₦airaland Forum

MiyettiAllah:
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We nor go gree!
Na we get Benue, it is part of the estate of our forefathers.
#CattleLivesMatter.

Satirical in nature..

Learning from the elders..

I can see Seun up there by the way!

Before, I take things with a pinch of salt..
Now, I take it with a pinch of dust!

Funny things are just everywhere..

Edopesin:
Damn Straight! Nt Yoruba Pesin Nt Ibo Pesin EDO PESIN nw shu

Then you be bahushe..
Tear race in thunderbolt!

Edopesin:
Sounds Tribalistic

Edo Pesin, sha I no talk beyond that!

quinSonia:
recommend some Johnny drills music.. heard a lot bout the guy but haven't really listen to any of his songs

Awww[Cover], Hello[Cover], Not All Heroes Wear Capes[Cover], Wait For Me, Romeo And Juliet, Dear Future Wife, Start All Over ft Niniola, My Beautiful Love, Love Don't Lie, Not Afraid...


I hope this help..

He's a bunch of talent, got almost all of his songs..

With that kind of sound, dude need to work with Cobhams Asuquo, Oscar Heman-Ackah, Doron Clinton etc

Apologies to Don Jazzy though!

modelmike7:
AWWWWW
So adorable, lovely, cute and beautiful.

Dear father, all I want is just a set of this cuties.
Amen in Jesus name!

If you want , say this prayer also and believe.... but, get married first sha!!

Dont be a baby mama or baby Papa to twins!

Amen.



How about those of us wey be Baby Papa before but now we wan settle down, is the prayer not for us too..

nonut:
Spotted and actually owning them ain't the same.
I've been spotted with many cars, but legediz is the one I actually own.

For most of us here, that's our automobile come rain come shine!

"in a land, bound with shackles and chains"
Wa Pon Gbagi! Come to Badagry and you will be......

buffalowings:
What stays in reddit stays in reddit.
Don't allow the site to be polluted by feeble minds.
Like what happened to quorum, and NL

I think it's Quora sir, and Quora is still filled with intelligent minds..

lustychima:
Don't throw away your hustle on another hustler

If those imaginary certificate will get you a job in oil company and blue chip company those guys would have been long employed

Next time take a look at their dressing, some their shoe has chopped off one sided

A bottle of your favourite drink, bills on me!

I will go with point 7 and the "Believe" part!

This is a thoughtful post by the way, thanks OP.

forayfleo:
And since August 2017 my younger brother wrongly payed 50k in firstbank account to date no return yet.

People wey need the money pass am don move am!

He's a good man.

radiokilla:
true. Do you know me personally or your "boss" is just a title?

Not at all, that's my own little way of respect.

radiokilla:
true. Do you know me personally or your "boss" is just a title?

Not at all, just a sign of repect.

radiokilla:
if you understand igbo, Waje said "the relationship n love existing between a maan and woman is what she needs in her life".

Boss, no be today dem don sing that kain thing na...

If to say dem serious about am, we no go dey hear news of failed relationship upandan na..

"What's dead may never die"


To the dead, sleep on!

Noted, but I have nothing to say!

radiokilla:
It is obvious this Don Jazzy is meant for aunty Linda Ikeji.
Every woman needs a man in her life, that's why Waje n Yemi Slade recently sang "I'm available". The lyrics of that song shocked me.

Oya baba for the boys...


E shock you, na my church mind I take hear that music o, nothing shock me there o..

JayIlych:
This is another reason i rarely approach girls again directly. Bunch of rude, self-centered bítches.

That was how i was with a fine gal at an atm, the machine wasnt paying, 2geda we walked to another bank to withdraw. On the way, we got talking. Found out we were from the same local govt, she laughed at my jokes and all.
Oya after she finished withdrawing, she waited for me. Then i asked for her number, she just smiled and told me she was scared i'll ask her that, then politely declined.

I quote "if God designs us to meet again, i'll give you my number".

AFTER ALL THE GREEN LIGHT?

Confused humans!.

I still don't see myself being abusive or threatening a gal when jilted/rejected.

Personally, i've always known that the secret of making a girl give u her mumu button is NEVER to ask/collect number on the first meeting.

Interesting...

But some don gimme their number straight up when I juz ask them once, anyway na my job back then dey pave way for me..


This days sef, I no too get time to reason their matter..

Newpride:
I've bn praying and going to the gym to get enuf strength to beat this guy and mayweather at once.

You sha wan retire before you enter the boxing ring!

In A-Q voice..



I wish them well...

NairaMaster1:
Not for straight forward men.

I think na we be the straight forward men wey you dey talk about!

BruncleZuma:


I am an unconventional human being with a messed up mind and open to controversies I don't think the Police is up for me yet and I may have gone past their requirements.

on top wetin na..

Unconventional human being, issorait..

pyyxxaro:
ripe enough to be Slaughtered in zaaa ozaa room

wehdone sir!

I'm not being tribalistic here o but check am well that handle na "confirm bahushe" dey behind that tweet!

87.6% of all statistics are lies......


Some bahushe sha!

rawpadgin:
What if u hear say i die say person shoot me
Would you cry or say na wetin my mouth put me
What if u hear say na one rubbery weh i go
Cuz i don tire for underground i just wan blow
Shoot videos everywhere like daddy yo
Put am for MTV, HIP TV & CHANNEL O

Elegushi on Sunday, voodoo bar
Stroll enter coutonuo buy like 2 good car

Na in those days talent go fit blow u
Nowadays without cash nobody wan know u
Presenters want their share even DJ too
100k each which show up coming artist dey do

Get the nerve to say why i nor shoot with clarance
2.5million how much dey my Account Balance

Every industry for Nigeria be like campaign
Share the money PDP if u wan reign

Be like say na endorsement be the new swag
Even if money nor follow u fit use am brag

Label dey spend big money for some artists head
But the artists nor dey go show many artists dead

Now for them to leave label be like concrete work
Very hard cuz of wetin dem don spend untop

Now label don cast u don fall to G(yahoo) back
Word on the street dem collect the house & jeep back

Same people wey dey happy wen dem hear ur beat
Naim dey take u do yeye wen dem hear ur gist




Welcome to industry night, na u dem dey host today u go perform right?
For ur mind every body wey come here love u but wen dem reach their various houses na dem go judge you

Iyanya needs to hear "The Industry" with clear mind..

Kings1464:
kitten wey Ikechukwu and others don turn to fairly used

God please don't allow me to be in this guy's shoes....... Amen!

I do not envy him at all

Chai, you see wetin the girl wey dey under u type ba..

make I dey stroll comot

vikithor:
nairaland babes' eyes don open wider than Eve's ,
they didint just taste the forbidden fruit they swallowed it with out blinking!
on this forum they have learnt many good,bad and ugly things and will always exhibit them if married,e.g.
1.they have learnt to expose men on the media/public
2.they have learnt to take advice from 'outsider'
3.they have learnt to have option 'B',i.e to prospect and hook up with another/several zombies,if the one at home is not easily manipulative enough.
4.they have learnt to slay,kill and murder before the actually killing .
5.a lady who is wiser in fuckery,deception,extortion,selfishness,materialism,highmindedness- cant be a home material (ask nigerian celebriities for explanations)

No be lie, even the one wey never smell nairaland fit Don turn relationship expert finish....

These days I just look what people call love..