently, it could be resting on a button. In
the earlier days of suicide bombings, a good
bear-hug would pin the bomber’s arms to their
sides, preventing them from reaching the button.
The bombers learned, leading to….hands in the
bag. This one might come with a normal,
everyday, explainable reason for, but it would be
difficult to try.
12. Male bombers only: Recently shaved beards.
Usually, this is done so the bomber can blend in
better. However, it has an obvious flaw: when
they shave off their beards, they’re leaving an
obvious tan line where the beard used to be, the
lower half of the face is paler, since it had not
been exposed to a great deal of sunlight in a
while.
What do you do when you see someone who
might be a suicide bomber? That’s for another
post. However, we do not recommend to taking
the nearest large object and smacking them over
the head with it—for one thing, if they have their
finger on the trigger, that might set it off early.
The best thing one can suggest (without writing a
new article) is to move away, slowly—put
distance, and preferably a building, between you
and the suspect, call emergency services and
report a suspicious-looking person. |
MRSALT: |
good on |
First Young chief
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Yes the youngest chief |
i wouldn't come in your mouth. |
she is my sister. my sister is pregnant. my wife don born. |
The first Law of modern power is: Knowing When to Quit. ie when the ovations is still high. Keshi is a disgrace to Icons. As he waited to be sacked. |