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See the assist he gave Mane yesterday, if na Bruno, e for lose am... ![]() |
OJEEMAH:Lol...so you dey follow the GOAT record🤣🤣 |
He scored 44 hattricks in laliga in just 9 years .. imagine if he played 16 seasons there.... The GOAT is on 66 hattricks in all while playing as a winger. |
So we should go back to stone age... Old clown |
44 hattricks in laliga in 9 seasons.... |
Beverlyjean:22 consecutive seasons |
🚨🚨🎙️| Ten Hag asked if he was angry at the #mufc players for the Spurs performance: "I told them, I give them the feedback. This is not acceptable and we have to work as a team. We have to do it together and everyone individually has to take responsibility. We need accountable players." |
🎙️ | Ten Hag: "For the first 35 minutes, we were so good in the game. We dominated totally. We should’ve scored minimum once, I think twice. They were nowhere, nothing. And then things happened in the game and they got distracted, not doing your jobs anymore. I’m not used to it from this team because they always do it. It’s what the fans can expect and what we demand." |
🎙️ | Ten Hag on loss to Spurs: "They [#mufc players] didn’t run. They run in the wrong moments, too late – especially the front. They didn’t recover. It happened, you can’t turn it around. It’s a demand here if you want to win games." |
🚨🚨| Only Erling Haaland (30) has scored more goals in 2023 than Cristiano Ronaldo (27). 😳 |
CRISTIANO RONALDO HAS NOW SCORED 63 CAREER HATTRICKS. 😳 |
💰 | AS Roma will pay #Chelsea €10million to loan Romelu Lukaku, who has already spoken with Jose Mourinho, and cover his wages. |
BREAKING: Marseille are pushing to sign Eric Bailly from Manchester United ⏳ |
KDB didn’t include Messi in his Top 3 for the Ballon d’or 😭😭😭
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🚨🔴 l The offer from West Ham United for Harry Maguire is still on the table. Manchester United offered Maguire £6m in pay-off but Maguire wants £12m to accept the transfer to West Ham. #mufc are negotiating with his agents and are willing to pay him £9m in a year. Still no answer from his agents, it is believed that they will accept this offer from United. West Ham have agreed personal terms with Harry Maguire for 100k per week. More to follow on the coming days. |
9 players from Manchester United have left this summer… Elanga, Fred, Kovar, Telles, Iqbal, Jones, Tuanzebe, de Gea, Williams… Total: £30m. |
🎙 | Ten Hag on Rasmus Hojlund: “Today, for the first time, he came into team training. Next week we expect him to do a full week with all the team trainings. So he's very near to making the squad.” |
[quote author=Jokerman post=125352118]🚨🇳🇱 Ten Hag on if he’s happy with the midfield: “You always have to analyse clinically and that assessment is not right, it was about the back and the front, not about the midfield. That is why we were open. I said that straight after the game.” #MUFC[/quote Mid🤣🤣🤣 |
🚨🇳🇱 Ten Hag on if he’s happy with the midfield: “You always have to analyse clinically and that assessment is not right, it was about the back and the front, not about the midfield. That is why we were open. I said that straight after the game.” #MUFC |
🚨🎙️| Ten Hag on Tyrell Malacia: "Will also take a few weeks before he will be back. Definitely, we have the solutions in our squad to cope with that [at left-back]. We thought before the season about this scenario, it could happen, you hope to avoid. But if it happens you have to be ready for it." |
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United fear Luke Shaw could be out for up to two months with a muscular injury. His injury is worse than first thought. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst] |
🚨 Manchester United make enquiry to Ryan Bertrand’s entourage over possible transfer [@ODonnellDale] |
Lol.... 🤣🤣🤣 |
Lakaka never get club o ..,🤨 |
See Qudus sha😬 |
11 league goals in 3 years for Martial & still at the club collecting fat salaries? They are not serious at Man Utd. They don't do season review? |
Official, confirmed. Ipswich Town sign Brandon Williams on loan with buy option clause from Man Utd 🔴 |
🚨 JUST IN: #mufc have sent an offer for Benfica keeper Odysseas Vlachodimos, who is valued at around €15 million. There's a verbal agreement in principle. [@Plettigoal] |
Jokerman:Antony about to become the best left footer in the EPL ,😬🤭 |
🚨💣 BREAKING: MO SALAH WANTS TO LEAVE LIVERPOOL! Al-Ittihad will offer him a salary that will make him the HIGHEST PAID player in the Saudi Pro League. 🇸🇦🤑 The Saudi club have already met his representatives in Doha and will offer him more wages than Cristiano Ronaldo. They are convinced that Salah will be attracted to the prospect of playing in a Muslim country alongside his huge salary. (Source: @relevo) |
🚨💰 JUST IN: #mufc are close to agreeing a one-year contract with Jonny Evans. [@TelegraphDucker] |
Bobriskyofcasting 😬🤣 |
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