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SportsRe: Barcelona Begin Sale Of Camp Nou Grass In Takeaway Packs To Raise Funds by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Sep 08, 2023
Lol...broke club.

Pessi really finished that club
SportsRe: Messi Scores An Outrageous Free Kick Against Ecuador To Equal Beckham Record by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Sep 08, 2023
AImiron:
Mr era come to an end…. What a joke of a man 😂😂.
Yes we go soon end Pep and Pessi era soon...😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On Sep 08, 2023
I was told Erik 7 Hag was ruthless 😂
SportsRe: Messi Scores An Outrageous Free Kick Against Ecuador To Equal Beckham Record by Jokerman(m): 9:59am On Sep 08, 2023
20 yards freekick na him be outrageous... Lol
.. grin

I been think say na 30/35 Yards... Mtcheeww
PoliticsRe: Power And Money. Which One Is Greater? by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Sep 08, 2023
Power is bigger than Money.

E.g With all your money, if LASSPA and LABSCA, don't approve your building plans, you can't build...
PoliticsRe: Pept: The Verdict I Saw In My Vision by Jokerman(m): 6:25am On Sep 07, 2023
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:02pm On Sep 06, 2023
Erik 7 Hag 🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Electronic transmission Dismissal; Will People Come Out To Vote Next Time? by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On Sep 06, 2023
So you deceived yourself to come out and vote before 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TravelRe: First Time On A Plane Where Did You Travel To? by Jokerman(m): 4:58pm On Sep 06, 2023
Port Harcourt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:50pm On Sep 06, 2023
Leyqute:
Until the new coach start having issues the former coach was having.

Then you’ll come here and start asking for a new coach.
Well he'd soon be sacked anyways
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:48pm On Sep 06, 2023
Erik 7 Hag should be dismissed... Get a better coach jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:33am On Sep 06, 2023
Even, I as a Pessi hater, finds this funny...🤣🤣🤣

I never knew there are uefalona fans that hate Pessi...🙏🤣🤣🤣

Where's Almiron,TheirryJay, Ojeemah😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:45am On Sep 06, 2023
Dollywood:
When people compare Messi to Pele, I feel like shedding tears.

Nigerians and Indians have the worst football knowledge on the internet. The are like a bunch of NPCs that swallow everything social media feeds them.

Most people can't even think for themselves. They have a smartphone, and they can't use it properly. They don't even know what tactics we use.

I can easily break down Xavi's tactics from A - Z. I'm not your average football fan. I watch the game better than most of you. I'm not a dummy that sees 4-3-3 and thinks it's 4-3-3.
Pele, Maradona are better than Messi... We all know that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:43am On Sep 06, 2023
Dollywood:
Yeah. £1M per year. That was what Messi was earning a week in PSG. That money grabber ruined the club and jumped on the next ride.

Most of you here are Messi fans, not Barcelona fans. In your mind, you believe he is bigger than the club. He's faultless and as innocent as an infant.

Bunch of deluded weirdos. In less than 7 years, Messi gobbled up more than 500 Million in salary and bonuses.

He kept his out-of-form and washed friends, Suarez, Alba, and Busquets. His influence pressured the club to give them chunky salaries and further sink the club.

FOOLS! They can't see. You folks have been charmed and probably under a love spell for Messi and can't see that behind those innocent smiles and cries is a villainous howl and satire.

Me, I'm more of a Barcelona fan than you folks. I understand the game more than most of you. I've been a Barcelona fan for as long as I can remember. My phone's wallpaper is of Barcelona's youngsters (Gavi, Pedri and Araujo)

You folks are disgusting, irrational, and built like a porcelain dull.

The truth is waved and rubbed on your face, but you still can't see. Try to release yourself from your delusions and see things from a neutral point of view.

I used to be a hardcore Messi fan, like y'all. I supported that little man till he won the WC. I screamed out of my voice through his WC journey last year.

I saw one dummy defending Messi, saying "that we should give him everything for what he has done.'

What a dumbass. You have a brain you're supposed to use it.

BARCELONA is bigger than MESSI. Barcelona employed him and paid him a fair salary. No player is good enough to control or extort the club.

From 2012 - 18, Ronaldo was a far more crucial player than Messi. He was one of the main reasons they won five UCLs, and he didn't get worship. He demanded a better salary than the club's wage structure, and he was kicked out.

Tell me, didn't Madrid win another UCL?

Pathetic set of fans.

Better stick to your average Chelsea and Man U. Perhaps, leave the damn club and support Messi FC.

That fool kept renewing his contract every two years and ruining the club. These fools are telling me he deserves everything for doing his DAMN JOB.

He didn't even do it properly. He was a disappointment on the biggest of stages.

He wrecked the club's financial structure. He didn't allow other players like Greizmann, Coutinho, and Dembele to excel. I mean, how they will excel when we don't play as a damn team when all we do is recycle passes to Messi every damn 2 secs.

We were a walking loophole in the UCL. Big teams will look at their tactical graphic board and see no tactical approach from us other than to pass to Messi.

How to stop Barcelona?

Don't allow Messi to have the ball. Simple. We're done.

We could have won 7 UCLs now if our boards were as brutal as Real Madrid. That's why we're behind them constantly.

They'll tell you Real Madrid doesn't respect their legends. I used to believe that, and damn, I was wrong.

FOOTBALL IS BUSINESS. The goal is to keep winning and continue to be a football powerhouse

But we took the "Mes Un Que Club" too far and kept pampering our legends after dropping stinkers.

Busquets, Messi, Alba, Suarez, Pique, and so on. They used to be heroes, but left as a villain.

The club is not a family house. The club is running a business. We were too soft. We ruined the club.

Now, we're going to suffer for God knows how long.

That's why Xavi didn't want Messi. Pep left the club because he had seen it. The media will, of course, tell you that Xavi wants Messi, and they'd be glad to have him.

Of course, you dummies, you don't expect Pep and Xavi to disrespect a club legend publicly

Bleep, Messi.

Without that damn dwarf, we would still be giants. Prime Barcelona didn't need Messi to win trophies. He was only an icing on the cake.

Xavi, Iniesta, Busquet, Eto, Henry, Yaya and co. With Pep as the manager, we would still have our trophies.

Without Messi, they will be Barcelona; without Barcelona, Messi will be in Argentina, struggling with his deficiencies.

That man couldn't replicate 10% of what he did at Barcelona at Psg because he was not in his comfort zone where they lick his butt, worship, and perceive him as a deity.

In PSG, it was cold. He didn't have enough of the ball as he used to in Barcelona and Argentina. I mean, even Dani Alves said if Messi doesn't have the ball every 2 seconds, he disconnects from the game.

He flopped heavily in PSG. PSG was trying to play as a team and not spam one man with passes and make them predictable.

Ultimately, the little man flopped "in the supposed easiest league in the top five leagues."

Embarrassing. He's like a fish that can't survive on land. At the same time, most world-class players are amphibians.

He couldn't deliver. He became a deadweight to PSG. They were eliminated in the UCL R/16 back to back. Embarrassing.

He was trying to form another degressive partnership with a useless player like Neymar.

Do you think the Ultras in PSG are fools?

They saw what he did to Barcelona and didn't want the same thing to happen to them.

Smh.

I'm out.
I'm not a Pessi fan, but this is wrong. Messi carried Barcelona many times. He played with his heart there.

Don't be like the dumb Man utd fans who talk down on CR7, who is still our biggest player ever
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:32am On Sep 06, 2023
Erik 7 Hag though 😂

Well Dutch coaches seem to be dumb
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:19pm On Sep 05, 2023
I don't know why people will still be hating on Greenwood
EducationRe: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Jokerman(m): 3:04am On Sep 05, 2023
FEA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On Sep 04, 2023
Trevor012:
Maguire and Evans don turn scapegoat 😂😂. When Wolves destroyed the entire defense and should have scored 2 to 3 goals it was Evans and Maguire, when Tottenham scored twice it was also Evans and Maguire in defense, When Nottingham forest scored twice last week it was also Maguire and Evans. Just dey play 😂
🤣🤣🤣
SportsRe: It Is Unfair To Make Me The Scapegoat - Sancho Hits Back At Ten Hag by Jokerman(m): 3:24pm On Sep 04, 2023
chaiks:
that's what Rudi Garcia is doing with osinmeh at Napoli. I fear victor might deteriorate under this coach.
Rudi Garcia another failure coach...😂🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:19pm On Sep 03, 2023
Imagine an average coach that has not won any significant trophies asking a player who has scored over 800 goals to prove himself 😂😂

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:33pm On Sep 03, 2023
Seems Ronaldo was right about Erik 7 Hag again 😂😂😂😂

When you see someone carry almost 70M go buy a mid player like Mount, you know there's problem.

Man utd is too big for Erik 7 Hag to handle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Jokerman(m): 9:30pm On Sep 03, 2023
Dougad:
Blame Ronaldo, blame De Gea, end result: still the same nonsense

That bald fraud with Head like satellite dish needs to get the fûck out
Very foolish coach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On Sep 03, 2023
When we told you that ETH is an average manager,some idiots here were quoting us with foolish replies.

Well we know he won't last long.... Another player not Ronaldo has called the Mid coach out...😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On Sep 03, 2023
Erik 7 Hag again .. na wa o 🤨
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:35pm On Sep 03, 2023
Havertz29s:
The only time delaying vawulense on this thread is time

Dead manyoo must collect.
Seems your team won yesterday ba?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:34pm On Sep 03, 2023
All these Man city and Liverpool, their era no wan end ni.. o ga o...😡
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (3 - 0) On 3rd September 2023 by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On Sep 03, 2023
All these teams..... Their era no wan end 😡
Christianity EtcRe: I Have Finally Gotten The Crucifix I Was Looking For (PICS) by Jokerman(m): 12:17pm On Sep 03, 2023
Jesus is no more on the grace
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:09pm On Sep 03, 2023
🚨 Manchester United will help Mason Greenwood try to rebuild his career in Spain by paying for a £8,000-a-month luxury 6-bedroom villa and a translator. 🏠🇪🇸💰

(Source: @MailSport)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:59am On Sep 03, 2023
Oasis007:
New Numbers;

Rasmus - 11
Garnacho - 17
Altay - 1
Regullion- 15
Evans - 35
Amrabat - pending.
Rasmus should have worn 9. Collect the number from clowntial
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:53am On Sep 03, 2023
eph12:
Eyah! Glazers for life
Cristiano - the Glazers don't care about the club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:53am On Sep 03, 2023
Cristiano Ronaldo has now assisted 92 different players in his career

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