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EventsRe: IPOB Member Weds His Bride In A Jewish Way In Anambra. Photos by johnnyhandsom(m): 11:51am On Apr 10, 2018
some Nigerians are foolish. so if I'm a christian that makes me a white man automatically?
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:49pm On Feb 13, 2018
i feel like im watching some rambo shit. where the Bleep does he get this shitty ideas from?
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:38pm On Feb 13, 2018
this biggie na complete mumu o
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:23pm On Feb 13, 2018
all these shit you guys say about this mina team makes me wanna vote for them now
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:18pm On Feb 13, 2018
XML33:
Nina is just so naive. Guys who know how to run babes will fuçk Mina within 24 hours of meeting her, depending on logistics. All they just need to do is flatter her, hype themselves a bit and say sweet words.

A thin line separates naive from stupid.

Anyone who says they like Nina because of her innocence is either as naive as she is or lacks intelligence and moral sophistication.

The fact that Miracle is always with her suggests that he is also like her.

You can't see Teddy talk to Nina for more than 10 seconds. He knows she isn't on his level intellectually. For smart guys, nothing is more repulsive than an unintelligent naive girl.
nigger what the Bleep are you talking about?
CelebritiesRe: Leo Babarinde Akinola Dasilva: Meet BBNaija 2018 Housemate ! Biography & Profile by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:42pm On Feb 05, 2018
and so?
make we fry beans?
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Yorubas Disown Tobi For Begging Cee-c Who Got Angry Over Lap Dance by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:37pm On Feb 05, 2018
these agbayas get time sha
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:25pm On Feb 05, 2018
XML33:
Ranking female housemates on attractiveness.

Criteria:
Face. 10 points
Body: 10 points -
Voice and Accent: 10 points
Personality: 10 points.

1. Khloe
Face: 3
Body: 4
V&A : 4
Personality: 7
Total: 18/40

2. Anto
Face: 5
Body: 4
V&A: 9
Personality: 7
Total: 25/40

3. Vandora
Face: 3
Body: 7
V&A: 5
Personality: 6
Total: 21/40

4. Princess:
Face: 5
Body: 4
V&A: 2
Personality: 4
Total: 16/40

5. Alex
Face: 2
Body: 4
V&A: 4
Personality: 5
Total: 15/40

6. Bambam
Face: 3
Body: 4
V&A: 7
Personality: 6
Total: 20/40

7. Nina
Face: 2
Body: 3
V&A: 3
Personality: 5
Total: 13/40

8. Ifunada
Face: 4
Body: 3
V&A: 5
Personality: 5
Total: 17/40

9. Ahneeka
Face: 6
Body: 8
V&A: 7
Personality:7
Total: 28/40

10. CeCe
Face: 4
Body: 5
V&A: 4
Personality: 1
Total: 14/40
lol

niggur stop fooling yourself
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:23pm On Feb 05, 2018
[quote author=ersonleads post=64818193][/quote]lol.
niggur stop fooling yourself
PoliticsRe: Oseloka Obaze Rejects Anambra Election Results by johnnyhandsom(m): 12:45pm On Nov 21, 2017
slapandfall:
In benin where i come from, Obaze means, "This became possible because of the King."
how's is that someone's name?
PoliticsRe: Oseloka Obaze Rejects Anambra Election Results by johnnyhandsom(m): 11:46am On Nov 20, 2017
slapandfall:
Oseloka Obaze resemble Yoruba abi Benin name ooo..

So meaning Oduduwa can even rule this Igbos self.
We must be one Nigeria ooo.. You people are not going anywhere.. Na by force
so what does oseleka or obaze mean in yoruba or benin?
PoliticsRe: Did These Men Defraud Buhari in Anambra state? (pic) by johnnyhandsom(m): 6:59pm On Nov 19, 2017
dukie25:
So these men just defrauded Buhari telling him APC would win Anambra. They even gave him a fake title, chai dia ris god o
I heard Buhari spent billions hoping to win Anambra.

I think Buhari should ask for his money back.
grin grin grin
lmao grin

PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Election 2017 Results - Live Updates (Unofficial) by johnnyhandsom(m): 3:57pm On Nov 18, 2017
Joephat:
Make una dey write anything wey una like
Awka etiti without a single recorded that vote.
Yorubas
afonja spotted
CultureRe: African-American's Of Igbo Ancestry Arrives Anambra For Eri Festival-pictures by johnnyhandsom(m): 8:06pm On Nov 12, 2017
scholes0:
Is Eze Eri the King of Igbos?
priest-king:
CultureRe: African Americans Narrate History Of Igbo And Haiti Resistance Against Slavery by johnnyhandsom(m): 8:03pm On Nov 12, 2017
aFROGnjas and envy are like 5 and 6
PoliticsRe: FG Clamps Down On Online Newspapers, Blogs And Websites by johnnyhandsom(m): 1:11pm On Nov 05, 2017
nice move.
next thing to do now is to ban all political parties so that we can have only one party.
TV/MoviesRe: BeIN Network Says It Has No Agreement Or Deal With Any Nigerian Organization by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:59am On Nov 04, 2017
lol see frustration plus hypertension. bros if you like go to CIA tstv must sell
PoliticsRe: The Bible Is An African History Book - Discuss. by johnnyhandsom(m): 5:28am On Oct 29, 2017
nice
FoodRe: Two Die After Eating 'amala' In Osun by johnnyhandsom(m): 6:40am On Oct 28, 2017
Bullhari007:
why won't they die , after the queue to collect toilet broom for that ewedu soup
lol
CultureRe: History Of Oduduwa (photo) by johnnyhandsom(m): 12:21pm On Oct 26, 2017
hog wash
CelebritiesRe: Funmilayo Ransome-kuti's 117th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:22am On Oct 25, 2017
FamilyRe: Ewedu Soup Kills Policeman, His Pregnant Wife, Entire Family, 2 Dogs In Kaduna by johnnyhandsom(m): 1:25pm On Oct 23, 2017
how can people eat nonsense and call it food?

ewedu eating should be banned.
CultureRe: African American Hip Hop Rap Music Is Demonic Satanism And Sodomy by johnnyhandsom(m): 8:19pm On Oct 21, 2017
nigger lay off weeds
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Youths Support Operation Crocodile Smile by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:53pm On Oct 19, 2017
So you have two types of Negro. The old type and the new type. Most of you know the old type. When you read about him in history during slavery he was called "Uncle Tom." He was the house Negro. And during slavery you had two Negroes. You had the house Negro and the field Negro. The house Negro usually lived close to his master. He dressed like his master. He wore his master's second-hand clothes. He ate food that his master left on the table. And he lived in his master's house--probably in the basement or the attic--but he still lived in the master's house. So whenever that house Negro identified himself, he always identified himself in the same sense that his master identified himself. When his master said, "We have good food," the house Negro would say, "Yes, we have plenty of good food." "We" have plenty of good food. When the master said that "we have a fine home here," the house Negro said, "Yes, we have a fine home here." When the master would be sick, the house Negro identified himself so much with his master he'd say, "What's the matter boss, we sick?" His master's pain was his pain. And it hurt him more for his master to be sick than for him to be sick himself. When the house started burning down, that type of Negro would fight harder to put the master's house out than the master himself would. But then you had another Negro out in the field. The house Negro was in the minority. The masses-- the field Negroes were the masses. They were in the majority. When the master got sick, they prayed that he'd die. [Laughter] If his house caught on fire, they'd pray for a wind to come along and fan the breeze. If someone came to the house Negro and said, "Let's go, let's separate," naturally that Uncle Tom would say, "Go where? What could I do without boss? Where would I live? How would I dress? Who would look out for me?" That's the house Negro. But if you went to the field Negro and said, "Let's go, let's separate," he wouldn't even ask you where or how. He'd say, "Yes, let's go." And that one ended right there. So now you have a twentieth- century-type of house Negro. A twentieth-century Uncle Tom. He's just as much an Uncle Tom today as Uncle Tom was 100 and 200 years ago. Only he's a modern Uncle Tom. That Uncle Tom wore a handkerchief around his head. This Uncle Tom wears a top hat. He's sharp. He dresses just like you do. He speaks the same phraseology, the same language. He tries to speak it better than you do. He speaks with the same accents, same diction. And when you say, "your army," he says, "our army." He hasn't got anybody to defend him, but anytime you say "we" he says "we." "Our president," "our government," "our Senate," "our congressmen," "our this and our that." And he hasn't even got a seat in that "our" even at the end of the line. So this is the twentieth-century Negro. Whenever you say "you," the personal pronoun in the singular or in the plural, he uses it right along with you. When you say you're in trouble, he says, "Yes, we're in trouble." But there's another kind of Black man on the scene. If you say you're in trouble, he says, "Yes, you're in trouble." [Laughter] He doesn't identify himself with your plight whatsoever. SOURCE: X, Malcolm.
PoliticsRe: Operation Python Dance: Igbos March To Aso Rock Villa To Commend Buhari by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:41pm On Oct 19, 2017
lol. yorubas claiming igbos.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Youths Support Operation Crocodile Smile by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:27pm On Oct 19, 2017
lol. what do you expect from house niggers?
PoliticsRe: Monkeypox Scare: Wike Works With IPOB - Rivers APC by johnnyhandsom(m): 8:16pm On Oct 18, 2017
sanpipita:
Mud politics, all about throwing accusations no prove or substance, APC rivers don't even know they are helping Wike solidify his support by saying he works for IPOB
you're a smart man
PoliticsRe: Monkeypox Scare: Wike Works With IPOB - Rivers APC by johnnyhandsom(m): 8:13pm On Oct 18, 2017
lol apc is a mumu party
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: N'delta Militants Kidnapped 4 British Citizens by johnnyhandsom(m): 8:02pm On Oct 18, 2017
nigerian army have kidnapped them to blackmail the niger delta militants
PoliticsRe: Where And How Do Fulani Herdsmen Get Their Guns? by johnnyhandsom(m): 5:55am On Oct 18, 2017
ask buratai
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Military Burns Innocent People Homes In Edo by johnnyhandsom(m): 5:54am On Oct 18, 2017
grin lol

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