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lapazi:
i feel sorry for you and this your poverty mentality...so because he drove a Range she should give him her number...what of if he is a yahoo boy or a ritualist....BE CAREFUL

the guy just got promotion from gateman to driver lastweek

The guy was my driver I know him

Maamin:
….. She thought the Guy was a Broke guy, So she gave him a Wrong Number.

This certain girl gave one young guy her number in Shoprite and in front of her the guy entered his Range Rover and she started shouting wrong number...smh!

All these City girls with Timid Mentality na so dem dey take miss beta opportunity……  Why e dey difficult to talk true for the first time Ordinary number you no fit give

And to all the Babes that promise us they are gonna get Married in 2015, Just want to remind you all we’re already in November

Let the bashing begins!

Freakypinky:
I've always imagined what it's like to meet a guy on Nairaland.
This dude is very active on the forum and I've read most of his threads including his Diaries especially the Epic one.
I really like to meet him and I'm not sure how that's gonna be possible




*Now I'm happy*.

possible.its me oya contact me now I dey wai

hopelink1:
when did d marriage waye?

they never born you by then, thank you.

Do not, this is reality, in this situation! Get up one morning, order the house help out of ur house,if ur wife say a word,slap her but small. U r protecting har interest anyway if she didn't see doom coming. If you do it once! You will do it 100000 times trust me and you will never enjoy ur wife's anymore.

Codyt:
This is for some obvious reasons. My wife is very sharp, I mean, she is such an intelligent woman and can easily trace this true confession to me. For the fact that I love her so much, I cannot let a thing fall in-between us. That is why I have kept this as top-secret till today; but I will have to let this out of the bag.I’m not oblivious of the fact that most issues of this nature are blamed on the men whom most of us see as womanizers; but mine is a different thing entirely. I’m not a womanizer. I have tried everything possible to make sure that this girl-my house girl leaves my house, but my wife will always insist she stays.
I’m a pastor, but I also work as a civil servant. I would have loved to write further about where I live, but for the same reason why I can’t mention my name, I can’t tell you where I’m writing from.

This young lady was brought to my house by my wife sometimes in 2010, and had just completed her secondary education last year. She is supposed to pick up a form for her higher education because she is related to my wife; distant relation, sort of.

Frankly, she has been very good, and has been taking care of my only daughter since my wife put to bed late last year. Her presence is a big relief to me and wife because we are both very busy people. My wife works with a bank, and sometimes come home around 8-9pm.

Lately, this young girl has summoned courage to seduce me; to be sincere, she is tempting me.
I often return to the house ahead of my wife. Sometimes, because of hold-up and other issues, I will get in around 5-6pm. She started by running to embrace me with her transparent-short gown to welcome me each time I knock, on arrival. I was shocked the very day she did that. I felt so embarrassed. “Even if I had traveled to space…hun!

This one is just too much… hun!” I soliloquized in my bedroom after she had dropped my office bag and ran out to get my food. This continued for 3 weeks. Sometimes, her boobs will just slip out of her ‘top’ and she will simply apologize. My wife has never met her on that gown as she wears another cloth when it’s almost time for my wife to return. I have developed double minds about her. I have had different evil thoughts since this whole thing started. The one that happened last was the way she sat facing me, with her legs wide opened. I left the food that I was eating and walked to the bathroom to do nothing in particular. I had thought she would adjust as soon as I returned, but she didn’t budge. I think I fell into her trap finally that day. I almost had it with her when I grabbed her, and she jumped at me. We started that regrettable romance before God intervened with the sharp cry of my baby. That was what saved the day.

The next day, I had told my wife that we should send her away, but she vehemently refused to accept my suggestion. She had asked me to give some reasons why we should send her away, and I had told her that she was getting so stubborn and lazy; hence, she is as good as no House-help.

My wife who claimed she had never experienced that had accused me of formulating things against the lady. She told me that I wanted her out of the house because I had seen that she will soon secure admission into the higher institution, and I will soon begin to pay for her school fees. I couldn’t tell her the truth, because something tells me it will be disastrous. I just felt I could handle the matter in the most professional way. But right now, things have gone out of hands since the past 2 weeks. I have done virtually everything that can be considered dirty with her except that I have not done it with her yet. What’s keeping me from doing it is my conscience and for the fact that I can’t do that in my matrimonial home.

That sin will be so grievous, I know. She had asked me repeatedly last week if she can meet me in any of the hotels around town this weekend since my wife will be around then. She has just Saturday and Sunday to take care of her hair and visit friends, and she wants to use that opportunity to have me all to herself. Now, I’m contemplating on this issue. All I need is your advice; Saturday is just 5 days from today, and I can’t make up my mind on what to do. I love my wife, but I think I’m becoming so foolish in the name of being faithful. Please, tell me; should I do it or not? It has gotten to the level where I cannot tell my wife the truth because she won’t even believe, since I had told her a different story before. She will see it as blackmail. Your reaction will either encourage me or discourage me, even though my mind beats faster, and something tells me to do it. Should I?




Source:
bbmspy..nl/2015/11/please-help-my-house-girl-is-tempting.html?m=1

but make sure you never do it before because the house help will fight back.

ediko5:
Come, the fact that you have a job doesn't mean you should mock someone here. the op said the second job will be providing daily transport fare for him and up to 25k monthly and that he plans to leave within a year. so this is a part time job for him and you are here talking trash.

do you know how many graduates that have spent years looking for such jobs in this country due to unemployment?

or do you have a job for the OP?



who be this bush man sef?
maybe you'll give him a job from your company. since you are blind or so naive so see the unemployment rate In this country.

ur opinion may quit diff from others but must you insult! All nigerian youth are into this mess altogether, we r just trying to frown at the way most employer take advantage of situation to ridicu graduates.if I tell you my experience, you will provok and insult employer sef,u see all those called part time Job with ridiculous pay will use you like Machine but I agree with you that Op can start somewhere at least have experience of what we r saying.

AsherStorm:
Went for 2 interviews for marketing posts today and I did well in the test and interview but the pay and condition seems ridiculous.

Company A said my basic salary will be between 25k and 35k and also commission on whatever customers I bring in but the worst part is I have to sign a year BOND with them and should in case I wann leave before one year, my guarantors will pay whatever is left to be met on my target...

Company B said my basic salary will be between 20k and 25k and also commission on sales or deals I get for the company... This one has no clause of BOND.

Tfare to either one I choose is btw 200 and 300 daily and I will be living in a place where I'd have to be feeding myself.

Please advise me on whether to wait for better opportunities or take one of the two offers.

Thanks

NB: I'm a BSC holder

you should know you haven't got any Job! That's not a Job if you ask me, the salary can't even pay TP let alone of feeding! The worst is you can never get time to go for another interview! Ignor them both and pray to God for better offer, those people? When they use you finish, they will make you blame God out of fraustration trust me! I'm speaking from experience.

damton:
This is extortion. every worker deserves a modest pay for his service rendered.

I don't even know what to say! My heart bleed for Op consedering what she went thru! If na me, that wicked employer must pay me and sack me at thesame time but I don't want to teach Op Violence.

Airforce1:
What's this life turning into?
I just broke up with this girl like 6months ago only for me to discover the new guy shes bleeping right now s my neighbour next building.

I think its crazy.

I feel like letting her know tis wrong.. but I dont want her to start thinking maybe I got jealous and want to take her away from her new man.
I dont go back to my vormit

**I brokeup with her because I got tired of the relationship.
Just want to be friends.**

Not a bad thing she got a new man.. but must it be my neighbour??

you convict urself,crusify urself,and bury urself. Jelous all over you! You still miss her style of fu* king shey. Go beg her to come back or let her enjoy herself when it last!

Pls Note that Bisi Akande is not smiling up there, it just a decease open teeth

biochea:
4 bedroom duplex with BQ located in festac area of lagos state for sale. contact mr. Paul on 08060099341. don't miss dz opportunity!

hope this is not a SCAM?

Deborahj:
He is a Teenager,

ok joker! Confirmed, is She not He

tobimillar:
The guy tried to protect his babe

15years old him babe? Offence No 2

Dahveydson:
Just hope your boss is not on Nairaland and this doesn't make FP.

even if the boss is seun's friend. He no go do anything, we know their type! Na 30k over sabi boss they pay as salary, it makes no diff if they sack.

lastpage:
Sorry l did not... though l must concede that l attended school in an era when all manner of shenanigans (scrounge, odu, expo, se.x-for-marks, cultism, e.t.c) was considered an anathema by parents and students alike.

I feel sorry for people like you!



Lastpage!

who is this werey?

We now see Buhari is an old man with wisdom! Ministarian position was delayed for a very good reason, 1) he studied the rot in all ministry got facts, sack all the permanent secretries. 2) he scruitnice all nominated ministers with the help of media hilabalooo to chalenge them of task ahead.3) this suprise stuff. He(buhari) now make office of the minister a serious stuff not a joke situation when PDP plays with ministries as source of income for politicians! Now we r geting there

lastpage:
STOP your Sarcasm!.... Fashola is NEVER a MAGICIAN.... but a honest, hardworking and dedicated Nigerian.

*ALL Roads cant be okay, even in year 3099..... but Fashola will try his best to repair and build as many as possible..... if funds are available

*You wont have electricity 24/7 even if you go and leave inside Power Plant but Fashola will ensure that infrastructure that would give us value for money and power for the maximum possible times, are put in place and functioning

*As per Housing, it all depends on Money being made available to his Ministry! With rapidly dwindling price of oil, l think the Government will be able to provide less and less amount of money for housing projects but we should be happy that whatever little is produced, someone with the integrity and diligence level of Fashola will put it to good use.

More importantly, l think he will be up and doing on ensuring that those obstacles that prevent individuals from building their own homes, are removed permanently.
That should be our focus.


BTW: To be given such humongous level of responsibility points to the fact that FAshola is one in 180million, in this country.

Eko o'nibaje..... Nigeria o'nibaje..... Go Fashy-Boy...Go!!



Lastpage!

I know you read english thank you

Omotayor123:
God!!!

title of the movie pls make I go buy watch abeg.

This man is heading to highest office trust me! I still wonder how one man go solve 80% of nigerian problems as a responsiblity! Imagine 'WORK' "POWER" ""HOUSING"" they for kuma join agriculture for him so we no our life depend on God and fashola. If he eventually perform magic and we get light 24hrs,all our roads become smooth nation wide, housing scheme for low income earners. Imagine what Nigerians will be clamouring 2023. BRF for president.

bettercreature:
I'm tired of those igbo guys,they always look for a way to cause tribal war

I espect them to keep protesting and forget anything about nigeria. Yeye Igbo.

Sweetyie:
My sons una doh oh. Oya come chop dis egusi soup n garri

watin be that? Is that a poison sory pot of soup?


Back to d topic, congrat to GE

NOBODYY:
I don't know why people are believing this shit
Immidiately you see "igberetvnews" just know its a fvcking lie

Its a propaganda website created by biafrans

despite Gej did nothing in S/E Igbo flat headed people still pledge their loyalty to him! Do you know why? Their agenda was to colapse the economic of Nigeria completely then they will start agitation, by this time,nigerian govt will lack capacity to stop Biafra! Its only igbo tribe will support a thief not because he's justify but because they want our economy to collapse. But thank God Jonathan lost out. Now that mission failed again, they resulted to propaganda! If they try 100 times, they shall fail 200 times.

Mishydoo:
THIS IS NOT A PORTFOLIO TO JOKE WITH...Y NOT GIVE IT TO A MORE EXPERIENCED PERSON NI

experience person like stella oduan abi? Ode!

Chidexter:
hahaha.
Wrong number ko, wrong alphabet ni.

Anyway, d guy fit be ordinary driver sha lol

lol! Ur brain is sharper than every1 here, funny guy.

divinehand2003:
Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan for 2019..........
He is the chosen one for PDP!!!!
HE WILL DELIVER Nigeria from all forms of evil.
pls vote GEJ!!!!!!!

were alaso(mad man in siut/cloth).

nikkiking:
just say your in love with he's red lips .

Mind you.....that no fridge, it's air conditioner in a hotel room .

that is a small thermocool fridge blind man.

IndianaJay:
We have heard you although no need to open thread because of this.

this is one of them.

rottennaija:
Don't mind the fools... Why would buhari interfere? Didn't he recently appoint the same woman as a minister?

one day, I broke a egg, there was no yoke inside, I discorvered snake has leaked the yoke! That's how PDP/Snake endup Leaked some people's brain.

Qelvin:
Yoruba m.o.r.o.n let me educate a bit on the Nigerian civil war dimwit...you lots- I mean Yoruba imbeciles were recruited massively to fight as cannon fodders following the ill-fated midwest invasion by the Biafrans, it son record that of all the ethnic groups that fought against Biafrans,the yoruba roaches recorded the heaviest casualties...the three botched attempts by your imbecilic army to cross over the river Niger to Onitsha, a disaster of its own that resulted in tens of thousands of Nigerian worthless lives had a bulk of Yoruba soldiers in it, same for the Abagana ambush and Owerri debacle not forgetting the Nigerian disaster at Oguta sector, in all this events it was interesting to note how the smarter Hausas stayed behind at the rear giving orders to the usual idiotic yorubas to advance to their death, Adekunle was probably the closest to the best yorubas could produce throughout the war,and his so called ''successes" were only because he employed savage and tactless means to win a war he ended up not winning...he thought PH,Calabar,and Uyo where he enjoyed massive support from minorities and saboteurs would be a walk in the park situation in Iboland, till the demented midget ran into real combat in Owerri,Aba,and Umuahia...nobody told him before he packed up his thrash and fled to Lagos with lame excuses before he was demoted to a mere traffic warder in Lagos for disciplinary issues.

from ur stupidity, you admitted you were defeated by federal troops! Ok no wahala, federal troops will still do it again.

ikechu1278:
What stopping you from joining Nigerian army now? Didn't you know war is already happening or do you think boko haram na comedy show?

Oya everyone come see coward wey dey chest beat for here. If they carry gun give you, you go waka run dey scream for help while peeing yourself yet you dey online dey play superman. Onye Ara!!

if u go back to history,nigerian govt made an emergency reqriutment in yoruba land. We went to the frontline and weep igbo nyansh badly. Put that to ur stinking smelly brain thesame senerio is about to repeat itself and this time! You will not be allow to surender, it must be fight to finish. ODE!