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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Praying On The Mountain For Coronavirus To End (Video) by Johnnydamn01: 12:31pm On Apr 28, 2020
All of you criticizing him didn’t watch the video. He said today’s his 4th day on the mountain and he’s returning back home today. So what bad in it praying for people before he comes down. Well as for me ooo dey no born my papa well criticizing men of God talkless of prophet wey him be
Travel / Re: COVID-19: What Economy Class Could Look Like After Virus by Johnnydamn01: 7:00pm On Apr 24, 2020
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Family / Re: I'm Not Happy With My Mom's Behaviour Towards My Adopted Sister by Johnnydamn01: 9:36pm On Apr 23, 2020
The best solution to this is to return the child back to her mother o if she’s still alive or take her outta that house. All this comment won’t solve anything. The truth is if she’s still living there she’ll continue suffering till she turn 13. That’s when her number six with give her some nerves to run go meet BRODA kunle living at the next street. That’s when her life go completely ruined after getting belle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Derby County Vs Manchester United. FA CUP: (0 - 3) On 5th March 2020 by Johnnydamn01: 5:50pm On Mar 05, 2020
[quote author=enemyofprogress post=87194061]Please what channel can i wash the March [You can wash it in supersport 10 grin]
Events / Re: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by Johnnydamn01: 7:33am On Feb 10, 2020
[quote author=chukzyfcbb post=86517129]This is Simple short and sweet!

But I will not adopt it, thanks but no thanks I will have my reception after church wedding smiley

All my dance steps I have been learning since my teenage years has to be put to good use , lol[/quote


Dumb assholes full nairaland walahi

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Politics / Re: Governor Ganduje Vs Emir Sanusi: The Battle Continues by Johnnydamn01: 12:12pm On Feb 07, 2020
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Politics / Re: Kudaru: Locals Recount Police Encounter With Bandits by Johnnydamn01: 6:51am On Feb 07, 2020
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkey: Avalanche Kills Dozens Of Rescuers (Photos) by Johnnydamn01: 1:55pm On Feb 06, 2020
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Health / Re: Coronavirus: How To Observe Unsupervised Self Quarantine by Johnnydamn01: 8:18am On Feb 03, 2020
Imagine do not go to work place...Ahhh we are doomed!!!
Business / Re: Union Bank Sells UK Subsidiary by Johnnydamn01: 8:56pm On Jan 28, 2020
What about helping us selling 9ja too. Since prayers no fit repair am again, Sell it scrab and take 30% we go share the remaining 70

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Religion / Re: Mbaka Says He Has 39 More Prophecies by Johnnydamn01: 1:08pm On Jan 16, 2020
MaziRidwan:
Good day/sir
I'm in dire need of your assistance. I'm a serving corp member in Abeokuta posted a ministry. They provide no accommodation nor incentives. We were told to sort accommodation by ourselves. I've been living with a friend for a while who is also a corp member but his landlord has been on his neck that we should vacate because we're about three with him in a single room. I and other corp member has made effort to rent an apartment before the deadline we were given but house is very expensive here. A single room here is about 65k and we only have 40k with us. Pls kindly assist us as you deem fit as we were given till Saturday to pack out.
God bless you.

Go and find dumamis church in your area they will accomdate you

Travel / Re: Fatal Accident Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Graphic Photos) by Johnnydamn01: 4:09pm On Jan 06, 2020
HMMM IN OLAMIDE'S RAP... VISION 2020 EGBO NIBO NA TIRI


Planet is fine. We people are bleeped !!!

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Car Talk / Re: 4 Common Problems Honda Users In Nigeria Complain About by Johnnydamn01: 6:14pm On Aug 20, 2019
DelilahMakinde:
What's that annoying noise when the a/c is on ...??

Mukaila called it belt adjuster.

I laff soteh rice dey commot my nose

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Car Talk / Re: 4 Common Problems Honda Users In Nigeria Complain About by Johnnydamn01: 6:08pm On Aug 20, 2019
post=81439813:
Always love your thread Josh!


We can relate to this,
But, After all these,
The thing is that Honda is still one of the most reliable and trusted car in Nigeria for many decades now, we think only Toyota is slightly ahead of Honda for many years till now.
HONDA ROCKS!


Hell no... Honda is shit

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Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Uwana Gives Condition To Call Off Indefinite Strike by Johnnydamn01: 3:06pm On Aug 20, 2019
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Crime / Re: Adeyemi Comfort Itunu: Missing Lady In Ilesha, Osun State by Johnnydamn01: 8:22pm On Aug 16, 2019
The post says she got missing on her way to work undecided Hmmmm naijaaaaaaaaaaa.. Anyone with Fulani heardsman cell phone number plzzz. . . embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Dolapo Badmos Celebrates 17 Years In Service As A Police Officer (Photos) by Johnnydamn01: 2:20pm On Aug 16, 2019
Inside life
Sports / Re: Harry Maguire: Man Utd Agree £80m Deal For Leicester Defender by Johnnydamn01: 7:22pm On Aug 02, 2019
LoveJesus87:
Very Clueless, dumb club. I think this club is being managed by kids without any experience in football. This boy for £80m? Can he kick the ball to the clouds or can he be in two places at the same time on the pitch?

Trying to copy Manchester city but they don't know that those one know what they are doing. Imagine Man City or Real Madrid or Barca or Bayern Munich paying £80M for the services of this boy. Only Man U.

I would they sell this club to more intelligent owners cos even this season they are going to finish 7th on the table from the back oh sorry from the front grin cheesy

Na ya own problem be that. We are ready to buy him 200millions pounds in as much him go replace smalling and jones
Sports / Re: I Already Speak Italian' - Lukaku Drops Transfer Hints Amid Juve & Inter Links by Johnnydamn01: 8:36pm On Aug 01, 2019
Jeeeessu... Lukaku for dybala? This is a daylight robbery ! We should add smalling and jones just to say thank you broz juve!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Fan, Woofer, Mounted Ipad In A Keke Napep In Surulere, Lagos by Johnnydamn01: 6:51am On Jul 24, 2019
richmind2019:
Afonja an unrealistic innovation


Maybe you should get used to it. Just came back from India e plenty there
Sports / Re: Man U Drops To 6th As Dallas Cowboys Remains Most Valuable Team by Johnnydamn01: 6:44am On Jul 24, 2019
alexistaiwo:
Waiting for Arsenal to take top spot next year after winning Premiership, FA Cup, Carling Cup, Europa League, UEFA champions league, Euros, Copa America, AFCON and of course World Cup grin



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Keep dreaming
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To The Death Of Precious Owolabi, Channels TV Corper Reporter by Johnnydamn01: 8:54am On Jul 23, 2019
I REGRET VOTING BUHARI. THE SITUATION OF THE COUNTRY GETTING WORSE. DAMN!!

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Politics / Re: I’ll Restore LG Autonomy,end Hunger – Atiku by Johnnydamn01: 7:50am On Feb 05, 2019
You won't smell that fuc***king sit. Atiku you know what? You're obviously godamn heart breaker and you're about to break the hearts of many IPOB

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