₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,541 members, 8,512,376 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 November 2026 at 10:47 AM

Toggle theme

Jokerman's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Jokerman's Profile › Jokerman's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 (of 678 pages)

Sports › Re: Another Ronaldo Brace and assist helps Al Nassr to a 4-0 win vs Al Shabab by Jokerman(m): 3:03pm On Aug 30, 2023
ThierryJay:
When he plays in a useless league where defenders dont even mark him. That's how you know Saudi na camel league. Check how he is always having several one on ones with opposing keeper in every match, yet na still two oshofree penalties he scored with.

Messi's goals in MLS have been long range blinders, free kicks, or ingenious team play. Rarely do the defenders leave him to be having free space to pick his spot. That's to show you the quality of the league.
But he scored more in Laliga bro?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:41am On Aug 30, 2023
We should be getting another defender now that Varane is ouwe shouldn't start with just lindelof and Maguire this season please.
Sports › Re: Another Ronaldo Brace and assist helps Al Nassr to a 4-0 win vs Al Shabab by Jokerman(m): 7:57am On Aug 30, 2023
Unbelievable similarity in Cristiano Ronaldo's stats during his first 29 matches with Al Nassr and Real Madrid! 🤯😁

Laliga was also camel league 😂😂

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:54am On Aug 30, 2023
🚨 Amad Diallo wins the Championship Fan’s Player of the Year award. [ @PFA ] #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:49am On Aug 30, 2023
Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale remain the only players to win the PFA POTS and YPOTS in EPL history.

Sports › Re: Another Ronaldo Brace and assist helps Al Nassr to a 4-0 win vs Al Shabab by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On Aug 30, 2023
How can a 38 year old still be playing like this?😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m):
😂

Cristiano Ronaldo needs one more goal to reach 850 goals and 50 more goals to reach career 900 goals.

We will be there 🇵🇹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:07pm On Aug 29, 2023
Am surprised Rashford has never won either PFA young player or PGA player of the year...

What has he been doing in Manutd? Something Saka just won 😡
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:06pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
Weghorst and Sabitzer were short opportunistic deals na. Did we sign them permanently?
And Malacia is presently injured. Also signed as a young back up to shaw.
Don't even know the reason you're calling those names.
Mid coach will always buy mid players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:53pm On Aug 29, 2023
How did Odegaard make this?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 8:52pm On Aug 29, 2023
undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On Aug 29, 2023
Trevor012:
Ronaldo give you penalty play you miss am. We for don reach 850goals by now with another hatrick 😡.
Put an elite finisher next to Ronaldo and this man will bag assists game after game.... See Mane.

As for the penaltyz it's good another person tried it to know say e no easy to score 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:26pm On Aug 29, 2023
andrewbaba44:
What a player

Give him the ballon d or

Mentality monster
How burger league dey go bro 😁😩?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:17pm On Aug 29, 2023
Trevor012:
I repeat, Ogun will fire any leprous hands that will bring up that nonsense that Erik 7even has not been backed.
😬🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2023
Trevor012:
God of football with his 11th goal of the season already.
Just 1 goal behind Haaland in 2023...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
For a team looking for a long term project similar to the one under SAF or Pep or Klopp, e.t.c. ETH>>>>>>Zidane.
Well we are still waiting for the new era😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On Aug 29, 2023
Englishisamust:
I see Ronaldo winning balloon dor at al nassr
We are going to 1000 goals soon. 1 more goat to 850 goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Aug 29, 2023
It's been long Ronaldo played a player such as mane😁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
Sebi na Shaw get injury now?

You'll understand the meaning when Casemiro gets injured.
What happened to Malacia ?😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
Sebi na Shaw get injury now?

You'll understand the meaning when Casemiro gets injured.
What's stopping Amrabat from being signed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
Man literally plays the same style of football we're trying to move away from. Even seems like someone that relies more on individual brillance of players.

Wtf will Zidane even choose a club like United? Lmao.

Club with overrated players nobody wants. You want to replace the players and everyone starts quoting how much has been spent so far.
Zidane> ETH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
Because we should at least be wiser ​to the fact there's a constant in all of these.
Sacking this manager and starting again should scrare any United fan to their bones.
Get Zidane.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On Aug 29, 2023
🚨🇪🇸 Ten Hag wants Marc Cucurella because him and his staff have fond memories of the player back in that famous Getafe vs Ajax tie in the 2020/21 season. [@gerardromero]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Aug 29, 2023
Sancho was sent to the mountains for 6 months to train with Ra's Al Ghul, yet nothing has come out of it... Na wa o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
Apart from Mount, y'all have to realize we're after these players because of the budget. When I start talking now, you guys will say another thing.

Do you think ETH in June was thinking about Cucurella and the likes?
ETH has spent over 400M in 2 seasons... What is the meaning of budget budget deficit or problem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:44pm On Aug 29, 2023
ChristoBam:
That's the mentality of majority of them. It's all about the banter. Nothing else matters.

The point at which they're most excited as a fan is when everything's falling apart and everyone's shouting for the sack of the manager.
We did it with Mou and Ole, why should 7Hag be different?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2023
@FabrizioRomano
Understand Manchester United have reached an agreement in principle with Cucurella on personal terms. Green light arrived on player side. 🚨🔴 #MUFC

Man United won’t negotiate for any other left back now — as they want to get Cucurella deal done with Chelsea ASAP.
Education › Re: How Private School Owners In Nigeria Deprive Their Teachers Of Rest by Jokerman(m): 6:40pm On Aug 29, 2023
I think most parents are also the problem.

They want to pay 10k for school fees, and expect the best 😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:50pm On Aug 29, 2023
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Negotiations continue between Man United and Chelsea for Marc Cucurella. More to follow. 🚨🔴 #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:48pm On Aug 29, 2023
Raphaël Varane could miss up to six weeks with an injury picked up during Manchester United's win against Nottingham Forest, per
@SkyKaveh


Their back line is already without Luke Shaw and visit the Emirates on Sunday
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:18pm On Aug 29, 2023
📊 Since Bruno Fernandes made his debut in the Premier League 2020, he has created:

•Most big chances in the Premier League (74)

• Most chances in the Premier League (277)

• Most chances in all competitions (343)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:16pm On Aug 29, 2023
Jokerman:
@centredevils
🚨🚨🌕| #mufc are awaiting scans to understand the severity of Raphael Varane’s injury that he sustained against Nottingham Forest. [@JamieJackson___]
Keep waiting until last window until utd will go and buy one Eredivisie flop like Weghorst 😵‍💫

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 (of 678 pages)