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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On Aug 29, 2023

@centredevils
🚨🚨🌕| #mufc are awaiting scans to understand the severity of Raphael Varane’s injury that he sustained against Nottingham Forest. [@JamieJackson___]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Aug 29, 2023

🚨🚨🌕| #mufc do have Pierre-Emile Højbjerg on their table as potential target. But Spurs will do no discount for United. They will want an important fee. [@FabrizioRomano]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:12pm On Aug 29, 2023

🚨🚨🌕| Sofyan Amrabat is still waiting for #mufc. He is not training with Fiorentina even today as he wants to wait for United. [@FabrizioRomano]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:42am On Aug 29, 2023

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have called to ask for conditions about a deal for Nicolás Tagliafico. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:24pm On Aug 28, 2023

TeslaFC:

Sports › Re: Messi’s Inter Miami Club Ranking And The Teams They Have Played Against So Far by Jokerman(m): 10:23pm On Aug 28, 2023

An eibarman will always be an eibarman 😬😁

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On Aug 28, 2023

dreamxhaser:
All these Messi fans just dey hide behind Ten Hag to disrespect our GOAT.

That's pure tabo in a united thread and they shall be punished

They know themselves.... They shall of course

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On Aug 28, 2023

dreamxhaser:
Things i hate in the world of football are as follows

1. Man Shitty

2. Barca

3. Messi

4. Looserpool

5. Pep Fraudioala

6 Arsenal

7. Ten Hag

Ten Hag would have been 5th on my list, but because he's UTD current manager, I have a soft spot for him and defend him when the need arise.

Tbh I believe he can do the job but if that man dear fvkup eh. Yeeee, we go drag shege comot for him body. Shey na my GOAT him want take shine abi?

I have soft spot for him.. but he dares not Bleep up... Him own don be 😂

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:53pm On Aug 28, 2023

From a world class Sofyan Amrabat to an average Hobjerg within less than 12 hours. Ten Hag needs to be stopped grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Aug 28, 2023

So its bad to Stan a player now...😂😂

People like us that started following man utd from the times of Yorke and co...

Well until anyone brings any player that completed EPL football like CR7, we keep fanning and rebuking all disrespect to an EPL GOAT😩😬

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:20pm On Aug 28, 2023

🚨 JUST IN: West Ham now expect to sign Harry Maguire after new talks in the last few hours. #MUFC [@SportsPeteO]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Aug 28, 2023

CrystalTiger:
We're the only club with fans who love players more than the club.. Very sad pathetic situation..

Pessi fans hate PSG till today....🤭

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Aug 28, 2023

Ellexy:
There's no single Ronaldo fanboy that likes TenHag. They better follow their small god to Saudi and stop wailing about what happened every 4 market days here.

TenHag is average still 😩.. person wey carry 65M go buy Mount 😂😩

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:14pm On Aug 28, 2023

dreamxhaser:
You are just a Ronaldo Hater

Mr Man Ronaldo didn't have problem seating on the bench. He sat on the bench in a lot of matches sef. Did the guy complain?

But the moment that manger disrespect him by telling him to warm up in the eighty something minutes then refused to play him was when CR7 left the stage.
A whole CR7 ooo haba. Who the manager be. Him papa

Can't you see all this, Is your hate for the GOAT making your blind or what?

If you were CR7 would you take that shit? Even Messi won't take that shit.

Can't you see ETH was trying to ridicule him?

10HAG even said he slept well after CR7 left. Lolz make him just perform well or else we fans go drag that man eh.

Dem no born TenHag well not to perform well.... Na die e dey o...🤣.. we Ronaldo, DeGea and Mourinho fans re waiting to blast his egoistic head...

For now, we support Man utd though...😬

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Aug 28, 2023

🚨 JUST IN: Scott McTominay is TOP of Bayern Munich’s shortlist for a new number six! Bayern bosses are working on the deal with Manchester United and McTominay’s agents. #MUFC [@cfbayern]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:34pm On Aug 28, 2023

🚨🇫🇷| Manchester United have offered Real Madrid the chance to sign Martial.

The deal would include an option for Real to sign Martial permanently for £12.8million (€15million).

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:32pm On Aug 28, 2023

Cucurella or Alonso?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:59am On Aug 28, 2023

Doings: Kano Pillars have been ranked above Lionel Messi's Inter Miami in world rankings.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Aug 28, 2023

Doings: Kano Pillars have been ranked above Lionel Messi's Inter Miami in world rankings.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:53am On Aug 28, 2023

🚨💰 JUST IN:

Manchester United have enquired about Brentford’s Rico Henry as they look to bring in a new left back ahead of Friday’s transfer deadline.
@MailSport
#MUFC 🔴

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:47am On Aug 28, 2023

YourBestWriter:
This guy better go to napoli. Like I said it here before, we only need him as a backup for casemiro. He is technically poor, and we need a technically gifted midfielder (which is why I think mount was a good buy) if we are to even buy a midfielder because of mount injury.

So Mount is technically good?? 😂

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:26am On Aug 28, 2023

Excallibur:
allow this people to enjoy any bit of happiness they can muster abeg

Barca fan....go to your thread 😬

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:10am On Aug 28, 2023

🚨 Napoli will rival Manchester United to the signing of Sofyan Amrabat from Fiorentina.

(Source: @marca)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:07am On Aug 28, 2023

🚨🚨🌕| Sofyan Amrabat is one of 10 midfielders #mufc have tracked but senior figures have repeatedly insisted their interest has been overstated by the Italian media. [@samuelluckhurst]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:01am On Aug 28, 2023

🚨🚨| Bruno Fernandes and Marcus Rashford make the Team of the Week. [@BBCSport]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On Aug 28, 2023

TrebleChamp:
So McTominay is better than Gravenberch 😁.

This our mid coach ehn... No how they won't still sack him.

Well I'm waiting for that day... There are some people here I need to blast 😩

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 7:43am On Aug 28, 2023

See stats... Legend

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Aug 28, 2023

This Cristiano stats is wild...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:37am On Aug 28, 2023

Jokerman:
🚨💣 JUST IN: Bayern Munich are interested in Scott McTominay on loan! A loan swap deal with Ryan Gravenberch is being discussed. #MUFC [@cfbayern]

Obviously this man doesn't want Amrabat 😬... Na another Dutch player he dey find... Van Gaal 2.0

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:36am On Aug 28, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo is only 22 goals away from becoming Al Nassr's third ALL-TIME Top Scorer. 🤯🫡

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On Aug 28, 2023

🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: There is potential now for Harry Maguire to join West Ham. The centre back has changed his mind and is now open to making a loan deal in the final days of the window. [@FabrizioRomano]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Aug 28, 2023

🚨💣 JUST IN: Bayern Munich are interested in Scott McTominay on loan! A loan swap deal with Ryan Gravenberch is being discussed. #MUFC [@cfbayern]

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