₦airaland Forum

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?



Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.


The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

keep ur nyansh now, if a guy is too patient, nNa go complain he's too dull for my likens. no time for any sakara ladies nowadays.

idontaya:
If I was ur bro, what wld you advice me to do?

guy come! stop disturbing person here, the one u love is blacklisted, the other one u dont love, make we con advice u to play on the inocent girl's heart abi or caryy liability wey go make u reduce weight in week? go look for anoda 1 asap

gunners160:
Na dis kind topic dey sweet to read but instead of dem imposing 1.4 tri on Mtn they should just tell Mtn to give NIGERIANS free kalling and free browsing for 1year. HOW UNA C HAM

this is what u get when country is too weak and those in charge are useless, any animal can take us for granted like mtn is doing rit now! XENOPHOBIA kills and distroy many bussnes in SA nigeria govt did nothing, mtn are aiding terorism, they still get guts to go court.

BrianRoss:
he looks happy been in there

taking pictures to remember his day at d prison, dats nice

A ticket to become PRESIDENT

jaylister:
http://www.hygist.com/2015/12/7-key-ways-to-beat-your-girlfriendwife.html

For some time now men have been seriously accused of beating their wife. Ask me and I will tell you it is irresponsible for any man to beat her wife or girlfriend (either of the two). But then there are some other ways we can do this without actually touching or hitting them physically Don’t ask whether it is by denying them of cash – absoluwife and children is lazy and not worthy to be called a man.
Meanwhile this is applicable for everybody. When you have problem with your wife or girlfriend:
1. If she refuses to cook for you show her that you too can equally do the cooking ( this is not for everybody as not every guys know how to cook) or you can buy already cooked food outside, bring it home and eat iher and make her to feel jealous…
2. You can also visit the Mr. Big, Genesis or any tantalizer with your children without your wife. if








there is no money, go to a close restaurant
3. If you have sexy body with hairy chest or smooth body this can be of an advantage (Pls don’t ask me if guys are sexy – swagger).
ishilove, lalasticlala

taaaa with that number five oh, some women will just poison u. case closed

merizy:
uhmmm wat a dick

it can enter u easily dont wory

pyyxxaro:
Who removed my pot from fire??

Na me remove am, the yam porridge don don

Naim I comot am from fire

I de hungry Pastor, nor vex

lol, that remind me when i was in 100 level in university, i dey cook concotion infront of my hostel,i enter make i go carry salt, b4 i return, my pot of rice became illussion, i begging shout, who carry my pot here

slimzypink:
I have a 23yr old best friend that has never been asked out. Like no guy has ever approached her, and she's so fine. Sigh, I don't even understand anymore

if na you, me nor fit aproach u oh because ur profile pix is too scary

Nyore5:
Check this out too. Couldn't stop laughing when I first saw it

lacasera botle can never be my bleasing, i wll drop it nothing will happen

Tobilastik:
Congrats to him

BTW
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you people that do check your HIV status every three three months... Continue, one day, you'll see what you're looking for

funny, but true talk,

ziccoit:
And some of them would still come here to defend those thieves.

na that one dey pain me pass

Holatunde007:
Wooooooh majek my hero

ur hero? meaning at q point u l go mad,then bounce back. HERO

iceberylin:
Taking sexual advice from a Virgin

thesame thing that cost chelsea relegation lol

i go tell them i'm HIV positive patient,and doctor told me that i should never eat pepper and meat because i'm under watch for suspected EBOLA SYMTOMS, they will sack and divorce me emidiately witout going to court. then i will be free of any afliction

the money still small,. is it true under 17 got 20k only? i need answer pls

otiigba1:
I will apply if they wiĺl supply me with AK 47 and some bombs to protect me self

you dont no how to use them,those that were trained and equiped to use them were overan by bh! ur case will be like mosquito and otapiapia

sexaddict08:
something must kill a man....
how can I apply?

i graduated from university of maiduguri,som1 should send me application link,i will apply imidiately! a friend who fled maiduguri 2013 because of boki haram died of accident in abuja last month. i may suvive the hit and gainfully employ

Epiphanus20:
1 TALKING TO 5000 MEN WITHOUT A MICROPHONE before going further make i ask you just 1 question,how far can your voice go?Jesus christ talks to over 5 thousand men without even a microphone or speaker,that guy might be having headache everyday due to screaming.

2 HIS PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACH TO ISSUE'S Although Jesus never attended college(i dont know if he attended high school,abeg no ask me).But he settle dispute and answer quesmore matured way,for instance when the pharisees(or whatever) where about stoning Mary Magdalene,he told them"if you have not done such things in your life,then stone her" but they all dispersed.

3 HIS ABILITY TO TALK FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING OR DRINKING Jesus Christ can teach for days without showing an expression of hunger or thirst,for instance when he fed 5 thousand men,he had taught for two days without eating anything and yet he is more worried about the crowd that just sit and listen to him.

4 HIS ABILITIES TO KNOW NAMES Although Jesus christ has many Friends and followers but still he knew the names of everyone,for instance he called all his Apostles by name before they became his Apostles,he called Mattew and Zaccheus by name,he also called many
[b]LET WELCOME THE KING.[b/]

u have hidden motive in ur write up. antivchrist i guess

loomer:
Even with this one, people go still find way to violate traffic laws

i disagree, normal nigeria man no wan die except keke napep rider and okada , some drivers will be like "oga, the light don show green because i no dey see well i no wan die here oh.

oloriburuku ni op yi o, after wasting my precious mb, he still declear the story inconcousive, na kogi and bayelsa elextion story u dey tell us ni? geraout abegi

marvelck:
This goes out to guys who are fond of hurting/deceiving girls intentionally... Don't think that girl you have been dating for like 3 years, and who has been giving you enough love and care all this while is happy just being a girlfriend when all her mates are getting married every weekend while you are busy delaying things and enjoying all the privileges of a wife from her.

If care is not taken, she might start having or









looking at other options, since her biological clock (or goals) runs faster than yours. And before you know it, you wil be surprised to hear she's getting married soon to someone else. Bros, stop wasting time, and stop playing with the hearts of ladies. When a woman loves a guy dearly, she'll be willing to make sacrifice for the guy. She will be willing to wait and also endure. But mind you, there is a limit to every woman's patience. Women work on time... Lets do what's right for the sake of love!

what if the guy never get a good job, cos thesame so call caring girl will fraustrate life out of the poor dude, or what u have to say wth curent situation in the country? my opinion tho

say europe love porn abi?

Goldmaxx:
I am a first year student of unn,we have been having sex but i dont love her because she is older than me.I am 17+ and she is 22,a 3rd year pharmacy student in same institution.I think she is too old for me although i lied to her of my age.
Advice me, naijaboiy, Agarawu23, lalasticlala, seun, airforce1, misspicy et al,


she is from kutep in taraba state.I met her during my clearance at ekpo ref wherer she assisted me,fortunately she is leaving in a lodge nearer to mine since i stay off camp in defiance to my mom's intructions.
She was always coming to my room to bring food for me;she is very caring ehh,by the time i found out her age we have already sexed.
I told her i'm 20 and she still stuck to me.we ve had sex 3 times now within 2 months.

pix of you Bleep her or

[quote author=ogbukara post=40738259][/quote]same to you.

teeboila:
Audu's widows and family are in sorrow mourning the demise of their benefactor but fools are here fighting over the votes the man garnered.



Fools fighting over what they are not sure they will be alive to eat the fruit of its labour.

imagine in FEDERAL CAPITAL TERITORY, Police dey even take cover,

Factory fitted fooool u r, every citizen have responsibility to call to order the -ve actions of nigeria police force, all effort to drive this gr8 nation to a higher level are always raustrated by people like u, if u lack basic understanding to comprehend simple analysis which police autority acknoledge, go back to kindergating my friend?

HungerBAD:
What is Negative here?

Still don't understand her narrative. Some one jumped in front of a fully armed police man, challenging him that he had been pushed, and wanted some sort of apology from the police.

Scene 2: Man was dragged into a waiting vehicle for security reasons.

Scene 3: Kate wanted to intercede, which she eventually did and the man was released, so what is she talking about?

Maybe those with more intelligence, can break this story down to the Nursery level, so I can understand.

My advice to Kate Henshaw. You are an actress, and that is where your power stops.

You are not in any position of authority, and do not make the mistake of being well known, to be the same thing as being well liked or respected.

You have done a nice thing by interceding, so keep it moving and don't go to your page to write as if, the RED carpet should be rolled out for you because, you are Kate Henshaw.

princeogbeide1:
They are already dead" the worst feelings ever is when a thief is caught in the market and the thief is beaten by many hands

u r a genius cos many hands make work move faster!

contactmorak:
Life!
http://www.newseveryhour.com/2015/11/photo-of-former-president-goodluck.html

Op na yu put that pix in the dutbin, can u swear?

agarawu23:
Scammers everywhere.


But why pay to get a job? Some ppl just graduate from university but they are dumber than kids in ss1

all this scammer sef, it remind me of a scammer who open an acount with Ecobank with Name "CONSULATE OFUSA" he was busy duping gullibu pple seeking for AMERICA Visa,giving them impression they are paying to direct embasy acount, untill he was Nabed. Na that day I know say bank get prison/cell