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PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu For Lagos State Governor 2027 by Jokerman(m): 11:44pm On Apr 11, 2025
Lol....

APC cannot make that mistake now
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Ronus Accuse Northerners Of Behaving Like Americans by Jokerman(m): 11:43pm On Apr 11, 2025
Supporting Tinubu will make you brainless
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:12am On Apr 11, 2025
CapitalCee:
We finished 3rd with 75 points despite Injuries to key players at the end of 22/23 Season. During the summer. ETH specifically recommended that we do these signings.
Hojlund - 72m,
Onana - 44m
Mount, out injured for most of the season, 1 year remaining in his contract - 55m.
Amrabat- for a loan fee of 10m
Bayindir - 5m, then decided to play him just twice in 2 seasons.

Mr Erik ten Hag, any where you might be at this moment, may you never know peace in your life.

If you give Amorim the Amount ETH was given, in just one window. This team will look different.
😹😹😹😹😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On Apr 11, 2025
Leyqute:
One can’t even tell who is better worse between Hojlund and Weghorst.

Ten Hag and whoever sanctioned that deal ought to be thrown in jail.
😹😹😹
PoliticsRe: Islamic Cleric Ibrahim Jalingo Calls For Execution Of Those Who Leave Islam by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On Apr 10, 2025
But we are told Allah is the best of deceivers 😹

Who wants to continue with a deceiving God??
ComputersRe: Bill Gates Says How Much Of His $101 Billion Net Worth His Kids Will Inherit by Jokerman(m): 4:43pm On Apr 10, 2025
My father will be bill Gates, and I go dey work ke??
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump's Team 'declares War' On Masturbation With 'insane' New US Sex Laws by Jokerman(m): 9:12am On Apr 09, 2025
Good.

Trump is out to save many Americans
PoliticsRe: Obasa Is Planning to Instal his Son as Agege Council Chairman by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On Apr 09, 2025
Lol.....

Human beings.... 😹😹😹😹

Why are we so wicked?? Well Bible never lies, the love of money is the root of all evil.

And now seeing that the Bible never lies, why not believe in the God of the Bible and he saved from the calamity to fall on the earth and ungodly people?
PoliticsRe: Igbonekwu Odigboegwu: If Only Peter Obi Had The Wisdom Of Tinubu (2015) by Jokerman(m): 7:25am On Apr 09, 2025
Wisdom of political theft, thuggery, tribalism, vote buying and intimidation or what?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On Apr 08, 2025
One day Man UTd will get back to it's former glory like this....

Amen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Real Madrid: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 8th April 2025 by Jokerman(m): 9:59pm On Apr 08, 2025
If arsenal win UCL, we no go hear word again o.

Beating Madrid by 3-0 is a big flex already in the UCL
HealthRe: Crazeclown reveals fate of friend's therapy clinic after relocating to Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 6:43pm On Apr 08, 2025
He dey fight patient 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nigerians wey be say to collect money from their hand you must fight, awon oni gbese 😹
BusinessRe: Nigerian Economy: Man Expresses Shock Over The Deserted State Of Shoprite (fotos by Jokerman(m): 10:35pm On Apr 06, 2025
kabillion:
And so! You can fill the place with your family. These obidients can talk rubbish. ShopRite people are not complaining but an Obidient is the one crying everywhere.

Dem go cry of:

Hunger

APC

PDP

Tinubu

Lagos

MC oluomo

Wike

Seyi Tinubu

Coaster road

Abuja

Adeboye

Soyinka

Soludo and many more. But they are billionaires that nothing affects.

They are the dregs from the worst dustbins on earth
F

So nothing concern you with the Nigerian economy?
Christianity EtcRe: God And Allah Are Myths! by Jokerman(m): 10:24pm On Apr 06, 2025
LoneSoldier:
You are confused like your fictitious creator.... When you die, you decay and that's it no heaven no hell....

Why lie about heaven and hell....
As said by the Lord Jesus Christ who created all things along with God the Father....

Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.



Do you think that warning is a lie?
PoliticsRe: $10 Won’t Buy You Lunch In U.S, But $1 Will Get You Meal In Nigeria – Tope Fasua by Jokerman(m): 3:37pm On Apr 06, 2025
Seems Tinubu men are really dull sha....

Na wa o.
Christianity EtcRe: ‘if You Criticize Me In Auchi, Somebody Will Kill You,’ Apostle Suleman Boasts by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Apr 06, 2025
Is this a pastor?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Christians Should Not Hate People Of Another Tribe by Jokerman(m): 11:49am On Apr 06, 2025
Antichristian2:
But Israel don't like non-israelites in the Bible!

It is racial discrimination!
Are Israelites Christians or are they the standard?
Christianity EtcRe: God And Allah Are Myths! by Jokerman(m): 11:49am On Apr 06, 2025
When you drop this body, you will know whether God is a myth or not..

However, my advice is... Seek for God and you'd find him
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Love Your Neighbours As Yourself? by Jokerman(m): 11:46am On Apr 06, 2025
A true Christian loves his neighbour as his/herself.

There's nothing like Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Fulani, Edo, Tiv, white,black, brown, etc, with a true child of God
Christianity EtcRe: The Only 2 Options Jesus Gave Sinners (photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On Apr 06, 2025
OriOko88:
I will repent ohh.

I see no reason why a man who's in his 70s or 80s will go to hell fire. By the time a person gets to that age, he shud only seek the face of God and reconcile with his creator. His only focus at that age is heaven cos wats there to achieve again in this life at over 80.

May God grants me good health to reach 80 years so I can repent and reconcile with Jesus and do away with the things of this evil world.

But at this age I am, there's no way I won't commit some lil sins as a Nigerian,cos this country is evil. May God have mercy on me
As he who has called you is holy, be ye holy in all manner of conversation...
Christianity EtcRe: The Only 2 Options Jesus Gave Sinners (photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On Apr 06, 2025
Antichristian2:
What do I repent from?

Where do I repent to?

Every major prophet said the same thing to people. Even John the Baptist in Matthew 3:2 “Repent, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”


And that was over 2000 years ago! How do you define near?
1000 years is like a day before God, and vice versa
Christianity EtcRe: Exposed! Prophets In The Day, Native Doctors At Night (Photos/Video) by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Apr 06, 2025
What baffles me most, is that so called men of God will tell you they want to do works for client, you should pay 50k,100k, 200k etc, and they'd get soap, water and the rest....

And I'll keep wondering that is this what Jesus Christ ask us to do as men of God?
PoliticsRe: Ex-Oyo Governor, Victor Omololu Olunloyo dies at 89 by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Apr 06, 2025
RIP Sir...

Hopefully he knew the Lord before passing into Glory...

Amen
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama: Imagine If I Had Done Any Of This by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On Apr 05, 2025
Antichrist progenitor talking 😹
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Ayo Sotinrin As Managing Director, Bank Of Agriculture by Jokerman(m): 9:13pm On Apr 04, 2025
jazzman7711:
Very good appointment.

Well done sir.

The other bitter folks can’t complain.

After all, why would they want to work for a “drug lord ruling a zoo”?

Congrats to Mr Sotinrin.
What about someone from Bayelsa, Akwaibom, Uyo, Rivers or Taraba?
Foreign AffairsRe: US Bans Its Staff In China From Romantic Relationships With Chinese Citizens by Jokerman(m): 6:47am On Apr 04, 2025
seunmsg:
We need the same law in south west Nigeria.
So after Fasting, you still go back to your sin??
TravelRe: Lagos Bridge Closure: Share Youe Experience In Traffic by Jokerman(m): 11:08pm On Apr 02, 2025
Danfo wan kill with transport fare 😹😹
PoliticsRe: Why Does Tinubu Only Visit Abroad And Not States Of His Own Country? by Jokerman(m): 11:06pm On Apr 02, 2025
Wetin concern Tinubu with those states??

Election never reach jare...
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Still Struggling With 2023 Defeat – Bwala by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Apr 02, 2025
Lol...

So nothing to talk about from the Arise TV chat, so it's going back to 2023?
Christianity EtcRe: "My Best Food Was Smoking Igbo" - Mummy G.O by Jokerman(m): 4:48pm On Apr 02, 2025
Thank God for Salvation.

Most important thing is that there is no more condemnation for them that are Christ Jesus...
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Performing Governors In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 4:46pm On Apr 02, 2025
Dapo Abiodun? 😹😹😹😹😹

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