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RomanceRe: Advice Please by Joker123:
lovingT:
Babes I don't know what u want oh. U want us to tell u to go back to himhuh Am sure even if ur brain is not working u should know that even God can't make him a better man n you should run for ur life
Where do i start; ….

Not sure you’ll ever get to read this, but if ever you do… I’m sorry. It’s is not at all what you think
FamilyRe: I Just Saw CONDOM In My Husband's Wallet, Am I Suppose To Just Overlook It? by Joker123: 9:48pm On Sep 26, 2016
Wat were u looking for inside his wallet...?Shey uv found it ni...seek and ye shall find.
PoliticsRe: Okowa Urges Delta Hajj Pilgrims To Be Of Good Conduct In Saudi by Joker123: 11:28am On Aug 28, 2016
This is a complete waste!As a Deltan I hv No scholarships,running my masters wt my own money people need to feed and d useless gov is der spending money on Muslim pilgrims. Christian or Muslim...Religion isn't smthn u spend state funds on
Car TalkRe: Implication Of Wrong Tyre Pressure by Joker123: 8:06am On Aug 21, 2016
when y'all say 'Air Expands with heat'....it mks me laugh,Cos the tire iteslf expands to contain more air so ur tire actually becomes less turgid with heat....#simplephysics
SportsRe: RIO2016 Olympics: Sweden Vs Nigeria 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Joker123: 11:02pm On Aug 07, 2016
And who is funding Football in this Harsh Nigerian economy... undecided
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To Cut Power Utilisation By 85% by Joker123: 4:12pm On Aug 06, 2016
You can never generate enough power in this country if our usage habits are still trashy...One person would have 4 Air conditioners,washing machine,electric Cooker,2 refrigerators....and keep lights and fridges on and travel!
CrimeRe: Murdered Angel Obrien Posing With A Gun (Toy) Last Year by Joker123: 10:46pm On Aug 03, 2016
graphiti:
Prolly brotherly wuz xpectin 2 see.....
Lol...highness

CrimeRe: Murdered Angel Obrien Posing With A Gun (Toy) Last Year by Joker123: 10:26am On Aug 03, 2016
ellacute45:
So he was a cultist??
No,he was Cultist apprentice
CrimeRe: Murdered Angel Obrien Posing With A Gun (Toy) Last Year by Joker123: 10:23am On Aug 03, 2016
MadCow1:
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You play with Guns, you get killed by Guns.
I believe this guy was jst killed for nothing,He dosnt look like a cultist to me but like someone who feels like belonging asnd forming hard guy.
PoliticsRe: Coup: FG To Handle Turkish Government's Request, Diplomatically by Joker123: 9:05am On Jul 30, 2016
hilltop93:
Turkish Govt. Should be joking I guess, amids our economic situation they are ordering the closure of 17 foreign investments. This can make over 10, 000 Nigerians loose their jobs because it is Nigerians that work in their firms.

They should try again later, they should manage their coup please, Nigeria have had series of coup yet we are still giants of Africa and we never die. They should carry there cross.
See this one talking about 10,000 jobs....Do you know how much Nigeria makes from turkish government investments?...and how much foreign investment wld be lost if we refuse? or are you with the Penny-wise-Pound-foolish Brexit crew?
Christianity EtcRe: Another NOAH Type Of Flood Is About To Happen. by Joker123: 2:15pm On Jul 24, 2016
Presbulg:
Here we go again.

It is you that needs to go and re read that bible again.(Or it'll good if you drop it for now, pick up a Qu'ran with English translation and see for yourself)

First, let me tell you about one thing and I'll always continue to tell people like you because it's truth. Islam is not in any competition with any religion.

Well learned muslims actually approve Jesus(PBUH) as a prophet of God. We don't compare Prophets of God. That's what you Christians think. Mohammed(SAW) and Jesus(PBUH) came to preach the same message to people which is ' the believe and worship of one and only God)

[color=#0000e6][b]Transliteration:

[5:116] Wa-ith qala Allahu ya AAeesa ibna maryama aanta qulta lilnnasi ittakhithoonee waommiya ilahayni min dooni Allahi qala subhanaka ma yakoonu lee an aqoola ma laysa lee bihaqqin in kuntu qultuhu faqad AAalimtahu taAAlamu ma fee nafsee wala aAAlamu ma fee nafsika innaka anta AAallamu alghuyoobi

[5:117] Ma qultu lahum illa ma amartanee bihi ani oAAbudoo Allaha rabbee warabbakum wakuntu AAalayhim shaheedan ma dumtu feehim falamma tawaffaytanee kunta anta alrraqeeba AAalayhim waanta AAala kulli shay-in shaheedun
Arabic : Read from right to left:


(5:116) واذ قال الله ياعيسى ابن مريم ءانت قلت للناس اتخذوني وامي الهين من دون الله قال سبحانك مايكون لي ان اقول ماليس لي بحق ان كنت قلته فقد علمته تعلم مافي نفسي ولااعلم مافي نفسك انك انت علام الغيوب

‏ 5:117 ماقلت لهم الا ماامرتني به ان اعبدوا الله ربي وربكم وكنت عليهم شهيدا مادمت فيهم فلما توفيتني كنت انت الرقيب عليهم وانت على كل شئ شهيد
Sher Ali:

[005:116] And when ALLAH will say, `O Jesus, son of Mary, didst thou say to men, `Take me and my mother for two gods beside ALLAH ?' he(Jesus) will answer, `Holy art THOU, I could never say that which I had no right. If I had said it, Thou wouldst have surely known it. Thou knowest what is in my mind, and I know not what is in Thy mind. It is Thou alone WHO art the Knower of all hidden things;

[005:117] `I said nothing to them except that which Thou didst command me - Worship ALLAH, my Lord and your Lord. And I was a witness over them as long as I remained among them, but since Thou didst cause me to die, Thou, hast been the Watcher over them, and Thou art Witness over all things;[/b][/color]

And please I already know the truth, but DO YOU?
Dude,Why wld I want to read LEFT-wards?...shey jesus said the goats would be on d left grin
Christianity EtcRe: Another NOAH Type Of Flood Is About To Happen. by Joker123: 2:13pm On Jul 24, 2016
Funny thing is humble repentant sinners myt be inside d ark while Proud greedy pastors and preachers find demslvs outide...@OP which are u grin
PhonesRe: Before You Put A Screen Lock On Your Phone Read This by Joker123: 11:28pm On Jul 23, 2016
Hb been waiting all my life to catch bae's phone unlocked....ama threatn her wt ds story grin

PoliticsRe: Tompolo Writes Last Letter To Buhari, Laments Harassment, Intimidation Of Family by Joker123: 11:53am On Jul 23, 2016
rhames:
Reminds me of the song


"No be you say you be Oga na why you dey run?"
Make no mistake about this....A man will do ANYTHING in his power to protect his family.And with his Billions and militants and wepons and warships...Mr Tompolo is a powerful man
CelebritiesRe: Andy Ogbechi Kissing Linda Ikeji On Her Cheek, Fans React: Is He Your Lover by Joker123: 6:14pm On Jul 19, 2016
The Public should give up,Not everyone can be pressured to marry
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Inflation Rate Hits 16.5%, Highest Point Since 2005 by Joker123: 8:02pm On Jul 18, 2016
Am confused...where are all the people who voted for him na...?No one wants to own up
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Executive Trainee Fresh Recruitment 2016 (50 Positions) by Joker123: 7:56pm On Jul 18, 2016
[size=13pt] Pastors be like..."This smells like 666 job,the lord says don't apply".. grin...Me;...Really......[/size]

Car TalkRe: What Are The Benefits Of Havin Some States Plate Numbers,how Are They Allocated? by Joker123: 11:38am On Jun 06, 2016
....Lagos, Abuja plate numbers are highly respected than other states.
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Medical Student/doctor? by Joker123: 12:18pm On May 30, 2016
lovingT:
Sorry dude. The face is taken too. tongue tongue tongue
So he took everything... undecided,

Boltam:
i have always wanted to date a doctor,but none of them ever cross my path...
Where's ur path? i hv someone who can cross it grin
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Medical Student/doctor? by Joker123: 8:16am On May 30, 2016
lovingT:
Sweetheart just cos one broke your heart doesn't mean they all bad. I happen to be dating one right now n I can't seem to stop smiling.

. tongue tongue tongue
Thats so sweet,the niggar must be smiling ear to ear smwhr now hearing this... grin

Buh srzli,lets see ur pretty face na,you seem very taken.
FamilyRe: HELP!! Quickest Way To Get Rid Of A Disillusioned Relative Living With Me? by Joker123(op): 4:27pm On May 28, 2016
tee59:
Deprive him of any benefit frm u. Let him no dat life is not a bed of roses. As a man, he must learn how to survive alone.He is misbehaving and abuse d opportunity gvn to him cus u are there for him.So many guys lik him out dre, struggling and hustle to av food on their table cus nobody to help. Let him see life in anoda form may be he wil change. If dere's no sign of seriousness in him stil, den send him back to where he came from.
U sure it wont be that I am a wicked brother?...he'll go tell others that I refused to gv him food or care fr him
HealthRe: Condom Found Inside A Woman's Appendix(photos) by Joker123: 6:41pm On May 27, 2016
End Time Tinz....
FamilyHELP!! Quickest Way To Get Rid Of A Disillusioned Relative Living With Me? by Joker123(op): 6:32pm On May 27, 2016
My cousin o,All this dude does is sleep and eat plenty in this house. Keeps talking big but not ready to move his butt. The moment you give him cash he invites a chick over and spends it all.
Gave him cash to attend a vocational program and learn driving he didn't.
What should I do?

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