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WAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

denedene:
never had a first kiss

WAT IS STOPING YOU?

DISGUSTING

SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH.

Oyind17:
Have we met before?

atleast try and pretend like u get sense 4 once naa.

i was 9 years and was at a school disco.

Oyind17:
New craze

U AGAIN?

she does ask me to buy her co-worker/friend a drink though if the bar is dead and the other isn't going to make any money, she even offered to give me money to pay for her friends drink. is she really interested or just playing me? i notice she doesnt seems to do anything remotely close to this with the other customer.
I GOT THIS FROM A FORUM.

NOTE: if you knw u and common sense is not in good terms please dont comment.

I frequent this bar alot and noticed this one waitress. for the first few months. she just did her job and no signs at all, one day i got drunk and started to stare into her eyes when asking her for a drink or something. she would stare back a while then giggle and look away. over time i noticed she would bring up things that she notice about me and linger around a little longer than normal. one day she came by and brushed her hand on my hair intentionally looked at me and giggles. she would also compliment me in front of my other friends, who go with me just as often. one day we ended up singing a duat together of "i think i want to marry" by bruno mars which she chose the song and would point at me even with my friends there. i finally gathered up enough courage to ask for her number and found out later it was the wrong number

she might have been a bit drunk and was a really busy night as i could see that she was running around. lastly she would never ask me to buy her a drink. she does as ...
TYPING....

FYB:
Okorocha ''ll be like......I Met him one on one

HAHAHAHAHA, pls dont let me vomit wat am eating oo,so funny

goryorhal:
Alhaji gay .. Rip though
Boyz go relax small .. This man don enjoy life pass anything ..
Dey burst guys for clubs ! Pools.... Well no b e fact Na those useless efcc and police dey give am backing ..
The kind way e dey take flex for clubs , you go fear am ... If e catch you/burst you after e collect money e go won even straff person sef ..
The man no dey collect some money at all ... No where D man no dey touch ..
Sigh !!!!
Rip

HE IS A BAD MAN?

somebody just have to enjoy every min. of his/her life, HE WOKE UP DIS MORNING NOT KNOWING ITS GONNA BE D LAST 4 HIM, r.i.p man, everybody is still crossing over.

Captainswag225:
what am i doing ma guy?

u dey take stlyle woo babe 4 dis thread abi?

Captainswag225:
ma guyyy, i dey oo. How did ur day go?

fine, i looked through ur comments on this thread, hope u aRE not doing wat am tinking?

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha hmmm no comment. Watching u in 6d

wats up

kevinberry:
I guess that means go ahead..

Ok

Here is my question...

How is your husband,never seen you talk about him here on nairaland..it always about you or your two kids..are you guys still very much together

WHY DO U WANT TO KNW SOMEONE ELSE PRIVACY HUH?

RETROSHAWTY, I SIGHT U!

Danjuma827:
Whenever I am going out on an outing or even leaving my hostel most ladies who look at me concentrate more on my dick area don't know why. Hmmmm to an extend I was even fustrated one day.and I tend to be wearing tight boxers to make sure they don't see the actual size.

What can I do to curb all the sexy looks from ladies. It has even made me to have more female friends than usual

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CAPTAINSWAG225, U GENTLE? GUESS ITS THE FEAR OF ISHIL0VE.

raphaeltersoo:
I find it defficult of how to start and what to say.I find it defficult of how to start and what to say.I find it defficult of how to start and what to say.

1ST, WATS IS UR RELATIONSHIP WIT THE GIRL U WANT TO TOAST? a friend? a stranger e.t.c DEN I MIT GIVE U SOME TRICKS

laplace12:
You are a Nigerian guy.

Only Nigerians use 'bro' in conversation.

BUSTED, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2dice:
Some dey sambisa
Some dey kirikiri
Some dey Area F
Some jail na Pending
Madam dey House ... SEe as Niggas cooperate

Imagine say we get like 4 of this Madam for nairaland??

I TELL YA BRO. THE FEAR OF BAN IS D BEGINING OF WISDOM.

Captainswag225:
johnnoah1st, did u catch any fish today?

SERIOUSLY BRO, FISH SCARCE 4 OCEAN DIS DAYS OO.

Captainswag225:
i no want wahala today, madam dey around. I no want go prison. I retired as a ref lastnyt. I gave the shirt to dharray99

HAHAHAHAHA, MY GUY DONT WANT TO CHOP BAN.

ANOTHER E-WAR LOADING.... REF. captainswag225 are u observing?

Captainswag225:
i forsee bale sitting on the bench nxt season. I hope we get a gud keeper. We thank casillas for his service.

ALREADY GOT CASILLAS 4RM ESPANYOL

Slimzjoe:
Wetin u wan Hear?
When Suarez got his Mojo, what Happened?? He was the one who even Nailed Madrid Coffin!

do u watch d second leg? barca only beat madrid cus of the referee call off of a neat goal by BALE.

Captainswag225:
everybody knows that CR7 > MESSI. CR7 IS A COMPLETE PLAYER

yeah sure, ANOTHER WORLD BEST LOADING....

Slimzjoe:
Then the Reason Madrid was able to beat Barca in the First leg was because Suarez was not yet Fit

WAT? "IF I HEAR"

firstEVA:
u are so handsome. I hope that's you on your dp?

U WANNA ROLL WIT ME?