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Rick9: On the phone with Wizkid.
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Wizkid: hello who i dey talk to

Rick9: bros Wizkid na me oh.

Wizkid: ah Rick na your voice be this ?

Rick9: no bros na your voice oh. Anyway bros i hear something oh

Wizkid: wetin be that ?

Rick9: bros them say you dey insult Tonto Dike. Na true. ?

Wizkid: no mind her oh. When she go dey sing one wack song i dey try tell her she dey talk anyhow.

Rick9: en na wah oh. But bros why na . Ok wait make i conference her.
(phone Ring tonto Dike pick

Tonto Dike: Hello who be this .
Rick9: na me na ah.
Tonto Dike: ah rick9 na your voice be this.
Rick9: tonto dike no oh. Na your voice. Wizkid dey online oh. I conference am
Tonto Dike: Wizkid na me you dey curse abi. See en that jeep when i buy for you return am. Fast
Wizkid: ah na so you dey harsh make i come dey trek Abeg na sorry na.
Rick9: na una know jor. (cut phone)

hahahahahaha u no go kill me ooo

9ice speech

Freedom of speech Donald Trump na u get ur mouth Obama dey dey flex 4 white house u dey dey die dey talk waitin u lyk

dabrake: my koboko

flog am well oo

Pritheeann: superstory

yea ur ryt

Rt Gov Rotimi Chibuike Amachi
will surely get the job done

Pele oooo

Adanyebe: DONT FORGET THE NEW BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY OVER RULES THIS KIND OF ARRANGEMENT ..... NO MORE INFRARED THINGS

u sabi every my broda

[quote author=Nairaland=info]abeg which category/specie of animal u & ur generations (b4 & afta) belong to?
Stupiditi @ d highest level[/quote]ask d fowl again

Callotti: Now all endowed men dey function? Some are LIVING-DEADS!!!'
Abegggg, castrated men are better than some pehnises I have seen o! Especially, online!!! You can suck 'em dannn things for ever, NO SINGLE VEIN WILL POP UP!!!
Harrrrrrd Labor!!!! Castration is better. At least, they can learn to 'SUCK'!
Those so-called endowed need to die off sharp-sharp with those diabetic/hypertensive, shriveled, cob-web-filled balls leaking so-so wota-wota akamu all over the bed, with their erectile-dysfunctioned blokoses even Viagra cannot save!

Shiiiiiiiiiiior!!!!

Dammmm if dis is been said in a mortuary dead body go begin laff after laffing na slap them go send you.. na Die b dat

Pretty lady: Hope his for real dis tym cos similar tin happend n 2002 wen he calld for crusade at Nnewi sayn he no lnger acts flim.

hahahaha wen em Brooke em go remember Nolly-wood

Freiburger: 10likes.

freecocoa: As far as na policeman then him hand no clean, period.

ur ryt

abdulkayus: Wooooow, omo mehn, c hw money change ppl. Any1 who said money doent change look shld go and hug waterlog transformer.

C hw MI look lyk maltina bottle and Ice Prince lyk skeleton Jay jay. If money can make Ice Prince get body lyk dis, hmmm, i get hope be dat.

no b lie ma broda

Wow! i love this its soooo soooo inspiring

EmmaTay: [size=35pt]That serves them right[/size]

ur relation fit dey among the okada people oo

tellwisdom: I see everybody laffing, what is funny here??

seems you are the producer of dat song for Tonto abi?

shymexx: Claiming you're pretty without pictures is useless...

Before we proceed, let's see pictures...

true talk man

funni enough...LoL

[quote author=pimp_lucious ]I see not a thing wrong with this man. He's just doing his thing and cashing in on ya'll hatred for him. Live ur life and let him live his the the world is big enough for errbody! QED![/quote]ur riteman

na 4wia u daE WRK NA DIA U GO CHOP NA

na wa oo

Man U go win this match nah

Na real BIG FAT LIE!!!!

mbatuku2:
Same old crap

i tell u na jst dat niger map dem put 4 the tin sef

[quote author=Emma_esty link=topic=805290.msg9586245#msg9586245 date=1321640393]Yuck that so disgusting(even the thought of it)[/quote]put earphone 4 ya memory so u no go remember the thought na

Sinju:
Please talk to your father.
If he gets infected with HIV guess who is going to provide care for him.

Iron monkey no dey get HIV

;Dthread too funny ooo

BootyOnMe:
Nigerian women go accept ANY award ke. . . .from ANY man. . .even is na SHYTE!
Mu he he he he he he
Good job Stephanie.
You look beaurrrri[b]foooool[/b]!

Where 'OmoNIgho' go OmoIgbo goes!

no be lie ooooo

juman:
Yes. Nigeria is safe to visitors.

Nigeria is a big country. So there are many places that are safe.

make dem cum hide 4 my latrine

[quote author=H$LBroker link=topic=801576.msg9540275#msg9540275 date=1321118908]IBB when u are leaving the earth for another world, please remember to go along with Ghana must go full of dollars and pound.[/quote]how abt sack bag

splitnaija:
Just passing

and why you no close ya eye?