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wow Nice post man. Me likey

teetee1: When barber no sabi cut hair, him go say clipper no sharp... mtcheeeeeeeew, naija govt dey look for wetin n who to blame

No mind dem.

Haba! It doesnt even fit her @all. I wonda wat she is thinkin, maybe Nicki Minaj on her mind. Smh

hmmmm I didnt hate maths like dat cos there re some maths i do enjoy like making subject of formular, simuotanous equation, almighty formular, combination and permutaions and many more.
But wen it comes to dat type of maths they do draw triangle, squares and all dose maths drawing me i no follow again.

thinkin wat to write. . . ..

Onegai: Everyone please stop insulting the OP. We've all been here where he is, some form or the other.
OP: she doesn't love you, to her you're the guy who will marry her, her backup. I promise you this! I was in your situation with a guy, while I was crying abt him, everyone and their father told me for sure, he had others, and I was his backup, in case he didn't find a hot version who had a good character. I'm happy now, because I'd rather be no.1. Don't you think you deserve to be no.1? Her jealousy is normal, my ex did the same, she's ensuring no-one snatches her backup while she's playing. Every good player has a dependable backup, and you're hers.

She is NOT for you and she will never be for you, even if you break up and she comes shedding crocodile tears and dressing like MFM, because she's gotten used to using you to stroke her ego and it's a bad and tough habit to break once you've started, ask anyone (99% of us have done it to other people and have had it done to us). What other excuse does a gf have for pretending not to see her man when he meets her in the coy of another guy? She no wan vex that nig.ger, so she no mind disrespecting you. If that other guy had not been important to her, she would walked away to the Numero Uno in her life, and since she didn't come to you, what does that tell you? What she is doing is hurting your ego, and last I checked, Love doesn't hurt you. It simply doesn't.

All the fun you have with her is infatuation, trust me! It is Mango that is overripe and spoiling that is sweet, the feeling of not knowing where you stand with her is making you pursue her. That her behaviour is learnt in Player 101 class (your male friends who have behaved like her towards innocent girls recognise her tactics). Abi you wan see the love letter I write my ex, declaring love while he was doing the same thing your woman dey do?? I never forget am? Better person don come sef!

And I promise once you leave, the tears and MFM attending to get you back will start (because which person in the world doesn't want to know that somewhere there's a guy/girl patiently waiting) once she realises that she is the backup of all those other guys (first guy's gf came to report her, so she definitely is). DO NOT ACCEPT HER BACK. I know someone who accepted the man who used her for backup, he's cheating confidently. Anyone who can cheat on you confidently and openly before marriage will NOT wake up respecting you and not cheating after. There are chicks wearing scarf and carrying bible and faking pregnancy in the crucial days of a relationship to nail a man down, your own is flaunting her flirtations and you wan marry??

If you think you deserve to be no.1 in someone's life, look for someone who treats you right. Or stick with this chick, because hey! You have "fun" times.

Girl u get time o o so na cos dis guy u type all dis na wa o o.

tobechi74: Poster, one question 4 u.plz

if u have a safe were u keep ur money, and u discover that d padlock cud be open by any key. Wat wil u do'?

Dispose it and get a beta padlock

keep it and pray d padluk automaticaly changes

Nice question man. @op answer de question.

Ninilowo: One man's meat is another man'n ppoison

Wetin concern meat and poison? For dis thread.

afam4eva: is your girlfriend a boy too?

lalalalalalalalalalalalala laughing in franch. Una no go kill me wit laugh.

Dis case must be interestin, subscribing. . . . . .. ..

dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

hahahaahahahhaha Dani u try, abeg lookin for more check ur farouktionary

spyder u can get pic of hotels like, Nike Lake resort, Golden tupli, blue island and more of enugu hotels. For confort of those visitin our state. 042. Thumb up man. Me likey.

spyder wooooooow wat a wonderful thread. U ve really made my day wit dis thread. I love it. Our 042 is de Bomb. U ve said it all, notin else left for me to say. Just teste and see dat Enugu (042) is good. Enugu anyi di egwu. Thumb up man.

Idowuogbo: He doesn't do u anymore cus he is late night calling sum1else.

Correct ur sentence pls . . . . . . . . Make out time and be with him, find out why he suddenly stopped callin u.

yes sit her down and have one on one discussion wit her, comport urself very well b4 engaging urself in such discussion cos de outcome of de discusion might lead to wat u didnt expect. So dont just rush in to asking her "ve u eva heard an abortion" I wish u luck and hope u ve de right questions to ask.

the girl in question is the only
child. de woman feels dat u re gud for her daughter.shikina.

Ohhhh again, de last time i wake up and meet Mrs NL now is Mr. NL. Haba!! Not really happy shall. Let me just cast my vote.

pregnant women generally nag[/b]they ve said it all, pregnant women generally nag.

freecocoa: Nollywood film or yoruba own or real life?

No vex o,i just want to be sure.

hahahahahahahhaahhaha u re funny.


I will keep praying for her so dat de next 1 go be Plane and a pilot. Cos definitely she go carry me, even if na drop.

Not all women. . . Thats all i ve got to say.

u know u re not ready to bear de responsibility why allowing him to se.x witout condom, anyway since de deeds have been done. And he is ready to father a child pls dont abort de baby.
Moreova being in a 2nd year doesnt stop you from schoolin wit pregnancy.

U should be glad he accepted de baby (cos he loves u).

Hahahahahhahahahahahhaah laugh no go kill me for here. NL una get mouth. Lolz

For de past few days MTN network has been seriously bad in my area (Nike Road Enugu, Enugu state) and people has been complaining bitterly. Pls if u ve notice such ugly MTN network kindly air ur view and ur locality and state. Thanks

I used to avoid to say sorry unnecessary. But I ve leant newly dat saying sorry is great. It refreshes u and ur partner. Just say sorry sincerely even wen u re worng, show her dat u re de man.

Enugu is untop of my list.
uyo
Calaber
Rivers
Kano fine o o but is populated. Traffic jam everywhere. Same to Lagos
Kaduna

there is nothing I no fit hear for dis NL. See dis guy dey bleeped twice and he is askin us if is coincidence? No Is called not man enoughcidence.

Crown Prince: ^
The jazz is influencing my decision...WTF,op,so you are under a spell and you know it. That is you can still control your activities regardless of the jazz effect. Nice one there.
Approach your guy,tell him to his face that his charm lacks efficacy. That his intention to subject your independent mind into irrational behaviourism has met brickwall. Such confrontation alone will drive the salient point home.

I like dis post jare. Since she knows dat he is using jazz for her. Maybe de jazz no dey work well. Cos if na baba ijabu jazz, u for don born many pikin for him. Abeg make i hear word.

Beync: btw, how can INEC chairman be supporting a candidate? Dat's automatic rigging

You re right O o I wonda why sexkillz is supporting. Sexkillz u should be neutral. U re de jega here.