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Spirited Party Faithful dey make me laff...

Jojothaiv.
WUFP, Kebbi.
Architectural Technology.
2017.
Ogun State.

CowHard:
Gadaffi trained hackers from Libya is at work

State Of The Nation Address


This is my state of the nation address
there's no hating
I'm just stating the fact
Updating the masses on the situations that we facing i guess
We can accept it complicated at best
In these hard times of elevated prices
energy crisis
Boko Haram, Fulani Herdsmen, FG plan got your destiny decided
It's only right no matter how fictitious it sounds we learn the truth beyond reasonable doubt
Ladies and gentlemen allow me to state for the record
I am a citizen
A willing witness of the conditioning which we living in
A living testament of civilians who are innocent
A critical de-system for what it is and should've been
It should've been a Paradise for the world to envy
But it's hard when all your capital reserves are empty
The rich get rich chase girls in Bentleys...

Noted...

With or without smart phones, life goes on..
It may be hard at first, but adaptation is always guaranteed for me..

czarina:
You all think that response is real?

You sabi wella jare..

Right on front page, you will still find people hailing Femi Adesina..

Walks away..

dvkot:
i said that sh*t too, infact me i will sell my virginity for money instead of giving it to one broke boy for free

Casted..

Na you cast yourself, so na woman u be come dey hide behind man moniker for Nairaland..

I rather trust Satan than trust APC...


Jirate, wehdone sir..

dubious

It's saddening seeing this...



And yet some Nairaland correctional officer have surface, telling the guy what to do with his life, how to write letter very well...


I need to go..

LessNoise:
How does that add up? Why you felt the need to reply beats my imagination buh you know what..............

Don't be offended, it is a joke on my own part..

Now Playing ANOYD Blame Jay-Z

LessNoise:
IF YOU NO GET MONEY....HIDE YOUR FACE

I know pesin go soon use this punchline so make I reply you shapaly.


IF YOU NO GET MONEY.....SELL YOUR PHONE..

Re-Election Blues Loading...

Anticqz:
me sef I stood by my dog when trap catch am for leg..
ur case no be new thing

Your case is actually different!

Offpoint:
OK I don't want to be the early morning hater, cuz I just checked on my clock now and the time reads '5:31 am. which is naturally normal for anyone not to sound pain or drunk.

After extreme examination and monitoring of both of them... I'm giving my opinion based on what I've come to conclude on: and these are my conclusions.
1. one of them was suffering from extreme poverty and when he hits the jackpot he was intoxicated, losses his sense of reasoning and refuses to CAME up with any tangible business idea to invest his money on. so, his village people who never liked him in the first place; controlled him into the music industry, then took his senses so that he shouldn't listen to his well wishers advised and left him with only two sentence "base on logistic" and "warri" . And he spent the whole 25m recording those 2 sentences. The painful part is... those managing him then refused to advised him and that was how all he wasted all the money and he loss his relevancy.

2. The second person was favoured by her village people and the universe cuz she was born with sense....she utilized that opportunity.



....
jeez what's wrong with me?

What soberness conceal.....

Base On Logistics, boss..

Cutehector:
Efe should have used that money to open bet9ja shop

Na Because Of You Efe Release Am Sorry Am Winning...

Why here dry...

It seems Messi no score..

Garba Shehu is too ignorant of President Buhari's achievement.

Lai, 2018

Garba Shehu is too ignorant of President Buhari's achievement.

Lai, 2018

Khd95:
0nly u ftc,stc and ttc....not even with reasonable posts


now tell me why thunder from seven continents should not strike u

I dey even reason imported thunder from Mars..

TOMMYS:
What is special about a winger who is always in the box for a tap in..

No mind Dem jare, you can make it special when your time don come..

I'm sure some Nairalanders will take this stuff personal....


Na since yesterday, some people don dey play reason the matter...

Noted!

Noted!

Noted!

Meanwhile..

kiahrt:
Option B and D

you dey reason wella

Nedfed:
Is time I delete my NL acct Hw can sum1 push dis 2 FP?

Waiting for you jare...