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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:49pm On Mar 13, 2025
Man Fredo... 😹
SportsRe: PSG In The Champions League Before Lionel Messi Signed: by Jokerman(m): 11:13am On Mar 13, 2025
Iweakbro:
And he ended their league winning streak
Have they won it since he left?
SportsRe: PSG In The Champions League Before Lionel Messi Signed: by Jokerman(m): 11:09am On Mar 13, 2025
kenex4ever:
Every garbage makes front page.

Have they won it yet??

The year before Messi joined did they win league? Messi came in a gave them two league titles and returned them to dominating the league again.

Penaldo went to Man U and dragged them down the table, went to camel league and did thesame to alnasar.

Went to Juve and gradually killed them with selfishness.
Before him Juve were top of Serie A for many years. It took him only 3years to destroy Juve till today.
And some people are celebrating his penalty goals at the detriment of club glory.
That Pessi stat pain you well well... 😹😹😹
SportsRe: PSG In The Champions League Before Lionel Messi Signed: by Jokerman(m): 11:08am On Mar 13, 2025
Wizardslayer:
What kind of nonsense narrative is this?? All the changes and improvements is down to the coach.

You people should stop looking for a scapegoat.
You people don't say this about Ronaldo
SportsRe: PSG In The Champions League Before Lionel Messi Signed: by Jokerman(m): 11:06am On Mar 13, 2025
Segxydube:
Why cant we talk about penaldo?
Open a new thread for that.

Talk about Pessi here
SportsRe: PSG In The Champions League Before Lionel Messi Signed: by Jokerman(m): 11:05am On Mar 13, 2025
Neimarjr:
Another dumb fuul on the net.
Your own medicine pain you bro 😹😹😹
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hosts Akpabio, Senate Leaders In Aso Rock by Jokerman(m): 7:06am On Mar 13, 2025
Why does the APC like supporting corruption and illegality?
PoliticsRe: Everything Has Been Resolved” – Lagos Lawmaker Reveals After Meeting With Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:02pm On Mar 12, 2025
zero8zero:
Ipob in the mud
Corruption supporter... E kaabo 😹
PoliticsRe: ICPC Probes Kosofe LG Chairman, Moyosore Ogunlewe For Alleged Diversion Of Funds by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On Mar 12, 2025
White Lion... Why??

You are supposed to be a shining star ⭐🫥
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Holds Closed-Door Talks With Obasa, Meranda, Others In Aso Rock by Jokerman(m): 10:46pm On Mar 12, 2025
madridguy:
Thank God I'm from Baba Sope region.

Now baba is ready to settle the rift among his children.

Thank God Gov. Sanwo-Olu is not like the other governor that demolished his state House Of Assembly.
As an Omoluabi, is Obasa not supposed to be in prison?
HealthRe: LASG Activates Emergency Response After Outbreak Of Diphtheria In School by Jokerman(m): 7:21am On Mar 11, 2025
Heat can also proliferate Diphtheria...

Tell NEPA to give Nigerias Light, so that they can sleep well....
PoliticsRe: Valentine Ozigbo Visit Tinubu Daughter To Present His APC Governorship Form by Jokerman(m): 7:17am On Mar 11, 2025
Who gave her office at Abuja??

Lol....human beings sha
PoliticsRe: I Removed Fuel Subsidy To Protect Unborn Generation - Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 7:15am On Mar 11, 2025
Oga do and leave the govt.

Which unborn generation?? If you really cared about them, why then did you fight against it in 2011 when the economy was still booming.

Please get out with your asinine government.
PoliticsRe: Has The Annual Heat Period Of March Affected The Erratic Light Situation Again? by Jokerman(op): 11:25pm On Mar 09, 2025
Helinues, SeunMsg, Yarimo, etc, Un govt wan kill us with heat...

What's the problem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:59pm On Mar 09, 2025
Bruno Fernandes is a Manchester United legend.

None of the legends that criticise him would be able to continuously perform with the amount of scrubs he has around him.
Christianity EtcRe: If These Men Followed After Jesus Christ, Who Am I Not To Follow Jesus? by Jokerman(op): 1:37pm On Mar 09, 2025
NoIgboSoundTueh:
Lol
Because Bigger men
Men far bigger than those two Guys doesnt
All you can think of, all follow after God
Christianity EtcRe: What God Gave To Adam When He Was Lonely (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Mar 09, 2025
JASONjnr:
Brothers you can't create people and give them free will and then sentenced them to eternal condemnation.....

Why put the things that will make many go against you in their daily lives? Why test your creation just to destroy them? Why create them in the first place?

Imagine God creating a sexy woman and I lust into looking and wishing to have sex with such a beautiful lady and then God condemns me? And if I stay away from sex I got prostrate disease and suffer......
In life. You must choose, the way of God or the way of Man's greatest enemy.

Freewill exists to choose between God and Satan, but after dropping this body, Freewill is gone
PoliticsRe: Has The Annual Heat Period Of March Affected The Erratic Light Situation Again? by Jokerman(op): 9:35am On Mar 09, 2025
nairalanda1:
Oga, you are acting as if the people that make componets for electricity would supply it for free. That's not how it works. No one does anything for free.

We don't make most of the components for power generation here , and we need to get generation up to 88000 mw to have light 24/7. That won't come cheap.

Either we pay for power at market price, or we stop grumbling and accept our fate, or we take massive loans of 20 billion dollars yearly, and pay for it with our blood in the years to come.

It does not matter who is in charge, even if someone you like comes to power tomorrow, the fact will be the same. Everything needs to be paid for.

Stop being immature. This is not about the side you support, or the useless government we have in power. ELectricity costs money. We better face that reality.

And yes, you don't want to accept the truth, that's why you are here engaging in rhetorics.
Yes, we know Electricity cost money.

Since, we cannot finance the costs of all these, so do we continue in darkness, or continue taxing the poor people, or confiscate the properties of theiving politicians??
Christianity EtcIf These Men Followed After Jesus Christ, Who Am I Not To Follow Jesus? by Jokerman(op): 9:32am On Mar 09, 2025
1. Pastor Williams Folorunsho Kumuyi

- 1st Class student Mathematics and Overall Best student 1967

- PHd Mathematics and Education


2. Pastor Enoch Adeboye

- 1st Class Student Mathematics1967
- Distinction Masters Degree Hydrodynamics
- PHd Applied Mathematics


3. Pastor Daniel Kolawole Olukoya

- 1st Class Student Microbiology
- PHd Molecular Genetics
- Published over 70 scientific papers

And many others, who were so great and they found the Lord Jesus Christ, who am I, not to follow Jesus Christ like them.

I remember the Lord's quote:

Mark 10:29 And Jesus answered and said, Verily I say unto you, There is no man that hath left house, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my sake, and the gospel's,
10:30 But he shall receive an hundredfold now in this time, houses, and brethren, and sisters, and mothers, and children, and lands, with persecutions; and in the world to come eternal life.
10:31 But many that are first shall be last; and the last first.



Jesus Christ Forever
PoliticsRe: Has The Annual Heat Period Of March Affected The Erratic Light Situation Again? by Jokerman(op): 9:15am On Mar 09, 2025
nairalanda1:
If you were a businessman, would you set your prices after asking what people earn, or would you set your prices based on how much you need to pay the wholesaler, manufacturer, transporter, and what you need to pay your staff, as well as getting extra supplies, and still having something left for you?

The problem with your question is that you know I am right, and you are using it to run away from an answer you do not like.

Electricty costs money. To expand electricity to every nook and crany of Nigeria would require investment of N14 TRILLION Naira at least, annually for at most ten years. No one is going to invest if they cannot get return on investment.

Better face reality. This has nothing to do with oppressing the poor, supporting or excusing any useless government past and present. Any business needs a profit to make money to make improvements and guarantee better service.
This means darkness continues then??
Christianity EtcRe: What God Gave To Adam When He Was Lonely (Pic) by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Mar 09, 2025
AbuTwins:
So why did God created sin?
God did not create Sin.

God is righteousness.

I don't know how or why the Devil become unrighteous and had many fallen angels by his side when he sinned.

All we know is that we must not follow after the works of Satan
PoliticsRe: Has The Annual Heat Period Of March Affected The Erratic Light Situation Again? by Jokerman(op): 7:38am On Mar 09, 2025
nairalanda1:
Let's be honest with ourselves. We can't get stable power until we are generating at least 33000 mw.

The problem is Nigerians are not ready to pay market price for power...so no revenue and poor investment results. The corruption and so forth are by products.

Even the band a thing was government finally agreeing that some people had to pay market price or the discos would financially collapse

Anyway, all the issues start with lack of market reflective tarrifs.

That is why we have been having issues with power for centuries. When you need 10 trillion naira annual investment, and profits are just one trillion and debt is 1.7 trillion and apc government is doing socialist style price controls because they don't want to lose power. In essence continuing the bad policies of pdp
How much Is the earning power of the people that you want to keep increasing electricity costs?
PoliticsRe: What Happened To Traditional ORO Masquerade This Year? by Jokerman(op): 11:53pm On Mar 08, 2025
😹
PoliticsHas The Annual Heat Period Of March Affected The Erratic Light Situation Again? by Jokerman(op): 11:42pm On Mar 08, 2025
For the past weeks now, we can attest that Electricity supply has been erratic.

Band A users don't get the usual 20 hrs light again,band B sef, na 2 hrs per day .

What pains me is that we were told that the Band separation has improved the light situation, and APC agents were celebrating during the rainy and harmattan season.

Are we saying all the subsidies stopped from electricity, is not yet enough to improve on our power generation and maybe preventive maintenance of our power grid?

Please we can't continue like this. No light, Heat everywhere, everyday buying of fuel at 900 per litre.

APC ,how long do we suffer inside this heat, every year, every time?
PoliticsRe: Soludo Bans Street Preachers In Anambra by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On Mar 08, 2025
mrvitalis:
Why should I obey the laws of your imaginary creation? ... Have you obey my laws?
So the being that created you and your ancestors is imaginary?? That makes you what?
PoliticsRe: Soludo Bans Street Preachers In Anambra by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Mar 08, 2025
mrvitalis:
Would he have a problem obeying laws? If yes sure
Have you obeyed the laws of God first??
PoliticsRe: Why Did You Liken Tinubu To Me? – An Angry Jesus Confronts Doyin Okupe by Jokerman(m): 8:13pm On Mar 08, 2025
OKOATA:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. This is crazy as hell 😂😂😦

God is a merciful God and will never throw his creation in hell. Do you destroy a spoilt or dead TV by burning it. You either recycle ♻️ it or goes back to mother earth of which it will regenerate. When we die our soul and spirit goes into the cosmic. The cosmic is where the new bodies are formed. Then we the dead goes back to the factory, our brains are formatted just like you loose your memory and never even remember your name. There's even a thread about a Kenyan guy that was posted on nairaland. He was reincarnated and went back to his formal life and recognised everyone even where he was buried. So no one goes to hell. God is love 💕 not hate. Even an earthly judge won't sentence you to burn by fire for the most grevious offences. Anyways nice read..

https://www.nairaland.com/7392580/5-year-old-boy-reveals-past-life

This is the link to the story.
You think God is a respecter of persons??
TravelRe: Fuel Price Slash: We Won’t Reduce Fares – Transporters by Jokerman(m): 6:21pm On Mar 08, 2025
Reduce Oga... I know MC and Sego no go want make Una reduce am...

But you must .....
PoliticsRe: Oyo NLC Threatens Showdown Over Sacked 221 IBEDC Workers by Jokerman(m): 12:29pm On Mar 08, 2025
Lol... I thought it's a private company?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Rejects ₦‎942 Billion Census Budget, Proposes Use Of Corpers by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Mar 08, 2025
richmond500:
Census doesn't pay anything less than 100k
If they use corpers, they may pay around 70-100k
Lol... Lol... Ok o
PoliticsRe: Abia Renovating 222 Schools Across The State – Governor Otti (video) by Jokerman(m): 7:07am On Mar 08, 2025
Lol... Hope they won't say you didn't build new schools in Abia State when it's time to contest for presidency o
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Rejects ₦‎942 Billion Census Budget, Proposes Use Of Corpers by Jokerman(m): 7:05am On Mar 08, 2025
So that you will pay corpers 10k/15k after all the stress and lies that you'd pay them 40K abi 😹😹

You better employ ad-hoc staff from citizens and youths wey no get work and pay them well... It's a contract.

You politicians should stop thinking of yourselves all the time

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