Politics › Re: Helinues, Come Here by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Apr 28, 2025 |
If you see the Rodo and tomato I bought for 1000 naira yesterday.... It's just a pity.
One cannot even buy ginger and garlic again.
What is our crime as Nigerians sef? |
Politics › Re: Stella Okoli Set To Open ₦35 Billion Factory In Sagamu, Ogun State by Jokerman(m): 8:30am On Apr 28, 2025 |
Tochitee: Emzor woman she tried! Na one of the people wey supposed Dey worship tinubu be this for given her an enabling environment for her business to thrive! But spirit of ingratitude reign supreme in them,na their second nature! How did Tinubu give her an enabling environment?? Has shell worshipped the Niger Delta people or James Ibori or Alameiseigha for given them enabling environment? |
Phones › Re: $220m Fine: Judgement Will Affect Our Services In Nigeria – Whatsapp by Jokerman(m): 4:31pm On Apr 27, 2025 |
Criminals government as usual... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awon Ole |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Switzerland Fencing Team Turns Away From Team Israel On Medal Podium (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:59pm On Apr 27, 2025 |
Lol...
What does this prove??
Has the tribulation started? Or is this how it will start when the world will start labeling Israelites and Christians as enemies of the new world?? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:48pm On Apr 27, 2025 |
I know once we make it to the UCL we will attract better and classier players ....
These losses are getting tiresome to be honest ..
Wish the lads luck and Godspeed on Thursday |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:47pm On Apr 27, 2025 |
Shamelessness sha. |
Politics › Re: Defection: Politicians Who Joined APC & Their EFCC Probes Were Discontinued by Jokerman(m): 12:06am On Apr 27, 2025 |
Honestly if you look at it, Tinubu government ha not convicted any thief of corruption..
This government is such an enabler of corruption... Worse than Jonathan and Buhari..
May Tinubu never happen to Nigeria in 2027 |
Crime › Re: FBI Arrests 22 Nigerians In ‘sextortion Scams’ Linked To Rising US Teen Suicides by Jokerman(m): 11:26am On Apr 26, 2025 |
IPIGSRSHALLOW: Wow, 22? These ones too will be on social media complaining about how Nigerian political leaders are the problem of Nigeria. How bad they are and you know what.... The leaders and the rest of the population are all corrupt, until we accept that, we.are.just fooling ourselves. The leaders are actually the problem of this country, and by God one day, they'll all pay for their crimes... If a leader has a good head, the followers will follow after his step |
Education › Re: Ibadan UTME Chaos: Students Smash Chairs Over Technical Glitch (video/photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On Apr 26, 2025 |
Older generation destroyed the youth
When you don't treat Education importantly, this is the end result. .... |
Politics › Re: Killings: Ex-Sport Minister, Others Want Gun Approval For Citizens by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On Apr 26, 2025 |
No, they shouldn't. Na many politicians go first die if them approve gun. Even kidnappers and armed robbers will get sense by force.
Many women too will follow and onigbese people.
What govt should do is ban Fulani herdsman from carrying gun... And any seen with gun should be shot to death by security operatives. |
Politics › Re: Electricity Tariff More Than N70,000 New Minimum Wage – NLC by Jokerman(m): 8:29am On Apr 26, 2025 |
It's all part of the renewed hope agenda.
Wetin Nigerians care about na party politics, economy no concern them.
Imagine even the FG is running away from BandA, but want teacher collecting 30k per month to pay for bandA... Yet this same hungry tattered teacher will be shouting party politics.. |
Politics › Re: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Jokerman(m): 8:27am On Apr 26, 2025 |
You get a 2 bed for 3m.
How much do you think agency should be?? |
Politics › Re: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Jokerman(m): 8:25am On Apr 26, 2025 |
frankson1: Obinna, how about those who built their houses over 40 years ago  The landlords will renovate theses old houses. The environment you are seeking the house is also a factor. Finally, the economy is not smiling on landlord too |
Politics › Re: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Jokerman(m): 8:22am On Apr 26, 2025 |
Jostoman: House wey them build since 1975 , those Landlord and those bunch of those Lazy people that called themselves agent are just too wicked. Economy made it so. Another thing is the environment where the house is located.... |
Politics › Re: ₦47Bn Yearly Power Bill Unsustainable, FG Explains Aso Rock Solar Installation by Jokerman(m): 7:01pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Such a heartless and wickedly evil government.
You are running for expensive bill but you want the local govt primary school teacher with salary of 25,000 per month to pay for bandA??
Mhen, |
Phones › Re: China Unveils World's First 10G Network by Jokerman(m): 1:58pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Trash.
Lets talk about when Obasa son will become LGA chairman in Agege jawe |
Politics › Re: When Will Tinubu Policies Start Taking Effects by Jokerman(m): 1:55pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
helinues: How was your journey from Pluto Answer his original question bro |
Food › Re: High Cost Of Perishables by Jokerman(m): 1:46pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
On suffer suffer mandate, them go stand.
Renewed shege banza, but hey! We dey collect 20k per month while our Oga son dey vie for Local govt Charman, so high cost no concern us... |
Autos › Re: Man Converts Keke Napep To Electric In Kwara (Video) by Jokerman(m): 1:29pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Great.
Hopefully it last longer.... Than petrol ignition! |
Politics › Re: Go To Nigeria, Youths Are Being Paid Just ₦20,000 By Politicians - Peter Obi by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Apr 25, 2025 |
helinues: That's better than labouring in vain
Your supporters are becoming nuisance as they don see shishi receive with their supports. The rate at which they have been describing hardship heh That's because we want a better country devoid of tribalism, hunger, hypocrisy, working like Jackie and eating like ant, constant electricity, removal of nepotism from government opportunities, security of lives and property and lastly destruction of greed and corruption. And yes, we don't need cursed and occultic money to achieve all these for a better country. |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Newly Wedded Man, Kidnaps Wife by Jokerman(m): 7:50am On Apr 25, 2025 |
This is unfair what is happening in this country.
All these shedded blood will keep speaking against the progress of this country to the most high.
May God have mercy on Nigeria for all these evil.... |
Politics › Re: RE : Primary Health Care Centers In Bauchi State. by Jokerman(m): 9:41pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
Propaganda cannot work in big 2025... |
Health › Re: Lagos Health Sector Short Of 33,000 Doctors, 16,000 Migrated Prof Abayomi by Jokerman(m): 9:40pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
Is there no APC godfather children to employ as doctors, or is it only local politics dem sabi? |
Education › Re: WASSCE: Mass Failures Rock Lagos Public Schools, 26592 Students Fail by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
Omenlon: for your mind you don make sense, abi? Lol... Party faithful don talk. It's the same everywhere. Bastardised Education because of politics... |
Education › Re: Courses To Think Twice Before Studying In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 3:40pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
Akhaz024: I am almost graduating with a physics degree, this thread isn't fair at all. Statistical mechanics Quantum mechanics Electromagnetism Mathematical physics etc But this courses really brought out my inner strength. How much you dey earn with this cert? |
Education › Re: WASSCE: Mass Failures Rock Lagos Public Schools, 26592 Students Fail by Jokerman(m): 3:34pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
Pay teachers well to attract qualified candidates.
Stop employing people to teach based on party politics...
Please Nigeria.
Save your education |
Politics › Re: ONLY Option For Atiku And Obi Is To Merge And Enter The Race by Jokerman(m): 2:31pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
If Obi does not contest in 2027, why should I come out to vote, and who now?😂 |
Politics › Re: Oluwagbenga Abiola Steps Down For Abdulganiyu Obasa (Obasa’s Son) by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sophisticated Una 😂😂😂 |
Properties › Re: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Jokerman(m): 1:40pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
fabolouz1: who made you a decision maker? of course the client can pay the t-fare and agent fees should never be more than 5% across board. Lol... Who go collect 5% from you for inside this Nigeria now.. You better enter street begin waka dey finish yourself 😂😂 |
Properties › Re: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
crazymommy: The poster is right and obviously you are the one talking nonsense here.., last time before I left Nigeria..in ajah I paid a house rent which yearly rent was 900k and the total package was 1.4m which included the caution fee and the agency fee..
1.4m -900k is equal to 500k..so tell me how is that not 40% above the basic yearly rent...?? Or you are so poor at mathematics..smh.. Rent: 900k Service charge: 120K Total: 1,120,000K Caution: 100k Legal: 150K Agency: 150K I think that was how you were charged |
Properties › Re: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Jokerman(m): 1:36pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
grandstar: Estate agents only collect 10% of the rent paid.
The legal fees either go to a lawyer, or most often into the landlords purse.
The caution fee goes to the property owner as well.
If agents have a fault, it is when it comes to joint ventures. Some demand as high as 10%. This is just greed. It is unfair to the developer who is carrying the bulk of the risks. High agency fees increases his costs where is trying to manage costs by entering a joint venture with the property owner rather than purchasing the property it outright. For a JV .. commission is either 5% or negotiated down from 5% |
Properties › Re: Lagos Advocates Rent Reduction, Declares Caution Fee, Inspection Fee Illegal by Jokerman(m): 1:03pm On Apr 24, 2025 |
So if inspection fee is illegal, who go pay transport to go inspect house, or more than 1 houses??
Caution fee is also called damages, which is refundable, from the Landlord.
Agency fee should be 10% for rents lower than 1M naira, and 20% for rents 1M above |