But Madam, u mean say ur husband's bros targetd u wit his brotherly ojolojolo and visited ur london while u wia busy washin ur entire Great Britain, den ur mother-in-law(she) com peep and catch una?

Kentnickole:

You wan tell us say u sabi use vocab ni ?
























Na joke I dey oh...

Better say na joke... because if no b joke I for say na u wey corner d woman wit ur ojolojolo. Lol

Hi, please I need a guide to these two fields- Applied Geophysics and Electrical Electronics Engineering- especially the career paths. Thanks

BoiledCorn: my sister they all cornered me. did i say am male before.

The fact is that you don't even know what happened to you. So quagmired! Sorry!

BoiledCorn: my sister they all cornered me. did i say am male before.

The fact is that you don't even know what happened to you. So quagmired! Sorry!

Beckybeky: No 3
I like slim guys

Very fascinating. But from your perspective, why do you like slim guys?

farano: Not interested in their body structure....More interested in their pocket structure Make I zoom their pockets sha

You are very smart. I like your style. Zoom it with telescope. Lol

Ericardo7: Many students currently writing the Senior Secondary Certificate Examination (SSCE) of the National Examinations Commission (NECO) had to chew the cover of their pens today as the examination body surprised them with upgraded means of conducting the exams. One of the rescheduled subjects-Mathematics-was written today and those who wrote said they did not understand how the exam was conducted.
One of such means was the use of Paper Type. This medium which must have been adopted from that of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board(JAMB) was the one that hit students, especially the ones that wrote in "Miracle Centres" the hardest.
A student of High Standard Comprehensive High School, In Delta State complained bitterly to me after their exams. "Na God go punish NECO.", he cried. "When they brought the question papers, our maths teacher just collect one question paper go dey solve am for us inside him office. After like thirty minutes, the guy come inside hall. he dictate objective, all of us shade. Later dem come copy theory for board, all of us copy am take. Na about ten minutes make exam finish Na we come dey hear say one thing Na paper type. before we know d invigilator collect everything from us. The Paper Type wey d mumu Uncle write Na C and me I be type A".
Many students were found complaining, crying and some even rolling on the floor.
Most of the ones crying were heard making d statement "NECO, Diaris God ooooooo".

Why is the boy calling his maths teacher "mumu uncle?" He should be ashamed of himself for not being able to solve the math questions himself. Imagine Ebola calling human a disease.

Dreamer. Keep dreaming.