₦airaland Forum

When push come to shove....

vizkiz:
Most guys are spending too much time creating silly threads on nairaland

I can't believe you are actually gonna blame me because Cynthia living opposite my compound is yet to marry due to the fact that she is busy playing "hard to get" meanwhile me no even get time to dey pursue woman.

How will I be sitting down here jejely and someone will be blaming me for lady's stupidity

This thread stinks. I think op wants to get laid by winning some ladies hearts

U dey mind am...

emitoz:
You tried man, but all the 'WE's don't apply to all guys.

Thank you...

The funny thing is that this stuff was also on Facebook.... Hate Buhari, Love Buhari... Some ladies will never change...

DRY AS DRY GIN BOTTLE.... Lies...

cassieblake:
chai!una no get joy

Noted...

ogaontop:
One Man's Food, Another's Poison!


@op, Just because U Are As Dry As Bottle, Should Not Be The Reason To Criticize Hairy People

Infact, dry as dry gin bottle..

Nicolars:
una try. Up ronaldo.


Only 4 2nite oooooo

Haters go hate....

Nicolars:
I just wonna c madrid out, dats all Wolfsburg all d way
Psg and city can battle anyway dey want

Status Report; Real Madrid 2 Wolfsburg 0 C. Ronaldo 15' 17'

dason4life:
I have been tricked to a party before, where the celebrant hired a cow, tied it in
front of his house only to return it to the owner very early on the party day. . . .
We were full of expectation that day . . . .


Show me the picture of the cooked crab or Adonbilivit

Signed
Jealous NLander

Thomas, is that you?

Krisan234:
dude is FRIENDZONED.

Was thinking the same thing....

joey150:
is your surname osama or obama?

Na Trump..

akike:
You are not a very good liar

You dey mind the dude...

englishmart:
I met my babe in bet9ja office. She went to cash the 12million naira she won

Smile briefly... Lai Mohammed can you sight this one?

dammyalabs:
Love story from the bride. .

Alright, to start off this heartbreak was a long distance relationship. I met him during summer at an event. We started talking and things just took off from there. He would call or text me every single day. I would wake up to cute little text messages when he finally admitted to liking me. .

He asked me out on a lovely day through the phone. I then went to see him a couple of months later. & Again once more the next mohth. My Mom allowed me to go see him under one condition, I go in the morning and I come back at night. So that’s what I did.

I am thankful that he’s still in my life. I have never met anyone so amazing. He cries for me all the time, he lets me win and he puts all the blame on himself.

The point is. I fell in love with somone before I even saw him. And the times that we did see each other, it was only for a couple of hours. We’re still madly in love just like how we were on day one.

To everyone in a distance relationship don't give up on love. Yes, it requires extra hardwork but at the end it is all worth it. God bless your home.

Well, different strokes for different strokes... Mine too was long distance but to God be the glory, the lady is a mother to a beautiful baby boy.... Ironically I'm not the father of her child.. Anyway long distance relationship is great if well handle but I can't just give it another shot again..

In loving memory of Tayo Fasoyinu.... My lost brother influence this dude to be an architect!!!

Noted, but the sim cards never reach Kebbi..

henryhemon:
was really disappointed when I confirmed it. 90 percent of those girls are init.

Lobatan.... Packaged oloshos just full ground..

xelly:
Bubu off to China amidst the storm

Now I understand... Travelling is part of education.. Make Baba dey travel upandan jare...

samx4real:
With those price tag!!!











I ran

I pick race follow u..

kulobyno:
Unlimited huh? I read somewhere about their Fair Access Policy of limiting the accessibility of any user who surpasses 3gb of daily usage to 512kb or so.
Pls clarify e on this

Most people no dey take deir tym check wetin oyinbo call terms and condition... Na so dem write am o...

wirinet:
So any Igbo that does not share Massob's ideals should not go to his father's house? I am certain Biafra would be modeled after North Korea.

Busy with my okpa.... No mind them...

Zieristclair:

Ya name na Udinese...

henryhemon:
You wan do ?

See you... I wan date her ni.... Abeg chill

olihilistic:
using my banner how??

Two things that will not kill me b4 my tym is Buhari and Oyin...

irunooboo:
[size=14pt] NOTHING TASTES BETTER THAN A HUGE 7 inches DICK. I SAY NO TO LESBIANISM[/size]

FAINTED!!!!

olihilistic:
mrcork come an chichumtin

And ayam using ya banner right away

Eddie4all:
u de mind d okpa op... u de mind d okpa op...

Okpa op ke... You go dey mean o...

henryhemon:
I stopped liking this babe,her runs too much upon all the money wey she get.

Ayam only interested on how you take know..

Oche211:
Where's d smoke? Greedy Op, u created thread come book nd collect FTC again

No mind amu... Smoking ko cigar ni...

dam4wummy:
i wish i had one, and how about those that doesnt live in lagos/abuja??

Its not going to work, except those three locations.

okene2:
we nigerian are highly disappointment with these present government. God help us!

I got to run for cover....