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Sports › Re: Another Hat-Trick For Ronaldo As Al Nassr Win Their First Of The Season In Style by Jokerman(m): 9:53am On Aug 26, 2023
See the assist he gave Mane yesterday, if na Bruno, e for lose am... grin
Sports › Re: Another Hat-Trick For Ronaldo As Al Nassr Win Their First Of The Season In Style by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Aug 26, 2023
OJEEMAH:
If na Messi score hattrick now, it’s scripted.

63 not 66 hattrick…….Why you de stat pad?
Lol...so you dey follow the GOAT record🤣🤣
Sports › Re: Another Hat-Trick For Ronaldo As Al Nassr Win Their First Of The Season In Style by Jokerman(m): 8:38am On Aug 26, 2023
He scored 44 hattricks in laliga in just 9 years .. imagine if he played 16 seasons there....

The GOAT is on 66 hattricks in all while playing as a winger.
Politics › Re: Globalisation Responsible For Coups, Financial Crimes, Others - DSS DG by Jokerman(m): 8:36am On Aug 26, 2023
So we should go back to stone age... Old clown
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored 63 Career Hattricks. by Jokerman(m): 6:49am On Aug 26, 2023
44 hattricks in laliga in 9 seasons....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored 63 Career Hattricks. by Jokerman(m): 6:48am On Aug 26, 2023
Beverlyjean:
Only man in football history that has scored at least 1 hatrick in 15 consecutive seasons
22 consecutive seasons
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:32am On Aug 26, 2023
🚨🚨🎙️| Ten Hag asked if he was angry at the #mufc players for the Spurs performance: "I told them, I give them the feedback. This is not acceptable and we have to work as a team. We have to do it together and everyone individually has to take responsibility. We need accountable players."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:30am On Aug 26, 2023
🎙️ | Ten Hag:

"For the first 35 minutes, we were so good in the game. We dominated totally. We should’ve scored minimum once, I think twice. They were nowhere, nothing. And then things happened in the game and they got distracted, not doing your jobs anymore. I’m not used to it from this team because they always do it. It’s what the fans can expect and what we demand."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:30am On Aug 26, 2023
🎙️ | Ten Hag on loss to Spurs:

"They [#mufc players] didn’t run. They run in the wrong moments, too late – especially the front. They didn’t recover. It happened, you can’t turn it around. It’s a demand here if you want to win games."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:08pm On Aug 25, 2023
🚨🚨| Only Erling Haaland (30) has scored more goals in 2023 than Cristiano Ronaldo (27). 😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:56pm On Aug 25, 2023
CRISTIANO RONALDO HAS NOW SCORED 63 CAREER HATTRICKS. 😳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Aug 25, 2023
💰 | AS Roma will pay #Chelsea €10million to loan Romelu Lukaku, who has already spoken with Jose Mourinho, and cover his wages.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:39pm On Aug 25, 2023
BREAKING: Marseille are pushing to sign Eric Bailly from Manchester United ⏳
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On Aug 25, 2023
KDB didn’t include Messi in his Top 3 for the Ballon d’or 😭😭😭

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2023
🚨🔴 l The offer from West Ham United for Harry Maguire is still on the table.

Manchester United offered Maguire £6m in pay-off but Maguire wants £12m to accept the transfer to West Ham.

#mufc are negotiating with his agents and are willing to pay him £9m in a year. Still no answer from his agents, it is believed that they will accept this offer from United.

West Ham have agreed personal terms with Harry Maguire for 100k per week. More to follow on the coming days.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:58pm On Aug 25, 2023
9 players from Manchester United have left this summer… Elanga, Fred, Kovar, Telles, Iqbal, Jones, Tuanzebe, de Gea, Williams… Total: £30m.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:25pm On Aug 25, 2023
🎙 | Ten Hag on Rasmus Hojlund:

“Today, for the first time, he came into team training. Next week we expect him to do a full week with all the team trainings. So he's very near to making the squad.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Aug 25, 2023
[quote author=Jokerman post=125352118]🚨🇳🇱 Ten Hag on if he’s happy with the midfield: “You always have to analyse clinically and that assessment is not right, it was about the back and the front, not about the midfield. That is why we were open. I said that straight after the game.” #MUFC[/quote

Mid🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Aug 25, 2023
🚨🇳🇱 Ten Hag on if he’s happy with the midfield: “You always have to analyse clinically and that assessment is not right, it was about the back and the front, not about the midfield. That is why we were open. I said that straight after the game.” #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Aug 25, 2023
🚨🎙️| Ten Hag on Tyrell Malacia: "Will also take a few weeks before he will be back. Definitely, we have the solutions in our squad to cope with that [at left-back]. We thought before the season about this scenario, it could happen, you hope to avoid. But if it happens you have to be ready for it."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2023
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United fear Luke Shaw could be out for up to two months with a muscular injury. His injury is worse than first thought. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:12pm On Aug 25, 2023
🚨 Manchester United make enquiry to Ryan Bertrand’s entourage over possible transfer [@ODonnellDale]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Working For 1 Hour Shows You Are Employed, NBS Tells Nigerians by Jokerman(m): 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2023
Lol.... 🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Aug 24, 2023
Lakaka never get club o ..,🤨
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Aug 24, 2023
See Qudus sha😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:54pm On Aug 24, 2023
11 league goals in 3 years for Martial & still at the club collecting fat salaries?

They are not serious at Man Utd.

They don't do season review?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:05pm On Aug 24, 2023
Official, confirmed. Ipswich Town sign Brandon Williams on loan with buy option clause from Man Utd 🔴
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:04pm On Aug 24, 2023
🚨 JUST IN: #mufc have sent an offer for Benfica keeper Odysseas Vlachodimos, who is valued at around €15 million. There's a verbal agreement in principle. [@Plettigoal]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:59pm On Aug 24, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨💣 BREAKING: MO SALAH WANTS TO LEAVE LIVERPOOL!

Al-Ittihad will offer him a salary that will make him the HIGHEST PAID player in the Saudi Pro League. 🇸🇦🤑

The Saudi club have already met his representatives in Doha and will offer him more wages than Cristiano Ronaldo.

They are convinced that Salah will be attracted to the prospect of playing in a Muslim country alongside his huge salary.

(Source: @relevo)
Antony about to become the best left footer in the EPL ,😬🤭
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:58pm On Aug 24, 2023
🚨💣 BREAKING: MO SALAH WANTS TO LEAVE LIVERPOOL!

Al-Ittihad will offer him a salary that will make him the HIGHEST PAID player in the Saudi Pro League. 🇸🇦🤑

The Saudi club have already met his representatives in Doha and will offer him more wages than Cristiano Ronaldo.

They are convinced that Salah will be attracted to the prospect of playing in a Muslim country alongside his huge salary.

(Source: @relevo)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:56pm On Aug 24, 2023
🚨💰 JUST IN:

#mufc are close to agreeing a one-year contract with Jonny Evans. [@TelegraphDucker]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:54pm On Aug 24, 2023
Bobriskyofcasting 😬🤣

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