₦airaland Forum

Green trouser lie lie i no go ever fit wear ram even if i be Prophet Jonah

miketonic: AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI AND FRIED YAM FROM MAMA KELECHI IN OWERRI IMO STATE? I BEG NEXT TOPIC JOOR

oboy so u sef dey flex mama Kelechi fried yam 4 O,town......

i lyk both of them but i go for for Mr ibu since the essence of the comedy movie is to make me laff more and forget pain or ease stress from the mind..
Mr Ibu all the way

you even fit wear bathroom slipper tie handkerchief plus condom if you lyk all na ya choice

swiftsulex: なだや羅やわマヤなた 名棚や探したい以下対する 目指し回友
人目指し差が愛する なたさるかなだ羅山な滝さやかあ な�� � やマヌらは坂花やまあ傘話 間に魚玉� ��らはがやわまぁ 花
や なたまやかあさらやわはさたなは や なたきたなよ�� � いさは早見たか あやバカにかわ鼻高� ��なわ谷中 あ 名はさな たかなあかさやなやまな たあかさなや帆な肉違い�� �耶

Really a touching story!!!

Cried after reading this...
When we get more on
the story, we'll let you guys know.

You be real Akamu no water

i dun laff tire

My Governor is strict, his subordinates are wild just watch Ur back and try to make it quick

Khayordhe: Make dem begin dey roast dem naw naw....

you go chop?...Lol

[quote author=val_dubem]Age or No Age, Love is Blind[/quote]Gbam!! you have said it all my brother...

Thermythorpe: Where Ȋ̝̊̅§ University Ø̶̷̩̥̊͡Ƒ̶̷̩̥̊͡ Ibadan on d list nau ?..

Help me ask them my brother

Valiantvaliant: The chick by the left looks like a man.

na M.I aka Short Black Boy baby nwa be that ooo..
I dey imagine how dia pikin go black reach..

[quote author=@miguel]Pry 5 B (Barca): we make use of our head and ngbo(bullets) to pass every exam.[/quote][quote author=@miguel]Pry 5 A (Arsenal): we train our pupils to read now and pass later in other schools.[/quote]

Nnaa, police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112...

There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... .

Police Center: Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3.
Me: I pressed 1...
Police Center: then another voice came up....For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up....
Me: Den I pressed 2,
Police Cente: anoda voice came up.......If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6...
Me: Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6...
Police Center: anoda voice came up sayin.... My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come? Thunder fire u there...

Lakayana: Why must we take our craw craw yansh dem disgrace ourselves.

craw craw kee

dopeJemi: I




pity




4




deir




stupidity

pple go hide dey watch d match

irunmoleaiye: i don't think dis is medically possible. but who knows, it might be the work of the holy spirit

watch what you say about the holy spirit

dopeJemi: So wats so unmentionabLe abt d nιppLe


Wah wud u say if it was a man's Dιck?


And y r dey stilL looking 4 it? Do dey wanna super-glue it back 2 d Bơơbs?


Omg! D mods r responsibLe 4 dis

Dey r d 1s changing it


I thought dey had a word 4 every nasty word


It seems dey ran outta words

Not from the School but from some greedy scammers thank God you did not fall a victim

Babzilla: MEEN THATS COOL. CONSIDER THE 2 EXTRA LEGS AS JARA, 2 EXTRA LEGS 2 EAT. IF NA NAIJA ALL THESE ISI-EWU SELLERS FOR RUSH TO BUY AM.

you be real bad guy

Fit2Rule: Hill u me nah tee biscuits

hey Man Wats d meaning of wat ur saying is dat English or Panya?

charlsecy4: I am a farmer!

Ganja abi?

abdullkabar: Datx wen i crack palm nut nd use it 2 soak garri or i jst chew raw bitterleaf,b4 e go comot 4 bele

person wey chop raw bitter leaf coz of hunger dat one head correct at all?

sundaybam: Na only him be ph d holder wey no get work.

Help me Ask am

ceejay80s: All dis one na class act, make we think say dem dey quarrel, if u see where all of dem sidon 2gether dey drink xpesive wine, dem go say, "see dis mumu nigerians"

i dnt tink ur ryt on diz

Les: This long bad tory dis early mor mor, na wow o. *That person we de shout allah akbar, na God go punish u and ur kind!!*

Poor innocent Children Oh! the Wicked must not go UN-punished the Souls of the Lil kids and all those that have died in Ur presence rest in Ur bosom oh lord

foyeks2001: JOKE; 9ja sex page vs American sex page.........
My name is Vivian Sandwich, I am planning on sucking my husband but I don't know how to tell him cos he is too religious
Lina Ashley: well, I think communication is very important in a marriage.. I suck my husband and he loves it. Talk to him
Juliet Stone: I dont really fancy it but try talk to ur husband...
David Paper: You don't need to tell him, just do it, his body language will tell you if he likes it or not.. Good luck
9JA PAGE
my name is Rasikat Moshood, how do I tell my husband I want to suck him??
Folake Idowu: u are a fool, how can you suck dick, dont you know it tastes like salt?? rubbish, better repent (how does she know it tastes like salt?)
Akops Ubong: Which kind post is this? Must u suck?? You are a disgrace to women. Haba.. You need deliverance idiot bitch
James Akin: Passing by
Nkiru Emeka: Idiot, is sex food, you better pray about it (pray about sucking of dick?)
LOLLL, chai 9ja no dey carry last o... Which advice is much more better
Hahahahahaahaha

Clap 4 ya sef

Yea kindness real pays am a victim