₦airaland Forum

Dead men tell no tales..

In Peace Mr. Chinedu Eze!

DollarAngel:
Serious is WALE still singing

No he drop out of the music academy!

Timmy301:
ghanian gels no dey lie

And Naija girl no dey talk true ba?

Owiii:
Condoms cannot prevent demons bro

As my enlightened folks on Nairaland would have it


"Demons don't exist"


Sips fura and walk away!

Slay nigga, Money must be made cartel, get rich or die trying dude, self made bosses, G Boys..



less surprise by the way..

Victornezzar:
Abeg does anyone knows ow much flight ticket from here 2 Cambodia cost
don't ask me y am going dere please

I know na, but the current economy problem wey dey here no go allow u go..



dust my self up and stroll out of thread!

thesicilian:
Sad though. Some women's mouth alone can bring out the demon in even the most gentle angel. To the typical educated Nigerian woman, gender equality means freedom to party & galivant from dawn till dusk while the maid takes care of the home...

Edible catering should take the blame sha

The world is full with mystery!

Tazdroid:
Very nice

7. Za Oza Room skills

Need I say more? It goes to za root of being a man or woman. If you don't have them, then you either deactivate your gender or .... Well, you decide.

8. FTC skills
It's a matter of pride for some Nairalanders to be the Premiere Commentator on any thread. Usually the FTC gets more attention so if you make sense in your comment, you get your intangible reward - a "like" or "share"

9. Kung fu skills

Habaaaa, in today's world, you need to be able to defend yourself when you get in a messy situation. Not saying when you have them, you go out challenging "other schools of kung fu" to be the reigning champion like in the movies, just when the need arises e.g when a conductor collects more fare than he announced

Wehdone sir!

Going by some comments here..
We still have a long way to go..
But crime don't pay..

stevio:
Take some time-off from sex

Comment like this makes one get bored easily!

This one just weak me i swear!

I'm just weak this days......

Tenim47:
EFCC viewing this thread
that shop don enter one chance

Whistleblowing gang spotted!

Noted!

Thanks and no thanks....

Most if not all of us are hypocritical....

I'm waiting for my enlightened and freethinking brothers to do justice to this..


Kiakia grab my pop corn to read their assertions and analysis!

My advice to the man in the mirror...
"Try and handle the heat like hands on trigger"

And those were the days hardwork forever pays..


Now, I had to switch up and look at things differently!

Funny things are everywhere sha!

passyhansome:
I attend morning mass then after go for CONFESSION
I wash, relax and watch football with friends, no girlfriend for now, am observing sexual transmutation and abstinence, God has been faithful

Reference materials

passyhansome:
When I dashed my Ex these mulla for birthday

Bro, this is not about whistleblowing jare..

cash247:
We've seen pre-wedding photos. Has anyone seen post wedding photos?

Sadly, no sir.......


Just, pre divorce photos on social media.....


I'm just weak....

Rapahel1116:
No b coaches dey vote? He will only b in top 3 if he secures the UCL....my guy na individual trophy ....no b wetin ur team win.

No, problem then.....

See how you talk am like say you dey among the coaches wey go vote.......

Meanwhile, make I dey chill with my can of fura jare....

Suspect33:
oga real madrid will not win UCL, and as you know, la liga and copa del rey is in our pocket

Same thing dem tell us b4 dem even start 2day, fans think say na Nairaland dey give trophy.....


Make I laff small jare.....

Rapahel1116:
So UCL now decides who wins balloon d or?......

Bro, I can feel your pain but the point still remain.....

The UCL may be the only determinant for the Ballon D'Or......

All The Best!

mickeyrova:
I like your post bro.Nice one!!

Noted

CuteJude:
Epitome of beauty kwa
Beauty is indeed in the blindness of the beholder

Wehdone Sir...
We've been looking at you from the high places sef!

An Architect will just be fine, sadly I'm yet to find one!

Until, we stop this generalisation of a thing...

By the way, the op is Abortions

Honestly, Nothing much out here..

Ayam Not Understanding