₦airaland Forum

wristbangle:
11. Ladies without tight under their skirt when they visit guys

Some ladies are so irresistible that even a monk can rape them during their visitation without wearing tight, with the notion of exposing their fresh laps and inner upholstery through their skimpy skirts.

One lady visited me yesterday and I don't know maybe she was deliberately doing it albeit flashing her "pata" in a longitude and latitude direction while my *journey boy* was nodding like agama lizard. When I was about making the move, my landlord screened from the window to pay my house rent.

I dey test run AjeButter 22 Bad Gang now!

Salute

Emzyme:
Ability to make friends easily, over thinking, shyness
Introverted
Etc

So as an introvert, you make friends easily..

Boss, abeg tell me more..

Masturbation!
Inability not to express my feelings!

I'm Watching As The Drama Unfold!

BeeBeeOoh:
Tell that to a newbie here, we know what you're made of. But, because you've seen that they've blocked all your escape route, you now resort to support only PMB. C'mon, tell us how PDP misruled Nigeria & left her dry only for APC to come with a burden of fixing PDP's mess




Oga Don Dey Take Style Clear Road..

Once Again!

Weh Done Sir!

We Will Be Watching!

kenonze:
Casanova are liable to die mysteriously

Noted!

Disclaimer; Subject to change and prevalent market condition!

And lately i've been watching the news!

That's the beauty of the game, you win some, you lose some..
But most importantly, you learn to move on!

But why..
Now Playing..
Eclipse; What's Really Going On

Dead men tell no tales..

Really sorry for the man!

And as for the law to take it full effect, i very much doubt that.

Things have become disorganized once "TIP" is involve!

seangy4konji:
That's very nice of her to say and the first few people that commented are just imbeciles.

Yes Nigerians are good people and Kenyans are ok also.

You are welcome anytime.

Haba na..

Kila gbe, kile ju..

ATERI:
Once you figure out that there are more lunatics than sane people on Nairaland, then no comments would surprise you.

Good thing is, most ladies know a good Nigerian when they see one. Good luck to her!

Noted!

BeeBeeOoh:
That's good, but Man no dey marry Man for naija

Wehdone Sir..

We're watching you from the high places!

Abbeyme:
Do you know the 'scientists' being referred to here? I guess you don't..

Issokay!

Wehdone Sir!

"You now see a Nigerian League Player scoring a hat-trick"
With this remark, i bet OP is joker!

adonbilivit:
so neither the woman nor her daughter could defend the bank manager's goal? the woman and her daughters are not KEEPERS but home breakers

All in all..

Dem be goalKEEPERS!

Abbeyme:
abasha, iranu
Scientists are at work here!!
Let people fear God o

Scientists ke, na atheists e for be jo...

#NP..
2Face Only Me!

kimond101:
Honestly speaking,
I read some comments with disgust.
Someone got raped in a mosque and what some people have to contribute to the topic is tribalism and religious bigotism.
You all have to remember the day you die. All these comments of yours you would be accountable on the day of judgement be it in the Christian faith or Muslim faith.
It is better to remain silent than to crack irrelevant jokes trying to make people that don't really matter laugh or give your comment a like.

I Wish You Well Man!

With Comment Like This, I Believe There Is Still Hope For Humanity!

Once Again..

God Bless!

What's Really Going On?

PapiNigga:
Chop the life of your head Girl!!! Lol

that man's face tho...

One Day, This Will Be Important..

Reference Purpose!

A Big Congratulations To Them!

For Coming From Behind, They Deserve It!

talk2emma:
Is it your money

Noted..

For Auditors Only!

Things has truly fall apart!

noted

But that number 4 is somehow, when do you know what the "we" want..

I'm still surprised.

mickeyrova:
I didn't quite start as I intended to shaa,and it was down to being busy. "I sing, I rap I hip and hop I praise the Lord For he is on top" Is this the religiousness you were referring to?

Yes boss..

mickeyrova:
Kul..

the song tend to be religious at the beginning but bro you got 2 work on some of your lines too, some of the rhymes was just laughable at best..

all in all, you need to work on your lyrics and most importantly take your time to listen to it yourself, you don't have to rush things.

hahn:
Na Christianity sure pass. Muslims, the majority poor ones are explicitly ignorant and seem more than content remaining so. And they can die, literally, for their religion.

A Christian would say "God just blessed me with this house and I am sure he wants me to live in it"



Yes, Christianity is seemingly more peaceful, in this century, because Christians have been able to replace the stake with "deliverance services", the pope with a GO aka Daddy GO , boring hyms with rap "gospel" songs and also relocated Jehovah from "living in the clouds", to living in the "spiritual" and in your heart. It is now more about tithes and offering and motivational speeches than torment in hell for your sins. Simply "give" and get more than 10,000% profit on your initial investment with a promo pack filled with goodies like unmerited success, grace, long life, a direct line to god(the pastor relays important information from god to the people though), posthumous luxury and eternal life. What a deal!

They have also succeeded in packaging the religion into much of a social club than to house of threats

Kudos

Clap, this are just reasons why some will not believe in Christianity but as for me and my family, the atheists stance is quite beautiful and such stance is drive for us to serve the Lord greatly!

No offence though!

Olu Of Warri Niyen..
Awon Eniyan Pataki Lawujo Wa!

naptu2:
Can he join the ranks of people like Emmanuel Amunike, Gbenga Okunowo and Haruna Babangida (Nigerians that have played for Barcelona) ?

Noted!

iamawara:
Lol. Not hating


But which of the Barcelona? Barcelona FC or Barcelona BC?

Barcelona AD i guess