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lets just share hilarious moments remember when they said bath salt? It was morning I went to Garrison{PH} to buy my Nokia X. On my way home, I tap a bus conductor and asked: pls where is the bus going to Abuloma? omo the guy said: no touch me na, abi you no know say EBOLA dey. abi you no bathe salt this morning?. I laughed and said na pepper i bath.
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yes heard it this morning on Rythm FM. as of last night PDP already won 18 Local Government in Rivers State. though some people are calling for cancelletion. |
Barr. Nyeson Wike with 1029102 Votes While Dakuku Peterside 124896 Votes Followed by Labour Party. Wike was declared winner. |
don't mind that Lady you don't know if she has infection because it is green light you just jump into it abi ? try |
but must people always go to America to do nothing. I fear |
Gen 11 : The Lord said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.” Gen 3:5 : For God knows that in the day you eat of it your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and evil. Everything can be traced back to the tower of Babel see my post on “Notorious activities at tower of babel" ”Everything about pornography started there. Nimrod was the one who started a religion that progressed to offering a worship of been naked to a deity. After God destroyed the earth with water because of moral misbehavior and worship of unknown gods which can also be traced back to Sodom and Gomorrah, Nimrod still found a means to revive it. After Nimrod died his wife (also his mother) deified him and her son whom she gave birth to. Ritual rites were made for them, which can be found in Ezekiel 8:14—15 , Ezekiel 8:13-16 And He said to me, Turn again, and you will see greater abominations that they are doing. So He brought me to the door of the north gate of the LORD's house; and to my dismay, women were sitting there weeping for Tammuz. Then He said to me, "Have you seen this, O son of man? Turn again; you will see greater abominations than these. So He brought me into the inner court of the LORD's house; and there, at the door of the temple of the LORD, between the porch and the altar, were about twenty-five men with their backs toward the temple of the LORD and their faces toward the east, and they were worshiping the sun toward the east. Some of these rites include ritual sex, which is an abomination to God. In the process, demons will be invoked with incantations in unknown languages. When this demon appears (which is the devil in person) he’ll tell false stories of how he defeated the son of God on the cross with physical demonstration, after which he’ll choose a bride to have sex with before everybody. Just immediately after sex he vanishes. And people present there will choose any woman they lay hands on and begin to fornicate with whether married or unmarried. This is known among cultist in the western world as “black Friday” the names vary according to places. These practices began at ancient times probably at the tower of Babel. After God destroyed the earth with flood Satan still gave men wisdom and inspirations being the prince of this world. Thus not all knowledge is from God. On this note their master Satan told them to record these acts on tape and send them out for sales or even free (now they are everywhere) note that demons move about on the earth (Mathew 12:43) seeking to possess and destroy humanity. In some covens women are been Isolated for three days, on these three days they’ll be bathed with dog’s blood (dogs prophetically represent sexual demons etc) after which they’ll be deployed to the world to bring down rich men to poor men through sex. What will happen to those who watch these films? Once you watch them no matter how spiritual you are, you’ll be empty, (even Satanists know this) also know that a demon of sex is released through the television sets to possess their victims, which will cause their victims to: Have multiple sex partners, Fornicate Woman to woman marriage (Lesbianism) Man to man marriage (Homosexualism) Man to animals( Bestiality) Masturbation (self service), Frequent sexual arousal, Mental visualization of previous sexual scenes on television when alone, Rape (you hear stories of a 37yrs old man raping a 9yrs old girl), Children with many women, Inability to be satisfied. Once you begin to notice these things know that you are been controlled by something. Anything from Satan is not free he’ll make you return by putting you in captivity. What are the effects of this? You’ll always feel remorseful after you finish doing it. You’ll not be comfortable and no internal peace You’ll always disgrace and embarrass yourself even in public as you’ll have divided attention. HOW CAN I COME OUT? Make a decision “New year resolution” Ask Jesus to help you by saying the sinners prayer Undergo deliverance Avoid contacts with items that relate to them remember Mathew 12:43 Let your eyes be single, so that your body will be full of light. Avoid looking at the opposite sex twice. Avoid ungodly talks and conversations so that you are not reminded what you left. Read and meditate on the word of God Joshua 1:8 Psalm 1:2--3 Dominic John |
Cant stop laughing |
I see something like satan holding his staff smiling and jumping at the same time |
It's not the certificate that we looking but what he can do. Fashola has done well now you have publisized your CV go and also deliver well. |
It's just a sign that he's broken and frustrated a whole Koko master selling garri I better go sell aboki yam on Jumia |
Oyetboy:Not just anyhow soup but Egusi Soup |
Thanks for the info, I've been searching for it since Yaradua's regime. |
Abeg educate us
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Ehe Who be tiwa
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Eh? watin you talk?
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Na slap the Pikin go chop. Good try anyway |
Johnnycife@gmail.com |
Whats the salary structure for airpot workers |
Pictures |
Na wa ooo *coughs* |
Nice pots |
Hey hey hey wetin i dey hear for here op do you thing you are in a whyteman's country or something u mean all does attributes for nigerian girls you must be joking. |
tensor77: Johnny Jony SHUT UP. If you are just 22 years old bachelor to boot why start generalising. Respect is a two-way street and in this scenario the OP selfish actions and self-indulgent attitude have led to his marital probems.thanks for shutting me up I hope you'll not very soon end up opening a thread like this requesting for people's advices we have made mistakes besides you don't know a woman by the kind of religion he tends to put on- note that her character reveals with the proceeds of time. |
I want to know where your wife is from, I have some how come to realize that most of the women from the south don't respect their husbands--mind you before somebody misquotes me I said not all. They always want to take laws into their hands sometimes if you are not careful they may even beat you up, especially now that we have been seeing head lines of women using kitchen knives to cutoff the manhoods of their husbands. Women of these last days honestly are getting really weird I know that I'm 22yr and am not married but I cannot give a phantomable report of the woman that is in our house now because that now na fire. |
Am waiting Johnson Suleman's prophecies |
This jamb sef am tired |
Johnnycife: Nice picture and good greeting card *clears throat* but you look like a roated fish there *pls forgive me am only rating ur pix* smiles |
Nice picture and good greeting card *clears throat* but you look like a roated fish there *pls forgive me am only rating ur pix* smiles |
Ahahah very funny here |