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ajf: Baba, Liverpool Don win yesterday na, why u dey vex??

Lwkm.... I dey happy for una o.

Alomo FC dey win! . Free drink go dey area one beer palour today.

Ameobi which level na

WHAT A SHOT!

^^ I am impressed with your specs and price. Pls could u be more specific about the model?

^^^ Thanks. More comments pls.

Hello fellow NLders. I currently have a budget of 70k to purchase a new laptop but I don't know which one to acquire. My desired specs are as follows :
3GB RAM.
300GB of HDD or more.
Normal screen size.
Bluetooth.
Wifi.
Any brand is ok.
I am more concerned about the RAM.

I just finished watching season one this morning. I can categorically tell you that the series is very very ok. Charlie still have that comic magic. Note, season one is just 10 episodes.

Evergreen4: Aww, such love….
When Sunmbo Ajaba, the mother of two
of 2face Idibia’s children married the
General Overseer of Royal Christian
centre, pastor David Olatunde Adeoye
last week, wagging tongues did not let
sleeping dogs lie.
You will recall Sunmbo is a staunch
member of the church and also a member
of the church choir and she courted
Pastor Adeoye for about a year.
Well, to the wagging tongues, Pastor
Adeoye who lost his first wife in 2011,
has a message for you:
“I love this woman” Pastor
Adeoye says “With this woman
there’s no dull moment. She
makes me complete. When you
lose something and you regain it
from somewhere else, you
should know how it feels. She’s
the love of my life” turns to
Sunmbo ” I will forever be there
for you”

dailystar.com.ng/2013/07/31/pastor-adeoye-finally-reveals-why-he-married-2faces-baby-mama-sunmbo-ajaba/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=pastor-adeoye-finally-reveals-why-he-married-2faces-baby-mama-sunmbo-ajaba

The guy Nor dey smile at all

I Was in oil mill/elelenwo area recently. I can tell you mtn 2g is better than what Glo call 3g. Not to mention the fact that the network was so erratic during my visit.

A Cambridge University educated
research scientist is so desperate to live
the life of a wheelchair-bound person she
is prepared to pay a doctor help her
become disabled.
She wears leg braces and uses a
wheelchair, even though her legs are
healthy. Chloe spends most of her time in
a wheelchair, but has to get out for
various household tasks and walk down
the steps to her car.
Since childhood, Chloe Jennings-White has
made several attempts at injuring herself
so she can finally climb into her own
wheelchair.In 2010 she even found a
doctor overseas willing to help her
become disabled by cutting her sciatic
and femoral nerves, but she could not
afford the £16,000 costs.
‘I might never be able to afford it, but I
know, truly and deeply, I won’t regret it
if I ever can,’ she said
Chloe, 58, from Salt Lake City, Utah,
suffers from a rare condition called Body
Integrity Identity Disorder, or BIID.
Sufferers do not accept one of their own
limb or limbs and seek to amputate them
or become paraplegic
Some experts believe it is caused by a
neurological fault, in which the brain’s
mapping system cannot see a certain
body part.The Cambridge graduate
believes both of her legs do not belong to
her and dreams of being paralysed from
the waist down.
‘Something in my brain tells me my legs
are not supposed to work,’ she said.
‘Having any sensation in them just feels
wrong.’
For years she bandaged herself secretly,
but now lives openly with her condition
despite facing intolerance, insults, and
sometimes online threats.
Chloe first realised she was different at
the age of four, after visiting her Aunt
Olive, who was using leg braces after a
bike accident.
‘I wanted them too,’ she said. ‘I
wondered why I wasn’t born needing
them and felt something was wrong with
me because I didn’t have them.’
At the age of nine, Chloe even took action
and pedalled her bike off a four-foot high
acting stage on Hampstead Heath, north
London, landing on her neck.
‘I only wanted to stop my legs working
but could have broken my neck or died,’
she added.
From then on, Chloe lived out her fantasy
in secret, pretending to be disabled when
alone, playing risky sports and climbing
trees in the hope of hurting her legs.
Now, as an adult, Chloe enjoys the
excitement of downhill skiing and the
possibility she might fall and suffer
serious leg fractures.
‘I ski extremely fast, and aim for the
most dangerous runs .’Doing any activity
that brings a chance of me becoming
paraplegic gives me a sense of relief from
the anxiety caused by the BIID.’My
friends and family can get a little worried
about me skiing, as they know I ski very
aggressively and they know that in the
back of my mind I actually want to get
paralysed.’ I can’t afford to convert my
home for disabled access so I just use the
chair as much as I can,’ she said.
She fantasises about having a car crash
without hurting anyone else just so she
can damage her own legs.
‘Any time when I’m driving I sort of
conjure up accident scenarios in my mind
where I will become paraplegic,’ she
admitted.

http://dailystar.com.ng/2013/07/22/meet-the-woman-who-asked-doctors-to-cut-her-spinal-cord-to-fufill-her-desire-of-using-a-wheelchair/

Bros u try jor. Bhet this ur big nose na Em spoil matter.

See what I got from Twitter :

@Quadry_mohammed: Our prophet married a 6yr old girl. if u r muslim n u support #childnotbride,u b very big fool""


Perverts!!!

Bloody pedophilic patients.

Vincent gorgeos: I'm begining to hate nairaland over the way they post inconsequential issues, is annie a topic of discuss? please if u guys are tired of educating and news trend then shut down.

You need to lighten up a bit bruh, everything is not about politics and education.
Frankly speaking, peeps who are more intelligent and successful than you are in all ramifications are viewing the same thread you condemned.

You go think say money boku for their hand but if malaria catch them now, them go say make Nigerian helep them.
*just thinking aloud*

Rocking DROID vpn steadily. Thanks a lot guys.
Still manageable for now.

Rockyfancino: someone kind enough should help me buy a pc. i'll be 17 years in a few months time, it has never happend in my family that a young boy like me have a pc at this my age. i graduated from secondary school in 2011. but i havn't even written any jamb exams till now, because i know that even if i gain admission, it'll just be horrible because, i will not even be able to eat. i dont even like talking of my life on the internet, but am so frustrated. what i intend to do with a pc is build mobile apps and put it on google play store. i'll appreciate if someone help me. please remember that, i'm not a fraudster

YOU CLAIMED TO BE BROKE BUT WANT TO PURCHASE 35K PHONE LAST MONTH.
I QUOTE YOU:

I wanted to buy the ace2 but with the ace3 now out, I would consider that. for those saying the f7 is better, you are such a learner. you need to see the benchmark of the ace2 running on jelly bean. a stunning 50fps for gaming. so imagine what the ace3 would be like.
well I would buy this ace3 shall if its not over 35k. but if its way higher, I would manage the f7 with its annoying long time it takes to charge (that's the only thing I have against tecno).[/quote]FROM YOUR PROFILE YOU ARE MALE AND YOUR PICTURE ALSO AGREE WITH THAT BUT FROM YOUR POST BELOW YOU CLAIMED TO BE A FEMALE HERE ON NAIRALAND LAST MONTH.
TELL ME HOW YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO DEFRAUD PEOPLE WITH YOUR COCK AND BULL STORY?

Rockyfancino: NL guys....
Pls i need someone to fund my Liberty Reserve account with $10.99, am so tired i cant go to the bank for any transaction. And pls dont insult me oo.
Note: am a girl.

Drunk......

ezeh isaac: How can i get it in ph?

A lady bought it for 16000 in a shop opposite second artillery bustop today. I can't remember the name of the shop.
L3 was on my mind until I saw the price. I opted for P3 which is still 13k.

Abeg e be like say I no fit stream videos with alpha splash using ucweb. Abeg make una confirm for me.

Omo see knuckle

Law naza: lol,guy abeg na,maybe modern combat,gta or pes

You have 50mb and you are mentioning MC and PES? you are funny my brother.

Anyway, download subway surfer or angry birds. They are both around 30mb and interesting too.

With all the comments above, none of ya'll downloaded the music except Colly.

Lemme wait a lil bit for more comments.

You guys are really doing a great job.
Am currently on alpha splash and like someone said, I can't download some Applications on Google plus like opera mini.
It will be nice if you can look into this soon.

You are the best guys.

It's so easy. Just follow the link below

http://brainrex..com/2012/12/how-to-root-tecno-n3-android-phone.html?m=1

Free to ask me anything on whatsapp on

Oh ate oh sis wan wan nine for five for five.

Looking at the topic, I know the intention of the op is to mock GEJ.
I guessed right.

I have a hunch this is going to be 'gooder' than the previous roms. I'm definitely porting to it.
*waiting *

I hang mine on the......... Oops, thread is for ladies *runs outta thread *

sam4xadams: Didn't he know that CCTV be watching him? crap

Are you blaming him for getting caught?