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PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Give Jonathan October Ultimatum To End Bokoharam Activities by johnnyhandsom(m): 12:25am On Aug 12, 2014
voltron: GEJ has been given an ultimatum to solve a problem they created. hmmm grin
. Aboki will always be Aboki no matter what.
HealthRe: I Started The Saltwater Ebola Cure Rumor I Truely Am Sorry by johnnyhandsom(m): 3:04pm On Aug 08, 2014
DRealGeesam1: I swear if anyone insults me i will insult rubbbish comot for him body.
I even came quickly to appologize and some people want to be showing big head here.
Mtchw
. Stupiddd biiitch I'm suprised you're not cooling off your heading in a police cell already.
HealthRe: Salt Therapy For Ebola- Dangerous Rumour by johnnyhandsom(m): 2:49pm On Aug 08, 2014
That piece of crapp that started this rumor should be arrested and prosecuted
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by johnnyhandsom(m): 3:43pm On Jul 28, 2014
shymexx: Dayuuum!

This is Nigerianistan!

Terrible systematic ethnic cleansing and chaos within a certain axis in the country that will likely boomerang soon. I don't think the other side will let it slide. They will most likely fight back when the chips are down.

Mogadishu definitely has sister cities in Nigeria...where my Somali nyggahs at?
. Na you dey kill yourselves na you dey complain.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by johnnyhandsom(m): 3:38pm On Jul 28, 2014
ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Since pressure was plunged on GEJ to retire Ihejirika amidst rumors of genocide by the Northern Leaders,Nigeria has never been the same
again....
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. Don't mind them.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by johnnyhandsom(m):
ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] This a failure of Intellgience until government do away with nepotism,favouritism and enthrone meritocracy such that square pegs are on square holes in our security organisations then defense lapses like this will be a regular occurence... [/color]
. You're right on the money. They think say intelligence gathering na beans.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by johnnyhandsom(m): 3:32pm On Jul 28, 2014
safarigirl: So they have colonised Borno, they're now off to colonise Kano on their way to their Sharia state....FG is not in control of this country. We don't have a government.

Military take-over is long overdue, coups were started on far more trivial matters.

Update:
It's another female suicide bomber...where did the Boko boys get these female bombers suddenly? The Chibok girls have been radicalised
. #TakeBackOurGirls
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by johnnyhandsom(m): 3:23pm On Jul 28, 2014
WIZGUY69: For christ sake, what's all this? what has the people of kano done to boko haram that they are killing them in mass like this? and as for those cowards typing good! don't worry the will soon come to your doorstep and wipe all of you from your enclave (s/east), they have already started it to your brothers in the North, that's the price for leaving your enclave for other man's region.
keep on typing good, that was all what your uncles said in the year 1967.
ask ojukwu, your lord of war.
. Shut up you fucktardd
PoliticsRe: Enugu Market Explosion: One Feared Dead, Sevearl Injured by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:15pm On Jul 19, 2014
size38: Where are those Igbo rats that always shout here on NL that if any bomb goes off in any part of Igbo land that Naija will be history? Where are they? Boko Haram is knocking on ur door now. The first bomb has gone off let's see what happens from here.
. Mooron
PoliticsRe: Enugu Market Explosion: One Feared Dead, Sevearl Injured by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:14pm On Jul 19, 2014
ChristyG: be deceiving urself and wishing others evil.the evil will come back to u and ur shithole region(it is already happening sef)8-)
. Uchu gbaa gi there! Nne gi shithole
PoliticsRe: Enugu Market Explosion: One Feared Dead, Sevearl Injured by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:11pm On Jul 19, 2014
Scyllapatron: with all their holy water, holy sticker, anointed oil, holyghost fire, holy ghost thunder, etc, they still need a scientific equipment to protect themselves? grin grin
. Are you mocking God?
BusinessRe: My Experience With A Nigerian SAMPA Boy In Guangzhou, China by johnnyhandsom(m): 8:34pm On Jul 19, 2014
And if he comes back will you give him money to do business with?
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by johnnyhandsom(m): 6:37pm On Jul 10, 2014
devour129: La ba ha ,o Ka ha si la nne gi
. Laba fa, o ka fa si la nne gi
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by johnnyhandsom(m): 6:35pm On Jul 10, 2014
Onwebe ihe ihuru gi ana akpokeshi. Transl: you have not seen anything and you are worrying yourself.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by johnnyhandsom(m): 3:57pm On Jul 10, 2014
GPA5: CAN EVERYBODY SEES WHAT I AM TAKING ABOUT? THIS LANGUAGE IS NOT MARKETABLE, NOT MAKING SENSE.
. Nkita rachaa gi ike. Ewu awusa.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by johnnyhandsom(m): 1:49pm On Jul 10, 2014
GPA5: GO AND LISTEN TO CHIDINMA'S SONG - JANKOLIKO, EMI NI BALLER. SHE USED YORUBA AND ENGLISH MOST


DR SID /DONJAZZY - SURULERE. THEY BOTH USE YORUBA AND ENGLISH IN THE SONG

JUST TO MENTION A FEW.

#IT'S EASIER FOR YORUBA UPCOMING ARTISTES TO HIT THE LIMELIGHT THAN THE IBO UPCOMING ARTISTES WITH THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE.

DON'T YOU THINK OF IT THAT YOUR IBO ARTISTES DO COME SOUTH WEST BEFORE THEY CAN MAKE IT.
. Anyi anugo. Ngwa ripu je racha ofe mmanu gi kanyi kuru ume.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:55am On Jul 10, 2014
Aadewals: ;DMaybe, better understood in Igbo launguage
Can't see any humor in the English translation o...lol
. Ewu awusa.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:54am On Jul 10, 2014
Onye nna ya duiri oshi na eji ukwu agbawa uzo.
RomanceRe: Can You Trust Your Best Friend With Your Partner? by johnnyhandsom(m): 5:48pm On Jun 30, 2013
Its only a naïve person that thinks there is someone that can be trusted. Put a "trusted person" in a particular situation and you will see him or her err.
You may assure your partner that you trust him or her, but don't put him or her in a difficult situation all in the name of trust.
Your partner may be a trustworthy person, but some people are like animals that can't control themselves. Don't use your partner as a bait. Nobody is perfect.
FamilyRe: Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery In Jos by johnnyhandsom(m): 4:10pm On Jun 14, 2013
Well this kind of thing will be a license for me to Bleep other men's wives
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Claims She Is Pretty To Work by johnnyhandsom(m): 5:36pm On May 20, 2013
See Alinga okporoko looking like zombie. nonsense, 'ndi pretty' mtcheew
RomanceRe: "I Slept With My Boss To Give My Boyfriend A Job" by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:08am On May 20, 2013
Good for you.
Next time sleep with your boss to get your boyfriend promoted.
CrimeRe: Girl Stabs Her Classmate To Death For Attempted Rape by johnnyhandsom(m): 1:43pm On May 13, 2013
Stuupid people.
What were you doing in a mans house after 6pm?
Serves both of you right.
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus' Beautiful "Tribute" To Her Mum by johnnyhandsom(m): 9:28pm On May 12, 2013
Coming from a slut. Rubbish
RomanceRe: How To Know If Your Partner Is Obsessed With You by johnnyhandsom(m): 1:04pm On May 12, 2013
Bharbieface: true love u say ah dont fink so...it wud mke u feel insecure, am xperiencing 1 presently....its gotten worse dah ah cant even socialize anyow wit gals...she has even chased 4 of my gfs by calln dem to stay off
Listen to yourself 'four of my girlfriends'
RomanceRe: How To Know If Your Partner Is Obsessed With You by johnnyhandsom(m): 11:53am On May 12, 2013
BarbieBlues: I like dat!!! grin grin Ure obviously d better nd more matured person. Some fools will jst b uttering tyns d knw nfn abt. Mtchewww angry
Fools like you two. Birds of the same feather fooling themselves.
RomanceRe: How To Know If Your Partner Is Obsessed With You by johnnyhandsom(m): 10:21am On May 12, 2013
poshdiva: Lol @ some of the comments here. I dated someone who exhibited most of the characteristics in the OPs post. Overly possessive, monitors my every move, i was his password to every thing. Any little argument and he is already in tears.

I used to think it was love until he threatened me if i ever left him. When i realised he was serious, i cut off all communication.

Its getting to 2 years now and he still calls at odd hours of the day..2am, 12am. I would pick the call, he wont say anything at all until i have to cut the call. He does this often. Tell me that isnt obsession!

I never told him i was leaving him because i was scared. I just stopped picking his calls and blocked him on all social networks. There were times i used to feel like he could kill anybody that got in his way. After i ended it, i didnt date anybody for over 7 months just to be on the safe side so he doesnt come after me or the person.
I bet you the guy will be better of without you considering the level of harlotry you must have been into then for him to become paranoid monitoring you
RomanceRe: How To Know If Your Partner Is Obsessed With You by johnnyhandsom(m):
My friend if you want to marry a prostitute for a wife that's your business. Don't force it down our throat.

Its idiots like this who are not and have never being in a relationship that create the impression that its okay to sleep around

With rate of STIs and HIV all over this damn country one has to know who he is bleeping with
RomanceRe: Caught My Fiancee Cheating, Should I Go Ahead by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:39pm On May 10, 2013
Make her take a blood oath. It will scare the shi.ts out of her
FamilyRe: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by johnnyhandsom(m): 6:17am On May 10, 2013
Iykeponti: AJO NWA si azu ulo ba nne ya afo! grin grin
Lol. Rapu mu na onye ofe mmanu kanyi kwata ya
FamilyRe: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by johnnyhandsom(m): 7:25pm On May 09, 2013
biolabee: Thanks.. more importantly shame for the guy...
its just words though but not surprised at his uncouthedness
Jee taa ncha smileylol
FamilyRe: Broken & Dejected: Found Out Wife Is Having An Affair With A Family Friend. by johnnyhandsom(m): 5:46pm On May 09, 2013
biolabee: make sure u prepare for prison life and soap thinz grin

hey fish can you pick up the soap for me
Ikpu gbawa nne gi there anumpama

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