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PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe: Only Tinubu Can Keep APC In Power After Buhari by Johnny147147: 1:33pm On May 13, 2022
OderaOdesigo:
I have work to do to ensure urchins grin and rascals like you don’t get a free pass on Nairaland. That I’ll continue to do fervently.
U be weyrey... grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Don't Open This Thread (men Only) by Johnny147147: 7:58pm On May 12, 2022
lifeoman:
guy beauty is not everything. Some are walking devils.
My niggah is painting a clearer picture
CrimeRe: Rev Fr. Joseph Aketeh Bako Dies In Captivity In Kaduna (Photos) by Johnny147147: 2:26pm On May 12, 2022
chatinent:
Nigeria isn't a safe place.
And we move on to the next one. Just like that? No protest no agitation. We all wait till its our turn? Bleep all y'all Nigerians, woe unto thee who cannot rise up and say enough is enoigh
CareerRe: 4 Things You Should Never Include On Your Resumě by Johnny147147: 1:28pm On May 12, 2022
No. 4 is Satan 2... Da bomb
RomanceRe: Ladies Don't Open This Thread (men Only) by Johnny147147:
Ge0grapher:
Guys, omo make una no dey simp for these streets ooh. Most Naija babes are average, some are even way below average, for real!!.

E get one of my guy way enter Canada seven months ago, Omo, if u see top shelf babes this guy dey parole.. u go shock.. Mixed, white, Latina, black sef dey . My other guy way enter Rwanda, As I see him babe, my hands no fit type. if you see body eeh, you go know say most Naija girls no reach.

I come dey reason, we way dey naija, most of us just dey simp on top low grade oo..

No get me wrong oo, fine girls dey naija but guy, beauty pass beauty.. As for me I no dey sure say I go marry naija babe oo, cos if I marry am come travel out, oboy I fit cheat oo. And no be good thing.. wetin una think?? Abi I just dey ment??.
That's what happens when u limit yourself to a confined space reeking with low grades. Most girls u see well packaged are just bunch of nobodies
FamilyRe: Pregnant Women And Weird Cravings! Share Your Story About Anyone!! by Johnny147147: 2:47am On May 12, 2022
Islandlady:
I do hear many stories about pregnant women having many silly and wierd cravings or fantasis ranging from foods to their funny choice of dressing, hairstyles e.t.c I haven't gotten pregnant before so I can't relate for now! grin

Not until I witnessed my auntie own who is 5months pregnant and her own wierd cravings is that she loves the smell of Fuel(petrol), she now move around with the gallon of fuel and she now wears her husband's clothes and slippers without touching her own clothesgrin it's really very funny!

Share your own story of pregnant women and their wierd cravings grin

Justwise
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Y'all NL oldies be dragging space with youths and blooms. Make all of una rest. One even said hubby wouldn't drive to get Afang grin instead of am to say the poor man nor get ... I just dey wonder who buy una phones sef. Clitotrading tho... Bunch of failed retirees

PoliticsRe: I Trust God To Emerge: Pastor Tunde Bakare Submits Nomination Forms by Johnny147147: 1:22am On May 12, 2022
Mooh247:
So ameashiit no go resign
Hahahahaa

June 1 una learn
All u need is rest. You're depressed
PoliticsRe: I Trust God To Emerge: Pastor Tunde Bakare Submits Nomination Forms by Johnny147147: 1:21am On May 12, 2022
Mooh247:
So when is ameashiit resigning and submiting his withdrawal form

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Mofo... He just did
CelebritiesRe: Portable's Dance Moves On Stage Got Fans Worried (Video) by Johnny147147: 9:51pm On May 11, 2022
Something is wrong. That's not just entertainment
PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe: Only Tinubu Can Keep APC In Power After Buhari by Johnny147147: 11:34pm On May 10, 2022
OderaOdesigo:
grin grin cheesy. I can’t stop laughing. Write it down, you have used your own typing to call the sound of weeping upon your life and your generations to come. As you have written it, so it is done unto you.

As for me, I keep on rejoicing and celebrating the goodness of God.
Fake all u want but reality is a beetch grin... I don't find joy in loneliness... Bro roll up ur sleeves. You've got work to do. Believe me u have a task at hand...
CelebritiesRe: Enemona Josh Humanitarian NGO Unveils Ken Erics As Ambassadors With N12M by Johnny147147: 9:25pm On May 10, 2022
12 milli but dem nor fit buy drinks
FamilyRe: My Wife Sold Her "Eggs " And Bought A Phone With It. by Johnny147147: 8:49pm On May 10, 2022
dominique:
Absolutely nothing wrong with selling of her eggs but using it to buy a new phone knowing the financial situation is extremely selfish of her. The reason she didn't tell you she wanted to sell her eggs was because she wanted to use the money for herself. If she had told you that she wanted to sell the eggs to take care of bills, it's you that will be driving her to the fertility clinic every month o
Sometimes we just don't encourage what we're blind to. U could assume from research that there's no side effect. But in truth, the medicine practice is a very secret sphere. They wouldn't reveal the adverse effects of it so as not dissuade participants.

I have so many examples of the aforementioned discuss
PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe: Only Tinubu Can Keep APC In Power After Buhari by Johnny147147: 8:32pm On May 10, 2022
Siwel25:
Lolz. It's even flying in his competitor's home state.

Wake up and smell the coffee; Jagaban is the only one who can summon 300 current and former Lawmakers; many current and former Governors and hundreds of state Honorables for his campaign. How do you stop such a man?
Just how Star Boy (Ossy) and Incoming Presido H.E Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi is doing. Clipping the BAT's wings grin
PoliticsRe: 2023: Moghalu Pays N25m, Obtains ADC Nomination Form by Johnny147147: 6:16pm On May 10, 2022
Nigeria's politics is monetized hence he stands half not a chance to go close to the presidential seat
PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe: Only Tinubu Can Keep APC In Power After Buhari by Johnny147147: 6:15pm On May 10, 2022
OderaOdesigo:
If you don’t know me, go and ask those who know. You’re messing with the wrong person. You know I informed you that everything you wish me will instantly bounce back on you, multiplied by seven, you have calls coming in from today of sounds of heavy crying in your personal life and your family’s.
grin U fit dey rant all u like. Na public cyber space u dey. But understand say anytime u dey cry nor be my eyes dey shed the tears grin
PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe: Only Tinubu Can Keep APC In Power After Buhari by Johnny147147: 3:02pm On May 10, 2022
OderaOdesigo:
If it’s a threat, be courageous enough to utter it. If it’s a curse, it is multiplied by seven and back to sender immediately.

If it’s an evil wish, it is upon you and your descendants after you. These are simple things, whatever you wish me will be your portion.
Nor be my eye u go take cry naa...
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Suspected Motorcycle Robbers In Ikoyi (Photo) by Johnny147147: 2:24pm On May 10, 2022
tiswell:
omoluabis doing what the know best
cool

PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe: Only Tinubu Can Keep APC In Power After Buhari by Johnny147147: 2:18pm On May 10, 2022
OderaOdesigo:
Did you write ‘Mumu’ there? Is that your family name? Oh, I get it, it’s both your family name and what defines your entire lineage’s DNA.
Trust me on this one. Very soon... Very very soon. cool
PoliticsRe: Mayweather Visits Amaechi, Talks About Plans To Establish Boxing Academy by Johnny147147: 10:58am On May 10, 2022
JasonEkanem:
https://independent.ng/mayweather-visits-amaechi-talks-about-plans-to-establish-boxing-academy/
The right man to succeed Buhari is H.E Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi. Our president 2023... The right man to savage the country from its retrogressiveness
CrimeRe: Origins Of The Niger Delta's Deewell And Deebam Militias by Johnny147147: 2:48am On May 10, 2022
onward4life:
Conclusion
 
The cult related violence in the delta will continue because the menace is now endemic. Yet, the groups will shrink and aspiring members will be discouraged from joining if the Nigerian government at all levels demonstrates sincerity and transparency in democratic governance, sustainable peace initiatives and provisions of basic social amenities and infrastructure for the population, especially in the Niger Delta region.
Come tell us about Greenlanders and Barbeach...
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Forcefully Sleeping With His 15-year-old Daughter Severally by Johnny147147:
Life sef tire the guy grin

CrimeRe: Gunmen Storm Catholic Church, Kidnap Priest In Akwa Ibom by Johnny147147: 2:27am On May 10, 2022
W
CrimeRe: Nigeria Customs Service Reacts As Officer Slaps Gov. Okowa's Aide by Johnny147147: 2:24am On May 10, 2022
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RomanceRe: Guys Is This How You Love Your Woman!!!- See Photos by Johnny147147: 2:13am On May 10, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Actually not all men have obsession on women with big boobs. Some love those little pingpong that fit into their mouth infested odour perfectly.


I have breast but not as big that lady own, few men have actually said to me that my boobs is a huge turn off to them , that they really don't fancy big boobs at all. I told them fine, no offense.

But greater percentage of them can even kill just to lay their hands on my boobs based on the way I do observed them stares at it , some look at it and become utterly useless and stupid.
Ur utterances in a public cyber space at ur age calls for real evaluation of ur Intelligence Quotient. No wonder they sex objectify Nigerian girls cos that's all they've got to offer. No sense...

RomanceRe: What's Ur Favourite Song? by Johnny147147: 1:32am On May 10, 2022
Kan Ye West- Heartless
CrimeRe: (see Picture)100million Naira Presidential Ticket!! by Johnny147147: 6:33am On May 08, 2022
grin
PoliticsRe: Magnus Abe: Only Tinubu Can Keep APC In Power After Buhari by Johnny147147: 1:32pm On May 07, 2022
OderaOdesigo:
Da pa da. You don’t know who it is you’re threatening. As you have uttered that arthritis, I declare it to become your portion and your descendants portion immediately. Every further curse or threat you utter/type against me, I declare now that they will instantly be multiplied by seven and bounce back on you and your descendants after you with immediate effect.
U be clown. Nor dey come faceless forum dey rant. Ur mumu don do
CrimeRe: Help To Promptly Deal With This Criminal! by Johnny147147: 9:51am On May 07, 2022
SolarKing1:
Thank you my brother. But not too harshly. He has finally contacted me on phone. Throughout yesternight no feedback on my Inverter.
U be clown... Take this shiii u call a post down. Olodo
CrimeRe: I Tried To Scam A Scammer Today. He Ran Off by Johnny147147: 9:04am On May 07, 2022
Candidlady:
He said



IHAVE ALREADY SENT YOUR DETAILS TO USA cheesy

Can people fall for things like this? Very dumb !!!
Aswear... I laughed my ass out seeing they need native kola to join the Illuminati...

Details already sent to the USA... LOL

PoliticsRe: IPOB Not On List Of Terrorist Groups, Says UK by Johnny147147: 8:27am On May 07, 2022
[quote author=Beremx post=112591965][/quote]Where have u been my PH babe
PoliticsRe: Ayade Receives Amaechi In Government House (Pictures) by Johnny147147: 1:25am On May 07, 2022
post=112586987:
Good of them.
A better Nigeria is all we want
What happened to your darling daddy aka Mr Fixit grin administration? Isn't Nigeria better already? Clown

H.E Rt. Hon. Rotimi Amaechi 2023 all the way... The people's mandate
PoliticsRe: Ayade Receives Amaechi In Government House (Pictures) by Johnny147147: 1:22am On May 07, 2022
JasonEkanem:
He's the most qualified for Presidency. From his tenacity in decimating militancy in Port Harcourt as Governor, to his midas touch as Minister of Transportation that revamped the Rail system, Amaechi has all it takes to FIX Nigeria.
Shout it louder...

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