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Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka Blasts Buhari: People Are Dying Of Hunger, Buhari Should Sit Up (Video) by johnaruson(m): 1:04am On Aug 03, 2016
Why does it took, Father Mbaka to see the real tomorrow: Buhari's clueless economic government. In any case i will say good morning Mr Mbaka for waking up.
PhonesRe: Easiest Way To Download Youtube Videos On Your Phone by johnaruson(m): 7:37pm On Aug 02, 2016
Sweet one, at first i thought i was a scam or humor , but works very well.
Car TalkRe: How To Inspect A Used Car Before Buying by johnaruson(m): 7:57am On Jul 31, 2016
Oga inspector why not go for Tear Rubber? You didn't even mention engine or chassis number if it has been changed or tampered to avoid Special Anti Robbery Squad (SAS). Use Auto Reg. and vehicle particulars to verify. Finally ask the owner why he's selling the vehicle?
PropertiesRe: If Your Room As Bachelor Looks Like This You Are Boss - Pic by johnaruson(m): 5:38pm On Jul 29, 2016
That time was better because Nepa the give steady light to watch The Longest Day, Living In Bondage part 123, The Red Scorpion, etc.
PhonesRe: Before You Buy A "30000mah Solar Power Bank", Read This by johnaruson(m): 11:40pm On Jul 27, 2016
In fact you are a rocket scientist that is wasting in Nigeria, we need you in national assembly to throw more light on this, after we sweep it under the speaker's chair, just take a bow and go.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Spent N14Billion On Website - Omo-Ojo by johnaruson(m): 11:01am On Jul 27, 2016
You can't criticize a government while you are in it, so the dude is right now as he is no longer part of 'Ole's government.
PoliticsRe: Mastermind Of Planned Overthrow Of President Buhari Arrested By DSS (photos) by johnaruson(m): 8:14am On Jul 24, 2016
In pills of immortality; under dose or overdose kills - johnaruson.
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Ibraheem Zakzaky's Letter To Nigerians by johnaruson(m): 12:13am On Jul 24, 2016
Boko Haram war started by extra judicial killing of YUSUF their leader by police, Biafran war started by mass killing of Easterners in the north, now worst crime against Shiite members and humanity has been committed by Soldiers allegedly killing more than (armless) 1000 people in so called self defense in two days? Can killing someone out of self defense from attacker on the road be extended to his house the following day with more killings?
PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by johnaruson(m): 11:29pm On Jul 23, 2016
Applock from Google play store is the best. A good Samaritan may pick your phone and call your contact to return it.

BusinessRe: Diamond Bank Listed In Top Three Most Customer Focused Banks In Nigeria by johnaruson(m): 8:56am On Jul 23, 2016
This is the worst : you can't do intebank transfa, very frustrating.

BusinessRe: Diamond Bank Listed In Top Three Most Customer Focused Banks In Nigeria by johnaruson(m): 8:50am On Jul 23, 2016
This bank is the worst bank: you can't do interbank transfer, very frustrating.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: White Nigerian Employs 17-Year-Old Richard After Spotting Him On The Road by johnaruson(m): 5:49pm On Jul 21, 2016
Good, thanks for the employment, but don't steal his works without payment, otherwise the whole Nairalanders will come after you.
EducationRe: 95% Will Pronounce This Number Wrongly.. by johnaruson(m): 12:00pm On Jul 17, 2016
The answer is half or 0.5

Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Old Photos From Nigeria's Past by johnaruson(m): 7:39pm On Jul 10, 2016
dogstyle007:
hmmmm
1960 with colored pictures, fallacy in the highest order.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Old Photos From Nigeria's Past by johnaruson(m): 7:38pm On Jul 10, 2016
dogstyle007:
hmmmm
1960 with colored pictures, fallacy in the highest order.
FamilyRe: "Sex On The First Date Led To This For Me" -Recently Married Woman Reveals. PICS by johnaruson(m): 12:46pm On Jul 09, 2016
Sex on First date is different from sex on First Sight.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: How SME Data Seller Scammed Me by johnaruson(m): 7:14pm On Jul 08, 2016
1st, Report scam to intstagram.
2nd, You are a big foool: Etisalat de sell Data at Instagram? Never be a second foool.
Jokes EtcRe: Maid Wanted Her Salary Raised, See What She Did. (pic) by johnaruson(m): 9:35am On Jul 08, 2016
Eye for Eye in US police Vs civilians: Obama condemned the racial cleansing-"All fair-minded people should be concerned" about the frequent police killings of black Americans."
CareerRe: How To Look Busy At Work Without Really Working by johnaruson(m): 7:39am On Jun 24, 2016
PoliticsRe: The Look On Buhari's Face As Abdulkarim Dauda Marches Past by johnaruson(m): 8:49pm On Jun 23, 2016
Pls help me: If i'm working to ovver throw a civilian president that over thrrew a civilian government years back? AM i doing wrong or should the game continue?
PoliticsRe: Saraki And Ekweremadu May Get Tough Bail Conditions by johnaruson(m): 8:44pm On Jun 23, 2016
Pls help me: If i'm working to ovver throw a civilian president that over thrrew a civilian government years back? AM i doing bad; or should the game continue?
PoliticsRe: Saraki And Ekweremadu May Get Tough Bail Conditions by johnaruson(m): 8:41pm On Jun 23, 2016
Pls help me: If i'm working to over throw a civilian president that over threw a civilian government years back? AM i doing bad; or should the game continue?
PoliticsRe: I Am Okay, I Can Wrestle With Anybody- Buhari by johnaruson(m): 11:01pm On Jun 19, 2016
many need u dead . y
PoliticsRe: Mark Gbillah Responds To Sex Scandal Allegations by johnaruson(m): 8:04pm On Jun 17, 2016
house of rape
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: How To Detect A Suicide Bomber by johnaruson(m): 8:08pm On Jun 13, 2016
you got it wrong take this 1. Inappropriate clothing : bulky clothing helps hide an explosive vest. If someone is wearing a heavy coat in spring or summer, you could be looking at a suicide bomber. If you’re living in the sections of the planet where you have never seen real snow, that’s less of a hint, and more like a neon sign. However, since anyone with circulation problems are always cold, this alone doesn’t help. 2. A robotic walk: Bombers walk like a robot for a very simple reason: they’re carrying approximately 40 pounds of additional weight. Also, many suicide bombers tend to be high before they go towards their target—raw opium is standard, usually tucked between the gum and the cheek. So, either take the added weight or being high, or both, a suicide bomber walks funny. Again, there’s a good reason that this alone is not a reason to panic – in New York, this describes most people during rush hour. 3-6. Variations on a theme: irritability, sweating, tics, nervous behavior. These people are in the last moments of their lives: they are all scared of the pain, drugged out of their mind. Motivation doesn’t matter, nor does sincerity of one’s beliefs —they are about to die, they see it coming, and they haven’t exactly had to do this before. The stress becomes visible. Again, by itself, this could be someone committing almost any other kind of crime. 7. Breathing. Breaths come low, and controlled. It’s more or less a matter of the bomber trying to control their breath so they don’t hyperventilate. However, this by itself may merely indicate a panic attack. 8. Staring: No one is 100% sure why, but suicide bombers stare straight ahead, fixed on a target. Perhaps it’s tunnel vision, perhaps it’s blocking out everything but the thought of being about to meet one’s maker. Every image of bombers before they blow up shows them with the exact same stare. Since I get this look every time I talk politics with someone quoting Jon Stewart all the time, again, this by itself doesn’t help. 9. Mumbled prayers. To date, everyone who blows themselves up in a suicide bombing has done so for religious reasons. Surviving eyewitnesses have all seen continuous, formulaic incantations on visibly moving lips, usually before all hell breaks loose. It might be good to avoid these people anyway, because it could be a simple case of schizophrenia. 10. A large bag. Fresh dynamite is a stable explosive that needs to be set off by specially prepared blasting caps. These caps are wired with cord to an electricity supply and a switch. A nine-volt battery will do, or a large square battery —these are too heavy for a pocket, usually, therefore, a bag. You will never look at a shopping spree at Macy’s the same way again, will you? 11. Re, point #10: You can’t see the person’s hands. If the person’s hands are in the bag consistently, it could be resting on a button. In the earlier days of suicide bombings, a good bear-hug would pin the bomber’s arms to their sides, preventing them from reaching the button. The bombers learned, leading to….hands in the bag. This one might come with a normal, everyday, explainable reason for, but it would be difficult to try. 12. Male bombers only: Recently shaved beards. Usually, this is done so the bomber can blend in better. However, it has an obvious flaw: when they shave off their beards, they’re leaving an obvious tan line where the beard used to be, the lower half of the face is paler, since it had not been exposed to a great deal of sunlight in a while. What do you do when you see someone who might be a suicide bomber? That’s for another post. However, we do not recommend to taking the nearest large object and smacking them over the head with it—for one thing, if they have their finger on the trigger, that might set it off early. The best thing one can suggest (without writing a new article) is to move away, slowly—put distance, and preferably a building, between you and the suspect, call emergency services and report a suspicious-looking person.
BusinessRe: Banks Move To Limit Over-the-counter Withdrawals To N10,000 by johnaruson(m): 7:37am On Jun 13, 2016
MRSALT:
Buhari has finally destroyed the most robust economy in Africa just within one year. Some people will come now and say former administration is the cause. But in the history of Nigeria, there are times we had no foreign reserve and the sell of crude oil was as low as $35 dollars per barrel, yet banks did not regulate the amount of cash an individual could withdraw. May Nigeria never go Greece way. If you do not understand, the banks are indirectly saying 'there is no money' because people are withdrawing cash from their accounts in order to buy dollars from the black markets . Now, banks have no dollars to sell and they have no cash to give you.
PropertiesRe: VERY IMPORTANT: Why Nigerian Civil Engineers Blame Architects/their Incompetence by johnaruson(m): 11:34am On Jun 12, 2016
good on
EducationRe: When You Are The First Graduate In Your Village. by johnaruson(m): 3:28pm On Jan 02, 2016
First Young chief

EducationRe: When You Are The First Graduate In Your Village. by johnaruson(m): 3:25pm On Jan 02, 2016
Yes the youngest chief
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by johnaruson(m): 10:15am On Oct 19, 2014
i wouldn't come in your mouth.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by johnaruson(m): 9:47am On Oct 19, 2014
she is my sister.
my sister is pregnant.
my wife don born.
SportsRe: We Sacked Keshi To Save His Life – NFF by johnaruson(m): 9:41am On Oct 17, 2014
The first Law of modern power is: Knowing When to Quit. ie when the ovations is still high. Keshi is a disgrace to Icons. As he waited to be sacked.

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