₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
Na mouth some people just dey make sha. by the time the guy come with honey quoted mouth, mixed with plenty spices, they will give in without fight

Going by most people comments here....
Its better if they experience it now...
Case closed!

AfricanApple:
lolzz, I've heard of ex's who broke up many times and ended up marrying each other.
I think it depends on the foundation of the break up

This man dey reason jo...

shamecurls:
I bought garri with Okro Soup ingredients

I also bought mine with plantain...

ndcide:
She's still a Virgin?

Wicked Weekend!

Quietly get my jotting materials.... Momma know that this is the only course I'm yet to pass.... Mummy and Daddy G.O in relationship matters abeg make una help a brother!

BlackTechnology:
Because of this Chain called Change they almost lagoon the Igbos.




#YorubasWhoVotedBuhariHaveBeenScammed

NOTED!

Mehn.... I need to brush up my Spanish.... Road to being a gentleman!

Palapala ninu ile apala....

You can also try Boogey & paybac Face Off E.P, MI Illegal Music 3, and my hommie A-Q The Definition E.P...... Lyricism at it best...

Zellie:
Waiting for Iceprince and co to follow suit


Nigerian artistes should take note: If you must sing crap, save money while you're still relevant because crap doesn't last, crap isn't evergreen , crap is easily forgotten. So when you're 40 and forgotten,because you can't sing crap about big booties and boobs no more, cos then it would be weird, you'd have something to fall back on.

Exactly,the way I thought too.... You know if we start to recognise real talents, some of our musicians will do better as masquerade dancers!

lantres000:
Bros just leave this write up EXACTLY the way it is.Nigeria Has been known for a ''Back 2 the future'' type of selection of leaders. We have always chose to crawl instead of running.

Bro, abeg you fit dash me Small from ya tactfulness... Nwanne e be like say I go need am too...

aresa:
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Duuring PDP's 16 year rule, was Nigeria ruled under APC manifesto or PDP manifesto?

Was Nigeria ruled based on APC policies and programs?

Was Nigeria ruled under APC economic and social policies?

Were OBJ, YARADUA and GEJ ministers were appointed by APC president that never existed?

Were heads of the law enforcement and anti corruption agencies appointed by the APC or PMB?

Was Dasuki appointed by the APC or PMB?

Was the Nigerian Navy handed over to Tompolo by the APC or PMB?

Was looted and drained NIMASSA handed over to looters by PMB or GEJ?

Was billions handed over to looters for spiritual prayers by PMB or GEJ?

Who approved arms funds Dasuki shared with PDP looters? PMB or GEJ?

Who made billions of dollars from from high oil priced for 5 years but looted everything with nothing to show and even still borrowed to pay salaries? PDP or APC?

Who looked the other way while the NNPC looted and did dirt with our money?


I can go on and on till next year, but why bother....


1. Now under APC, APC programs, APC policies, APC anti corruption policies, we don't have looters running around looting and stealing, FG accounts are unitary and not thousands all over the place making room for looting and stealing.

2. Today, we found out that N7 billion was recovered from GEJ's looters with many more billions to follow

3. TSA account is at N3 trillion and overflowing with money, money that was nowhere to be found under GEJ and PDP.

4. Our foreign reserve is no longer bleading, it's actually growing ..

5. Our ECA is getting replenished the first time since june last year

6. No more sending armored vans to the CBN to loot our funds in the middle of the night

7. No more BH taking over or planting their terrorists flags all over the place

8. Our galant men and women in uniform are no longer running from BH because of low moral and poor or no weapons to fight with because GEJ and his looters stole and shared their money

9. Our agencies are making and remitting huge and record amount of funds into the Federal account...


We are doing all the wonderful things above with the so called APC or former PDP members you listed

The question now is, why are we achieving and gaining with the same APC and former PDP members under this APC governme

Shouldn't the looting and stealing be worse and in overdrive today?



You see how silly, ignorant, thoughtless and unintelligent your primary school thinking and logic is?


Fool yourself and your mentally warped and corrupt minds all you can, but you can not fool us or re write your odious and corrupt history or even insult our collective intelligence with your absurdities...

A shout out will go a long way....

Responsible mugu and you still get mind bring come here make we see.... But why evils?

tola9ja:
Note = no wailers must most qoute if you dont want asarailu to blow final whistle for you


BUHARI vs HIS HATERS

I am neither surprised nor worried by " their" hatred for Buhari... rats and a cat can never live in the same place. Too many things divide and draw heavy distinctions between PMB and his haters:

¤ He loves Nigeria , they hate it.

¤ He thinks of Nigerians, they think of themselves and family.

¤ He is honest, they are dishonest.

¤ He has character, they lack it.

¤ He pursues the Hereafter they struggle to have the world in their armpits.

¤ He is patriotic, they are greedy and selfish.
¤ He serves, they derail and enslave.

¤ He is devoid of moral stains, they are immorality personified.
¤ His past is clean and shinny, their past hunts them.

¤ They are thieves, he catches thieves.

¤ They have stolen, he wants to get back the loots.

¤ They are insects and pests, he is a powerful and effective insecticide.

¤ Fear fears him, they are afraid.

¤ They are running, Buhari is in hot pursuit.

¤ They call for division, he works on unity.

¤ They say Boko Haram, he calls Nigeria.

¤ They want Biafra, he chooses Nigeria.

¤They shout Niger Delta, he advocates Nigeria.

¤ They shared money for arms, he is retrieving the money and buying the arms.

¤ They sponsored insurgency, he is defeating insurgency.

¤ They are like gel, he is the fire melting them.

¤ They make the noise, Buhari does the work.

¤ They are destroyers, he is a constructor.

¤ They are wailing and weeping and crying, the man is smiling, shaking, organising and hugging poor folks.

How can they love him?
• The more they hate him, the more we love him.
• The more they fear, the more we feel secured.

I can not choose a rusted iron and leave gold. Buhari has chosen Nigeria and I have chosen him.

(Pls pass on until it gets to every patriotic Nigerian)

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Noted and not surprised though!

The saying "All animal are equal" is still one in which no sane animal has given his consent to...
Let me just watch our feminists out here....

chiefobdk:
dis tweet is just to remind baba say I dey here.

The nairalander that makes sense!

CACAWA:
So? What's the big deal?
Can the fish talk?
Can the fish act as wifi?
Can the fish reduce the price of garri?

But Maka why....

Oahray:
You do have a point, but you seem to be subtly arguing that it isn't worth the recognition. Maybe that's not what you meant but that's how it sounds.

I had to do a double take at "he is not the first and he won't be the last."

Pray tell... Who in your family, nuclear or extended, dead or alive, has ever gotten a 5.0 CGPA from a Federal University?

If there isn't, check your neighbour's family.

If there isn't, shut the hell up!

Chill nah.... Nothing personal!

shizzy7:
Why is it on front page

I.need a detailed explanation

Those are what we get to see on here..... Don't be too surprised!

tyson99:
Cupon

My nigga.... Chill now!

Monalisa185:
Choi!! my niqqa, keep my share of the bet ooo

Ehnnnn..... Noted!

Monalisa185:
abeg, who's equally waiting for the MANCHESTER DERBY match?

Me too, but MUFC jux won o..... Smilling in Nairabet!

umehmj:
You are right my child but the truth remains we can't end poverty, even Christ affirmed it. We can only continue to try.

an elderly word before i leave; nothing confuses a girl more than being in a relationship with a broke guy that is extremely good in bed. *drops phone and picks up my snuff box*

Lolz, quietly pick up the phone and switch it off...

RobinHez:
WHICHEVER MOD MOVED THIS TO FP, PLEASE RECEIVE SENSE IJN!

I swear palapala ninu Ile apala...

myfantasies:
All dese ladies with very large boobs will just be intimidating we with little boobs

Let me walk out of dis thread with shame

Lolz....

looking in Togolese...................looking in Togolese...................looking in Togolese...................

GothamLuke:
There was this time I tried cheating on my girl, I cried profusely like a baby all through... I just couldn't do it

Yebariba samboribobo....

Aviero:
See as your girlfriend de tie you down. Your girlfriend na Edo girl?

Edo yaff suffer o...

Smellymouth:
OP, I admire your courage.But trust me, it also takes the courage of Samson to trust a lady.

My advice? She is just your GF, not your wife.
The only woman you should ever lose your mind over is your MOTHER or your wife.

Other than that- Get your education up, stay fit, stack ur money up to the ceiling and mess around with many chicks as you can

Life is too short, no one gets out alive!!


Stvpid reasons ladies cheat and I won't be surprised if your GF had cheated on you::
1) The grass looks greener on the other side.
2) A bit of excitement and an ego boost.
3) Pure sexual desire.
4) To feel wanted and attractive to other men.
5) Revenge.
6) To fulfill what they consider is lack of attention from their spouse.
7) Sometimes they do it just because they can.

The oldest excuse is that "something is lacking" in the relationship

A cheat is a cheat no matter of what sex or why.


Patiently waiting for the feminists and their As5lickers to quote me

Me too, shout out to all the ass kissers and those niggas who like to do it!

ClassCaptain:
Great stand.

But this will only be reasonable in a situation where the man is 100 percent sure of the loyalty of the girl..or at least to the extent of not commiting the same act elsewhere.

Imagine all this self control only for u to hear later that one guy dey pipe her steady for where she stay..

.
Na sorry case be that oo

but wait oo, u actually removed her clothes till d last outfit and u no contunu ... Shey that kind thing fit happen if na omotola , geneienve or juliet ibrahim ?

Bros no lie.. The body odour and smell oozing from the engine drive u comot

Noted Already!

delishpot:
Exactly. That is what I have been saying. Both genders are influenced by the society to be a certain way. Guys are made to believe that they can sleep around and not feel bad about it cos after all, they are men. With time and with society not minding this behaviour, boys get adjusted to the lifestyle

You're the MVP!

lloydpras:
Nawa for Number 2!
Now I understand the terms behind "World Education Services" (WES) not accepting Transcripts from UniPort

Wicked.....