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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 2:24pm On Aug 18, 2023
🚨💣 Sofyan Amrabat could arrive in Manchester ‘within the next few hours’ to seal a move to Manchester United. #MUFC [@qn_lanazione]
Romance › Re: Catfish Scam : Woman Divorces Her Husband, Sends $10,000 To Scammer. by Jokerman(m): 2:14pm On Aug 18, 2023
Lol...😩🤣

Fish brain
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Been Nominated For The UEFA Men's Player Of The Year. by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Aug 17, 2023
MrBroke:
Football illetrates, check the meaning of the award first before talking gibberish
You've done it before .... It's nothing new to Pessi fans
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Been Nominated For The UEFA Men's Player Of The Year. by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Aug 17, 2023
Almiron:
mumu was that the only criteria for his nomination, you must sabi pass UEFa I wonder why dem no invite you before making their decision
So why Mbappe no make top 3 then?
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Been Nominated For The UEFA Men's Player Of The Year. by Jokerman(m): 5:19pm On Aug 17, 2023
Almiron:
hahaha you don resurrect. Messi don already win the ballon d’or since last December. I know y’all Penadogs are brain dead, atleast try Dey read news first and stop disgracing your lineage online
No be wetin una do lewandowski and Van Dyke?
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Been Nominated For The UEFA Men's Player Of The Year. by Jokerman(m): 5:16pm On Aug 17, 2023
Almiron:
google is your friend, you know sabi pass uefa wey nominate him
Was he the best player for PSG in Ligue1 or best player in the UCL?
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Been Nominated For The UEFA Men's Player Of The Year. by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Aug 17, 2023
If Haaland wins this, then they want to give Pessi Ballondor... Because we all know Pessi doesht deserve to be in top 3... Person that wasnt best player in Ligue1 nor UCL...
Family › Re: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by Jokerman(m): 1:21pm On Aug 17, 2023
God didn't create sex for an everyday stuff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:02pm On Aug 17, 2023
Arsenal are considering a move for Benjamin Pavard to make up for the injury of Jurrien Timber! 🔴⚪️

Inter have the Bayern defender on top of their transfer list, while Man Utd are waiting to see what happens with Maguire.

(Source: @FabrizioRomano)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:32pm On Aug 17, 2023
nitrogen:
Where you dey get your updates from sef? E be like say you and ETH no serious at all. Another forward?
🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:56am On Aug 17, 2023
🚨 NEW: In the last 48 hours, Erik ten Hag has made it extremely clear that he needs another forward! He is DEMANDING another forward. #MUFC [@Muppetiers]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 11:55am On Aug 17, 2023
timay1:
Easily solvable. Banish them from the senior team, revoke their dressing room access and send them to the U21s. Also don't register them for any competitions, so even if we happen to win any trophy, they won't be eligible for medals.

After maximum of 1 year, they'll beg for transfer themselves.

This solution is nothing new. Clubs do it every time.
Coach no get mind...
Sports › Re: Why Are Players Going To Saudi Arabia? by Jokerman(m): 10:20pm On Aug 16, 2023
Manhood85:
See your mouth. Why didn't they follow him EPL when he went to ManU?
You know pass Neymar?

Sports › Re: Why Are Players Going To Saudi Arabia? by Jokerman(m): 10:20pm On Aug 16, 2023
If Manchester United had a jacuzzi, it would not have happened 🤣
Romance › Re: Married Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Bishop In Abia by Jokerman(m): 9:55pm On Aug 16, 2023
Your sin will find you out.

May God help us to keep his word and obey it continually... The battle of the mind is not easy
Sports › Re: Breaking! Al-lttihad Close in On Signing Mohammed Salah by Jokerman(m): 9:47pm On Aug 16, 2023
grin

All of this wouldn’t be possible if Manchester United had a jacuzzi grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:37pm On Aug 16, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have contacted Bayern Munich in the last few hours about Ryan Gravenberch! #MUFC [@AlfredoPedulla]
Lol... Another player 7Hag has coached.... 😩
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:35pm On Aug 16, 2023
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have contacted Bayern Munich in the last few hours about Ryan Gravenberch! #MUFC [@AlfredoPedulla]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:03pm On Aug 16, 2023
All of this wouldn’t be possible if Manchester United had a jacuzzi and pool 🤣😬

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Aug 16, 2023
centredevils.
@centredevils
🚨🚨🌕| Sofyan Amrabat continues to give his priority to #mufc despite interest from Liverpool. [@AlfredoPedulla]
Politics › Re: President Tinubu's Ministers And Their Portfolios (Full List) by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On Aug 16, 2023
Some square pegs in round holes... Well, Padi Padi is a thing though....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:15pm On Aug 16, 2023
@UnitedStandMUFC
🚨 Liverpool are on track to finalise a deal for Sofyan Amrabat. [@ADSportwereld] #mufc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:12pm On Aug 16, 2023
🚨🇨🇮 Eric Bailly has requested €700,000 loyalty bonus to terminate his contract, which United were not willing to give, talks have fallen through.
@yagosabuncuoglu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On Aug 16, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| #mufc’s sporting department, including John Murtough and Erik ten Hag are in favor of Mason Greenwood's reinstatement. [@AdamCrafton_]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:32pm On Aug 16, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🇫🇷 Benjamin Pavard at Manchester United is now considered unlikely [@SkyFootball]
I was 7hag was ruthless, but see Maguire, Bailly and some clowns hampering our transfers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:31pm On Aug 16, 2023
🚨🇫🇷 Benjamin Pavard at Manchester United is now considered unlikely [@SkyFootball]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:24pm On Aug 16, 2023
YourBestWriter:
Could it be that ETH is waiting for the return of Kobie Maino, so he's not ready to purchase another midfielder to avoid hindering Maino's progress. Perhaps he is right. Perhaps Maino will have a big season this year, and we may not need Amrabat after all.
Does ETH have time?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:07pm On Aug 16, 2023
larride:
No no no. We dont do that here.

Was Bruno, Casmerio and Rashford not the same people that DDG was playing with then?

They told us once we replace DDG, all these will change, na the change we dey wait for like this.
Dem no go fit reply you so...😬
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 1:23pm On Aug 16, 2023
🚨 Eric Bailly is now unlikely to join Al Nassr. He has also decided not to pursue a deal with Besiktas. [@skysports_sheth] #mufc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:20pm On Aug 16, 2023
🚨 Al-Hilal will offer Neymar the following gifts for coming to Saudi Arabia:

• Bentley Continental GT
• Aston Martin DBX
• Lamborghini Huracán

The Brazilian has also ordered 4 Mercedes G Wagon's and a van of the same brand. 🇸🇦💰

He will have a driver and a 25 room mansion. 🏎️🏠

(Source: AS)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Aug 16, 2023
🚨 #mufc have to sell two midfielders before signing Sofyan Amrabat. [@FabrizioRomano, @caughtoffside]

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