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BAZ001:
Eweeehhhh who is the clown ?
I hope it’s not me… if na me just take your waka
nincompoop

It must be Gentlelife50 or pope191 or donfortune48.

Everybody hear ooh… “Ehailing is a means to an end “ finally they have all come to agree.
Nigeria is happening to them



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At the bolded is not the first time he has said it.

mejai:
WiFi then? Cos mine has SIM card.. could it be a problem?

It shouldn't be

mejai:
Is iPhone 6s+ not suitable for this hustle? Looks like it is difficult to get trip with the fone. The one I got, it was showing on rider’s fone that i was not moving.
My former android was good o.

I am using a 6s for the hustle, and it works pretty well.
IPhone will always be better than android for this hustle.
Was using an android b4 but the frustration was much, bad Gps, phone hanging, wrong fare calculation and the rest of it.
But since when I bought this iPhone 6s, I no get worries again.
Mind u, I don't use the 6s for any other thing, only e-hailing and Tiktok. No simcard self

BAZ001:


This man lemmeee ooh.
I dey back dey wait for your man cheerful contest…

Cheerful is on deck
pearl is also on deck
Na gabrinchi we dey wait 4

BAZ001:
I knew it … I already said they will twist my words.
I was only trying to tell kanuisagoat and anybody that feels jappa isn’t a good idea that even truck drivers here earn more than oil workers in Nigeria earning 1.6 m naira monthly.

I and the generations coming behind me don’t need to drive Uber/truck to eat again. unless we want to miss poverty days.

Don’t worry I won’t ask for 1M dashboard at the end of the month , so history won’t repeat itself.

At the bolded is synonymous to u Na

thoollz:
Indriver is taking over E-hailing gradually. Bolt drivers are jumping ship.

True

RaptObserver:
Garki.

Pick my WhatsApp number from my signature let us relate bro

I must commend u effort in answering so many questions .
Much respect boss

lagusboyyy:
Hahahah..

I once saw a guy post on car talk section,that still makes me laugh till date,he said most Nigeria roads should be classified as "offroad" and should only be plied on with 4*4 offroad trucks.. Lol

No lies

Conner44:
Hmmm cheerful . . . CHEEEERFUUUL . . . How many times I call ya name

You really want make I piss ontop this my wicked boss head sha, this time you no wan even wait till December reach again make I for see hamper first collect abi?

Last week you been show me bolt dashboard of N80k wey you make within 2 days, this week na inDriver you want take net N200k in a single week? Then now you talk say you dey shoot for N1m on a month wey no be festive season?

One of these days we need to see, I look up to people who have such tenacity at hustling as you do.

Working hard is an obligation
Working SMART is a talent

the undisputed e-hailing odogwu, I hail you main-main

At the bolded is exactly what I love

BAZ001:
1M again ??

…Dis Bros and 1M target.
And fear no go fit make us ask him after 1month if he met up ?….

I dey corner dey peep

Lol
U don come again.

But seriously now, did u see anything positive in what he said?

lagusboyyy:
Its just the situation of the country that is making people think some cars are luxurious rides,and cant be used for hustling.

In developed climes,MB C class,even E class are used for E-hailing,Audis,BMWs..

Latest models of Toyota Corolla and Camry are used as Taxi's.

Thank God u said developed.
See if u carry Ur car reach igando area of Lagos,
U must shout or open mouth.
Igando is Ogun state

YeyeGbami:
Quick one, my wife birth our son yesterday. It means the world to me.

That means we get naming ceremony next week
Congratulations

SamuelTaiw0:
Oh cool! Thats a Volkswagen. Simple car.

I no fit shout
as my surname no be awilo.

YeyeGbami:
na here we get problem, if you see cars wey guys dey use for accra and kumasi. you go laff tire. jazz, vitz, Hyundai i , kia picanto etc. If you see person wey dey use 2.0L vehicle na chairman most na 1.5 or 1.6. tbh na those small engine car fit this job.

Mine is 1.6

mejai:
And u no wan mention the car brand and model? Those interested can patronize.

Lol
I dey always mention my Skoda Octavia

YeyeGbami:
Before i started using volvo ( not for ehailing) , i always thought the car no go well. Since i buy am i never get any issue.

I only do normal service and buy fuel, as long as you no abuse any good car it will do it’s job.

True boss
My car no dey give me any issues.
So far one can maintain the car it's ok.
My own be say if the sole reason of getting a car is is e-hailing in Lagos, why go ahead to buy expensive luxury cars, 03-05 is for Toyota and Honda, then any other make like my car and others 010 is ok.
Reason is cost of parts and maintenance, then ruggedity.
If I tell u how many times them don jam my bumper for back ehn, yet e never tear or press.

There are other good cars 4 e-hailing aside Toyota and Honda.

I dey always thank God 4 my car.
One year by next week

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YeyeGbami:
Hehe gone are those days wey drivers gist under tree for chevron, indeed the game don change.

Revolution are not peaceful

pope191:
Johnny I'll advice you to be good, u no know where me and Felicity hang our matter. Be calming down

Much respect boss

pope191:
Ah don talk em, Felicity no fit lie or thief. Person wey choke person knife for Effurun roadabout still carry the person go police station. Even for statement he wrote is not self defence, it is pride defence. Nah! Feli Feli can't thief or lie, but Igbo! Hmmmm... Fela deh learn how to wrap for where my oga deh.

This pope no be from Rome at all
This Igbo wey u dey mention since
Hmm careful ooooo
Remember when Dru say baba dey do coke
Him no take am likely oooo.

Steer Ur wheel comot for Felicity side oo

OfficialDJ:
so basically, this is an appreciation post on this guy.

He's received so much hate and bile from here that I wonder why?

I'm based in the south side of the country.

I needed mercedes benz parts.

I couldn't fly to Lagos because I was busy.
I recalled felicity was in Lagos and knew the innings of Lagos.

I contacted him.


He was super helpful towards my questions and did his best to assuage my fears.

The next day..
After a brief market survey, he headed to ladipo on my behalf.

He got parts for me totalling slightly over half a million naira, and I transferred the money to him without meeting him at all. He documented his journey with pictures and videos all the way, which made the process very easy!


With the surge in scams and fraudsters in this Nigeria, he's completely changed my view about everything!


Kudos to the man.

Na man you be!


Hats off!

Wow!
The way this thread dey go now, everybody is becoming a dealer or Importer
It's safe to say Dru23 is the biggest oyel importer in this thread and. Felicity is the biggest Mercedes Benz part importer

Nothing go separate Dru and Felicity again

BAZ001:
It’s no more a debate, pearl is the only one trying to debate himself out of the Gabrinchiii in him

And I’m with you , kanuisagoat, our uncle here and Abj nonentity that pearl is not Gabrinchiii but Gabrinchiii is pearl

Hahahaha
Baz001 na weyrey
I don tire 4 u

SamuelTaiw0:
Loll... Calling Igbos 4th class citizens and placing cows above them. That guy na fu*cking hypocrite. He still got less than he deserves. Let cows donate #100m to save his brother from terrorists now.

BTW I hope our abuja people are safe? A lot is happening and the Govt. is doing a lot of coverups. Pls be safe o!

At the bolded,
Over to u Vikings007

lakoomoyi:
The idiot humble after they kidnap his brother. I always have a good laugh whenever I see his handle.

Swears....
Man tasted his own cooking

donfortune48:
You're quite positive here; and at the same time, quite honest.
This is all we preach.
No one condemns the hustle.

Much respect boss

fk001:
All I know is Pearl1910 is a good guy, it's not that hard to know a good guy. His argument about this hutsle tangible the only problem is he makes it look so easy which is not.

Baz001 is also a nice guy with a good sense of humour both straight and dark humours. his argument about this hutsle is also reasonable, the hutsle is not an easy cash cow, it has its ups and down just like any other hutlse.

so both of them are right.

God bless you boss.
Times without number this hustle has delivered me, like urgent 50k and the likes of it, am not denying the fact that the hustle is not easy.
But then the question remains, which other hustle can one do to meet up with urgent needs in this our present Nigeria?.

Me I no fit shout, withing me, I knw what is attainable, I can also discern when people are lying to their self.
Last last we all go dey alright

donfortune48:
So sorry about all the banter and insults bro.
Sincerely sorry about that.
You've always claimed to be on the good honorable side on this thread, so please try and keep to that. Don't allow all these talks to weigh you down.

But please who's Gabrinchi?

You r sounding like waspapping

CheerfulGiver:
Amazing how you're always asking about me, hoping to hear something negative. Really sorry to disappoint you. Refusing to post on nairaland daily doesn't mean nothing. I keep strategizing and re-strategizing, studying and re-studying this career I have chosen to remain the best in what I do.

Try to live your life without having me in your head. I don't ask about you because I really don't care about you or your life. You should do the same. Your destiny isn't tied to me. You've been crazily obsessing over me for over a year now, you and the other oluwole omoale. I'm busy trying to build a future in this hopeless country. I have bills and family to take care of, so forgive me if I am to busy to have time to engage you in useless unproductive banter. You give what you have. I have weighed you and you weigh zero in contributing to my mental and psychological evolution.

Give it a rest, MFker.

Here is my weekly update for this current week. I thought you said it was fake, but somehow, you really enjoy when I post. Enjoy.

Lol
Nice dashboard
People are busy shouting winter
Yet the serious ones are still scaling through.
When the guy said he has strategy
Believe him there is strategy.

donbrowser:
Still looking for where to pitch my tent in this vawulence of two teams

Free Ur mind
Follow the convo
Definitely you would be convinced within urself where to pitch Ur tent, but then it's not important to pitch Ur tent anywhere.
It's just to learn from the whole scenario.
One thing is certain, the truth will prevail...not necessarily in the thread, but between each and every one of us.

BAZ001:
Winter is over, drivers are recovering & lounging.
remember it was this same time last year mr cheerful posted 900+ and assumed sept - Dec will gel like July but with bolt never consistent earning.

Btw see as d guy yab Felicity in the dashboard post below. God forgive him for this

Not true.
I think he posted that dashboard around November or December

BAZ001:
I can see you are the reference point here
Pearl1910 replied you to indirectly talk to pope191
Pope to replied your post to respond
Dru23 replied your post to tell tales that ain’t true about me
So let me reply dru23 too

I bought my Toyota Camry myself when I came on 2wks vacation, (2012). I wanted Honda Evil spirit but saw the Camry very cheap. I paid for it and shipping to Lagos while I continue jollof.
Uber money can’t buy me ticket + car + shipping + clearing. Never ever.
I did Uber/bolt 2019 for few months and realized it wasn’t for me.

Wether you like it or not I come to U.S every summer until (APC change came with bad luck)
Let’s leave that aside.

I agreed with dru & pearl that Uber “put body and soul together ( only food&bills no savings not even house rent)“ cause I can’t ask anybody for money and was deceived that I can net 350k easily, month in month out.

I was a big boy to the core but dropped it and started moving olosho 700 naira trip with plenty abuse because I can’t beg to eat and stay home idle.
I just smiled when MrJaydee dress tight said he wants to size me up …

My point and reason why I castigate Uber, is that I would never had started driving Uber if I knew how hard it is to net 350k that you will see in your bank account not the audio one on dashboards. (Dashboard posting scammed me and that’s why I kept dragging with cheerful so nobody else is fooled) when I started I had 1M plus in my account, bought brand new tyres, baked whole car and was thinking it’s a good investment, that I will earn 350k monthly. For where I keep seeing money on dashboards and nothing in my account… no be juju be that ?

After driving Uber I was poorer
financially,
mentally,
physically
and
emotionally.

All said and done Uber is good for someone who is already down and don’t have option to put food on table.

It’s all about making legit money as long as we don’t want to steal or do fraud.

True

Glithronix:
Maybe you have higher negative on your dashboard and bolt is looking for card trip for you.
Or probably when you have just 1 trip remaining to chop bolt bonus, they're probably looking for a trip that will take you 20mins to PU and destination where you will not even wish your enemies to go.
But the koko be say, you will surely get trips quicker and it will always be on high price x1.6/x1.8/x1.9.
And don't forget, you're not the only driver there.
By the way, if you dey lekki and trip Cary you go "Omoba Murphy Adetoro street", please just decline or drop rider(s) at the street entrance which is on the express way, ikate mayegun road
Don't dare drive onto that street.
Thank God say na these riders self built the hoodlum inside me. My NO is always NO.
Lekki is stupidly overrated.
Much respect, boss.

At the bolded is noted
Much respect boss