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bright007: 9 industrialised cities?...I bet Maiduguri is number one on d list....that is d only place I know they manufacture bombs in Nigeria

Akpos was in class and has never answered a question ever since he joined the school so a new English teacher came to the school and was asking some questions to test their knowledge.
Teacher: What is the Name of a Country after U.S.A

Akpos: U.S.B

Teacher: Correct!!

Akpos got to school on Monday morning
Teacher: Akpos why did you come late to school?

Akpos: One man lost one thousand naira note at the bus-stop (#1,000)

Teacher: ooooooooh! that's good of you, Were you helping him to look for the money?

Akpos: noooooo!!!! I DEY CRAZE?? Na me stand on top the money .............SINCE!!!............!!!

Kudoz to the couples More Anniversary coming on d way

slimport: I hear say u dey murmur, u dey complain nd u ar grumbling say u neva ham, u no tank God, ehn! 319 days out of 366 na beans? Remaining just about 47 days| Boko Haram reach ur side? Aluu community pple catch u?:Ansa me na * God give u good health, Naija no good, Naija no good: u dey use bb: abi u don see where person wey dey coma dey ping? Abi u see whr dead body dey ping 4 coffin? u better Start tankin God!

U real get bad mouth

Valiantvaliant: I NO LAFF SO.
EEEEEEEEEDIOOT

boys bad oo

Akwusike: O'boi

Diz na real oboy oh!!! u real get luck

[quote author=Wiz-Prince]A Boy charged his parents to court simply because he dosen't want to stay with them again.. So It Happened Like This.

Lawyer: Do u want to stay with ur Father?
Boy: No
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because He Usually Beats Me
Lawyer: Do u want to stay with ur Mother?
Boy: No
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because She Usually Beats Me
Lawyer: So Who Do u want to stay with?
Boy: I want to stay with Super Eagles.
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because They don't Beat People!

LOL......[/quote]Thou its an old joke bt i go still clapp 4u sha

dopeJemi: My father will slap Me 4 nat slapping him




Lemme nat get carried away



And d joke is? ? ?

u real sabi

Diz one na real OBJ first Son

scantee: 3 contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives. The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria.They go with White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape& does some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
Nigerian doesn't measure or figure, but he leans over to the White House official & whispers,"$2,70 0. "The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure? "The Nigerian whispers"$1000 for me,$1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job

kudoz man

Tascocent: D bestman will nt live 2 tell d story.......

Tascocent: D bestman will nt live 2 tell d story.......

u real sabi

I use to drive tyre, play Canta ball Baff under the Rain Wit our bells ringing all over the place

[quote author=Okija_juju]Catapult.. I use to hide in the bushes and fire my Catapult into the road.. [/quote]seems na Village wey bush full u grow up

ehie: dont mind all these fundamental nutjobs.they know the Bible more than God.

me na to dey read nd laff tou ive seen spirit b4 000

mumumugu: Naija police, always aresting, goat, dog and baby while bokoharam and armd robber stil operate

Mad Cow: .Abeg somebody pass me the rizla.. I am tired of all news relating to Rochas, Massob, Biafra and all other Igbo related shinanigans..


When we the youths are ready to sieze power from these charlatans, let me know..!

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Na human being dey smoke diz kind tin? huh!

armadeo: Lie lie. U said agbor is the next town to warri that's a fat lie.
2nd I hope u are still in junior secondary school cos ur english language can still improve on the other hand if u are a graduate ...

Go to night school

Bross You wicked ooo

Mad Cow: .Okay...

Now the question is if I would like to know when I will die?!

Abi na d real koko b dat my broda bcoz even if dem tell u say na next 5 years ur life will never b as it use to be anymore coz ur nw waiting 4 Mr death 2 come pick U

UNLEASHED: Mc'donalds and KFC are the solution to your problem

u no well

Donjinks: Beautiful nonsense, i actually wasted my bandwidth. Sh*t happens!

in that case thanks for making me save mine coz i no watch again am out!

Burger01: Abi o. I no fit get lever to watch a video like that. I couldn't bring myself to watch the Aluu4 video talk less of watching a massacre video..

bt na u dey ginger Video! Video!! Video!!! oooooo while you no go fit watch am

Sowi Ooo

Bisjosh: Why her yansh come long like this

Her Mama take style Iworiwo OOO

tunapawizzy: as d matter no affect price of garri

abi

kekakuz: Sup great people.I have just completed my registration.I head facilitatin starts today.but I don't know what that means also want to as how do I get a councellor and finally,where do we do the tma. Thanks

Ur TMA is Online you will see d Link by the left side of ur Portal Welcome

[quote author=Okija_juju]Thanks... #Typo

[/quote] which wan b Typo again na

I no sabi my own accent oooo

dayokanu: Red card Adebayorr

Togolese Goat

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arsenal 0 Tottenham 1