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donfortune48:
Lolzz.
I'm tempted to share my LinkedIn profile, but it would only yield cheap point.

Na Uber my brother.

donfortune48:
First, if my business is not Legit, I won't be posting stuffs about it here.
Even though I've never sold 1dollar to a nairalander before and never wish to deal with any.

Secondly, I deal on any form except cryto. Pictures below are the proof.

You know you're dumb rite?

I'm sure I've never posted your details publicly or privately anywhere before.
But you decided to post my number on nairaland rite?

I can only blame myself though.

Good job.

Conner44:
So are you insinuating that Donfortune is a Uber driver by day and a yahoo-yahoo, wire-wire 419 fraudster by night?

Omo the kind condiments wey dru mama pack put inside this her cooking pot today ehn. . .

Gudvibes06:
Alhamdulilah Alhamdulilah Alhamdulilah Alhamdulilah Alhamdu Lillahi Rabbil Alamin thousands of this would never be enough.. I give thanks to Allah, and my gratitude goes to the Nairaland as a platform, the OP of this thread cos without this thread may have met wonderful person as a partner in @supo19884 bro I'm very grateful and I really appreciate you.. so if anyone remember me verywell. 11months ago I posted on this thread this attached post, he invited me over to see this Honda Civic 06, which we spent two months or thereabout to fix. to cut the long story short we were able to put the car on the road on the last week of November on HP and my first payment was December 6th and Alhamdulilah I become a car owner in this hustle today after fulfilling my part of the HP agreement I got my papers today.

Thanks you so much to all the gurus in the house for putting me through this hustle, for all the advice, support and motivation I really appreciate and value you bosses slot.

To all seeking HP yes it's a nice deal but not easy but still easy with the help of God. My advice to you is PRAYER, even before seeing the car be READY and determined, the deal starts from inspection having to fix one or two things should not be a turn off JUST BE SURE OF THE ENGINE AND MAYBE GEAR, ONCE YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECISIONS KNOW THAT YOU DON ENTER RIVER ESPECIALLY IF ITS A 9JA USED VEHICLE YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT WORK, READ THE AGREEMENT MORE THAN TWICE UNDERSTAND IT VERYWELL AND KNOW IF IT IS WHAT YOU CAN FULFILL B4 YOU SIGN AM. Be ready for repairs week that you'll still have to remit boje jiji boje yiya you must remit if you don't want issue omo to mowo wale no obi maa yin. And the last but not the least START YOUR DAY WITH THIS THREAD AND END IT WITH THIS THREAD YOULL GAIN SO MUCH ON HERE.

Dailyparrot:
How did you get your total sir? You made me calculate this thing again to be sure I was not miscalculating.

60k per week equals 240k per month.

240k per month multiplied by 12 will give 2,880,000
By

The figure you put up is 65k per week.

donfortune48:
Pope191,
Please don't mind anybody.
Do wettin dey your mind.

No allow anybody bribe you with just 1bottle of beer. You're bigger than that.
Always follow your heart and mind.

Shah, stop following a snake before he/it bites you.

Glithronix:
Like the request I got on inDriver last Friday, I got to the destination and rider delayed me for over 10mins, I didn't bother cos the pay was worth it even if I was delayed for 20mins.
Rider showed up when 2 persons, making dem 3. Now to navigate, they changed mind and requested to cancel and change destination so that I can accept them since we were all together in the car. I cancelled with drive didn't show.
He changed destination to a longer destination (53mins) with the same price of the previous (34mins), he said I should I accept, I said 'NO', I can't accept this price for that trip, it's not favourable. Las las, I asked them out of the car and stayed there till I got another nice trip. I Left them there standing while my trip got in and nobody accepted their offer. How can you put 2.4k for a trip of almost 1hr? Some people self are wicked.
Well, I know some drivers go accept am sha.
You just need to know what you're doing, you don't follow bandwagon.
Know what works best for you and satisfies you, that's all you need.
I got a trip out of that place immediately, 2.2k for 28mins, 6mins to pick the rider who was waiting at a bank.
I just like that peace of mind inDriver gives + their commission % (at the moment).
On inDriver, 90% of my passengers are female.
I don't know why I feel so comfortable taking female riders ONLY, I swear.
If I see a supposed man's name, I dey ignore am.
I need to do something about this, so that my earnings will increase.
Any psychological help?
Inside life.
Much respect, bosses.

Felicity0001:
Guy! Stay focus
You're in a strange and Foreign land
That person is only distracting you from you focus that took you there, afterall na him black Afro musician mum fight wey make them give you and every other Nigerians in yankee visa yet una no appreciate her. So he's living a freelife with an automatic green card yet his wife and family can't get a visa I wonder why!

Be careful of your advisory the devil, for they're always roaming about looking for whom to distract.

Have you forgotten so soon how he tried to distract you from.you visa application? Becareful!

Hustle!!! The time you spend on NL as a migrant can be channel into something more productive. That guy is here marketing and stylishly doing his fake oyel business without a successful barcode scan, unless you wanna tell me you too have something positive you're getting from here that you're not telling us then it's fine.

I understand it's good to have a check once in a while here to make your antagonist and protagonist know you're doing fine and then have some fun, but again bro, do it and get down to more serious things that will benefit you more.

[b]By the time I jand God willing I tell you I'll only spend 15-20yrs at most... [/b]I won't die in a strange land, neither will I settle down totally in a foreign land. This is the time to make all the money you can, invest in real estate then return back at age 50/60 to start enjoying life in the ghetto.

Leave all these cruise guy, you don't need it... Na small pikin dey worry that Dru of a guy because I've never seen a man who lives in yankee behaving or acting the way he is, he's almost on every thread on NL posting senseless memes like NL is paying him for making comments.

Stay focus
Don't let anyone distract you.

See chuscmor since he left for Canada we didn't hear from him again, I know he's doing great out there but again, there's a level you will attain in life you just have to pull off you old garment and out on a new one. It's not pride, it's nature

donfortune48:
Lolzz.

Are you trying to say that I sell Aboniki bam?

ReadaDream:
Troublemaker

pope191:
Hmmm what can I say? As a unifier I can only plead with you to take it easy. We've seen these things from far, so nothing new to say the least.

Pearl1910:
Back from Ban, this Nairaland ban wey no get justification.

Is it with these numbers u are shouting "Bolt is dead" "Bolt is dead"? God abeg

Well, I don't know how much u earned on an average day using Bolt, so let me not talk.
But like u already analysed, if u aren't making 40k daily then kiss ur 10k good bye. I still had a couple of business here and there and couldn't work full-time this week. But this new week I will try and put all other things aside and focus on ehailing.
I am doing full day today so u have an idea of what I make on a full weekend day. So prepare for next week.

SamuelTaiw0:
Not everybody can pull that stunt off o! Continuously, 5am to 11pm
Sometimes 430am till some minutes before 12am.

Our bodies are different though.

eyinola:
I am motivated ,na strength to fire on ino get ..I did 30 something yesterday, today ino fit stand from bed

RaptObserver:
Except foodstuffs, oil business, spare parts business and maybe water business, no business in Nigeria right now can give you this returns within 6 days.

Felicity001:
At the bolded, this is the mentality that is killing us as a nation, everyone wants quick money, fast cash to solve urgent needs, pls send me urgent 2k, 1k and so on and so forth. Nobody wants to invest time, patient or energy knowing fully well that over time all out together will yield plenty of fruits but all want it quickly, as fast as possible reason we have high crime rate in our society these days.

Children finish writing waec and venture into riding if Keke, korope and okada.

University graduates come out if school and the first thing in their mind is not even nysc or business that will be counter productive over time but all they want to do is apply for job to start earning immidately, many nowadays are into Uber simply because it brings in quick cash unknowingly they're just killing their sharp brain cells because driving up and down morning till night to deliver weekly doesn't make one think straight.

Look at cheerfulgiver for instance, he has lost his sense of belonging, he now talks with so much hate, envy and strive inside of him. No form of respect for even people his entire generation combine can't fit into their shoes yet he talks to same persin just anyhow.
dru23 has lost his humbleness and sensibility for good, all he thinks now is how one of his drivers might be planning on not paying, or not using the oil he gave the driver for serving of the car, or how he wants to plan a clean sheet move if retrieving his car after a bad experience on the road

Bro there are a lot of opportunities out there only that many of you have been so blinded that your IQ clouded so you can't really see or think straight anymore.

Take some break for say 1 month and see if your eyes won't be open to other more profitable ventures.

ndubuisi2021:
Who invited this ghetto bastard to the party? You can't even write in proper English. Go back to school young man. I can't even understand one bit of what you write. Have you drank garri this morning at all and smoked ghetto weed in your face me I face you house?

IgiveLadiesBj:
Girl way be say other uber drivers dey Bleep e reach your turn you go marry am...

Comrade no be so

Corto:
Yours is the most stupid take I ever encountered on nairaland till date, because, even your doctor drives. And fyi I cannot envy a madman like that guy...ever. Dude has NO life. Literally NO LIFE

The truth you people can never face is that you lot are underemployed. But doubt you no what that means anyhow

CheerfulGiver:
sorry bro mail me your details. I'll send you 10% of the bill.

Olayetan:
Ticket given to me for just dropping off a rider by service lane.

Imagine 50k fine for a country that pays 33k as minimum wage...

I'm just too sad right now

Kingdolla post=115420096:
I rest my case

Corto:
If you're as smart as you claim, how did you end up a common driver?

Something is fundamentally wrong with your life bro, no wonder you feel the need to constantly brag to your fellow drivers here and hurl insults at them. This obviously isn't normal...

ndubuisi2021:
The long hours you spend in traffic is affecting your brain bro, you are gradually fading away mentality and physical. You need not lie to prove a point. 12 long trios with 5k fuel is never possible in Lagos and most of your pick ups are literally quite a distance because of how desperate you are to prove a point. What I see is a mad man junketing all over Lagos without being mindful of recurrent expenditures.

I don't fear you bro neither am I one of your clownish cheerleaders in here.

At the end of the day, it's your time, your car and energy. Can't sweat or player hate but be a little bit honest sometimes. Cheers.

CheerfulGiver:
Indriver is different. Plan with time and not with price...

I'm bringing a different game plan that works. When last did you see someone cross 35k mark? Time = money. Manage your time and you make money. Chase money and you lose time.

fk001:
johnchrix will appear

BAZ001:
Please quote a post or point me to a post where he or pearl1910, had agreed that it’s a means to an end before this year 2022

Nigeria is happening to him and suddenly his eyes are popped open. He’s angry but no be my fault

Kingdolla:
do you mean that android phone of 4gig ram and 120gig inbuilt memory is not good for this hustle? Am using tecno sha